Welcome to Bullshit Island! Here’s the latest Speidi-centered publicity stunt from I’m a Celebrity… Get Me out of Here!, and this time it involves tales of alleged torture and Heidi Montag being hospitalized after convulsive vomiting. I like everything I just said. If only it were true. TMZ reports:
We’ve learned Heidi was rushed to the hospital and diagnosed with a gastric ulcer, after being held with hubby Spencer Pratt in a dark room for a day and a night with only water, rice and beans. It was designed as punishment because they left the show. One cast member described their treatment this way — “It’s the same as Guantanamo Bay.”
And get this … a cast member tells us NBC execs tried to convince Heidi to stay on the set rather than take an ambulance to a hospital for treatment. She has now left the hospital and is on meds.
We’re told some of the cast members want to quit, but their passports have been taken away and they are under guard.
We’re told Spencer has fired his lawyer (who wanted him to stay on the show) and is now planning to sue NBC over the show.
Spencer and Heidi now want out … for good….but there’s a problem — they signed a contract with NBC to do the show.
I’m not a lawyer, but I have been sued numerous times for back child support, so close enough. Anyway, I’m pretty sure if NBC literally tortured Heidi and Spencer that would nullify their contract. But only after every executive involved was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor and had their faces carved into Mt. Rushmore. Or the moon. Whichever.
Typlo | June 7, 2009 at 10:33 am
first!
bert | June 7, 2009 at 10:34 am
Man I’d like to hammer that shit, and I mean HAMMER!!
phoring | June 7, 2009 at 10:40 am
This is excellent!!
whats eating ROUGH daddy | June 7, 2009 at 10:42 am
I cant believe i can access fish-sticks with my new sexy smartphone…
mikeock | June 7, 2009 at 10:45 am
I wish Apple would come out with an app that would prevent mindless airheads like Heidi and Spencer from becoming “celebrities” in the first place. I’d gladly pay $2.99 for that. This way, all of these talentless dolts would have to get real jobs at Wal-Mart and Home Depot instead of having money thrown at them by 3rd rate cable TV networks.
Fucking celebutards. I can’t stand them
mikeock | June 7, 2009 at 10:49 am
Who gives a shit if you’re first. Get a job, you fucking retards
Tasha | June 7, 2009 at 10:51 am
Wasn’t she expecting a baby at some point? I am so confused.
Tad | June 7, 2009 at 10:57 am
Tad easily claims the eighth post.
Venom | June 7, 2009 at 11:00 am
I want to “torture” Heidi, That is a badass chick.
She needs to leave this dude ASAP and get a real man.
Sara | June 7, 2009 at 11:05 am
Oh great, so rice, beans, and water is suddenly torture? Great, growing up poor was apparently torture, I’m going to notify my parents.
timmy the frisky virus | June 7, 2009 at 11:06 am
This really does my heart good, seeing her for once without that idiotic open-mouthed smile.
jzz | June 7, 2009 at 11:07 am
The reason the ho got sick was from getting locked in the same room with the douchebag. I’d probably vomit all over the place if I had to spend 3 minutes with that idiot.
Donkey Dongey Dong | June 7, 2009 at 11:15 am
I used to think she was cute but strip off all that makeup and hairspray and she is one UGLY broad.
Shiny face…big jaw…veiny head. Ugh…
Max Planck | June 7, 2009 at 11:17 am
First good picture of Heidi.
Richard | June 7, 2009 at 11:19 am
I fucking hate Heidi! Ugh.
Awesome | June 7, 2009 at 11:20 am
I typically don’t like to see people sad, but FUCK HER! Those two assholes are the embodiment of whats wrong with America, but they still get lots of cash.
Iscariot | June 7, 2009 at 11:29 am
Guantanamo Bay? Right, because going onto a reality show is really comparable with being tortured for months on end with no end in sight. Jesus, I hate sensationalist reporting.
Yoda | June 7, 2009 at 11:33 am
Let’s hope they both contract some tropical disease and die a slow miserable death. Otherwise, I’d settle for the show putting them in a closet with some rope so they can play some David Carradine chicken jerk games.
Diaboliq | June 7, 2009 at 11:34 am
Fugly -fugly -fugly -fugly -fugly- fugly
FUGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
bush administration | June 7, 2009 at 11:37 am
Waterboarding isn’t torture! Strap her down!
Rusty Starfish | June 7, 2009 at 11:37 am
….she ate a few bugs and it undid her plastic surgery. ick.
#18, David and Michael died for our sins!
momof2boys | June 7, 2009 at 11:38 am
Let us hope they don’t procreate.
Nero | June 7, 2009 at 11:45 am
Are we still talking about these two wimps? They’re very disappointing.I knew they’re a bit fake.But this fake is really overwhelming.
sdgfvfhtrnhjt | June 7, 2009 at 11:45 am
Why the hell does anyone still even acknowledge these retards exist? Other retards do not get TV shows, they get helmets.
sirrix | June 7, 2009 at 11:45 am
First appropriate Heidi/Spencer reporting on this site, ever. Kudos.
Matthew | June 7, 2009 at 11:47 am
good mr.and miss douchbag desevred and those two douchbags should suck it up and I agree with #16 here about the comment about them!
Savalas | June 7, 2009 at 11:52 am
She looks good in this picture
A little sick in my mouth | June 7, 2009 at 11:53 am
Hey, ‘Fish writer, can you please stop posting stuff about either of these two unless it involves Heidi in a bikini?
