Here’s Heidi Montag on the set of her new movie Just Go With It yesterday and clearly I was wrong not to mistake her for a serious actress. It’s obvious now the whole plastic surgery thing was just Heidi going method for her role as a walking tit monster with mannequin-disguising powers. Or a burn victim trying to find love with huge fake cans. Movies are so mysterious.
Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News
F*ckRandal | March 16, 2010 at 11:02 am
I would wreck her…
gooch | March 16, 2010 at 11:06 am
and to think her corpse would stay pliable and not decompose for thousands of years
(contemplating digging her up after she offs herself for the shitty career and having a “Real” doll that could pass down for generations
F*ckRandal | March 16, 2010 at 11:06 am
P.S. I think I like the spam for rich singles more than “OH MAI GAWD FIRST!!!!”
kiki | March 16, 2010 at 11:08 am
I too enjoy Spam more than FIRST, SECOND RETARDS.
Solo | March 16, 2010 at 11:11 am
She really needs to do gonzo porn. Lots of anal play, no script, you get it. It’s seems her calling.
Me | March 16, 2010 at 11:12 am
Sadly, when I see pics of her, I turn away as I do not wish to look at fake things. But it does make wonder, what is real on her body?
pimp | March 16, 2010 at 11:13 am
if i’ve said it once, i’ve said it a thousand times, i would love to suck on her sweet bleached pink asshole…
Alex | March 16, 2010 at 11:18 am
I want one of those!!! I said DAMN!!
Bob Vila | March 16, 2010 at 11:20 am
Man she is one crazy looking bitch. Yeah, I’d fuck the shit out of her, but I’d do it out of hate.
Also, her ass is looking pretty gigantic. Not bad, just a bit more roomy than I remember it being before. Did she get rump implants as well?
pathfindernj | March 16, 2010 at 11:21 am
All women should aspire to be like Heidi, or at a minimum have boobs like her.
Photoshop Police | March 16, 2010 at 11:25 am
Just because they’re on 2 separate posts doesn’t make it any more wrong that you’re posting ‘the abomination’ on these sacred web pages, Phish.
YOU FRIGGIN PROMISED!
NO MORE FRIGGIN SPEIDI!
stucco | March 16, 2010 at 11:25 am
Her face was so much better before she filled it with crap.
Her boobs on the other hand I can’t complain about….
Not mother | March 16, 2010 at 11:27 am
Didn’t know she had such a nice rear.
rich | March 16, 2010 at 11:35 am
You people remember the movie, A Bug’s Life. The scene were the one bug tells his buddy “Do not go to the light!!!” and his buddy says, ” I cant…” then gets zapped by the bug zapper. WELL, I am starting at Heidi’s ass shot (PIC 5)
and it looks Fing good from the rear…now I feel like that 2nd bug
havoc | March 16, 2010 at 11:37 am
I see some cellulite on the back of those legs. She should get to a plastic surgery quick. Or better yet, try one of the cheaper ones down in the border towns. Make sure she wears a DEA t-shirt. Its the new black…..
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NG | March 16, 2010 at 11:40 am
She looks better from far away. Definitely hotter. And the irony that she’s married to the greatest homo on earth! LOL
G | March 16, 2010 at 11:44 am
Fake tits, fake ass, fake face, why didn’t she take care of the cellulite ripples on her legs while she was at it?
KIKI | March 16, 2010 at 12:06 pm
Now remember kids, Speidi reads gossip blogs. Play nice now! Spencer I hope you get what is coming sweetie. You are a no talent hack to let your wife mutilate herself like that.
rien | March 16, 2010 at 12:18 pm
Uh-oh, looks like we got some cottage cheese on the backs of those thighs. Better call and make another appointment…
andy7171 | March 16, 2010 at 12:29 pm
say what you want about her face and chest, she’s got one FINE ass!
I'm a jerk | March 16, 2010 at 12:29 pm
She looks like a robot someone made of Faith Hill’s head put on a wax dummy of Jessica Simpson’s old body. Say what you want about Jessica Simpson but at least her sweater puppets are real. Fake boobs are always a letdown when it really counts.
buster cherry | March 16, 2010 at 12:43 pm
Aside from the tranny cheeks, she looks great.
But admittedly, I absolutely, 100% cannot get past that fucking ‘personality’ of hers. It destroys every last bit of good that plastic surgery did for her.
Mr. Nice Guy | March 16, 2010 at 12:45 pm
She is a “10″. All you haters will never look this good, so you hate on Perfection. Who cares if she got work done, she looks Great!
Tracy J | March 16, 2010 at 12:48 pm
She looks great for a pornstar or a girl with really, really low self esteem. But really… I think she should get bigger breasts. She’d look really great!!! And if Spencer ever went crazy & dumped her in the Pacific, her body would float:)
serg | March 16, 2010 at 12:50 pm
@21 What do you mean ‘when it really counts’?
it counts to look at them. and I always feel cheated when I spot a pair of fake boobies walking down the beach. and they all look the goddamn same
tits should be like Gump’s box of chocolates, where’s the variety anymore?
