After essentially transforming herself into a big-titted wax figure, Heidi Montag has started receiving hate mail from Christians, according to Life & Style:
“Spencer ordered about seven bunches of flowers to cheer up Heidi because she’d received a letter or an e-mail saying that her plastic surgery was against God’s will,” a neighbor of the couple tells Life & Style. “Heidi’s apparently very spiritual, so this kind of criticism really stings.”
Really stings, huh? Then she probably won’t want to read this e-mail I just got from Jesus:
Dude, did you see Heidi Montag? WTF? If I wanted her to look like Life-Size Barbie I would’ve made Dream Cars fly out of her ass. Granted Ken and Spencer have the same downtown anatomy, that’s not my point.
Anyway, she’s totally not coming up here to give me high-fives and shoot gay people with automatic weapons all day. I don’t care how big and round and big her breasts are. Not like I can’t see them up from up here. Amirite?
Later,
Count Cockulong (That’s my new nickname. Embrace it, bitch.)
Jellocee | January 28, 2010 at 12:41 pm
Stupid Bitch Deserves It
illy | January 28, 2010 at 12:44 pm
i think more recent pictures of her…after the swelling went down. she actually looks waay better.
jello | January 28, 2010 at 12:46 pm
why did she have to put her surgeries on display.. wtf?? she was asking for it!! i think she had all this surgery done because she was depressed about her album floping..lol
sperminator | January 28, 2010 at 12:48 pm
ahhhh
it’s all bullshit.
every man would fuck her.
those saying no are just pussy whipped enough to believe that in order to be liked by a woman you need to pretend to be something you are not:
a sensitive guy with values who looks at a woman on the inside, to find a suitable companion to share the best and the worst of life.
but in truth, they’d all fuck HER, right now.
hypocrites.
missywissy | January 28, 2010 at 12:55 pm
@ 4 – yeah, because every person should be judged whether they are fuckable or not. Rot in hell.
sperminator | January 28, 2010 at 12:57 pm
@ 5 dunno if they should. surely they are, though.
melt in your own bile, you venomous cunt.
anon | January 28, 2010 at 1:00 pm
#4 Please don’t speak about what men would and wouldn’t do.
You’re getting it so wrong I’m wondering if you are really a woman.
deaddays | January 28, 2010 at 1:03 pm
All praise Count Cockulong!
sickitten | January 28, 2010 at 1:04 pm
Sawzalling down her chin was the best thing she could ever do.
sperminator | January 28, 2010 at 1:05 pm
@7 assuming you’re a man who is “offended” by the truthful, incontrovertible facts i have stated, i can only conclude you’re one of those pussy whipped types I mentioned.
i will not argue with you, i just would like to suggest that you do a little soul searching and find your truer self.
you have been conditioned, and are now responding accordingly. Just like Pavlov would have expected you to.
look inside, man.
you DO wanna fuck her. maybe you won’t, but not because you wouldn’t.
lemme know how it goes. meditation could help you in this process of inner search. just sayin’. meditation and a boner: what a day would that be for you!
cheers man.
lololololol | January 28, 2010 at 1:08 pm
i actually like her better now. it’s better to look like barbie than a bland horse faced b*tch.
anon | January 28, 2010 at 1:10 pm
I decided not to look inside for answers like you was suggesting and instead looked at her picture.
Yep, I don’t want to fuck her.
anon | January 28, 2010 at 1:10 pm
Jessica Simpson on the other hand…
Bella | January 28, 2010 at 1:19 pm
Please don’t tell us who we are attracted to, You are not the boss of all.
Janet Jokeson | January 28, 2010 at 1:22 pm
Is it just me, or does she resemble Faith Hill a bit now? Especially the nose to chin area? She probably took a pic of Hill to her doctor and said “make me look like her!”
Nahuel | January 28, 2010 at 1:27 pm
I simply HATE this stupid and retarded project of a person and her equally retarded husband.
I’m from Argentina (and LOVE this site XD) and I couldn’t believe that this no one (and really ugly) could be so fake in everything.
Now she’s done that sick move with her face…
I think that the bigger the country, the more retarded these “people” are! XD
We have things like these but at a smaller scale XD
Cheers!
God | January 28, 2010 at 1:28 pm
Skank. Whore.
SO RIGHT | January 28, 2010 at 1:29 pm
She looked WAY better before. Now she does indeed look like wax, although I have no doubt that most men would hit it.
st minutia | January 28, 2010 at 1:35 pm
i wonder if heidi thinks spencer should have plastic surgery because he sure is an ugly bastard. she should at least get him some dye to enhance the flesh-colored beard.
Bridget | January 28, 2010 at 1:40 pm
baah ahahah that letter is howls
T | January 28, 2010 at 1:42 pm
This post was gold superfish
Vanquish | January 28, 2010 at 1:45 pm
TBH I never figured she was unhappy with how she looked. She and her male pussy were annoying, yes. But she looked happy. I dont follow “the scene” that much so I have no idea if these surgeries were announced but the extensivity is shocking. She was quite good looking before. I rememer looking at some beach pix of her and she looked very fuckable. Now she looks… Much more adult, serious, barbie like. Unrecognizable.
L | January 28, 2010 at 2:01 pm
@ 8 LOL… that was hilarious…thx for that
sdfsdfds | January 28, 2010 at 2:09 pm
All she needed to fix was her chin. What kind of plastic surgeon would convince someone that they need cheek implants and a neck left…you can’t tell me that these people seriously woke up one day thinking they need cheek implants.
gen | January 28, 2010 at 2:30 pm
I think #4 is probably right. I’m just a girl, though, so I can’t be sure. I’d just like to say, (to prove that women are better than men) I officially can’t be attracted to men unless they’re smart.
