Heidi Montag fires Spencer as her manager

March 11th, 2010 // 79 Comments

Heidi Montag has fired Spencer Pratt as a manager and replaced him with a psychic healer. — I’m failing to see how this was a bad move. People reports:

Pratt, who has managed the couple since the day they met nearly five years ago – when Montag was 19 years old – is being replaced with a Malibu-based psychic named Aiden Chase, the reality star tells PEOPLE.
“After the incredible experiences I have had healing my life and truly connecting to my dreams with healer intuitive Aiden Chase, I have officially asked him to become my manager,” Montag says. “Having an intuitive psychic leading my team gives me an edge no one else has.”??
“No longer is my husband the face of my business or managing my career,” she adds. “I am going to have Aiden Chase help manage my new life and career in a very different and positive way with light and love. The time for change is now. Never mix business and pleasure. We are no longer Speidi but Spencer and Heidi.”

Of course, it’s obvious this Aiden Chase isn’t a real psychic because upon being offered the job, he didn’t put a gun in his mouth which anyone could tell you is the inevitable conclusion here. Shit, even I guessed it, and sometimes I forget to wear pants when I leave the house. That said, if this guy releases a statement announcing his client will one day be a vinyl couch, I think we have to agree he’s legit.

Photos: Getty
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  1. McFeely Smackup

    Just when we thought she couldn’t be any dumber.

    Hiring a fraud to replace a moron seems like a lateral move to me.

  2. Dufresne

    Should I care about this? What a waste of space.

  3. PunkA

    I’d toss her salad then give her the Blue Monkey.

  4. lettusaurus

    or the Cleveland Steamer. Followed by the Donkey Punch Bobsled

  5. ??

    how come none of the pics can get bigger

  6. GeneralEmergency

    Yeaaaa……

    Right.

    Like it’s really been -Spencer- who’s been holding you back all this time dearie.

    Heidi, sweetie… Did you ever consider the possibility that you’re not making the career advances that you want because you’re a shallow, talentless, dimwitted, inflatable sex toy of a human being living in a fantasy world of your own creation? A world that you insist must revolve around you?

    I actually took the three and a half minutes to listen you one of your songs the other day. All I could hear was a bank of computers working furiously to correct your pitch and obfuscate your lack of vocal talent.

    Time to apply at Arby’s, dear.

  7. PunkA

    How about a simple donkey bonk. She’d be great for that too.

  8. PunkA

    Hey, maybe this is step 1 of the choreographed divorce??? I bet ending Speidi is just the start to this contrived union.

    Bet Spencer is getting a donkey buster from his buddy as we speak. Douchebag.

  9. LOL @ her face in the last picture. WOW, just WOW.

  10. Richard McBeef

    I would give Heidi some arabian goggles then space dock Spencer.

  11. who dat

    Spencer needs to pound her anally and any other hole. Use her like a rag doll, then kick her to the curb.

  12. spaceyQQQ

    That chin, oh my god, that CHIN! She looks like Jaws from Moonraker.

  13. Rough from Barter town

    Erm I dont know about this. I would much prefer she goes with an accredited Dionne Warwick or something….

  14. BoredAtWork

    She is just gross with all the plastic surgery. Her skin has the texture of pleather pants that are two sizes to big. She’s a Pamela Anderson in the making…just imagine her in 15 years or so. Heidi’s face is already cut up and full of plastic. Pamela’s face is beginning to melt now and no amount of money can stop the effects of time (http://thesuperficial.com/2010/01/pamela_andersons_career_is_awe.php).

  15. Dumb Talentless Ho

    Shouldn’t a psychic know she has no future carear?

  16. dude

    it puts the lotion on it’s fake, plastic skin.

    IT DOES WHAT IT’S TOLD!

  17. guy

    Stupid fucking whore,

    please take a look at the first pic (or others, really) and notice how your face now looks like that huge chinned guy from Tango & Cash. In case you don’t know what a Tango & Cash is, the guy’s name is Robert Z’Dar.

    I hope you fucking die soon.

    Some guy.

  18. Jerr

    Heidi and Spencer are totally getting a divorce: http://bit.ly/9wnekE

    On another note… why does her face look so weird, like she’s perspiring under heavy makeup or has a rash or something? She seems to be wearing a lot less eyeliner, too, so all you really see is greasy tan and blond hair.

  19. snarkyscreenname

    she has pretty eyebrows…

    but then again, so do I

  20. Dank

    WTF? What career? You’re a plastic camera whore that will do anything for money I.e Marry Spencer Pratt. Oh you married him out of love? Thats cute. Not buying it. No one else would have him.

  21. Sport

    Why the fuck did she have to ask the Psychic to be her manager?
    Shouldn’t he just have ‘known’ he was?

    On a side note NOBODY other than the fame whore Kardashians make me sicker than Heidi and her Jay Leno face.