Tracy J | March 16, 2010 at 12:54 pm
I believe 21 means they are great to look at, but not as great to play with.
Shae | March 16, 2010 at 1:01 pm
The only problem I have with her massive tits is that they don’t match her ass. She looks ridiculously top heavy. She’ll have to add “ass implants” to her plastic surgery to-do list.
Jeff | March 16, 2010 at 1:02 pm
That plastic surgeon deserves a medal. There used to be a time when I’d have been ashamed to say ‘I’d hit it’ but not anymore. Bravo.
Sir Cocklesworth Esquire III | March 16, 2010 at 1:09 pm
hear hear @28
Sir Tommy II | March 16, 2010 at 1:16 pm
They would look much better with a dick inbetween them though…
Polk | March 16, 2010 at 1:19 pm
She went from human to Real Doll.
And I kinda like it.
Tek | March 16, 2010 at 1:24 pm
So The Superficial is into posting pics of trannies now?
Dufresne | March 16, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Looks like she’s on the set of a porn flick.
Armando | March 16, 2010 at 1:47 pm
I would knock that shit out. She could make a couple of million in a year in porn, love to see her face jizzed on. And then maybe I get a crack at that ass.
Alli Watermelon | March 16, 2010 at 1:56 pm
Heidi, please cover your face. It is not attractive.
mx3 | March 16, 2010 at 2:10 pm
i gotta say, i love that tiny waist, it goes great with her big fake tits. i really do hope she doesnt go bigger though, i kinda liked em better before. but meh.
Strawberry Blonde | March 16, 2010 at 2:18 pm
Spence looks liker her retarded step-child watching mommy get to work. Man they made California so uncool!
crazypants | March 16, 2010 at 2:18 pm
This poor crazy girl – she’s all about being married and her “faith” but she’s turned herself into a real live walking talking sex toy. There’s no point to her other than tits-ass-hair that is to be thought off while masturbating. Ridiculous.
RoniMikey | March 16, 2010 at 2:43 pm
She looks like she around 65 years old in the face. Her tits are too big,if you look close enough you can see the scar. The only thing that looks good is her ass. I think that because of the shorts.And of course theres the little bitch following her around. Someone should call the dogpound on him.
RoniMikey | March 16, 2010 at 2:51 pm
I take it back, after I focus in on her ass it didn’t look good at all.
Jester | March 16, 2010 at 2:59 pm
It’s a shame how she F’d her face, it needed some work, but now at certain angles it looks freaky, shoulda left it alone. I REALLY liked her old enhanced beautiful breasts. Good work on the arsch..
I think she is close to making the jump. Look at that dumbass Spencer, I really thought that dude was an extra for lighting or something, he’s losing it and knows she’s ready for a 12″er up the pooper.
Do it Heidi, you are Gorgeous!!
Ego | March 16, 2010 at 3:46 pm
I’m with @1 this one.
I’d wreck her so bad, she’d have to go back to the body shop.
Narcissist | March 16, 2010 at 5:34 pm
Pic 2 – “Get this homeless junkie away from me! He smells!”
Shit, is that Spencer?
Blech | March 16, 2010 at 6:15 pm
Man face!
Blech | March 16, 2010 at 6:22 pm
So many times, when female celebrities and celebrity wannabes have their faces done over and over again, one of the following things inevitably happens:
a. They resemble a horrific mash-up of the Joker and MJ (Octomom)
b. They resemble a man (Montag)
c. They resemble a tranny (Kardashians)
d. They resemble that cat-looking lady (Megan Fox, although she doesn’t look too much like a cat, yet, because she’s still young)
And Serge, comment #25, thank you. My breasts thank you.
Celeb News | March 16, 2010 at 6:50 pm
Just another fake bimbo
Pia | March 16, 2010 at 7:04 pm
@23- lol, I guess we were overdue for the “stop hating, you’re just jealous” wisdom. Now remind me what it is that I am supposed to be jealous of. Her low self-esteem? Her douchefart husband? Her plastic balloon tits? Her mangled face? I think she has a nice body, but that face… I honestly think she looked the best before she got any work done at all. Granted she was flat as a board, so maybe that is all she “should” have done. Fortunately, I hit puberty and grew some big boobies. I am happy with the way I look. I have a sane and levelheaded boyfriend who would leave me if I even talked seriously about getting plastic surgery. Maybe she should be jealous of me?? Oh wait, I work hard for the little money I have and I am not on TV. I guess I should just kill myself then.
KIKI | March 16, 2010 at 7:18 pm
@ 45, great post. Only one bone to pick there. A man and a tranny are the same thing.
M_D | March 16, 2010 at 8:37 pm
can’t.. stop.. posing.
PostmortemG | March 16, 2010 at 10:12 pm
I know she´s fake and all, but… Je$u$ Chri$t!!! =P