Heidi Montag has cones and other news

- Ashton Kutcher and Britney Spears in How the Fuck is this a News Story? [PopEater]

- Paul Gray of Slipknot found dead at 38 yet Simon Monjack still walks among – oh, right. [Huffington Post]

- Kim Kardashian compared to the Alien at the end of Spaceballs. Genius. [Dlisted]

- Charlotte Gainsbourg > Kate Beckinsale. [Lainey Gossip]

- Salma Hayek still has Cannes. PUNS! PUNS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE! [HollywoodTuna]

- Janet Jackson is see-throughy. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Megan Who? [Popoholic]

- Jesse James wanted to get caught. Okay, maybe not with the tattooed Nazi chick, but definitely with those other ones nobody even remembers. (Was one a rodeo clown?) [The Fab Life]

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