Since there’s a beach in the Bahamas, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt took some time over the weekend to partake in one of their horribly canned photo shoots, and somebody needs to tell Spencer he can stop pimping Heidi’s issue of Playboy. Everybody’s seen what’s in it: Nothing.
EDIT: Apparently you can see Heidi’s cock-eyed nipple in the last pic which instantly makes this post more revealing her Playboy shoot. The Superficial: We, uh, meant to do that. Yeah.
NOTE: Added Heidi’s performance at the 2009 Miss Universe Pageant that makes Britney Spears look like goddamn Baryshnikov.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
i would definitely love to hit that tail, as for Spencer, he can be carried away by Hurricane Bill and we wouldn’t mind at all.
I can really dig this girl, she has no talent, but does have a really good body. So what if she had breast implants, I’ld really go for her. Her playboy spread sucked though, I could have see those in Sports Illustrated or any store catalog. Her butt looks awesome though, does any one know if she had butt implants.
I like to know which sunday school teach you how to gyrate like that.
I don’t know if the bottom bikini is strategically placed but that’s a pretty nice kack playground…
Ok, so they get to the beach and say “hey! I think I’ll pose just in case someone is here with a camera!” ?????? WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT??? WHO DOES THAT?????
And about the video… I only watched 45 sec… That is a torture of 3.31 min!!!
Goddammit, now I am blind. Guess I got what I deserved by looking at this nasty, vapid, horse faced, fake plastic fugly, her bra fits better when she puts it on backwards, should be sterile, nasty, ugly, cottage cheese asses, fucking nasty ass bitch
I suspect she got butt implants to match her breasts. It looks bigger, a bit unnatural, and the way she keeps sticking it out makes it seem like she’s extra proud.
I have to add that I think the world has found a couple tackier than Dog and Beth Chapman…. geez… I did not think it could get any worse… white trash with money… “Hay Yew, Look at my waaaaaf in the playboy mag-u-zine, hell jus look at maaaaa shirt! She sure is purdy huh? Wha?? No?/ Why I’ll beat you like Dale Earnhardt…”
WHO ARE THEY ? I just see them on this website, they are not famous at all.
WHO ARE THEY ? I just see them on this website, they are not famous at all.
How would she react to a Peter North special?
Would she take it like a champ or dodge it like like a chump?
Biggest fucking Ass I have ever seen !! She should cover that monster up already.
That’s not a nipple slip fish. That’s part of her multi-colored top. One look at the enlarged photo confirmed this. You writing this blog on a cell phone? Or just never seen a real nipple before?
Fish, PLEASE stop posting about these two. Really. What happened to your promise that you’d only post if it involved bikinis?
PLEASE stop posting these… celebutards. Please?
These have got to be the two most completely worthless human beings on the face of the planet.
Please tell me he is not actually wearing a shirt with her Playboy cover on it?
Really, that shot was nothing to brag about.
“Hey, guys. Did you check out my wife being a tease this issue?”
Seriously, nothing to brag about.
&& Picture 28 is not a nip slip.
It’s her bathing suit if you look real hard.
Please tell me he is not actually wearing a shirt with her Playboy cover on it?
Really, that shoot was nothing to brag about.
“Hey, guys. Did you check out my wife being a tease this issue?”
Seriously, nothing to brag about.
&& Picture 28 is not a nip slip.
It’s her bathing suit if you look real hard.
Hmmmm.. this girl is actually giving me a boner. Shes a bad girl, trying her best to hand out wood. Would love to see this chick in some XXX porn photos :P Long legs, tight belly, hot ass. Yep, shes sexy.
*Yawn*
Every day I jump on here and see the same people over, and over again.
These two useless turds, Paris, Lohan……. pretty boring.
I admit, I would love to see her spread eagle and parting the curtains but her cock would get in the way.
And by cock I mean Spencer.
In the pics, did anyone else notice the BIG zit on her ass? She would be halfway pretty if Spencer wasnt around.
OMG! Who thought this would be a good idea having a stupid skank who can’t dance or sing as a counterpoint to the lovely and talented contestants? GENIUS!
#171 … exactly, now, on that note, will Spencer please stick that fucking Playboy magazine up his ass (sideways, so it hurts more) and fuck the hell off, and take his “hot wife” with him.
lumpy legs…maybe she should get more surgery.
Heidi is white trash!
Heidi is white trash!
Heidi is white trash!
Heidi is white trash!
go back to your colorado suburb and stop TRASHING CALIFORNIA!
She’s getting fat from all the BOOZE she’s guzzling, she’s obviously shitfaced here!
I don’t blame her, I couldn’t be less than five drinks deep to hang out with that disgusting psychopath!
Let alone be all over his nuts! GROSS!
thank god i didn’t have breakfast this morning, i’m feeling ill. heidi’s big white ass might look nice to you guys, but i’m just imagining how smelly and gross she is from being pounded by spencer all day. eww.
i feel sorry for them
Good work, Heidi! Keep growing that tiny ass, and I may some day grant you my boner…
Her ass is getting chunky.. that’s what happens when you get married lol
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG!!!
LOLOLOL!!!!
I LOVE THESE PEOPLE, THEY ARE SOO FUCKED UP ITS SOOO HILARIOUS!
ahhh i love a great laugh at the end of my day…
p.s. THATS what people really look lik WITHOUT photoshop.
and shes SOOOO NOT fat you jealous fags! she is SLIM and trim, those pics are TERRIBLE angles, if shes so fat then SHOW us what YOU got thats so special.
haters.
Please someone, anyone send these two morons links to these pages so that they can see what people really think of them.
You must have super vision because I see no nipple.
And didn’t you say you weren’t posting about them anymore? Seriously, it’s ok. No one will miss them.
that main pic is pretty unflattering…but she has a nice body aside from those implants
To be honest she sort of looks like she has used speed or veterinary pharmaceuticals to try to keep her weight down and all she has managed to do is burn off most of her muscle and leave intact a fairly healthy layer of fat, which aint gonna burn itself off, baby.
Even if its not chemically aided weight management, it sure doesnt look like weight management that has involved resistence training with weights.
The dead chick higher up the page has a better body, Jasmine whatever her name was.
Heidi knows shes a fraud too – shoulda’ woulda’ coulda’ said no to the photo shoot to give you the time to get that pasty shapeless dough into shape, Heidi – better get Spengle out out there with his ostrich feather fans on the exotic dancing circuit to bring home the bacon. (and what a fucking untasty sight that would be too)
and as for the gumby looking poses in the photo shoot – WTF?! That cant be serious?! what a fucking laugh!
Heidi’s dumpy legs never cease to make me smile.
It’s not a small thing to perform at the Miss Universe Pageant,isn’t it?
I’m surprised she didn’t fall or passed out on stage?!
That ‘thank you’ from her all the way at the end of the clip sounded a bit like Paris Hilton.
THIS PICTURE IS SO UNREAL. WHO DOES THIS IN FRONT OF CAMERAS!?!?!!?!??!!?!??!?!?!?!?!
http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/08/0824%20Heidi%20Montag%20Bikini/gallery_enlarged/gallery_enlarged-0824_heidi_montag_bikini_23.jpg
WHY DOESNT SHE JUST BE A REAL HO AND SHOW HER ENTIRE PUSSY. GOD DAMN.
Does this hag EVER shut her fucking pie hole?
It looks like her back up dancers had to down play their actual talent to make her look less horrific. Too bad it didn’t work.
I’d tap that.
celulitis :S
http://thesuperficial.com/2009
I suspect that she got butt implants to match her breasts. It looks great, a bit unnatural, and the way she keeps sticking it out as if he makes it extra proud.