Heidi Montag hospitalized after being ‘tortured’

June 7th, 2009 // 90 Comments

Welcome to Bullshit Island! Here’s the latest Speidi-centered publicity stunt from I’m a Celebrity… Get Me out of Here!, and this time it involves tales of alleged torture and Heidi Montag being hospitalized after convulsive vomiting. I like everything I just said. If only it were true. TMZ reports:

We’ve learned Heidi was rushed to the hospital and diagnosed with a gastric ulcer, after being held with hubby Spencer Pratt in a dark room for a day and a night with only water, rice and beans. It was designed as punishment because they left the show. One cast member described their treatment this way — “It’s the same as Guantanamo Bay.”
And get this … a cast member tells us NBC execs tried to convince Heidi to stay on the set rather than take an ambulance to a hospital for treatment. She has now left the hospital and is on meds.
We’re told some of the cast members want to quit, but their passports have been taken away and they are under guard.
We’re told Spencer has fired his lawyer (who wanted him to stay on the show) and is now planning to sue NBC over the show.
Spencer and Heidi now want out … for good….but there’s a problem — they signed a contract with NBC to do the show.

I’m not a lawyer, but I have been sued numerous times for back child support, so close enough. Anyway, I’m pretty sure if NBC literally tortured Heidi and Spencer that would nullify their contract. But only after every executive involved was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor and had their faces carved into Mt. Rushmore. Or the moon. Whichever.

Photo: NBC
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  1. Yeah

    I don’t believe the Thirteenth Amendment applies to white people. Or it shouldn’t, anyway.

  2. zooey

    boofuckinghoo… they wanted mainstream network publicity, they got it. NBC has a bit more cache than MTV so for once, they had to work for it. i think it’s the funniest thing i’ve ever seen. watching heidi cry because someone took the labels off her dry shampoo… are you fucking serious??? my 6 year old neice wouldn’t do that! lol

    also, i absolutely laughed outloud when spencer compared his celebrity status and recognition to john salley’s. bitch, please!

    i’m still at a loss as to what spencer does all day besides play video games and try (unsuccessfully) to whore out his wife.

    i just hope the spiders and insects that bit them didn’t catch anything. my sympathy goes solely to the jungle critters. :)

  3. Anonymous

    It looks like her face is melting … too bad other countries have this shit done every day to people and in America it’s a gameshow.

  4. brooke

    WOAH… I need to watch this show.

  5. Eva

    Stupid lip implants are stupid.

  6. friendlyfires

    Carve their faces on the moon and ship them to a Bengal tiger cage covered in barbecue sauce

  7. Kathleen

    Seeing her look so miserable makes me feel hope that there is a god.

  8. HoodFellaz

    Kill them both and make the world a better place.

  9. Kelley

    Right on #5 … tortured with what ? Too much lip filler ?? If these two are celebrities, it makes me ashamed to live in North America; they’re a pair of air-headed assholes, plain and simple.

  10. Duke Steele

    Please. Can’t these two just SHUT THE FUCK UP?!!?!?

  11. joe blow

    Too bad the headline didn’t read “Heidi Montag buried after murder suicide.”

  12. dj

    Sitting in a dark room and eating rice beans and water for however long is so not torture. Dumb spoiled bitches, need beat. For some people that’s all they have to eat. She needs bitch slapped.

  13. Vince Lombardi

    Dear God,

    You know I don’t really believe in You, so for me to pray to You must be pretty fucking important. Please, God, if You *are* real, all I ask is that you create some kind of Divine comedy of errors happen in the hospital so that Heidi Montag gets scheduled for some very dangerous surgery and then have her die.

    Let’s face it, Your Divineness, You have a sense of humor – that whole notion of telling the world you were going to wipe it out in a flood, and having Noah gather two of every animal made for a really funny movie with Steve Carrell. I thought Morgan Freeman playing You was inspired, but I actually preferred George Burns. However, I digress.

    If you were to have Heidi die, she would spend eternity bitching, moaning, and complaining to Satan. Now, you have to admit, that’s some funny shit there! So please, Lord, just this once, look the other way and let the alcoholic doctor’s scalpel slip? Thanks much, Your Holyosity.

    Amen,
    Vince

  14. tessa

    I’m glad I’m not the only person to get a warm fuzzy feeling in my heart when I saw this picture.

  15. TokenIrish

    Let’s see…the show’s title includes the words “…Get Me Outta Here.” Did the dumbass think people would want out because the experience was too much FUN?

  16. Dougie

    Wouldn’t it be great if she passed?
    And took pube-faced Spencer with her?

    .

  17. zomg

    You do realise that by posting this garbage you’re giving them what amounts to a commercial for the ongoing publicity stunt they call their lives.

    Sometimes Superfish is as douchey as the prats.

  18. Truth Doctor

    lol @ Guantanamo reference. The detainees at Guantanamo got whatever meal they wanted, whenever they wanted. They’re also not locked in dark cells. In fact, some democratic congressmen called it “like the Hilton” when they visited (under Obama, not Bush of course).

