These are shots from Heidi Montag’s “honeymoon” in Cabo San Lucas where her mom claims she was drugged out of her mind. Does this look like a woman who’s not sure what she’s doing? Not in my book. Clearly, this is someone who’s willing to perform a variety services in exchange for cash. As long as her boyfriend/husband gets to take all the money and use it to buy high tops, a Trans Am and the douchiest beard known to man.
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ashley | December 4, 2008 at 5:01 pm
so sick of her
Camel | December 4, 2008 at 5:03 pm
She has a nice bum.
Ashley’s fat.
Doggy Style | December 4, 2008 at 5:05 pm
I could care less about this white whore. But it is my conviction to do her doggy style in the ass raw!!! without douching her first. I want shit stains on my penis to signify my glory. RAW IN THE ANUS.
ashley | December 4, 2008 at 5:08 pm
she does have a great body but she’s posted about (what seems like) every few hours. lame.
Lola | December 4, 2008 at 5:09 pm
If she really wants fame, she needs to just make porn. No one is going to respect you Heidi. Not only because you’re “pimp/husband” looks like a mutant, but because at age 22, you’ve had more surgery that Cher…. And you have absolutely NO talent whatsoever.
havoc | December 4, 2008 at 5:09 pm
What a fucking poser.
I’m sick of this attention whore.
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Berackle Carter Hussein Clinton Obama Jr. the 3rd | December 4, 2008 at 5:10 pm
This body was built for pounding only…
Bill Clinton | December 4, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Wow…. in picture 4 and 5, you can see her pussy between her legs
Ed. | December 4, 2008 at 5:12 pm
correction…shots from her hineymoon.
lulu | December 4, 2008 at 5:18 pm
publicity whore
Later | December 4, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Good Bye Superficial. I’m sick of all the chicks and no guys. I’m in search for a site that shows men as well as females.
Later
E.T. | December 4, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Comment 8, Brilliant.
Particle)Man | December 4, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Now that’s a woman I could get behind, exhibit A: picture 1!
But on a serious note, how can that dood get with a hot chick like that. Muthafucka looks like a sea otter.
fish | December 4, 2008 at 5:20 pm
this bitch just needs to make porn already.
she’s useless when it comes to everything else.
ohtobeher | December 4, 2008 at 5:22 pm
If I looked like her I would be the perfect woman… genius and beautiful!
Janell | December 4, 2008 at 5:22 pm
I wish I never have to see her horse face again. I wish her and her douchy “husband” fall into a hole filled with broken glass.
Beth | December 4, 2008 at 5:31 pm
For some reason I smell both a fart and a douche.
Cash | December 4, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Couldn’t you at least edit out that ass-clown from these pics?
lompeychonch | December 4, 2008 at 5:32 pm
I agree with the chick that said she should do porn. She has the best porn faces in every picture. It doesn’t matter if she is in the grocery store or on the beach, she always has that I’m getting fucked face. Dude looks like a rapist dirtball with that beard of his. It looks like she was down there on a bikini shoot. These fame whores need to be offed.
Deacon Jones | December 4, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Where’s a shark when you need one?
Kyle | December 4, 2008 at 5:33 pm
I hate her so much but god damn, she is fine. I’d seriously tear that ass up, her body is perfect.
sameshitdifferentyear | December 4, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Can that fucking guy satisfy her when the cameras are shut off? Think about it she must have a shed full of power-tools next to her bed. Just going by appearances at least, he seems like half the man Ronson is, or sorry, Timmeh!!!
You could fit Montag between Elisha Cuthbert’s asscheeks, and she would just look like a partially-plastic thong bikini. Though H’s hips are shapely, she’s definitely got some curves.
Mojo | December 4, 2008 at 5:35 pm
@ 21 agreed!
She’s got a bangin little body…but i’d need to muffle her mouth…
Kahlee | December 4, 2008 at 5:36 pm
What woman in their right mind marries Spencer Pratt?
Hefe | December 4, 2008 at 5:36 pm
yeah i’m in the same boat as most others.
can’t stand her but man her body is built for fucking nonstop.
sophie | December 4, 2008 at 5:37 pm
8: Hilarious!
pat | December 4, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Pic 4 – Ahh! I’m having the world’s ugliest baby.
Funeral Guy | December 4, 2008 at 5:41 pm
She’s obviously a complete moron and I’m not a big fan of the plastic bolt on titties, but that is one fine tappable ass.
Alli SIms | December 4, 2008 at 5:42 pm
I agree she has a nice body… A very very nice plastic body.
