Heidi Montag has acting chops

March 16th, 2010 // 95 Comments

Here’s Heidi Montag on the set of her new movie Just Go With It yesterday and clearly I was wrong not to mistake her for a serious actress. It’s obvious now the whole plastic surgery thing was just Heidi going method for her role as a walking tit monster with mannequin-disguising powers. Or a burn victim trying to find love with huge fake cans. Movies are so mysterious.

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  1. Joseph Adenuga

    wow.

    her tits look awesome.

    and

    i would love to spunk in her ass.

    the next best thing is seeing her in porn so heidi do please hurry up the move. also does anyone know when her next playboy issue is due out?

  2. Hey there Thunder Thighs. Time for you to develop an eating disorder or do porn. You choose.

  3. Girl

    Yes, she looks like a Real Doll with a pulse! Also, her cleavage exactly resembles a Barbie… it even looks as hard

  4. kitty_kat

    @23 – Are you for real? She’s gotten so much surgery I’m sure that she shits plastic. Why would anyone be jealous of a woman who doesn’t have a natural feature on her body? Anyone could look like her if they were willing to go through the surgery.

    You need a reality check man.

  5. heidi fucker

    I love every inch of this plastic bitch.

  6. booboo

    One of her 10 procedures was ass implants. Judging the upper thigh she thought all of that work would replace doing a squat or lunge.

  7. Kay

    Heidi and Spencer are the perfect obnoxious, self-absorbed, deluded couple.

  8. I didn’t think Heidi looked bad at all before all the surgeries: I think she was a very pretty girl, not perfect, but her imperfections gave her an unique grace. When she had the first batch of surgery she certainly looked plastic and like every other famewhore on the stroll, losing her uniqueness, but she didn’t look bad per se. Now she looks like a blow-up doll: nothing about her is real. I have a problem believing people find someone who looks as obviously fake as her attractive.
    I think there’s something truly wicked, also, in her advertising all the steps on her “self-perfection” quest: hey, more power to you, I guess, but exactly what is the message she’s passing? She has admitted to having done this all to improve her pop music career.

  9. Kay

    I fail to see how anyone could be jealous of her…she is fake head to toe with a fake personality to boot. She is only showing how low her self esteem really is. She needs therapy and love not more surgery. It’s pretty pathetic if anyone aspires to be her.

  10. Leah

    I find it funny what Pratt loves most on his wife’s body is her hair because its natural.

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  18. I didn’t think Heidi looked bad at all before all the surgeries: I think she was a very pretty girl, not perfect, but her imperfections gave her an unique grace.

  19. paul

    She’s very good looking, in a blow-up doll kinda way. Better looking than the haters on this page, I’m pretty damn sure. Every guy’s wet dream

  20. captain america

    sorry, AMERICANS IN GENERAL ARE PRETTY UNTALENTED FOLKS, folks!!
    (they can’t help it)

  21. I dont think it was really that much because of her boobs..she got older lookign and more tan..and started doing her hair and makeup better.
    I actually used to think she was pretty, now shes ugly and fake to me

  22. This chick just screams “Face down, ass up”…

  23. SpeiDIE

    Dear god I hate her.

  24. matt

    SHE LOOK LIKE FRENCHY SISTER TWIN! HOT HOT ANOTHER BARBIE DOLL SEXY

  25. She’s a hot damn mess. Lord have mercy, I’d hate to see what she looks like at age 60. Does she have a fake booty? If so, Heidi … no more implants. If not, Heidi you have a pretty nice butt for a White chic. You were so much cuter during season 1 of The Hills… but you’re less annoying now. How ironic …

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  27. Ilan Ben Menachem

    wow.

    her tits look awesome.

  28. Your Boss

    @61-67 get back on point or go fuck yourself.

    We’re talking about tits and ass!

    It’s like you’re posting adds to attract a new house boy for your San Francisco man on man love shack.

    Never mind, just continue eating your cockdogs and stop posting.

  29. Anthony

    OH MAI GAWD FIRST!!!!

    Seriously though, I’d dabble my balls on her chin.

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  32. LoloTexas8

    Seriously, Heidi was one of the most beautiful women i’d ever seen before her balloon boobs and that awful chin implant! Shes ruined her natural beauty. He face now matches her marriage…ridiculous!

  33. I didn’t think Heidi looked bad at all before all the surgeries: I think she was a very pretty girl, not perfect, but her imperfections gave her an unique grace.

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  36. Ari Ola

    Don’t listen to them Heidi – I like your big tits – and don’t forget, for your next Playboy shoot, guys love a girl who can lick her own nipples!! Trust me, your fan base will rocket !!!

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  38. blow J

    I would put a bag on her head and a load on those titties every. damn. day!

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