Heidi Montag has lunch with John McCain’s daughter

And it’s time to expatriate. Apparently, Heidi Montag is a political force worthy of entertaining lunch with John McCain’s daughter Meghan. The two met yesterday at the Ivy where Meghan tried her best to wish herself into her cell phone. I’m pretty sure, when her father loses in November, his campaign manager will point to these photos and say: “There. Right there. When Jugs Chinsterton smiles directly into the camera. That’s the moment we were fucked. Well, that and the fact that, dude, you are old. Tell me a story about living with dinosaurs.”