Think about it. She’s 21 or 23 or whatever. But how many surgeries has she gone under that the publics aware of? 3 or 4 right? Chest job, lip job, nose job and chin job. Am I right or am I missing more? Look at old pictures of her when she was one of the extras on The Hills. And look at her now. Looks like 2 completely seperate people.
Whatever the case might be, these bastards are making money. Because assholes like Fish, who makes a big deal about NEVER posting about them, continues to post stupid “staged” photo-ops, that they’re in. So STFU and let these shitheads bask in their 13th minutes of their 15 minutes of retarded fame
dave | December 4, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Man, say what you will about that chick, I’d still hit it.
Linds Ho-Bag | December 4, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Where’s a mass-bomber when you need one?
Why would those assholes bomb and terrorize innocent people in India when we have these 2 criminals roaming Hollywood freely?
pinksneakers | December 4, 2008 at 5:45 pm
gorgeous coloring, fantastic hair, absolutely flawless body….too bad about that face. specifically, that jaw line. and there is no surgery to fix man-jaws, i am afraid.
but hey, we all have our flaws! i might live with that face, hair, and skin, though if i could have her body. i would do exactly the same thing as her: run around in as little clothing as possible. at all times.
pinksneakers | December 4, 2008 at 5:46 pm
gorgeous coloring, fantastic hair, absolutely flawless body….too bad about that face. specifically, that jaw line. and there is no surgery to fix man-jaws, i am afraid.
but hey, we all have our flaws! i might live with that face, though if i could have her body, hair, and skin. i would do exactly the same thing as her: run around in as little clothing as possible. at all times.
Matt | December 4, 2008 at 5:52 pm
“flawless” doesn’t apply to bodies with hard oversized bolt-on boobs. If she had natural C’s, she’d be flawless (from the neck down).
Notice how happy Spencer is when he gets to face away from the pussy.
em | December 4, 2008 at 5:56 pm
is it just me, or is she getting a little cottage-cheesy around the hips and ass? Not LARGE, per se, but… texturey.
er | December 4, 2008 at 5:58 pm
it’s just you
Dozer | December 4, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Deacon I’m with you – maybe land sharks if nothing else works.
but I thought the Fish promised no more stories about these douches.
His Majesty | December 4, 2008 at 6:03 pm
I propose a committee be established with the sole purpose of disposing of this wench.
A separate committee should look into the option of eradicating sir douche-drips-chin-icicles as well.
All in favor say ye!
dumb | December 4, 2008 at 6:04 pm
I’m so confused. I want to punch her in the mouth/chin/neck area yet I still want to paint her toenails.
Adrienne | December 4, 2008 at 6:05 pm
COMMENT 8….EPIC
Dozer | December 4, 2008 at 6:05 pm
If they can’t be be attacked by sharks, can we at least sick Amy Winehouse and the hubby at them.
FreeJose | December 4, 2008 at 6:09 pm
She is an idiot. He is a douce. But Heidi has a fucking incredible body.
Hefe | December 4, 2008 at 6:11 pm
#35, it’s definitely just you.
this moron has a perfect body…..yes even with the fake cans.
Pat | December 4, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Spencer has the same picture, but he’s photoshopped some big hairy balls hanging down from the butt.
veggi | December 4, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Actually most of the guys here seem like Spencers.
Rough Daddy | December 4, 2008 at 6:22 pm
whooo look what i just clicked into!!
*booty butt cheeks*
Her face says, she doesnt know what satisfaction feels like!
Jim | December 4, 2008 at 6:23 pm
See girls? You can be the best person alive, smart and funny and a great overall personality with a warm, kind, generous heart…and all the guys will still want to hook up with the loud obnoxious conceited selfish dumb girl with the big fake tits.
yikess | December 4, 2008 at 6:26 pm
wasn’t she the one who was a loner, always crying, friendless, and doing nothing but work and cry/fight with spencer on the hills?
great, she paid for this awesomely hot fuckable barbie body. congrats heidi, everyone wants to fuck you. but how awesome is your life, REALLY?
and 2, WHAT KIND OF A MAN MARRIES A WOMAN THAT SHOWS OFF HER ASS CHEEKS AND VAGINA AND LOOKS LIKE SHES TURNED ON 24/7 IN STAGED PHOTO-OPS FOR ALL TO JERK OFF TO!? fucking trash. scum of hollywood. this is sick and its 2008 and we love looking at this shit. america fucking blows. not my choice to live here :(((((((
Nugaloopagus | December 4, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Just like a liberal to make a sexist comment like that. Scumbag.
twizlah | December 4, 2008 at 6:29 pm
#9 “hineymoon” is genius.
i wanna make white pee pee on her front lumps.