The mannequin known as Heidi Montag hosted the opening of Liquid in Vegas on Saturday and there’s literally no way to describe these pics without equating them to a large-breasted candle you’d have sex with. Sort of like those slutty Yankee Candles who keep tricking me.
ME: I thought there’d be cookies after…
CANDLE: BITCH, WHAT I’D SAY ABOUT TALKING?!
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jon | April 11, 2010 at 9:57 pm
boinnnggg!
Jack Mehoff | April 11, 2010 at 10:02 pm
I wannna go motor boating!!!
Ryan | April 11, 2010 at 10:03 pm
it’s Lisa from Team America!
Sebastian | April 11, 2010 at 10:03 pm
DAMN!
chelsea | April 11, 2010 at 10:05 pm
no cute… i just have the strong urge to grab a needle and pin it in her boobs and watch them deflate! lmao. she had a nice body before but now she looks… very fake and unappealing.
james | April 11, 2010 at 10:09 pm
She is absolutely perfect. all women should look like this.
Dan | April 11, 2010 at 10:10 pm
This reminds me – I need to pick up some more tupperware bowls.
LikerOfNormalFaces | April 11, 2010 at 10:16 pm
While I am totally fine with circus tits, but what is wrong with her face? She looks 40.
redpop | April 11, 2010 at 10:18 pm
[She is absolutely perfect. all women should look like this. ]
They do. They’re called mannequins.
DT | April 11, 2010 at 10:19 pm
disgusting
timmy the dying boy | April 11, 2010 at 10:22 pm
I suddenly feel like some walnuts.
starrz218 | April 11, 2010 at 10:24 pm
She looks effing ridiculous!!!
MoreCowbell | April 11, 2010 at 10:26 pm
Yecch! Those close ups or her face look like something a little kid would draw on construction paper! Paper bag would definitely be in order here.
Fati87 | April 11, 2010 at 10:28 pm
Repulsive
RICK JAMES!! | April 11, 2010 at 10:28 pm
Ok… she’s fake and all, but seriously, who’s going motor-boating with me??!!
Girl | April 11, 2010 at 10:33 pm
I can only imagine that motor-boating those things would result in suffocation. I mean, do they even move?
Tum Tum | April 11, 2010 at 10:36 pm
Motor-boating those things would probably lead to a broken nose. They don’t look all that squishy.
SLEEPER | April 11, 2010 at 10:37 pm
Never in my life did these pictures keep me so LIMP!!!! I almost dosed-off wasting my time looking at these. Hide-n-seek is no longer my game. See HEIDI spread eagle, pussy lips being hung by 20lbs. weights, corn-holed w/2 baseball bats and I might blink an eye.
Sheena | April 11, 2010 at 10:39 pm
Those boobs look downright painful. O_o
Lala | April 11, 2010 at 10:42 pm
all I can say is, “ewww! ewww! EWWW!!!”
I laugh at you skanks | April 11, 2010 at 10:48 pm
The girl is beautiful. You whores and fags here are insane with jealousy and I love it! Enhanced or not she is the hottest chick on this site.
GQ Guy | April 11, 2010 at 10:49 pm
James is Right. She is absolutely perfect. all women should look like this.
Straight men love her!
Jenny | April 11, 2010 at 10:49 pm
she is all out-of-proportion
Rossco | April 11, 2010 at 10:52 pm
The only way you can tell that’s a real person (and not a mannequin or cgi creation) is the by the visible razor burn around her crotch. Don’t think they’d go so far as to create that if they were making everything else perfect, haha.
OOH~EMM~GEE!! btw, im a female! not hatin | April 11, 2010 at 10:52 pm
I think she looks good, for the most part. Her body is great, but her face, im not so sure.
Posttache | April 11, 2010 at 10:56 pm
This is disgusting and @3 haha!
