Heidi Montag finds happiness with fake breasts

September 26th, 2007 // 153 Comments
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Heidi Montag confirmed that she had breast augmentation and rhinoplasty surgery in April. For those of you keeping score at home, Heidi got implants and a nose job. The reality star gave an exclusive interview to Us Magazine about the experience:

On why she had surgery:
“I’ve always been very insecure about my body. My whole life, I looked at my chest and was like, OK, they’re going to grow. This is my year! And it never happened. I was less than an A-cup. I wore pushup bras, which cut into my skin. If I was with a guy and there was a girl next to me with big boobs, I would be like, Oh, my God, he’s looking at her!”

On being teased about her appearance:
People would say, “You have such a big nose!” And they’d make fun of me for being so flat, and say mean boy things, like, “If you nailed two nails in a board, they would be bigger than you are.” I was tormented. And when I was older, I’d want to be intimate, but I’d feel insecure. My boyfriends always had bigger chests than I did!”

On going under the knife:
“But surgery is a very big deal. Right before I went in, I was like, What if I don’t wake up? Oh, this is scary. Then I thought, I don’t care. If I don’t wake up, it’s worth it. I just wanted it so badly.”

Okay, no one ever told me The Hills taught people moral lessons. I’ll still never watch it, but it’s good to know positive messages are being sent to young girls. Either have great breasts or get elective surgery that you might not wake up from. I’m practically crying that such a pure, wholesome example is being set. Bless you, Heidi Montag. Bless your large fake breasts and skewed world view.

Note: If you completely missed the sarcasm above, it’s time to lay off the reefer and think about getting a job. No rush though. Make sure you click on a few ads first. You know what; on second thought forget what I said. Light up and enjoy some fine gossip. You earned it.

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  1. Me

    whoa! I just looked at a pic of heidi pre surgery, and she was way cuter before she messed up her nose! why would she do that????

  2. # 101… Let me get this correct… did you just say She can sing???

    Clearly you have not hear her pre- studio shop fix up!! She did an impromptu performance at this same very birthday bash for herself (in which- hmm funny how around the celebration and her cake- you dont see any friends, celebrating your birthday with a douche sporting a blond porn star stasche is not hot) She sucks at singing and sounds like a whiny mousey robot. Clearly you are a captain save a hoe… Shall i tighten your cape?

  3. Boogie

    Those aren’t boobs, they’re lies!!

  4. Katiiie

    i LOVE how there is NO ONE else in any of the pics of her birthday ‘party’…a little friendless, heidi?

  5. Katiiie

    i LOVE how there is NO ONE else in any of the pics of her birthday ‘party’…a little friendless, heidi?

  6. Wow katiiiie- really quick to pick up on something i pointed out in post 101… I swear sometimes people dont read this site… Witty comments come from originality….

  7. Wow katiiiie- really quick to pick up on something i pointed out in post 101… I swear sometimes people dont read this site… Witty comments come from originality….

  8. Katiiie

    sorry for ze double posting

  9. isitin

    By the way, who the hell is she???????????.

  10. Newman

    Wow, great posts today! Some points I must repeat and others I must add to: Blondes can be either so pretty…or…SO BORING. Guess which one she is? Plain, plain, plain. Other than the Tori Spelling thing, she’s in the mold of looking exactly the same as about 10 million other girls. I can’t believe how many people with okay and unique noses mess them up with surgery, while so many with BAD ones claim to be SO beautiful. Tits are a dime a dozen. They’re all shapes, sizes, skin tones, etc.,…throw in the nipples and areolas and there are millions of combinations. Stuffing implants into lean tissue makes a ricockulous looking breast, ala Posh Spice. Even those with just nipples for hooters can be given orgasms with the proper foreplay. Men look at ALL women. Just because a chick with bigger jugs is only at first more noticeable, guys will look at the cute, small-breasted chick next to her JUST AS MUCH if not more. Attraction is about SO MANY things, and every one of them is different for every individual. I like the whole package, so I gotta really rip on her nasty-ass feet. Why get a boob and nose job and not take care of the peds?!?! Something that is basically 100% free and can be taken care of yourself, including wearing the RIGHT SIZED shoes. Dum Dum DUMB. Oh yeah, and great call on the idiotic non-approved blonde brillo pad porn beard. His facial hair is perfect for his personality, and those guys always end up getting beat up badly, so better keep your eyes peeled, Spency Boy.

