Heidi Montag gets political

April 2nd, 2008 // 311 Comments

At long last Heidi Montag has endorsed a candidate for president. Us Weekly has the exclusive news on who America’s phoniest belle wants to lead our country to greatness:

“I’m a Republican and McCain has a lot of experience,” she explains.
What Pratt, 24, warned her about making an endorsement, Montag replied, “I don’t think anyone cares who Heidi Montag votes for.”

Now I know this isn’t a political site and I’m not here to make comments such as “Oh, wow, a rich white blonde with fake tits and the IQ of a Frosted Mini Wheat votes Republican. Who saw that coming?” That’s not my bag. What is my bag is providing photo retrospectives like the one I included with this post. I present to you Heidi Montag: Feminist Icon, Political Jugs-ernaut. Vote stupidly big, America!

NOTE: I’m moving to Denmark.

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  1. bigjb

    Ok, I don’t read this site for political alertness. Do I like Heidi? No. Would I bang her? Yes. Do I care about her endorsement? No. Remeber when Mary Carey said she was a Republican? Didn’t think so…so anyway, Obama has no experience and Clinton is a douche…and both are fucking lawyers…which we don’t need in the Whitehouse. If you think things will get better w/ a dem in office, think again, cause we have a dem controlled house and senate and they both are fucked and fucked up. I doubt any of you took poli sci in college

  2. Keating 5

    Ript, McCain was one of the Keating 5. He is a crook. Surprise, surprise, surprise!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keating_Five

  3. #52 no, but I can spell..

  4. Sambo the Ass Pirate

    she has some sort of alien trying to burst out of her shin. This could explain lots.

  5. penpal

    leave it up to a superficial, brain-dead bimbo to rattle off cliches about mccain’s “experience” without knowing exactly what that is. what a load. people like her should lose the right to vote.

  6. Republican Tools

    Hey 52. You took a course and read what a book or two or three or four or five and now you are an expert on politics? Certainly you are aware of the criminal nature of your party? And sure the dems as well. They all suck. We the people have no valid choices (Ron Paul didn’t stand a chance in Hell) and that is the way that …”THEY” want it.

    And if you have read anything since your esteemed days in college while majoring in Scumbaggery with a minor in Applied Douche-water Chemistry I am sure you know who “THEY” are.

    And if you did not come here to read political comments posted by others than…DON’T READ THEM!!!! Moron

  7. Grunion

    Time to ship this thing off to the rendering plant.

  8. veggi

    blah blah blah. All politicians are as honest as Heidi is clever and intriguing..

    Sambo! That’s what happens when you wear tinfoil and bunny ears.. Far out maaaaan..

  9. lily

    now THAT was a funny post :)

  10. amle

    At least she isnt an Obama supporter
    If you want to generalize, in other words:
    begging for handouts
    greasy haired
    tree hugger
    America hater
    lies
    trailer trash
    pot smoker

  11. Kelsi

    I’m totally writing in Ron Paul!!!!! I don’t think any real republicans support John McCain it’s more of the uninformed ones that do.

  12. nipolian

    #53 – So was John Glenn……you know…..the astronaut……the American hero. If I remember correctly both John Glenn and John McCain were acquitted in that investigation. BTW – the three senators that were found guilty were all Democrats. Brilliant example.

  13. Rat

    I guess she has some brains after all.
    MCain is the only reasonable choice between a muslim terrorist plant, and an abused housewife.

  14. Meaghan

    I agree with the last post on McCain. I think he should get checked out by a doctor. If it is depression then it can be treated, which will really help.

    Being unable to get out of bed does not sound like laziness to me. It is a pretty common symptom of depression though , and of them republicans.

    Just take little steps – but I totally agree with the others. If you can get up, have a shower, get dressed and get outside it will help. Exercise is also very good for depression (if that’s what it is) – just taking a walk, even if it’s a short one.

    I have had times this year when I’ve found it hard to leave the house – I am a real homebody, and I think it is my coping mechanism. But I find when I do it, I do feel a lot better about myself. I did wonder for a while if I had depression, but I think it was more to do with a lot of changes I was coping with this year. I have had a small setback, but I am still working on it.

    But please go and talk to your GP. It could be any number of things – but I would be very surprised if it were laziness LOL

  15. amle

    Demon-crats HATE America

  16. Meaghan

    plus i will vote McCain anyhow cos i need my gun lol

  17. sierra

    I don’t know why I am shocked, I just can’t believe she keeps making me hate her even more, and I didn’t think this was possible. Someone please make sure she never breeds. Pleaseeee

  18. veggi

    Did she refer to herself in the 3rd person? She should really shut her mouth when she talks..

  19. The Laughing G-d

    @49: Meaghan gets some interesting Meaghan trolls.

