Since there’s a beach in the Bahamas, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt took some time over the weekend to partake in one of their horribly canned photo shoots, and somebody needs to tell Spencer he can stop pimping Heidi’s issue of Playboy. Everybody’s seen what’s in it: Nothing.
EDIT: Apparently you can see Heidi’s cock-eyed nipple in the last pic which instantly makes this post more revealing her Playboy shoot. The Superficial: We, uh, meant to do that. Yeah.
NOTE: Added Heidi’s performance at the 2009 Miss Universe Pageant that makes Britney Spears look like goddamn Baryshnikov.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Mandy | August 24, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Her ass looks dirty and cellulite-ridden there.
Anaconda Deuce | August 24, 2009 at 12:20 pm
First bitches!!!!
JofaMang | August 24, 2009 at 12:21 pm
she sucks so much, I only see plastic ugly when looking at that body.
Harold^Sick | August 24, 2009 at 12:21 pm
I would say this is awesome but, its not.
Kelley | August 24, 2009 at 12:21 pm
Same old shit … boring !!!
Spastic | August 24, 2009 at 12:23 pm
PLEASE put up a video of her terrible dancing on Miss Universe last night. It was horrific and terribly funny
libz | August 24, 2009 at 12:25 pm
seriously. please stop posting about these two worthless douches. you’re keeping them alive when they are so close to be being dead. just stop already!!
not vapid | August 24, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Do she not realise that these posed bikini-up-her-crack-shots are highlighting the pimples on her ASS??? No, I guess that would involve THINKING.
Shelly | August 24, 2009 at 12:27 pm
She really needs to put a bag over her face. And those are the worst implants I have ever seen. It looks like they are as hard as basketballs and def. are. Who the hell finds her gross body or that alien looking Jay Leno face attractive?
Beetlejuice | August 24, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Just look at those cellulite ripples. It’s over already for her.
juls | August 24, 2009 at 12:33 pm
STOP POSTING ABOUT THESE IDIOTS
kris | August 24, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Don’t they ever get sick of seeing each other. Spencer is such a DOUCHE!! I really wish people would stop even talking about or taking their pictures.
winter | August 24, 2009 at 12:34 pm
2 more months before they declare bankruptcy.
It's Me Fuckers | August 24, 2009 at 12:37 pm
I’d love to be able to make a deal to bring back the child molesting Michael Jackson if God would just kill off these two. Fucking posers, they make me nauseous.
JournalStone | August 24, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Heidi Montag also sings on the Miss Universe Pageant? That alone has to define what a beauty pageant is. Nothing more than a frivolous waste of time, space and money. Heidi Montag signing on anything has to lower the notch of what the show might be attempting to depict. Heidi Montag not even singing but lip syncing to her sultry ad for her next playboy spread. Stripping nude for playboy yet not really showing nudity.
http://journalstone.com/2009/08/24/heidi-montag-and-her-playboy-pictures/
stupidass | August 24, 2009 at 12:40 pm
PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEEEEASE stop posting about these 2. they’re the worst.
PLEASE
I’LL SUCK YO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKK
clpierced | August 24, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Heidi girl, seriously the posing like a slutty slut slut is a lie. when i was 16 i used to take pics like that for my myspace. so now grow up and either show the goods for the guys out there or cover your shit up.
Ego | August 24, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Canned photoshoot? That shit looks natural spontaneous. I’d pay good money to see Spensor partake in a UFC match.
eric | July 17, 2010 at 7:08 pm
that “DOUCHE” (or) “COLONIC” needs to have his ass kicked.not like he does it…he needs to know it’s comming.unlike some of his “so called fights.that guy has never been worthy of comming into our homes even via television.if i did’nt have a child watching mtv i would not have even known this guy existed.I know now that i would have been better for that.After seeing both of them on “i’m a CELEBERITY? get me out of here.That exposed them for the nut jobs they really are.
Angel | August 24, 2009 at 12:41 pm
She looks kind of Tori Spellingish in some of these. Her face is sooooo long.
Note to Heidi and Spencer— “Your 15 minutes of fame is up already.” (please God)
What? | August 24, 2009 at 12:41 pm
I
WANT
TO
FUCK
THAT
ASS
You are welcome | August 24, 2009 at 12:45 pm
The video of Heidi dancing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nj4SJ8YlfTg
Chesty peacock | August 24, 2009 at 12:46 pm
That amount of cellulite on a 21 year old is NOT tight. Or right.
You are welcome again | August 24, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Better quality video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvkbjzYT5aE
Peace of Mind | August 24, 2009 at 12:50 pm
A sad day in America.