  11. marme

    Hey at least she admits it…unlike everyone else in hollywood.

  12. whatever

    Why the fuck didn’t Little House on the Prairie have deep, moral messages like this. All they had were shit episodes about family and doing the right thing. Never even ONE episode about getting breast implants for the good of the world.

    Fuck that shit.

  13. Chloe

    no engagment ring? did they call it off? i wisssshhhh!

  14. danicalifornia

    does anyone know where she got the ring she’s wearing in this photo? http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/09/0926_heidi_montag_birthday_07.jpg

    i want one!!

  15. dude

    Well shit. Here we go again, one less tiny-tittied, big nosed broad for me to go after. I’d never fuck her now. Sorry babe, but you wasted twenty grand. Guys still won’t like you.

  16. HuzzaNations

    Horsefaced.

  17. z

    what a stupid cunt rag.

  18. asdfsaf

    now she has ugly bags for tits.

    you can’t make a AA cup look good with implants.
    they just look like balloons.

  19. i want plastic surgery too!!!!

  20. NICE SOCKS

    How has no one realized or commented that Spencer Pratt is wearing NIKE socks with his GUCCI loafers?

    http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/09/0926_heidi_montag_birthday_03.jpg

  21. boo2

    It’s a shame she can’t do anything about that massive chin . . .

  22. Conky

    I liked her with no ta-ta’s and that unaltered nose. Dang, now she looks like every other retard in ho-wood.

  23. Blondamnation

    Thank you, #76, for finally commenting on the real pathetic part of the picture-Spencer!
    I swear I want to run him over with my Mercedes. (yes, I’m blonde, prettier than Heidi before and after her $20k self-esteem fix surgery, and have a Mercedes. Oh and I’m a girl, and I’m American….!!) Hate me now!

    51,85,86,I personally don’t like seeing your graphic-stupid “dick” comments. Go to a porn site and get off..stop ruining this one with your gross fantasy world. You guys pretend to think t’s funny but I don’t know any guys that would write all that crap so often. Don’t they have lonely-guy sites for that?

    It offends my eyes to read a post hoping it’s funny and have to visualize your gross boy dreams.
    But they’re real….and they’re spectacular.

  24. Fiji

    Who the fuck is she?

  25. Did anyone notice the Douche Bags socks? Who wears 300.00 shoes with nike socks? This guy.

    when are idiots going to stop being treated as celebrities?

  26. freakwad

    well, on a side note… and speaking of all this drama, has anyone ever visited http://www.mydeathspace.com ?? their forum is CHOCK FULL of drama

  27. Erka

    man wtf is this? where are the cross dressing pictures of Oscar De’Lahoya hahaha now thats entertainment… this bitch is just stupid.

  28. bob

    114, i would guess at Claire’s or a gumball machine at Walmart.

  29. theShizaan

    I’d actually pay money to see Spencer punched square in the face.

  30. Poopie Hidi

    Wheres Heidi’s fake engagement ring?

  31. D. Richards

    First off, why are these people “celebrities”? That show The Hills, nothing but mentally handicapped-pseudo-wannabe celebrities. I’ve seen better acting on dates. Secondly, Rhinoplasty was worth accidently dying on the operating table? Fuck, how misguided is that? I’ve got a big nose too, but ya’ know what I do about it? I fucking deal with it like a rational adult. That being said, there’s nothing wrong with a little breast augmentation. Ladies, you could always be just a smidge bigger. Fact.

