Since there’s a beach in the Bahamas, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt took some time over the weekend to partake in one of their horribly canned photo shoots, and somebody needs to tell Spencer he can stop pimping Heidi’s issue of Playboy. Everybody’s seen what’s in it: Nothing.
EDIT: Apparently you can see Heidi’s cock-eyed nipple in the last pic which instantly makes this post more revealing her Playboy shoot. The Superficial: We, uh, meant to do that. Yeah.
NOTE: Added Heidi’s performance at the 2009 Miss Universe Pageant that makes Britney Spears look like goddamn Baryshnikov.