    #17, you should do some research on your own instead of believing what the media spoon-feeds you every day. Of course, I assume you’re not a lazy fat-ass…

  19. Sol

    I would say “normally I am opposed to torture but…” BUT getting taken out of your comfort zone on a reality TV show is hardly detention without charge at Guantánamo Bay. Maybe discomfort feels like torture to a spoiled brat but so is having to be around one, let alone two people like that.

  20. She's a WHORE

    I think it’s HILARIOUS that everyone finally gets to see the real heidi montag; an ugly whiny stuck up entitled horse faced attention whore who complains about EVERYTHING. FUCK HER and her stupid douchebag boyfriend spencer. They really are TWIT and TWAT…

  21. Yeah

    Carve the moon and Mt. Rushmore into their faces. (By the way, “TWIT and TWAT”? Hilarious.)

  22. netstarman

    These parasites called Heidi and Spencer need to stop lying so much, trying to fool anyone and everyone that there A list celebrities and they are extremely not that. Did they at least get the Ebola virus? A under the skin parasite, bacteria that turns there innards into liquid poop? Throw me me a bone NBC at least let some news out on that.

  23. Ha!

    I hope they get sued, go broke have to drive a old beat up Geo Metro and end up living in a trailer. This and only this will prove to me there is a God.

  24. Superbiggerevil

    Waterboard both these fucking assholes!

  25. Kelsey

    ” some of the cast members want to quit, but their passports have been taken away and they are under guard. ”

    God, reality tv is awesome.

  26. AdamYYZ

    I don’t care if the rest of their life comes up roses for them. Just the fact that somebody managed to wipe the cunty smiles off their faces just this once gives me peace.

    Now if only Paris Hilton can be eaten by wolves or fall onto a syringe or something….

  27. I feel cheated… I expected to see PFC Lindsay England with a cigarette hanging off of her lip, giving a thumbs up… what a gyp…

  28. Prof

    Christ she looks like a smelly, greasy, & sad little women-child. As a Jersey friend of mine would say… “DAMN bitch yo mug is BUSTED!!!”

  29. samuel

    bahahaha. lol at the “torture”. eating rice & beans for A DAY. y that gives you an ulcer allright

  30. robotiko

    It put’s the LOTION in the BASKET!

  31. Pilatunes

    >>a dark room for a day and a night with only water, rice and beans<<

    You see? This is what happens when people don’t follow my instructions. I specifically said ‘NO water, lice and scorpions’. And this is what happens. Someone’s ass is getting fired.

  32. Lidiya

    Whoa. Girl has serious Dawson Crying Face. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLgI-qbrWVo

  33. Elilang

    First of all, you can’t enforce an employment contract. Nobody can be FORCED to do anything. Second of all, NBC should fucking be ashamed of themselves. I would expect this kind of pandering to the lowest common denominator from FOX or VH1 — but the venerable NBC?? How desperate are they? Are you going to tell me that the chairman of NBC is taking phonecalls from that douchenozzle Spencer??? Seriously? Oh my god I cannot NOT watch this quite enough. How they are lowering the median intelligence level of this country and pandering to the worst. We need some sort of legislation in this country for people who willfully lie and mislead the press for their own gain. “Publicity Stunt” is a cute word for “FRAUD.”

  34. Elilang

    First of all, you can’t enforce an employment contract. Nobody can be FORCED to do anything. Second of all, NBC should fucking be ashamed of themselves. I would expect this kind of pandering to the lowest common denominator from FOX or VH1 — but the venerable NBC?? How desperate are they? Are you going to tell me that the chairman of NBC is taking phonecalls from that douchenozzle Spencer??? Seriously? Oh my god I cannot NOT watch this quite enough. How they are lowering the median intelligence level of this country and pandering to the worst. We need some sort of legislation in this country for people who willfully lie and mislead the press for their own gain. “Publicity Stunt” is a cute word for “FRAUD.”

  35. Joyce

    unbelievable, certifiable, these 2 are totally bonkers.
    she should be arrested for marrying a 7 year old.
    but i keep watching it……

  36. Jesus Christ

    I think Spencer stuck his vine in her ant hill.
    ….PREGNANT.

  37. dara

    someone get this girl some eyeliner & mascara, STAT! she is uglyyyyyyyyyyyyy without makeup! its giving me the heebie-geebies, for reals.

  38. H_Chick

    @ 31, Melita

    You are upbeat and realistic about life (by the sounds of you!) Melita, good attitude. Problem is with those two theyve obviously never known what it is to go without (even just a little bit) so feel that they have been tortured beyond all reasonable boundaries. Those two are a herpes lesion on the twat of society.

  39. Sazar

    If anyone ever read that story and sympathized with those two twats and their “torture,” I might have to choke a bitch.

    Seriously, I would go Dick-fucking-Cheney on their asses.

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