  22. SO RIGHT

    Couple of things Heidi:
    1) intuitive psychics and light beams does not sound like Christianity to me
    2) Did the intuitive psychic tell you to get the plastic surgery or Spencer? Whichever one supported that venture should be fired, immediately.
    3) You have no talent whatsoever, so changing managers probably isn’t going to help you.
    4) Spencer probably got as much money out of you as you’re going to get. Your 15 minutes might be up. So go to college or real estate school or something while you can still afford an education. I’m not kidding.

  23. justifiable

    I thought self-proclaimed and really devout practicing Christians like Heidi thought psychics were tools of Satan, and by attempting the see the future they were practicing witchcraft? Of course, many devout Christians are also walking around with DDD implants and enough stitches to qualify them as a human quilt, in between posing for Playboy, right? So don’t mind those massive hypocrisies…I mean, disconnects, there.

    Just another day spent serving the Lord. Whoops, I I meant “mammon”.

  24. Ron Old

    wow, her chin looks like a battering ram

  25. rien

    Ok, NOW she looks like herself again. Shoulda known- she probably has to get plastic surgery every couple of years to keep the chin in check, and then it grows back. Kinda like trimming the hedges.

  26. pimp

    i would still love to eat her worthless bleached asshole…

  27. Jimmy

    Besides all of the plastic surgery, instead of any liposuction, she underwent brainsuction, because there can’t be anything between her ears other than air… in fact, there may be a vacuum located in her head. I’d state, “dumber than a box of rocks,” but then the rocks would be insulted!

  28. SATAN

    what’s baffling and somewhat hilarious is that after all the work she’s had done, she STILL hasn’t targeted the only truly unattractive thing about her face……

    her chin.

  29. beep beep

    #29: As the surgery is settling in, her big jaw has clearly become quite apparent. See, the tragedy here is that even though they can saw and/or file down a big chin, getting a jaw reduction is major, MAJAH surgery–Heidi would have to be wired up and need to eat through a straw. I really feel bad for those big jawed/chinned people.

  30. arealcad

    She needs a good strawberry shortcake.

  31. dude

    #13 wins.

  32. Silencio

    She’s so fugly. I’m glad ppl like her exist so I can spit all my angry venom at them without ever feeling guilty about it. She calls herself a celebrity as many other cunts like her (Paris, Lindsay, the Kardashians, Kendra, ….). I guess that fame and money excuse the need for any talent after all…

    And yes – saw that HUGE chin of yours.

  33. Robot

    Can someone tell me what career she has. I really can’t think of it.

  34. jumpin_j

    Wait, she has a TEAM??? Who, the Oakland Raiders?

  35. Footclan

    Yes she is ugly, incredibly stupid and annoying…but she does have great fake tits.

  36. johny67

    well one good thing can come out of this hopefully…. we will get to see her naked now ; p

  37. neptune

    Does ANYONE still think she looks better than before? Anyone?

    She just looks like a gross, faker, older version of her old self. That’s it. If she wasn’t such a vapid, talentless attention whore, I might even feel sorry for her.

  38. bar room hero

    She looks like a transsexual.

    Possibly replaced???

  39. PunkA

    Her make-up is horrible. Makes her look really bad. With the right make up she look awesome.

    I;d poke her in every hole.

    BLUE MONKEY!

  40. Do_FreeBird

    Who is this woman? She doesn’t look anything like Heidi Montag. Heidy was at least pretty if vapid. These are just a bunch of good looking parts put together. When joined together, they are not very pleasing to the eye.

  41. Do_FreeBird

    She does have a nice rack though. Real Porn star tits.

  42. v-tard

    Wow, pic4. Excellent plastic.

  43. Lawd have mercy What happened to that FACE!

  44. Kelley

    Picture #8 grosses me right out, just plain grosses me out … yuck. I cannot see how ANYONE could find this attractive or sexy; it’s a bunch of plastic under the skin. What a fucking fool.

  45. Fuxy

    Spencer looks like a grown up Chuckie doll. *shudder*
    At least it goes with the doll theme, Heidi’s only purpose being to get straight drilled in her plastic cunt, I bet she had beef curtains removed. Next we’ll see her in Playboy with a hacked up pussy splayed open

  46. That ain’t no lie. She’s looking less and less than what she originally looked like, and really…there wasn’t anything wrong with her in the first place. She must really have rock bottom self esteem if she’s so unhappy with herself. How sad. Not only that, if you have little to no talent, all the plastic surgery in the world won’t help you.

  47. Hi Guy’s,
    Spencer needs to pound her anally and any other hole. Use her like a rag doll, then kick her to the curb.

  48. WTH

    She has as much plastic as a Barbie doll but is dumber and looks even uglier

  49. Heidiisafuckhead

    Her right nostril is fricken HUGE compared to her left one. MJ nose #2 here we come!

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