Heidi Montag gets stuck in an ATM

June 10th, 2008 // 80 Comments

Once I start kicking asshats from The Hills in the proverbial nuts, I just can’t stop. Which brings us to Heidi Montag who managed to get herself trapped in an ATM vestibule last night. And, surprisingly, it wasn’t staged. Heidi acts as if she could’ve got out without coaching from the paps, but let’s be real: She’d still be in there as we speak. Just like the time she got stuck in that mask with the giant chin and retarded smile.

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  1. wet newspaper

    She needs to shut her pie hole once in a while.

  2. wet newspaper

    I heard she has a tattoo of a sea shell on her inner thigh.
    When Spencer Twatt puts his ear next to it, he can smell the ocean.

  3. Halle's Berry

    this vapid cunt is why gas is $4.30 a gallon

  4. Dorito Man

    @52

    No no no she doesn’t let Spencer put his face down there. (or anything else for that matter) That would be too impromptu! Plus it would be boring for her, cos no one would be watching..

  5. Luckyone

    She looks beautiful in that dress. She is my favorite. I love her. I saw herprofile on millionairedatingsite “W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m” last week.Is she single now? Just curious.

  6. brittbrat

    OMG! this is too funny… are u kidding me right now? stupid bitch… gotta love it!

  7. wet newspaper

    54…

    That makes sense. You know what else makes sense now..? The blonde pubes that Spencer Twatt has growing on his face. Word has it that Heidi makes him grow the beard so she always has an excuse whenever he feels the urge to err… smell the ocean.

  8. Dorito Man

    Maybe she does him with a big strap-on? Btw is it possible to pronounce “Spencer” without sounding like a poof? I don’t think so.

  9. suck my balls

    lay off Heidi – i got stuck in an ATM once. Not fun.

    i’d totally tap her though.

  10. wet newspaper

    58…

    Strap-on is quite possible. He looks just the wimpy, submissive type who could be quite easily talked into that.
    …and maybe Thpenther has pubes growing on his face because he is a big c^nt? :-)

  11. Dorito Man

    @60 Yeah and when he does finally shave it all off he’ll say he “got a Brazilian”.

    hehehe

  12. wet newspaper

    61… HAHAHAHA. That was so funny, I just splurted coffee all over the monitor.
    He’ll look like a 9 year old boy again. I hear that Criss Angel is looking for a young boy to participate in one of his magic tricks…. ‘ Vanishing With A Big *Poof* ‘.

  13. Arguman

    lol #13. I was afraid she wasn’t going to flash that dopey grin of hers. Thankfully, she did not disappoint. Well, of course she disappointed by not being shot in the head in the last pic, but you know what I mean.

  14. Coco

    Worthless. You truly should not post photos of this horse unless it’s with her bikini – or naked or a sex tape link with her strap-on slave.

  15. A

    she’s disgusting

  16. Tori

    What’s with the Heidi head tilt. She looks like one of those Catholic saint pictures (sans Halo and any purpose in life) Sorry, Heidi isn’t even pretty and if I see one more “poser” pic for the paps I think I’ll puke all over myself. Dumbass broad.

  17. “DREAMING OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS”?
    It’s june, you moron!!

  18. Mr. Ed

    Does she look like Mr. Ed with blonde hair and implants or what? Her face is longer than the Constitution.

  19. EatAttheY

    #69 BITCHES!!

  20. Pederast Hanerhan

    I’b like to combine her DNA with Ashley Simpsons to create the worlds first half- human / half-chin creature.

  21. Kmart

    i’m shocked… SHOCKED… that heidi montag got stuck in an atm vestibule.

  22. pjfan281

    quick, give her your ATM card…whats the password….BOSCO!

  23. This would be funny if it hadn’t happened to such a pathetic person. Seriously–remebering her PIN number must have taken up her alloted brain power for the day and pushing a door open afterwards just tipped her over the limit.

  24. Nicole

    Couldn’t some one with great photoshop skills actually read her atm receipt or card and get her info…these pics are a little identity theft friendly aren’t they?

  25. Alex H

    For the record Nicole, ATM receipts only print the last 4 digits of your credit or debit card #, and some print the remaining amount of money in your account- some dont. it’s just for that reason (in case you throw the receipt out or something) that they do that- so no one can steal your identity or money.

  26. Alex H

    For the record Nicole, ATM receipts only print the last 4 digits of your credit or debit card #, and some print the remaining amount of money in your account- some dont. it’s just for that reason (in case you throw the receipt out or something) that they do that- so no one can steal your identity or money.

  27. Alex H

    For the record Nicole, ATM receipts only print the last 4 digits of your credit or debit card #, and some print the remaining amount of money in your account- some dont. it’s just for that reason (in case you throw the receipt out or something) that they do that- so no one can steal your identity or money.

  28. Alex H

    oh, and also- in order to steal someone’s identity, you need their social security number. and im not sure why my other post wound up there 3 times..

  29. Alex H

    oh, and also- in order to steal someone’s identity, you need their social security number. and im not sure why my other post wound up there 3 times..

  30. Sim

    LOL@70

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