Max Power | August 24, 2009 at 12:50 pm
I hope you’re at least getting paid to post this horrible, unsexy shit.
Chico | August 24, 2009 at 12:51 pm
I would love to kick the living shit out of Spencer. I hate his face so much!
That would be a wicked reality show: ‘Kick the shit out of Spencer Pratt’
I’m sure it would be hard to find contestants.
TheOverrated | August 24, 2009 at 12:52 pm
i hate these two douche bags, heidi looks like mac the knife…
BUT
i have to admit she kinda has a nice ass :(
Chico | August 24, 2009 at 12:53 pm
I would love to kick the living shit out of Spencer. I hate his face so much!
That would be a wicked reality show: ‘Kick the shit out of Spencer Pratt’
I’m sure it would be hard to find contestants.
Edit:
I’M SURE IT WOULDN’T BE HARD TO FIND CONTESTANTS
Melissa | August 24, 2009 at 12:55 pm
I guess kudos to her for not airbrushing the shit out of these pics???
just me | August 24, 2009 at 12:57 pm
It looks like she has gained some weight!
joeamma | August 24, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Look at her big fat cellulite butt.
Rogue Wave | August 24, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Where is that hungry bull shark when you need it?
Kim | August 24, 2009 at 1:05 pm
She’s got a rockin’ bod.
A seriously rocking bod.
A body that overcomes all personality flaws.
I’d bang her all day long, then shove her in a suitcase. I’d make sure to cut the serial numbers out of her implants, of course. I’m a quick learner.
lizzy | August 24, 2009 at 1:12 pm
adorable suit. BUT WHO THE FUCK BEHAVES THIS WAY, EVER? I HATE THEM SO MUCH.
IAmNotRickMoranis | August 24, 2009 at 1:14 pm
I hate these two with a vicious, blinding passion, but I would eat that ass for about three hours straight. Can’t help it.
I mean Heidi’s ass, by the way. Spencer just needs to be disemboweled.
Jessesgirl | August 24, 2009 at 1:19 pm
PLEASE STOP POSTING ABOUT THESE TWO!!!! They need to go away!
Heidi can’t dance, or sing (or lip synch for that matter).
rboston | August 24, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Heidi is going to be very embarrassed that she used to pose like this in a few years.
Randall | August 24, 2009 at 1:25 pm
She is the epitome of perfection in Hollywood. her beauty will blah blah blah. her amazing body is blah blah blah. she shits out rainbows blah blah blah. her booger taste of the sweetest nectars blah blah blah. I write these obnoxiously uplifting rants just to go against the grain and get attention that my mommy never gave me, but my uncle Festus gave me too much of bla blah blah I want Spencer to rub his flesh toned beard on my hole blah blah blah
Randall
Martina | August 24, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Who cares if she can’t sing or dance? That’s an ass deserves sex tape attention.
Funeral Guy | August 24, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Heidi Montag may be a brainless waste of space, but you gotta admit that her ass is amazing. And if you don’t agree with me, you sir, are nothing but a homo.
Name No | August 24, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Randal, that was elequent. Too bad you misspelt your own name.
kimberly | August 24, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Oh! The places you’ll go… when you’ve been “made” with plastic surgery and a personality that lacks any real human appeal.
unbeliever | August 24, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Pictures of Heidi and Spencer are used as motivational material by al Qaeda to incite murderous rage in potential suicide bombers. Non-muslim USA citizens are rumoured to be signing up just on the off-chance chance they’ll get to have a crack at them personally.
Meg | August 24, 2009 at 1:42 pm
So sick of these 2! The bikini poses are reallllllly played out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop posting and maybe they will fade into obscurity?! Heres hoping.
evil-monger | August 24, 2009 at 1:44 pm
Be honest, how many of you are hoping for a Star 80 scenario with these two?
Sheena | August 24, 2009 at 1:50 pm
The only time Miss Cellulite Ass doesn’t have her ginormous yap open is the ONE pic where she’s slobbering on the flesh-bearded douchebag. GAG
you | August 24, 2009 at 1:51 pm
i just can’t understand why she’s trying to be sexy amidst some of the most beautiful women in the world. she wouldn’t have been queen bee at my high school, let alone at the miss universe pageant. give it up.
Willie Dixon | August 24, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Looks like she’s getting a bit chunky…
tom wilson | August 24, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Hey, Spencer, ignore these bums. Pose her as much as you want and any which way you want. She looks delicious. Especially from the rear and in profile — maul that ass once for me. Once a day, I mean.
Lou | August 24, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Looks like she had collogen (or cottage cheese) shots in her thighs…..