Posttache | April 11, 2010 at 10:56 pm
This is disgusting and @3 haha!
shittin condoms | April 11, 2010 at 11:00 pm
wow i could fuck that ass all day god damn
Sarah | April 11, 2010 at 11:01 pm
i can only how ugly her face will be in 30 years if this is what it looks like now! i can’t believe men find this cartoon body attractive! (well i guess i can)
Nikki | April 11, 2010 at 11:01 pm
HOLY MILKSHAKE THATS SOME BIG TITTAYS!
janet | April 11, 2010 at 11:08 pm
ewww her hair looks so cheap and over-bleached! the big boobage looks pretty ridiculous on her tiny frame – they’re probably as stiff as rocks! hopefully they’ll soften up! everything else looks good though. plastic face looks, well, plastic, but still pretty!
biscuits and gravy recipe | April 11, 2010 at 11:10 pm
WOW. SWEET!!! Man would I love to tap that.
Serious.
turd da third | April 11, 2010 at 11:13 pm
just wait until it starts to really age, I hope it has saved up a lot of money for a million more surgeries later in life….
turd da third | April 11, 2010 at 11:14 pm
In another couple of years it will be walking scar tissue. Scar tissue in not flexible and typically has more nerve endings than normal tissue for a given area… that doesn’t bode well for her future!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Really? | April 11, 2010 at 11:15 pm
This is what white people want to look like?
renee | April 11, 2010 at 11:21 pm
cant wait to see what the “comments” are when she is 50….
ghost | April 11, 2010 at 11:27 pm
Anyone else notice that, post surgeries, she keeps her gaping maw closed in most photos?
girl | April 11, 2010 at 11:27 pm
No photoshop here! Her body minus the boobs look good!! The face? MEH!
Shirts of Funny | April 11, 2010 at 11:32 pm
shut up and do porn already!
Heidi Montag anal, who wants it?
Kelly | April 11, 2010 at 11:48 pm
FUCCCCCCCCCK ME!!!! I WISH I LOOKED LIKE THAT!!!!
AT LEAST she doesn’t have to fucking smooth out her cellulite like that Kim fuckface KardASShian!!!! NO PHOTOSHOP AND AIRBRUSHING here boys and girls!!!! MY GOD….. Gorgeous.
I’d do ANYTHING to look like that.
WOW.
small asian penis | April 11, 2010 at 11:53 pm
I wouldn’t do anything to look like that.
Pro Cleanse | April 11, 2010 at 11:56 pm
Waw. she looking so hot in bikini and bra, and she looking so gorgeous, and i am totally speechless about her, looked her figure, and everything, i just want to say she looking awesome in this pictures,
celebrity pics | April 12, 2010 at 12:06 am
well, she does look hot in these pics. ok, i like her now.
AnonymousError | April 12, 2010 at 12:07 am
Dude- they forgot to scale down her butt. That thing looks like a massive Kardashian assin those photos. Thumbs down. Heidi is gross.
justifiable | April 12, 2010 at 12:08 am
#42 Yeah, the only thing that’s missing is the tiny valve on the side and the small print that says “Made in China”.
Richport's Ghost | April 12, 2010 at 12:09 am
Banging from the neck down. The face & hair have to go.
None of it’s real, what do I care?
Rachael | April 12, 2010 at 12:11 am
I not gonna come on here and say she looks crap – cos she doesn’t – she’s got a mighty fine body – even though it’s mostly fake and i think she went a little over board on the boobs. What i don’t understand is how can a girl that age need so much work done!!! There was nothing wrong with her body before!
She is going to be an absolute mess by the time she’s 30…..sad sad.
Rachael | April 12, 2010 at 12:13 am
And btw……what the fuck happened to her eyebrows? Has she had them dyed? They look like spencers eyebrows but thinner! GROSS!
POO | April 12, 2010 at 12:18 am
#35 – what do you mean “white people”???????? I’m pretty sure other races have plastic surgery done to have this kind of physique.
saywha? | April 12, 2010 at 12:26 am
she looks sort of hot when you take a quick glance, but the boobs are way too big (i can’t believe i’m saying that), and her face looks so leathery. everything else looks fine. i personally think she overdid it, but if it makes her happy i guess.