  20. adeliza

    She looks like Tori Spelling

  21. At least if Heidi was President you could picture her naked. Put a bag over her head and she is doable after 3 or 4 beers. Can anyone picture Hilary naked without wanting to poke thier eyes out with tooth picks??

    My vote is for Heidi!!

  22. veggi

    I vote for Meaeagheahan..

  23. I vote for a new post!!

  24. amle

    “The government lied about inventing the HIV virus as a means of genocide against people of color. Governments lie. ” this is what Barack Hussein Obama believes.

    ” The government gives them the drugs, built bigger prisons, passes a three strike law, and then wants us to sing God bless America. No, no, no, not God bless America! God damn America — that’s in the Bible — for killing innocent people. God damn America, for treating her citizens as less than human. God damn America, as long as she pretends to act like she is God, and she is supreme. The United States government has failed the vast majority of her citizens of African descent.” this is what Barack Hussein Obama believes.

    “for the first time in my adult life I am proud of my country” this is what Michelle Obama believes.

  25. #63

    The 2 repubs got acquited yeah nice and you should be proud.
    I hope all you idiots like the debt from your Iraqi Holocaust – oh wait – only Jews get Holocausted (Shoa is it in God-speak?) cuz God likes them guys and not us and we aint got no souls and are only Goyim animals and stuff. We really aren’t humans either. Torture, spying on US citizens, wars and wars and wars and maybe some more wars and wars and wars and killing and murder and rape and plunder and torture and debt and a good strong Israel and lots of little Mexicans and lots more later on. The privitization of the pentagon leadership muah ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! WAR!!!!!!
    Yeah you people should be proud. BIG FAT OIL is sure gettin rich off you little crooks eh? And Your wartime pres sure is a smart one eh??? wink wink

  26. Donkey Punch

    Experience at what exactly? Getting himself caught by the enemy and then collaborating with them? If so then yes he has lots of experience.

    http://www.vietnamveteransagainstjohnmccain.com/

  27. amle

    “The government lied about inventing the HIV virus as a means of genocide against people of color. Governments lie. ” this is what Barack Hussein Obama believes.

    ” The government gives them the drugs, built bigger prisons, passes a three strike law, and then wants us to sing God bless America. No, no, no, not God bless America! God damn America — that’s in the Bible — for killing innocent people. God damn America, for treating her citizens as less than human. God damn America, as long as she pretends to act like she is God, and she is supreme. The United States government has failed the vast majority of her citizens of African descent.” this is what Barack Hussein Obama believes.

    “for the first time in my adult life I am proud of my country” this is what Michelle Obama believes.

    THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRATS BELIEVE

  28. HuckyDucky

    And now…. I like Heidi.

    And a big “Fuck You” to the Superficial writer. Even though he is hilarious.

  29. Groucho

    Thank you Heidi, in you the Republicans finally have a spokesperson that’s more intelligent than 99% of the rest of the party.

  30. KillMONTAG

    shit I just got it – she looks like a younger version of that other ugly rich fake blonde Tori Spelling. Although I suspect Tori Spelling is not that dumb.

  31. OIL & DEBT & WAR

    ok asslicks, is your country better off after Bush or Worse?

  32. amle

    How does Barack Hussein Obama vote?
    present
    Why oh why would he vote that way???????????????????????

  33. Groucho

    #82, amazingly there are people in this country, about 1/3 of the voters, who believe Bush is doing a good job. I know, they’re obviously insane, but they are somehow able to vote. That’s the scary part – they think THIS is how America is when it’s doing good. I shudder to think how America would be when it’s doing bad in their world.

  34. amle

    I cant even imagine why a democrat would vote for Barack Hussein Obama. He doesnt have an ounce of experience. If I had to vote democrat, Hillary would get my vote. I am also not a McCain supporter. Dont really have a horse in the race at this time. But Barack??????????? omg LOL no way

  35. sweets

    brainless twit

  36. nipolian

    #76 – Let me share some stats with you dumbfuck:

    MILITARY DEATHS FOR TWENTY SIX YEARS

    These are some rather eye-opening facts: Since the start of
    the war on terror in Iraq and Afghanistan ,the sacrifice has been enormous. In the time period from the invasion of Iraq in March 2003 through now, we have lost over 3000 military personnel to enemy action and accidents. As tragic as the loss of any member of the US Armed Forces is, consider
    the following statistics:

    The annual fatalities of military members while actively
    serving in the armed forces from 1980 through 2006:

    1980 ………. 2,392
    1981 ……… 2,380
    1984 …….. 1,999
    1988 …….. 1,819
    1989 …….. 1,636
    1990 ……… 1,508
    1991 ………. 1,787
    1992 ………. 1,293—————————————————-
    1993 ……… 1,213
    1994 ……….. 1,075
    1995 ………2,465
    1996 ……… 2,318 8 Clinton years< /B> @13,417 deaths
    1997 ………. 817
    1998 ……… 2,252
    1999 ………. 1,984 ————————————————-
    2000 …….. 1,983
    2001 ………. 890
    2002 ……… 1,007 7 BUSH years @ 9,016 deaths
    2003 …….. 1,410
    2004 ………. 1,887
    2005 ……… 919
    2006………. 920 ——– ——————– ——————————–

    If you are confused when you look at these figures…so was I.

