Heidi Montag confirmed that she had breast augmentation and rhinoplasty surgery in April. For those of you keeping score at home, Heidi got implants and a nose job. The reality star gave an exclusive interview to Us Magazine about the experience:
On why she had surgery:
“I’ve always been very insecure about my body. My whole life, I looked at my chest and was like, OK, they’re going to grow. This is my year! And it never happened. I was less than an A-cup. I wore pushup bras, which cut into my skin. If I was with a guy and there was a girl next to me with big boobs, I would be like, Oh, my God, he’s looking at her!”
On being teased about her appearance:
People would say, “You have such a big nose!” And they’d make fun of me for being so flat, and say mean boy things, like, “If you nailed two nails in a board, they would be bigger than you are.” I was tormented. And when I was older, I’d want to be intimate, but I’d feel insecure. My boyfriends always had bigger chests than I did!”
On going under the knife:
“But surgery is a very big deal. Right before I went in, I was like, What if I don’t wake up? Oh, this is scary. Then I thought, I don’t care. If I don’t wake up, it’s worth it. I just wanted it so badly.”
Okay, no one ever told me The Hills taught people moral lessons. I’ll still never watch it, but it’s good to know positive messages are being sent to young girls. Either have great breasts or get elective surgery that you might not wake up from. I’m practically crying that such a pure, wholesome example is being set. Bless you, Heidi Montag. Bless your large fake breasts and skewed world view.
Note: If you completely missed the sarcasm above, it’s time to lay off the reefer and think about getting a job. No rush though. Make sure you click on a few ads first. You know what; on second thought forget what I said. Light up and enjoy some fine gossip. You earned it.
veggi | September 26, 2007 at 2:01 pm
FIRST!
lentista | September 26, 2007 at 2:01 pm
first ……teehehe
lentista | September 26, 2007 at 2:02 pm
hahaha you beat me …damn it
miggs | September 26, 2007 at 2:03 pm
Pic 7: possessed people drinking urine.
marie e. | September 26, 2007 at 2:04 pm
i agree with her, its sites like these that make fun of celebreties for having no breasts or being to fat. I had a boob job for the same reason, i used to never take off my shirt when i was with a guy, not even if he was my boyfriend. I was completely bitter and I know exactly how she feels, shes just telling the truth
Smoke&Mirrors | September 26, 2007 at 2:06 pm
Does anyone notice she’s not wearing her wedding ring? What happened to it?
dr phil | September 26, 2007 at 2:10 pm
marie, you could have just said “I’m shallow.” Lot fewer words.
Barry LeFarge | September 26, 2007 at 2:10 pm
Nice call on the bigger rack. Definitely adds some character to her.
Tits McGee | September 26, 2007 at 2:12 pm
*I WISH SHE HAD NEVER WOKEN UP FROM THAT FUCKING SURGURY!*
She thinks she is “tortured”? That bitch better fuck off. This little kid is tortured:
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/08/22/iraq.boy/index.html
I hope Heidi Montag is at least ignored until she feels like she is being fucking tortured.
She is the reason why people all over the world hate us.
Brat121874 | September 26, 2007 at 2:15 pm
She should have been focused and paid any amount of money to get herself a personality and some morals.instead now all she has is new boobs and new nose and um Spencer…can we all say Loohoosa
SHE SUX | September 26, 2007 at 2:16 pm
having not tits at all is not a good thing for when you get the implants they look super fake like they could burst they are so tight. if you have small boobs, but alil flesh there, the implant will look more real and attractive.
that being said i don’t think of implants as breasts. i dont like them at all. big boobs are THAT important, just hopefully you have SOME boobs. too big can look ugly sometimes anyways… like this woman i saw on cops last night.. that was nasty. natural full Bs to Cs look best nakes … IMO.
SHE SUX | September 26, 2007 at 2:17 pm
whoops NOT THAT
Jimbo | September 26, 2007 at 2:18 pm
Dumb move. The boyish look was really working for her. I know it sure as hell was working for me
combustion8 | September 26, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Look its Mr. Ed and an ewok!!
daniel tosh | September 26, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Now her outside matches her inside. Fake.
