Heidi Montag files for separation

By: The Superficial / June 8, 2010

Because they might as well have worn “April Fools!” shirts during their staged photo shoots last week, Heidi Montag filed for separation from Spencer Pratt today. TMZ reports:

Heidi did not file divorce papers. The legal significance of legal separation is that her earnings will become her separate property from the date of separation. Heidi lists the date of separation as today, June 8.
Interesting … under the section, “community assets and debts,” Heidi wrote, “No such assets or debts.” It’s unclear if Heidi and Spencer have a prenup which keeps their assets separate, or if they’re broke.

Of course this was the only move Heidi and Spencer had left after every single person around them came forward to call their “break-up” a stunt for their new reality show. That said, I still don’t know who the fuck’s buying this. I didn’t even believe their wedding was real until I found out they weren’t having sex. It’s hard to ignore that kind of evidence. “Absolutely zero fucking, you say? My God, they are married…”

Heidi Montag: The Sadness Photos – 6.2.2010
Spencer Pratt: The Assclown Photos – 6.3.2010