Heidi Montag hospitalized after being ‘tortured’

June 7th, 2009 // 90 Comments

Welcome to Bullshit Island! Here’s the latest Speidi-centered publicity stunt from I’m a Celebrity… Get Me out of Here!, and this time it involves tales of alleged torture and Heidi Montag being hospitalized after convulsive vomiting. I like everything I just said. If only it were true. TMZ reports:

We’ve learned Heidi was rushed to the hospital and diagnosed with a gastric ulcer, after being held with hubby Spencer Pratt in a dark room for a day and a night with only water, rice and beans. It was designed as punishment because they left the show. One cast member described their treatment this way — “It’s the same as Guantanamo Bay.”
And get this … a cast member tells us NBC execs tried to convince Heidi to stay on the set rather than take an ambulance to a hospital for treatment. She has now left the hospital and is on meds.
We’re told some of the cast members want to quit, but their passports have been taken away and they are under guard.
We’re told Spencer has fired his lawyer (who wanted him to stay on the show) and is now planning to sue NBC over the show.
Spencer and Heidi now want out … for good….but there’s a problem — they signed a contract with NBC to do the show.

I’m not a lawyer, but I have been sued numerous times for back child support, so close enough. Anyway, I’m pretty sure if NBC literally tortured Heidi and Spencer that would nullify their contract. But only after every executive involved was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor and had their faces carved into Mt. Rushmore. Or the moon. Whichever.

Photo: NBC
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  1. bert

    Man I’d like to hammer that shit, and I mean HAMMER!!

  2. phoring

    This is excellent!!

  3. I cant believe i can access fish-sticks with my new sexy smartphone…

  4. mikeock

    I wish Apple would come out with an app that would prevent mindless airheads like Heidi and Spencer from becoming “celebrities” in the first place. I’d gladly pay $2.99 for that. This way, all of these talentless dolts would have to get real jobs at Wal-Mart and Home Depot instead of having money thrown at them by 3rd rate cable TV networks.

    Fucking celebutards. I can’t stand them

  5. mikeock

    Who gives a shit if you’re first. Get a job, you fucking retards

  6. Tasha

    Wasn’t she expecting a baby at some point? I am so confused.

  7. Tad

    Tad easily claims the eighth post.

  8. Venom

    I want to “torture” Heidi, That is a badass chick.
    She needs to leave this dude ASAP and get a real man.

  9. Sara

    Oh great, so rice, beans, and water is suddenly torture? Great, growing up poor was apparently torture, I’m going to notify my parents.

  10. timmy the frisky virus

    This really does my heart good, seeing her for once without that idiotic open-mouthed smile.

  11. jzz

    The reason the ho got sick was from getting locked in the same room with the douchebag. I’d probably vomit all over the place if I had to spend 3 minutes with that idiot.

  12. Donkey Dongey Dong

    I used to think she was cute but strip off all that makeup and hairspray and she is one UGLY broad.

    Shiny face…big jaw…veiny head. Ugh…

  13. Max Planck

    First good picture of Heidi.

  14. I fucking hate Heidi! Ugh.

  15. Awesome

    I typically don’t like to see people sad, but FUCK HER! Those two assholes are the embodiment of whats wrong with America, but they still get lots of cash.

  16. Iscariot

    Guantanamo Bay? Right, because going onto a reality show is really comparable with being tortured for months on end with no end in sight. Jesus, I hate sensationalist reporting.

  17. Yoda

    Let’s hope they both contract some tropical disease and die a slow miserable death. Otherwise, I’d settle for the show putting them in a closet with some rope so they can play some David Carradine chicken jerk games.

  18. Diaboliq

    Fugly -fugly -fugly -fugly -fugly- fugly

    FUGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  19. bush administration

    Waterboarding isn’t torture! Strap her down!

  20. Rusty Starfish

    ….she ate a few bugs and it undid her plastic surgery. ick.

    #18, David and Michael died for our sins!

  21. momof2boys

    Let us hope they don’t procreate.

  22. Nero

    Are we still talking about these two wimps? They’re very disappointing.I knew they’re a bit fake.But this fake is really overwhelming.

  23. sdgfvfhtrnhjt

    Why the hell does anyone still even acknowledge these retards exist? Other retards do not get TV shows, they get helmets.

  24. sirrix

    First appropriate Heidi/Spencer reporting on this site, ever. Kudos.

  25. Matthew

    good mr.and miss douchbag desevred and those two douchbags should suck it up and I agree with #16 here about the comment about them!

  26. Savalas

    She looks good in this picture

  27. A little sick in my mouth

    Hey, ‘Fish writer, can you please stop posting stuff about either of these two unless it involves Heidi in a bikini?

    Thanks,

    A Fan

  28. Darth

    What about that tearful face of hers? Meryl Streep couldn’t act any better.