Thanks,
A Fan
Darth | June 7, 2009 at 11:54 am
What about that tearful face of hers? Meryl Streep couldn’t act any better.
Old Giza | June 7, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Hey 17 & 20: If the US is gonna be blamed for “torture” let’s at least jack it up to Middle East levels- right?
melita | June 7, 2009 at 12:07 pm
“in a dark room for a day and a night with only water, rice and beans”
sounds like my childhood in brazil…. and i was happy enough!
SOS | June 7, 2009 at 12:10 pm
How sick is it that people are happy to know that happened…
mano remens | June 7, 2009 at 12:13 pm
lol@torture. These pampered D listers wouldn’t last a minute if suddenly there were no hypermarkets and they had to fend for themselves.
Mariaa | June 7, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Hahaha that is one priceless photo
Gonna frame it and put it on my wall
xx | June 7, 2009 at 12:59 pm
You can always breach a contract, especially one for services (like acting or appearing on a TV show) because you can’t seek an action for specific performance; unfortunately that pesky 14th Amendment to the US Constitution just takes all the fun out of indentured servitude. Doesn’t mean they won’t have to pay damages, but it’s not like you can put them in jail or force them to show up.
xx | June 7, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Bah typo! 13th Amendment.
paul | June 7, 2009 at 1:19 pm
i call bullshit on the ulcer. doubt very much that she got endoscopy to confirm the diagnosis after coming in crying like a baby from mistreatment on a reality show.
more than likely she had a tummy ache, cried “doctor, could they have given me an ulcer?” to which the doctor said “uh, yeah maybe” just to shut her up.
john | June 7, 2009 at 1:21 pm
God I want to punch her in the motherfucking face with that stupid face she has on. Wow never before have I just wanted to maul someone. Hate cannot adequately describe what I feel for people like her.
This whore’s celebrity status subsides on the attention she gets, be it negative or otherwise. So even if we are HATING on her we are still TALKING about her. Fish stop posting about this talentless cunt and hopefully she will go the way of all the American idol winners after Kelly Clarkson…forgotten and useless.
Network Crew Member | June 7, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Several things… Heidi is already out of the hospital (she wasn’t even in that long). She was not hospitalized for their seclusion in the hut. Heidi got ill after a challenge that was filmed on Saturday. Spidi were only secluded in the hut for a couple of hours (not days) so there would be footage of them in the room that could be shown. The cast voted for them not to be allowed to return, but the network made the final decision of course. During the time Spidi was secluded in the hut they were ‘plotting and planning’ their next way to get time out of the jungle (having already spent more time at the local resort nearby than in the jungle). They didn’t even seem to realize that they were being recorded because they were being horribly foul about the cast, crew and network. The only reason they returned in the first place is because they were informed they would be in breach of contract for quitting the show without being voted out. The cast has been upset about Spidi being allowed to return because they were told (on air) that it was their choice, yet even though they decided against their return the producers allowed their return (controversy creates ratings). Several cast members said they plan to reveal the whole truth after the show ends.
amoi | June 7, 2009 at 1:43 pm
I watched the movie “Open Water” for the second time the other day. It is a terribly depressing film. I wish that plot would happen to these two. Stranded in the ocean with nary a hope in sight, just hungry sharks… now, that’s real terror. And yes, I am officially a Bad, Sick Human Being for typing this out loud.
Fuzzy Tingle TImes | June 7, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Looks like Papa Shango did a number on her.
Mindy | June 7, 2009 at 2:07 pm
All there is to say is KARMA is a BITCH!!!! Bad people like these two brats get what they deserve!! GO NBC!
jaime | June 7, 2009 at 2:37 pm
this is so retarded! people in costa rica eat rice and beans every freaking day for breakfast, lunch and dinner, and they don’t get gastric ulcers. (i’ve been there)
water, obviously, is just fine, there’s no catch there.
and then, the locked up for a day thing, jesus! inmates spend their fucking lives in a room, and they don’t get ulcers.
quit bitching, bitch.
Adja | June 7, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Hospitalized??? With gastric ulcers? Oh poor sissy! Seriously, couldn’t she have a depression and disapear or something?
I have two ulcers, right now, and I got to work everyday!
gerard vandenberg | June 7, 2009 at 3:14 pm
……………………………………..PLEASE GROW UP, you aged moron!!
justifiable | June 7, 2009 at 3:20 pm
#44 Tsk, you poor fool. She has CELEBRITY ulcers.
qwerty | June 7, 2009 at 3:25 pm
best picture of her yet, just finished jacking off to it. what a great day.
Fuck U | June 7, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Are you fucking serious??!! Who gives a fuck about this…for real???!
Like NBC is gonna fuck up thier licence for a couple of fuckin douchebags…
PLEASE….STOP!!!!
Rice and Beans!!!Water!!! OMG!!!
If that is torture…alot of humans are *tortured* every fuckin day!
I HATE those two…I only wish I could have *tortured* them…then they would find the true meaning of being tortured! Hate cannot adequately describe what I feel for people like her. (I stole that from you, # 38) God!! I hate her and that fuckin spencer guy! I dont careFish you fuckin S_U_C_K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stop fucking posting about them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heidi | June 7, 2009 at 3:41 pm
It’d be great if she suffered some rare jungle bite that caused her fake tits to deflate. Then we would never talk about her again, and nobody would care to glance her way.
ewfhw | June 7, 2009 at 3:52 pm
NEEDS.MORE.TORTURE.
PLZ.