Heidi Montag gets political

April 2nd, 2008 // 311 Comments

At long last Heidi Montag has endorsed a candidate for president. Us Weekly has the exclusive news on who America’s phoniest belle wants to lead our country to greatness:

“I’m a Republican and McCain has a lot of experience,” she explains.
What Pratt, 24, warned her about making an endorsement, Montag replied, “I don’t think anyone cares who Heidi Montag votes for.”

Now I know this isn’t a political site and I’m not here to make comments such as “Oh, wow, a rich white blonde with fake tits and the IQ of a Frosted Mini Wheat votes Republican. Who saw that coming?” That’s not my bag. What is my bag is providing photo retrospectives like the one I included with this post. I present to you Heidi Montag: Feminist Icon, Political Jugs-ernaut. Vote stupidly big, America!

NOTE: I’m moving to Denmark.

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  1. bah

    is she reading blogs about herself? its like she’s understanding more and more we don’t care that she exists and is acknowledging this to the world.

  2. sebastian

    she’s just so.. UGLY!

  3. mimi

    I have to vomit now!

  4. hand puppet

    she is the poster child of undeserved privilege.

  5. Stoopid Bitch

    That’s right Heidi, what this country needs is another great depression.

  6. mamadough

    lord, she could fit two cocks in the gaping maw of hers….and i’d rather see two cocks than listen to any more of her idiotic drivel…

  7. Maria

    Can anyone open their mouth as wide as she can? I spent some time in the shower the other day trying. I can’t get anywhere near that close. What is she doing, unhinging her jaw? Who does she think smiles like this normally? How do incoming jets not fly into her mouth?

  8. tgarza

    Does this girl ever close her mouth??

  9. nipolian

    Ahhh fuck it!!! I am now forced to vote for Ross Perot.

  10. lab

    wow, someone in Hollywood who isn’t gay for Obama. I have to give her props for being semi-unique.

  11. Jonesing

    Political? I’ll give her my caucus!

  12. Orange

    How hilarious are the pics of her being “sad” in her hideous metallic jacket. Oh Heidi, you are the greatest actress known to man kind…wait, did i say actress? Well, you all know what I meant

  13. veggi

    I think she’s crying BECAUSE of the jacket..

  14. Goddamnit, this is ridiculous. As a normal intelligent person, and therefore a Republican, this pisses me off. Besides, everyone knows John McCain is as much of a Republican as Jim Jeffords. I’m going to write in a Condoleezza Rice/Zell Miller ticket because this year’s crop sucks so bad.

  15. roastbeef

    WTF is she sobbing about in those last few pics?? I would rather eat shit than read anything else about this stupid whore, she and that lame-ass faggot Spencer need to die a firery death.

  16. ph7

    Politcal? I’ve love to ask her five easy political questions, knowing she’d get each one wrong.

    Then, I would bend her over and own her. Right as I’m about to come, I’d tell her I’m voting for Barack Obama.

  17. Silo333

    It’s nice that the mentally challenged can have an opinion too.

  18. teabag

    Why does this girl think that her open mouth smile looks good? Eww.

  19. tp

    If I dressed myself in a tinfoil jacket and hideous blue shoes, I would cry too.

  20. combustion8

    shes slowly morphing into tori spelling.

  21. FFF

    Maybe she’s crying because she just realized that she’s a total moron and all of America knows it.

  22. NEW SOUTH

    WOW, A DITZY BLONDE SUPPORTS TIGHT ASS, MONEY GRUBBING OLD WHITE MEN IN POWER? WHY ARE WE SHOCKED? SHE KNOWS WHO PROVIDES HER BREAD AND BUTTER.

  23. Vince Lombardi

    I remember taking the team on a little-publicized exhibition tour to Burma. We saw a reticulating python swallow a football fumbled by Jim Taylor in the first half (I decided against letting it swallow Taylor also). The python’s mouth was small compared to this dame is where I was going with this.

  24. veggi

    Maybe she wore that when she was filling out her astronaut application form. She didn’t pass that though, she failed everything but the date of birth..

    The Jerk.

  25. The Laughing G-d

    I typically vote Republican, and for a while I thought the current administration had just hijacked the party and was taking America for a rough ride in the bushes of the park. Come on America, you should have known better than to jog at night, in suit made for a B cup when you are clearly a D cup. However, with the current list of Republican candidates, it appears to be a general change in the party. I am voting Ron Paul, long shot, but it is definitely a vote of my interest. Vote your interest!