  32. flapping labia

    123 Blondamnation, truly pretty girls don’t need to tell others that they’re pretty. So eat my diarrhea, snatch-face! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  33. taterhater

    it’s funny how she never got any of this or mentioned it until she started dating Spencer. so she found a boyfriend she apparently loves so much and STILL felt compelled to get a butchered nose and tits? oh, please.

  34. The Regulator

    That chick’s face is longer than Sarah Jessica Parker’s. Why does she always have it tilted to weird fucking angles? And I always find it funny to watch skeletons with mangled toenails dance. This bitch is so goofy looking, she wasted all that money on surgery.

  35. sirob

    I don’t care about that show; had it explained from “Hogan knows best”; his daughter watched it and he tried to connect to her; Who knows if that Heidi is a spoiled bitch;?? the only fact we can comment on is her looks and I actually think she looks damn hot. Of course good looking girls tend to develop a certain kind of behavior but who are we to judge?

    If you really are that superficial to judge her by her chin or surgeries your not better than what you try to blame on her.

  36. Zoey Lund

    Who?

  37. thedarktruth

    Are these pictures taken after the surgery?
    If so she needs to get the fuck back in to that hospital and do something about that enormous fucking growth on her face with nostrils in it and get some fucking tits while she’s in there. Asshole.

  38. zsa

    Dude’s ugly. But she looks great! If I had less than an A cup I’d get a boob job too.

    Who are these people??

  39. boo

    Bitch has no lips, that will be the next thing she gets “fixed”

  40. erka

    every one has their opinion.even if you dont agree with it so STFU

  41. Jen

    says the guy who in the first story was making fun of beautiful Kate Hudson for having small breasts.
    Are you a hipocrite? Yes I think so

  42. Sarah

    SAD! This loser has no concept of suffering going on in the world. Who the fuck talks like this??? She needs a BITCH SLAP!!

  43. stephieraye

    She still looks like a horse. Maybe even more so now.
    Team Lauren!

  44. Lana

    Where is her engagement ring… or did I miss something???

  45. melcran

    Hello to comment 141. I agree, first he/she complains about Kate Hudson’s lack of boobs, but then complains that Heidi got a boob job.
    I swear WOMEN just can’t win. Damned if you do and damned if you DONT!!
    The women that say they don’;t believe in boob jobs, have normal to large size boobs. If you have not walked in their shoes, YOU don;t know, so step off!!

    NOSE JOBS= If I was to get one you would complain and If I don’t you make fun of my big nose, Like I said before, damned if you do……

  46. 45 – maybe you should spend more of your time learning how to spell, and stop resorting to internet-speak.

  47. Claudia

    She was WAY cuter and unique with her original nose. Not only now she looks more generic, but the small nose only emphasizes her chin by comparison. I can’t believe she worried more about the nose which was proportional for her long face.

    I also had a severe self esteem problem, but then I landed a boyfriend who managed to lift it up and make me feel good about myself. I guess that bloke on the pic is not doing his job well!

  48. Karina in T.O

    AAAHHH, what a couple of DOUCHE-BAGS! “I didn’t care if I woke up”. Oye, WTF kind on an example are you to other stupid, superficial little girls who would rather die that live without big fake soon to be hard as rocks and disfigured boobies! Did anyone tell her they’re not there for life? She’ll need more operations…scar tissue…Heeelllllooooo.

    And WHY oh WHY are these to asshats engaged! WTF is it with people getting engaged as if they’re ordering a drink??!. Marriage is supposed to be a life long commitment, not just something you do for a few years….these two twats won’t even make it to the alter! And I call them both twats because really…..look at him? Wank.

  49. Kelly

    omg people have got to stop posting stuff about heidi
    shes soo annoying and totally brainwashedd!!!
    ive had enough of this d-list celebrity that just wants her 5 minutes of famee

  50. TANDOR

    Someone needs to skullfuck Heidi Montag…Until she dies.

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