Heidi Montag hospitalized after being ‘tortured’

Welcome to Bullshit Island! Here’s the latest Speidi-centered publicity stunt from I’m a Celebrity… Get Me out of Here!, and this time it involves tales of alleged torture and Heidi Montag being hospitalized after convulsive vomiting. I like everything I just said. If only it were true. TMZ reports:

We’ve learned Heidi was rushed to the hospital and diagnosed with a gastric ulcer, after being held with hubby Spencer Pratt in a dark room for a day and a night with only water, rice and beans. It was designed as punishment because they left the show. One cast member described their treatment this way — “It’s the same as Guantanamo Bay.”
And get this … a cast member tells us NBC execs tried to convince Heidi to stay on the set rather than take an ambulance to a hospital for treatment. She has now left the hospital and is on meds.
We’re told some of the cast members want to quit, but their passports have been taken away and they are under guard.
We’re told Spencer has fired his lawyer (who wanted him to stay on the show) and is now planning to sue NBC over the show.
Spencer and Heidi now want out … for good….but there’s a problem — they signed a contract with NBC to do the show.

I’m not a lawyer, but I have been sued numerous times for back child support, so close enough. Anyway, I’m pretty sure if NBC literally tortured Heidi and Spencer that would nullify their contract. But only after every executive involved was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor and had their faces carved into Mt. Rushmore. Or the moon. Whichever.

Photo: NBC