    Most of those close to me are shifting from Rep to vote Obama. In my eyes he is a good choice for my interest, but not as good as Paul. Hillary’s… Hillary and Mcain had that Iran is Shi’ite and Al Qaeda is Sunni confusion, while wanting to invade Iran, so he’s out.

    As for Heidi, her mouth is that big so Black cock can get in there. Also, allows her to hit the high notes for vaginal/anal later.

  26. Xenu

    I have never seen The Hills. Never will. But one thing I know for sure is that MTV must be stopped. Someone needs to totally end their streak of HORRIBLE TV shows and productions. Seriously, MTV is a blight on the ass of America. And I hope TPTB of that show all die miserable deaths.

  27. Team Heidi??? I didn’t know being a stupid cunt was a sport..

  28. Pixie

    God she looks so fucking stupid with her mouth wide open like that. I just want to shove a stick of dynamite in there.

  29. mamadough

    lol 18

  30. kathy

    Amen #15. i couldn’t agree with you more. but i would rather see McCain in there than a Muslim or a skanky bitch.

  31. MW

    What a fucking retard. US Weekly has no balls. They should have gotten the dumb bitch to expound on her vast knowledge of the election. *snicker*

  32. Jumpin_J

    She supports Mc Cain? What a ringing edorsement. She’s probably knows about as much on the economy as he does.

  33. Trover

    I am trying to figure out how someone who lives in SoCal can look as pasty white as Heidi and Spencer do. Seriously, they are totally blowing the image of SoCal healthy, and just look nasty and stupid.

  34. Jesus Tap Dancing Christ

    She’s crying because everyone calls her Quagmire. Giggity, giggity, giggity.

  35. kelly

    okay … who the fuck just sits on a chair, crying, while knowing that you’re “famous” for some goddamn reason and there’s pap all around taking pics of you …. seems a bit sketched to me. i have realized that’s because it is sketched. fake bitch. i’d be a liar if i said that i’d turn her down for sexy time though, that’s for fuckin sure

  36. Sara Lee

    This site post a lot of old pictures that I’ve already seen on the friendly site where people are mostly nice to each other. But I like going on this site for the witty remarks and put downs.

  37. Rich

    I never wanted to punch a kunt in the face like I do this one.

  38. kelly

    outside it broad daylight, mind you *****

  39. veggi

    Sara Lee, you baffle me..

  40. Edge

    What a dirty whore she is……

    This site fucking rules! Eff all those tame site.

  41. LOL at Veggi. I love to LOL.

    LOL
    LOL
    LOL

  42. Auntie Kryst

    What is McCain’s position on abortion in the 66th trimester? Heidi is 22 years old right??

  43. Champ

    Her fake smiles make my 6 yr olds pics cheesing for the camera natural.

  44. Auntie, in her case, he is for it..

  45. Kevin

    I want to punch her in the throat.

  46. Harry

    Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson is for Bush. Heidi is for McCain. Sad part is, these bimbos would probably run the country better than these Bush-McCain.

  47. shanipie

    when is someone gonna shoot her in the face!

  48. Meaghan

    I typically vote Republican, and for a while I thought the current administration had just hijacked the party and was taking America for a rough ride in the bushes of the park. Come on America, you should have known better than to jog at night, in suit made for a B cup when you are clearly a D cup. However, with the current list of Republican candidates, it appears to be a general change in the party. I am voting Ron Paul, long shot, but it is definitely a vote of my interest. Vote your interest!

    Most of those close to me are shifting from Rep to vote Obama. In my eyes he is a good choice for my interest, but not as good as Paul. Hillary’s… Hillary and Mcain had that Iran is Shi’ite and Al Qaeda is Sunni confusion, while wanting to invade Iran, so he’s out.

    As for Heidi, her mouth is that big so Black cock can get in there. Also, allows her to hit the high notes for vaginal/anal later.

  49. Rush Limbaugh Anal Cyst

    Yeah every douche-bag republican’s favorite propaganda/drug addict was a daft dodger because of an anal cyst. I bet you idiots are soooo proud.

  50. Ript1&0

    Who the fuck is John McCain?

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