@19
HAhahahaha, totally agree with you.
eatme | January 28, 2010 at 2:34 pm
o gawd she is hot. every girl should look this good, or at least aspire to look this good.
Will | January 28, 2010 at 2:34 pm
I found this photo of Heidi talking with reporters
http://www.kuroneko-chan.com/echoes/images/_dion_01.jpg
Porn Tube Videos | January 28, 2010 at 2:34 pm
waahh… people on the internet were mean to me!!
Freebie | January 28, 2010 at 2:39 pm
Why do you people give a shit about this woman and her plastic surgery? She’s an adult who can do anything she wants to do to her body. If you don’t like it, don’t look at her, don’t buy her music, don’t ready anything about her. If you do any of the previous, you are partly to blame for the media attention she gets. If everyone just ignored her, she, and hopefully Spencer, will fade into the night.
AnonymousError | January 28, 2010 at 2:49 pm
I don’t care if she got surgery, her body = her choice. She shouldn’t be trying to justify it through God telling her it was okay though. That’s just laughable. We all know she’s a fame hungry airhead and all of the other blah blah blah and if you really believe she’s this devout and pious christian woman you are suspending disbelief. It’s a shtick and it obviously gets her paid… but it still doesn’t seem to sell her record…. So, joke is on her.
asdf | January 28, 2010 at 3:38 pm
lol @ 27
I was expecting spam, but actually that’s pretty funny.
Craig | January 28, 2010 at 3:42 pm
Don’t feed the sperminator troll. He’ll say mean things about you from his mom’s basement where he is alone, so utterly alone.
Randal | January 28, 2010 at 3:46 pm
Hey there Heidi, I hope you’re feeling better. Don’t let some Christian or their cult try to tell you what’s against the will of another. They certainly don’t know, that’s for sure! If God was against it, there would have been an accident during the procedure and you wouldn’t have come out of it looking as beautiful as you do today.
Randal
anon | January 28, 2010 at 3:54 pm
#25
Men are also attracted to smart Women it’s just there aren’t any :P
Oh snap as Yanks seem to say all the time on TV.
lp | January 28, 2010 at 4:08 pm
man the true marketing appeal of this site is that the superficial writer could easily be someone like your brother or cousin, or the general humor those figures would like. sometimes i find myself offended by stuff he says, but then i go to sites like drunk stepfather, am instantly revolted, and don’t feel as guilty for rssing to this. also, the portrayal of god in that letter is funny and couldn’t be considered offensive in context when it’s in response to christians who claim to know what god thinks, etc. plus it backhandedly sticks up for heidi against the christian hate mail, which again brings us back to the likable brother figure.
this whole heidi series happening is so bizarre to watch continue and is making me feel stick to my stomach all the time, the way it did when britney was having episodes in her severest state of bipolar. the press releases of human science experiments from recent past tell us she won’t last long at this rate of self-hatred and delusion she’s at. watching a girl grow up before our eyes, wither into her body and come back out as a real doll is getting old, old, old.
Deanna | January 28, 2010 at 4:18 pm
I wonder if more people wrote her hate mail than bought her album… wouldn’t be hard to do!
Nameless | January 28, 2010 at 5:32 pm
Forget the hate mail. Just send her really email criticizing her procedures. Maybe we can insecure her into making herself a real life Bratz dolls instead of Barbie.
Jamie Lynn's Uterus | January 28, 2010 at 5:38 pm
This is what she’s getting hate email about? Not about her awful singing, bad dancing, disgusting husband and overall skanky vileness?
Wow.
Naked Chicks Rule | January 28, 2010 at 7:07 pm
See, all she needs to do is make a statement on why she doesn’t like ‘teh gay’ and all will be forgiven. She’ll have legions of Christians jumping down anyone’s throat who criticizes her after that.
Just look at Carrie Prejean….
Reina | January 28, 2010 at 8:45 pm
She calls herself spiritual? If she was truly spiritual she would not be caught up in such shallow endeavors. She knows nothing about spirituality. I am almost feel sorry for her for being such a joke.
Bea | January 28, 2010 at 9:54 pm
she looks so fucking good!!! Her face isin’t annoying anymore.
All u haters are just jealous cuz u cant even look like her before the plastic surgery .
buy r4i software | January 28, 2010 at 10:04 pm
The woman looks like vapid Barbie doll; her face lacks any character or natural beauty. How tragic she is.
Microsoft | January 28, 2010 at 10:41 pm
i wonder if heidi thinks spencer should have plastic surgery because he sure is an ugly bastard. she should at least get him some dye to enhance the flesh-colored beard.
: )
KELLY | January 28, 2010 at 10:58 pm
OH MY GOD, I THINK SHE IS HOT!!
I’d LOVE to look like her!! She’s amazing….the natural her is nowhere near as hot.
Reina | January 29, 2010 at 12:21 am
It’s insane she almost died from her surgeries, and she wants more! How can she play with her life like that, is so stupid. Looking good on the outside is not going to make you happy for long, girl, it never does. You just want more and more and you’ll never be satisfied. Then you’ll turn into a physically hideous freak like Jocelyn if you keep it up.
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Narcissist | January 29, 2010 at 4:17 am
Don’t worry Heidi. Fornication and Idolatry are against God’s will too.
You were going to Hell anyway. Don’t sweat the freak face you bought.
sperminator | January 29, 2010 at 4:42 am
@ 32 craig
actually, craig, what you are saying is not true. i am not a troll and i don’t randomly attack people.
and i resent you giving away the location of my secret lair.
Tuppy | January 29, 2010 at 9:52 am
“Spiritual,” huh? Madame Tussaud must be her guru…
HeidiSucks | January 29, 2010 at 11:27 am
Too bad plastic surgery can’t fix the ugly inside bitch.
Less than 1000 albums sold. Everyone knows you’re a sham.