Cholo O'Conner | September 26, 2007 at 2:20 pm
Oh, and talk about an insecure whore. “WAHHHH… MY BOOBS ARE SMALLER THAN MY BOYFRIENDS’ … WAHHHH…HE’S LOOKING AT SOMEONE ELSE INSTEAD OF ME.”
try getting a personality, hon.
wza | September 26, 2007 at 2:21 pm
i wonder if she realizes how ‘donna martin’ that chin of hers is. big tits and a new nose won’t shrink that thing down. holy crap, she looks like jay leno.
Youssif's my hero. | September 26, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Awww @ #9, that’s Youssif! I love following his story, and am so glad that people practically begged CNN to set up a way so that they could all give and fund his trip to the US for reconstructive surgery. That poor, poor boy. I hope everything works out for him here, and that his recovery isn’t too painful.
It’s very pitiful that 90% of women are actually this insecure though — Heidi’s no exception. Women mutilate their bodies in order to get men’s approval, they read countless articles in Cosmo on how to make men love them, they starve themselves, they cannibalize each other to boost their own egos — they’re hopeless. They just can’t live without male attention. It’s too bad because usually the only attention they end up getting is from greaseballs like Spencer Pratt. I can’t believe I know that asshole’s name. He looks like a serial killer.
p girl | September 26, 2007 at 2:25 pm
Too bad she can’t get a brain implant. Then she wouldn’t have to suffer through being made fun of for being such a shallow dumb bitch.
Tits McGee | September 26, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Thanks @ #18, Youssif’s my hero
I hope they can help him with all the surgery… If anyone needs help, it’s him.
American women are completely, totally pathetic, and retarded. I know. I was born here, and I have witnessed the most asinine things ever. I was raised by a Cuban woman, and we don’t believe shit like boobs and nose jobs are the way to go unless you’ve had breast cancer or need a nose job to breathe or repair it after a bad wreck of some kind.
Tits McGee | September 26, 2007 at 2:28 pm
And let me go back to say that, you can get the cheapest plastic surgery in Cuba, where 1 in 4 people are medical doctors because there is nothing else to do in an oppressive regime.
And furthermore, since I’m on a tear today, I wish Heidi has to wait in line for milk and bread one of these days…that way she can think about her boobs while she stands in line for basic services.
DickMatters | September 26, 2007 at 2:36 pm
Thank you Heidi for being proof for whatI’ve been saying all only. Nothing matters in this life except the Dick. No girl on earth has any qualities worth mentioning if the biggest dick in the room isn’t standing at attention for you. In this life only Dick Matters.
Oops, I crapped my pants! | September 26, 2007 at 2:37 pm
Is that a suicide scar on right wrist in pic #7?
Violet Sin | September 26, 2007 at 2:37 pm
I agree with the others that Montag is a shallow, needy whiner. That whole thing about wondering if her boyfriend is looking at other women? wow, she must be a joy to date.
But, not all American women think that way! Hell, I do pin-up/fetish videos and photos for a living, and I’ve never felt the slightest urge to get any sort of plastic surgery. And I’m not some genetic Barbie, either. 100% real, not perfect girl.
There are plenty of women who are confident with their bodies the way that they are. I just wish that insecure morons would keep their mouths shut; she is most definitely part of the problem.
no1justminda | September 26, 2007 at 2:37 pm
All she needs now is a personality!
Tits McGee | September 26, 2007 at 2:37 pm
Let me also say that I am a doctor. A cuban raised doctor which makes me not completely, totally pathetic, and retarded. The only thing I need worked on is my big mouth, and relaying fact based information. Other than that, I’m definately better than all of you. Except Jimbo.
Jimbo | September 26, 2007 at 2:39 pm
I love the taste of Dick Matter.
liz | September 26, 2007 at 2:40 pm
where is the engagement ring?
Texas Tranny | September 26, 2007 at 2:41 pm
ok, I’ll say it………………..her dress is fucking ugly and out of date (60′s)
Ange | September 26, 2007 at 2:45 pm
If she has the money to get elective surgery, why is she wearing shoes that are at least a full size too big for her? Go buy some shoes that fit and quit borrowing out of your brother the Tranny’s closet.
BadassFred | September 26, 2007 at 2:45 pm
I’m not going to bash her for getting fake boobies…It’s her money and her risk. I feel bad that people think they need that stuff though. If you’re scared your boyfriend isn’t going to want you because you have small tits, how are you going to deal with getting older? I bet when she’s 40 she’s going to start getting a lot of freaky bad plastic surgery.
