These are the latest batch from Heidi Montag’s posed-as-all-hell bikini shoot. I’m actually impressed that her chest balloons didn’t glide her right off the balcony and out to sea. Clearly, this proves there is no God or, at the very least, he doesn’t hear my prayers. Time for a new tactic: Voodoo. Now that’s some reliable shit. Okay, anyone got a Barbie doll I can borrow/dip in acid? Joker from Batman, you still on here? Call me, son. You know my digits.
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Heroiny | May 30, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Gonna vom……..
auzzie | May 30, 2008 at 4:59 pm
skank
auzzie | May 30, 2008 at 4:59 pm
skank
Ygramul | May 30, 2008 at 5:01 pm
The funniest part of this batch is that moon faced retard pretending to read Forbes. Haha. Good one, fucktard.
mrs.t | May 30, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Are we supposed to believe that these to have had sex? With each other?
And what’s with the nonstop champagne? Oh, right-cuz they’re classy.
Monstra | May 30, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Spencer thinks that magazine he’s “reading” is pronounced “For bees.”
Jenn | May 30, 2008 at 5:04 pm
You know with all of these staged events…I wouldnt be suprised if, next eyar, they come out as BROTHER AND SISTER!! haaa…we fooled you ALLL!
Jenn | May 30, 2008 at 5:04 pm
You know with all of these staged events…I wouldnt be suprised if, next eyar, they come out as BROTHER AND SISTER!! haaa…we fooled you ALLL!
LeFarge | May 30, 2008 at 5:06 pm
A+ boob job
veggi | May 30, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Irregardless of their staged “relationship” she’s 100% lickable in that bikini. And I don’t think Spencer could ever get excited enough over a female body to get any HIV on her.
Jennifer | May 30, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Heidi is disgusting and a shameless attention whore.
honbogi | May 30, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Why can’t they just go away!! No one wants to see them!! She’s worst than Paris Hilton :.(
Caminador | May 30, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Man, Forbes, Wired, and a book with “POWER” written down the front. I had no idea that this douche bag was a vacuum for eclectic information. Is there anyway we can get a comment on his thoughts on the latest Forbes? That would be….MONEY! ha! (Superficial writer cannot copy that joke, it’s mine)
But seriously, I hope they burn to death.
norton | May 30, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Seriously…. the more you post pictures of these media-whoring douche-bags you are actively helping them in their quest for recognition.
I beg of you, please stop promoting these two.
Unless of course they are paying you off to do it. In that case, keep it up. I’m all about capitalism. But start charging more.
NY Ted | May 30, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Where the fuck is James Earl Ray when you REALLY NEED him…???
waller | May 30, 2008 at 5:14 pm
why do ppl get pissed about the heidi posts? because she’s stupid?
that’s the only reason i read this blog. to see how stupid / worthless celebrities (and those like heidi that want to be celebrities) really are. i think the VERY un-candid photo shoots they do are incredible — because they are beyond ridiculous.
keep the heidi coming — i love laughing at how stupid she is.
brittani | May 30, 2008 at 5:14 pm
that bitch has the biggest feet i have ever seen in my life
brittani | May 30, 2008 at 5:15 pm
that bitch has the biggest feet i have ever seen in my life
morga | May 30, 2008 at 5:17 pm
#16 – It’s because they have all of these stupid staged photo shoots.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | May 30, 2008 at 5:17 pm
A blowgun, a slingshot, or a rocket launcher… That’s what I’m asking the douche fairy for next I see these geniuses read Fortune upside down.
Concerned Reader | May 30, 2008 at 5:18 pm
I thought that we had a deal that you wouldn’t be posting shit from these two ass bags any more.
Alex | May 30, 2008 at 5:18 pm
I thought that we had a deal that you wouldn’t be posting shit from these two ass bags any more.
Dr. Otto VanDerWahl | May 30, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Refrencing my earlier post about Ms. Kunis, Ms. Montag’s whiteness shows some darkness on her abdomen. That is from receiving a Cleveland Steamer from Specer
snarky | May 30, 2008 at 5:25 pm
I have to admit, her body looks really nice. Yeh, she has stupid fake breasts; so unimpressive…anyone can buy those things; but you can’t deny the fact that the rest of her body is very tight, curvy, and fit. But she still needs to get over herself because she needs a fricken face & personality transplant more than anything.
Holly | May 30, 2008 at 5:27 pm
STOP(!!) posting pictures of these two. You’re going to force me to gouge my eyes out. Also, you’re only helping them fill their heads with more hot air with all this publicity. Actually..wait… maybe their heads will explode because of all the hot air.. ok.. only post them if it helps the cause of exploding horse face/douchebag heads…deal?
Waller | May 30, 2008 at 5:31 pm
#19 – yes, they are INCREDIBLY staged, that’s why they are so funny.
hopefully everyone is smart enough to see that (its incredibly apparent) and simply laugh at how horrible they are. that’s why they are posted in the first place — to laugh @ them. not to “promote” as #14 says…. i’m so confused on why ppl don’t get it.
we are laughing AT THEM… /sigh…..
