Heidi Montag fires Spencer as her manager

March 11th, 2010 // 79 Comments

Heidi Montag has fired Spencer Pratt as a manager and replaced him with a psychic healer. — I’m failing to see how this was a bad move. People reports:

Pratt, who has managed the couple since the day they met nearly five years ago – when Montag was 19 years old – is being replaced with a Malibu-based psychic named Aiden Chase, the reality star tells PEOPLE.
“After the incredible experiences I have had healing my life and truly connecting to my dreams with healer intuitive Aiden Chase, I have officially asked him to become my manager,” Montag says. “Having an intuitive psychic leading my team gives me an edge no one else has.”??
“No longer is my husband the face of my business or managing my career,” she adds. “I am going to have Aiden Chase help manage my new life and career in a very different and positive way with light and love. The time for change is now. Never mix business and pleasure. We are no longer Speidi but Spencer and Heidi.”

Of course, it’s obvious this Aiden Chase isn’t a real psychic because upon being offered the job, he didn’t put a gun in his mouth which anyone could tell you is the inevitable conclusion here. Shit, even I guessed it, and sometimes I forget to wear pants when I leave the house. That said, if this guy releases a statement announcing his client will one day be a vinyl couch, I think we have to agree he’s legit.

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  1. Leopold Peterson

    I love watching this slow motion train wreck! Never has narcissism been more deserving of the epic scale of tragedy occurring here.

  2. holy jeez, they are making these real dolls AMAZINGLY life life. you can’t get herpes from a plastic vag right?

  3. Willis

    One of them is fixing to go Star 80 on the other one, let’s just get it over with. They can just call the movie 80.

  4. Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about? SHAFT!

    @PunkA

    You made me throw up a little.

  5. Darth

    I’m looking into my Magic Mirror to foresee her future.Right at this moment i’d see an handsome,charismatic guy with keen eyes.His thick dark,shiny and wavy hair are striking.Not to mention his muscular and square jaws.When you meet him you must at once write him a check.

  6. Rhialto

    #55
    Is she going to meet Clark Gable doing work for the Red Cross or something!?

  7. Gando

    @55
    Did you see maybe a glimpse of a scarlet beast as well in that mirror?

  8. Eva

    That dress looks similar to the one in her “Funny or Die” vid.

  9. Bob

    I love her; I’d fuck her anytime, anyplace. I couldn’t fuck her brains out, b/c she doesn’t seem to have any…

  10. Dread not

    Holy shit, she’s a fembot! Cool. Just as long as she doesn’t have them nipple guns, though, them shits are dangerous. On second thought, “Heidi, let Spencer diddle your your tit knobs for a bit.”

  11. captain america

    Hire “Larry Flint” now!!

  12. Nero

    I think that just a simple decent pair of dentures could have replaced all those surgeries.

  13. Galtacticus

    Dentures-$50
    Surgeries-$25000

  14. Brian0523

    This dried-up cunt is still ugly! All the money in the world won’t change that.

  15. swizz

    pic #5

    that’s supposed to be the face of a 24 year old girl?

  16. cc

    Heidi, my cat’s litter needs cleaning. I think that’s a chore you can safely handle given your, uh, abilities. Then again, finding cat shit in my dryer would be gross, so maybe I had just better do it.

  17. mextex

    You know, I feel kinda bad for her. She’s obviously not a rocket surgeon. If this so called guidance expert she now made her manager convinced her to get so much surgery done he (and she) are fools (my apologies to the REAL psychics of the world who can tell me where that damn sock went when I did my last wash).

    How can she ever be taken seriously as an actress now that her breasts always arrive 2 minutes before she does.

    And another thing, why os it that every whack job always has to refer to airy fairy new age/religious love and bullshit anytime they try to and rationalize dumbass decisions?

  18. Me

    Of the psychic was real he would have known this was a bad idea.

  19. Eleven

    Someone stop this poor girls http://goodbyeimplants.com/heidi-montag

  20. It’s too late Heidi. You’re mutilated now. It’s all over. Nothing will help.

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  22. She is beautiful in anger.

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  27. boy, the angry mob has really turned on her, huh?

  28. so good. !!! Realy :))))

  29. cassandra

    i think if we look at the last picture, even if she is breaking up the manager/client relationship, and she may be fake, but she’s not faking it…that’s pure adoration on her face in the last picture and she can’t act that good….consider how badly she wants HIS babies (she could go to a sperm bank if having a kid is all she cares about) for some f’ed up reason, she really likes creepy-flesh-colored-beard-guy.

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