Moral of my post: Someone who doesn’t want you without fake tits and a fake nose probably isn’t going to take care of you when you’re ill or stick by you if you get disfigured in an accident.
Andrea Sara | September 26, 2007 at 2:46 pm
I noticed the ring was missing too. I wonder…
Quagmire | September 26, 2007 at 2:48 pm
I think the moral of the story is: you don’t have to get plastic surgery if you’re willing to do amazingly insane things with your butt. Sexual things. Heidi, you should have concentrated on your heiny. Everybody would have forgotten all about your skeeter bites.
Oops, I crapped my pants! | September 26, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Nice sex hole #24.
Texas Tranny | September 26, 2007 at 2:52 pm
@33,
You’d be amazed at what my tight ass has done for me.
And of course, sucking cocks, helps.
freakwad | September 26, 2007 at 2:54 pm
spencer looks like he’s got semen spread out all around his mouth. i hate his face.
Bam | September 26, 2007 at 3:04 pm
31, sad part was, her daddy or Spencer probably paid for it.
I never noticed that her boobs weren’t even an A cup. Hey Heidi, I doubt anyone notices, because once they see your mug, they keep moving to the next girl.
PunkA | September 26, 2007 at 3:06 pm
Who is she again and why should I care?
Put a banana in her and shut her up already.
Philshack | September 26, 2007 at 3:07 pm
I hope she dies in a fire. And her feet are ugly too.
F minus.
Jimbo | September 26, 2007 at 3:09 pm
OK so where are the fake tits? If she paid for those she should ask for her money back
igroovin | September 26, 2007 at 3:10 pm
she’s a smart one.
combustion8 | September 26, 2007 at 3:12 pm
oh god her feet are disgusting! I nearly puked!
ROFL AT THIS | September 26, 2007 at 3:12 pm
ORIGINALLY POSTED BY VIOLET SIN
I agree with the others that Montag is a shallow, needy whiner. That whole thing about wondering if her boyfriend is looking at other women? wow, she must be a joy to date.
But, not all American women think that way! Hell, I do pin-up/fetish videos and photos for a living, and I’ve never felt the slightest urge to get any sort of plastic surgery. And I’m not some genetic Barbie, either. 100% real, not perfect girl.
There are plenty of women who are confident with their bodies the way that they are. I just wish that insecure morons would keep their mouths shut; she is most definitely part of the problem.
dont ever talk about another persons appearance when this is what YOU look
like
http://www.sexyvioletsin.com/images/PICT0025.jpg dont click that unless you want nightmares,
so much for making fun of reality tv whores when you are actually one
UGH that pictures is horrible
LL | September 26, 2007 at 3:13 pm
Eh, I don’t even care enough to insult her (but care enough to type, I guess). It’s hard to fault someone for doing what millions of other dummies around the world have already done. At least fake boobs are a tip-off to the rest of us that we needn’t bother talking to you, or we’ll have to hear all about your fake boobs and what procedure you’re saving up for next. “51% sweetheart, 49% bitch” t-shirts are also a good way to tell that the person wearing it should be avoided at all times. Keep on labeling yourselves, ladies, to prove how empowered you are. And I’ll keep walking quickly in the opposite direction.
ROFL AT YOU GUYS | September 26, 2007 at 3:14 pm
and i honestly this is how you people spend yoru lives, ive read the horribly pathetic comments on here once and thought never again, until he footnoted the post
leave this people alone you fucking ugly hypocrites
Jimbo | September 26, 2007 at 3:17 pm
Just kidding, I don’t care about tits. Where are her testicles?
Jules | September 26, 2007 at 3:18 pm
(@ROFL AT YOU GUYS)
ENGLISH motherfucker! Do-you-speak-it???
teddy | September 26, 2007 at 3:18 pm
@45 is this how you spend your life? commenting on other peoples comments… you’re pathetic.
MarryMe#24 | September 26, 2007 at 3:18 pm
Violet Sin…I have been trying to get Dita Von Teese to marry me in a different string but all she does is accuse me of stalking. Will you marry me? I think making fetish videos in a natural body is the way to go. Let’s you and I get together and lick each others toes.
Tits McCholo | September 26, 2007 at 3:21 pm
And as a Cuban Doctor, I performed Heidi’s surgery. I think she looks good, huh? She looks like a little princess! *WINK!*