Ryan | May 30, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Dude, seriously… nobody watches The Hills, and nobody thinks this girl is hot. She’s extremely fake, entirely unattractive, and dreadfully uninteresting. Please… stop it with the Heidi Montag, for the love of all that is holy…
Ted Mosby | May 30, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Reason they haven’t made a sex video is that both want to be able to stare into the camera lens at the same time.
m | May 30, 2008 at 5:36 pm
holy fuck!!! what’s with poses idiot hore??!!! Stop drinking champagne, you’re ruining it! man these two make me angry. I agree that I’m officialy more annoyed by them than Paris Hilton… which is massive
Ryan loves Spencer, Ryan loves Spencer, Ryan love Spencer... | May 30, 2008 at 5:36 pm
“dreadfully uninteresting”
lmao. Chill out, dude, he’ll get around to sucking your dick soon enough…
McBeef | May 30, 2008 at 5:42 pm
@10
why has “irregardless” persisted in a post-9/11 world despite the fact it is not a word?
pistola | May 30, 2008 at 5:44 pm
this girl isn’t pretty. even with her plastic surgery, her face is still homely- at best. she needs a reality check. and by “reality check,” of course i really mean, “a bat to the face”…
boogie | May 30, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Horseface.
antoine | May 30, 2008 at 6:01 pm
Does anyone else think that Spencer looks like Marmaduke off of the tv series Car Pool. I think he was also on Cloverfield.
Natalie | May 30, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Who are the photographers that take posed pictures of them doing stupid things all the time? I don’t get it.
alison | May 30, 2008 at 6:12 pm
why do you post this, they are doing this so idiots (me included w/ this very post) respond. They think it’s funny as hell.
Trover | May 30, 2008 at 6:25 pm
What is it with these two douchebags and champagne glasses? They act like they are trying out for a Robin Leach promo video everywhere they go. So unoriginal. They are clowns.
About time someone broke those glasses and cut them up with them. On live TV.
PunkA | May 30, 2008 at 6:33 pm
While I hate these 2 contrived and vapid celebutards, I give them both credit for being very fit. It is obvious that they are smart enough to realize that they make their money off their bodies, and they both work out and take care of them. Heidi in particular, stands out among her Hills group as being the most fit. She isn’t just thin and lazy like the rest. The chick rocks the body, even if she is dumb as a fire hydrant.
scofu | May 30, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Anyone realize that this is basically a commercial? Look at all product placement: Wired, Apple, Forbes, Dom Perignon, etc.
gack | May 30, 2008 at 6:44 pm
I just can’t get over how big that bitch’s face is. Stupid lollipop head…
scofu | May 30, 2008 at 6:46 pm
@ 31: It is a word, check the dictionary: “Its fairly widespread use in speech called it to the attention of usage commentators as early as 1927. The most frequently repeated remark about it is that “there is no such word.” There is such a word, however.”
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/irregardless
Randal | May 30, 2008 at 6:48 pm
These two have got to be the most cute couple right now in the entertainment industry and possibly the best dressed as well.
It’s difficult to tell as they’re only wearing swimwear but even that’s hot off the fashion rack of hip and cool.
Besides being well dressed, Heidi looks amazing and it just goes to show all those other fat Americans that taking care of yourself, excersise and eating properly can really do wonders for your image.
On another note, it looks like rain this weekend in some parts of the world, so put on your red rubber ducky boots and splish splash in the puddles.
Hope everyone has a great weekend and I’ll see you on Monday!
Randal
Igottabemeeee | May 30, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Randall saves the day again!!
Will you marry me Randall? I need someone to give me empty compliments all day to boost my ego.
Sex Nuts & Retard Strong | May 30, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Her knees look roughed up…guess she was busy auditioning for her next tv show. I see Spencerdouche is already working on his lovehandles…bwah ha ha. If there is any divine justice in the world, he’ll look like Al Bundy by 25 and Homer Simpson by 30. As for Heidi, she’ll make money by appearing in ever lower and trashier magazines once her 15 minutes of fame are up:
2008 – Maxim
2009 – Playboy
2010 – Raunchy Redneck Roundup
2011 – Chicks With Dicks
theboss | May 30, 2008 at 7:20 pm
Are these two looking for real careers in the entertainment industry? Do they see themselves winning Oscar or a Grammy? I mean, they can’t really expect anyone to take the seriously. Real actors and singers would find this insulting, since most of them would like to have private lives. These two are making a mockery of that desire. Do they not know they are a living joke? I hope they save their money!
riz | May 30, 2008 at 7:22 pm
she looks….
….unhealthy.
god help us all if she ever has children. it might even be worse than the britney situation was.
Sarah | May 30, 2008 at 7:25 pm
They (she) is (are) soooooo annoying. And not hot or interesting……why not put boobs and ass on a bottle of tartar sauce….who caresssss…stop posting about them. Vannnillllaaaa ….boring.
annoyance | May 30, 2008 at 7:35 pm
STOP POSTING THEM!!!this is what they want
Randal fan | May 30, 2008 at 7:38 pm
ZOMG I <3 Randal <3
Have a nice weekend babe. Stay sexy ;)
CJ | May 30, 2008 at 7:41 pm
She has Paris Hilton boat feet!!!!