  29. Old Giza

    Hey 17 & 20: If the US is gonna be blamed for “torture” let’s at least jack it up to Middle East levels- right?

  30. melita

    “in a dark room for a day and a night with only water, rice and beans”

    sounds like my childhood in brazil…. and i was happy enough!

  31. SOS

    How sick is it that people are happy to know that happened…

  32. mano remens

    lol@torture. These pampered D listers wouldn’t last a minute if suddenly there were no hypermarkets and they had to fend for themselves.

  33. Mariaa

    Hahaha that is one priceless photo
    Gonna frame it and put it on my wall

  34. xx

    You can always breach a contract, especially one for services (like acting or appearing on a TV show) because you can’t seek an action for specific performance; unfortunately that pesky 14th Amendment to the US Constitution just takes all the fun out of indentured servitude. Doesn’t mean they won’t have to pay damages, but it’s not like you can put them in jail or force them to show up.

  35. xx

    Bah typo! 13th Amendment.

  36. paul

    i call bullshit on the ulcer. doubt very much that she got endoscopy to confirm the diagnosis after coming in crying like a baby from mistreatment on a reality show.

    more than likely she had a tummy ache, cried “doctor, could they have given me an ulcer?” to which the doctor said “uh, yeah maybe” just to shut her up.

  37. john

    God I want to punch her in the motherfucking face with that stupid face she has on. Wow never before have I just wanted to maul someone. Hate cannot adequately describe what I feel for people like her.

    This whore’s celebrity status subsides on the attention she gets, be it negative or otherwise. So even if we are HATING on her we are still TALKING about her. Fish stop posting about this talentless cunt and hopefully she will go the way of all the American idol winners after Kelly Clarkson…forgotten and useless.

  38. Network Crew Member

    Several things… Heidi is already out of the hospital (she wasn’t even in that long). She was not hospitalized for their seclusion in the hut. Heidi got ill after a challenge that was filmed on Saturday. Spidi were only secluded in the hut for a couple of hours (not days) so there would be footage of them in the room that could be shown. The cast voted for them not to be allowed to return, but the network made the final decision of course. During the time Spidi was secluded in the hut they were ‘plotting and planning’ their next way to get time out of the jungle (having already spent more time at the local resort nearby than in the jungle). They didn’t even seem to realize that they were being recorded because they were being horribly foul about the cast, crew and network. The only reason they returned in the first place is because they were informed they would be in breach of contract for quitting the show without being voted out. The cast has been upset about Spidi being allowed to return because they were told (on air) that it was their choice, yet even though they decided against their return the producers allowed their return (controversy creates ratings). Several cast members said they plan to reveal the whole truth after the show ends.

  39. amoi

    I watched the movie “Open Water” for the second time the other day. It is a terribly depressing film. I wish that plot would happen to these two. Stranded in the ocean with nary a hope in sight, just hungry sharks… now, that’s real terror. And yes, I am officially a Bad, Sick Human Being for typing this out loud.

  40. Fuzzy Tingle TImes

    Looks like Papa Shango did a number on her.

  41. Mindy

    All there is to say is KARMA is a BITCH!!!! Bad people like these two brats get what they deserve!! GO NBC!

  42. jaime

    this is so retarded! people in costa rica eat rice and beans every freaking day for breakfast, lunch and dinner, and they don’t get gastric ulcers. (i’ve been there)
    water, obviously, is just fine, there’s no catch there.
    and then, the locked up for a day thing, jesus! inmates spend their fucking lives in a room, and they don’t get ulcers.

    quit bitching, bitch.

  43. Adja

    Hospitalized??? With gastric ulcers? Oh poor sissy! Seriously, couldn’t she have a depression and disapear or something?
    I have two ulcers, right now, and I got to work everyday!

  44. ……………………………………..PLEASE GROW UP, you aged moron!!

  45. justifiable

    #44 Tsk, you poor fool. She has CELEBRITY ulcers.

  46. qwerty

    best picture of her yet, just finished jacking off to it. what a great day.

  47. Fuck U

    Are you fucking serious??!! Who gives a fuck about this…for real???!
    Like NBC is gonna fuck up thier licence for a couple of fuckin douchebags…
    PLEASE….STOP!!!!
    Rice and Beans!!!Water!!! OMG!!!
    If that is torture…alot of humans are *tortured* every fuckin day!
    I HATE those two…I only wish I could have *tortured* them…then they would find the true meaning of being tortured! Hate cannot adequately describe what I feel for people like her. (I stole that from you, # 38) God!! I hate her and that fuckin spencer guy! I dont careFish you fuckin S_U_C_K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Stop fucking posting about them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  48. heidi

    It’d be great if she suffered some rare jungle bite that caused her fake tits to deflate. Then we would never talk about her again, and nobody would care to glance her way.

  49. ewfhw

    NEEDS.MORE.TORTURE.

    PLZ.

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