    Do these figures mean that the loss from the two latest
    conflicts in the Middle East are LESS than the loss of
    military personnel during Mr. Clinton ‘s presidency; when America wasn’t even involved in a war? And, I was even
    more confused; when I read that in 1980, during the reign
    of President (Nobel Peace Prize) Jimmy Carter, there were
    2,392 US military fatalities!

  37. sweets

    brainless twit

  38. krista

    clearly, the owner of this site is a democrat. oh and y’know, every girl with blonde hair and big tits who has money is deff a republican. yeah, okay because you can tell someones political views based on their looks.

  39. monkeyfightclub

    Pics 9 through 12 are my favorites of her.

  40. Juaqin Ingles

    She’s badass, she’s totally learned how to unhinge her jaw like a water moccasin. She seriously should go into porno immediately and start swallowing multiple anacondas at a time.

  41. veggi

    Heidi is going to be so confused when she reads all these political posts..

    I can see it now..

    OMG Spence!! Theres like over 80 comments about Heidi! Heidi is so happy honey!! Wait, what are these peons talking about? I was only called a gaping mouthed whore 17 times!! That’s IT! But your bunny ears on! We’re going shoe shopping!!

  42. Former Stressed Out Software Engineer

    #53, #63, #75, #76, #78,#82, 87

    I wish I could find a good Internet site where we could exchange opinions on politics. I find your comments more interesting than everything else on this site. I would make one myself but I do not have the time.

    By the way Bush is the worst president in my life time. Clinton was the best president in my life time.

    Vote Democrat.

  43. Kaye

    DO NOT insult the goddamn frosted mini wheat!

  44. Burungi

    Apparently it’s difficult for the “Republicans” on here to understand but just because someone has an unusual name, it doesn’t make him a Muslim. Obama has been a Christian his entire life. I don’t understand why you can’t grasp that.

  45. The Laughing G-d

    Amle

    The American government did institute polices and laws against people based off the color of their skin. Eventually they were released from this plight and a group of people lacking the basic fundamentals of reading, writing and math, because it illegal for them to have such knowledge, a crime punishable by death, suddenly had an extremely addictive and destructive synthetic drug in their communities. A drug that would require a high level of chemistry knowledge to originally synthesis, research knowledge that would be outside of their reach. The “War on Drugs” didn’t officially get started until crack and meth made their way into suburban areas.

    People who have a genetic link to those who survived the bubonic plague have a natural immunity to developing AIDs, only being HIV life long, unaffected, carriers. Remember HIV doesn’t kill, neither does AIDS itself, it is the inability to fight common pathogens, and microbes that are usually not pathogens, that kills.

  46. sweetessie

    @78:

    First off, those quotes are from his pastor, not him. Second, once you take out the inflammatory language, it isn’t such a huge stretch that a black man would be concerned about the government running experiments on members of his race. Remember this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuskegee_Study_of_Untreated_Syphilis_in_the_Negro_Male

  47. The Laughing G-d

    @87
    Well said. I have always said it and I’ll say it again. Carter, otherwise known as the “peanut farmer,” was the beginning of the stupidity in our presidential candidates and the beginning of the downward spiral of America.

  48. Shep

    hahahahahhahahahahahaha Fish, soooooooooooo true. Why wouldn’t the rich people vote republican. Hell if i was rich, I’d vote republican too. I don’t want all those middle class poor people getting more money to live. Thats not the kind of change rich people want! Republicans motto, keep the rich happy, screw the rest. lololol.

    Or if you aren’t rich and you have the IQ of a box of kleenex, voting for an old man who has no grasp on the economy whatsoever still might be a good choice for you :)

  49. Auntie Kryst

    I’ve seen the she looks like Tori Spelling comments, but has anyone yet made a comment about Heidi looks like that fascist Eva, I mean Ann Coulter? If not then “bacon!!”

  50. Ript1&0

    Here’s a statistic.

    Number of my family members total brutalized mentally, emotionally from the war in Iraq, having to pick up his friends’ body parts (and other atrocities) and after going AWOL due to the stress, was found and thrown in military prison, most likely tortured, and then released back into normal civilized society, dishonorably discharged and without any benefits?

    One.

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