Heidi Montag Twittered the following piece of “HOLY FUCK NO!” today and, to her credit, somehow managed to overshadow the fact she can actually write:
I wanted to tell my twitter friends first…. I am pregnant!!!!!!!! I couldn’t be more excited!!! I hope its a boy!
Obviously, this was the only April Fool’s joke Melons Moron-o could come up with and, seriously, not funny. Not funny at all. I enjoy a good prank as much as the next guy, but I’m pretty sure people are sitting in their garages with the car running right now. Although, God willing, one of them is Spencer Pratt.
Thanks to Heather who regrets buying all that cyanide off eBay.
Photos: Getty
Her left boob is misshaped. LMAO!! She looked SO much prettier before she got plastic surgery. Oh wait, doesn’t everyone? HA HA
When asked today if her twttered comment was indeed a sinful revelation, the horsefaced C lister responded with a simple “neeeeeeeeigh” before she galloped off.
She is an idiot.
Heidi Montag walks into a bar and the bartender says, Hey, stupid, why the long face?
Oh yeah? Well she walked into another bar coughing and the bartender said “Hey moron, feeling a bit hoarse?”
OFCOURSE IT’S APRIL FOOLS. THAT’S A MAN, BABY.
Hola!
I think many of you are being too hard on Heidi. Yes, she is a low-rent phony wannabe with the personality of a cabbage, and yes, she does “date” an obvious gay man – but inside she is a person as well, and I think we should remember that before we post disturbing or hateful things. And let’s remember… she does have a nice ass. So force yourself to be a better person and find something nice to say…. Hey, she has never been convicted of domestic or foreign terrorism. She has never been convicted of molesting beanie babies. Try it… you’ll feel better.
damn it fish stop posting mr. and miss douche!
This is the first recorded time that a woman became pregnant by ramming a dildo up her “fiance’s” ass.
I liked her better before she had big fake boobs but that’s because I don’t like boobs.
I want to choke slam her onto my bed and lick her cross eyed.
Didn’t think guys could get pregnant. Wait… what do you mean she’s not, a guy that is?
JRZ-
Heidi wants to know why hee hawlways says that?
#15 has it right…
If it were REALLY April Fool’s, you would not have posted this, Phish!
Because we all know it would be the ultimate irony for you to actually keep your word about never posting a thing about this douchenozzle and her pet jerkass, again.
Hey, Heidi…what’s with the long face?
Those implant are amazing! I want one of those, too… Also: she’ll break up with Spencer, than she’ll have an abortion, CAUSE THAT’S SOOO MUCH PUBLICITIY, OMG!…
#59 – HAHAHAHAHA
#63 – If I knock this mare don’t and she sprains a leg, can we destroy her right on the track?
Ok, who hacked my post and replaced “down” with “don’t”???
(Stares at Zanna)
it looks like all of the baby weight went to her chin
I was just about to say where is her white trash boyfriend and is nasty flesh colored beard because she is never in pictures alone, then I saw the last picture! There he is!! LOL How can she put up with that trash bag, she’s actually not bad looking minus the fake blonde hair and the bolt on tits.
I think these stars are getting confused between a trick or gag and just plain lying.
whats the point telling the word shes pregnant – shes female (i assume) – thats what females are capable of ?
ffs – its like her announcing “today I had coco-pops” , then saying the day after “hahah – i had cornflakes really “
WHO F**KING CARES!!! Who is she anyway…….
You promised we wouldn’t have to see her ugly face again :(
I still think she looks like Ben Affleck in a wig.
Heidi really has that empty Britney Spears’ expression that says:
“Hi, I’m not in right now. If you leave your name and number, I’ll try to call you when I return.”
what’s up with her boobs? Yack. Someone said in a comment above she has the face of an angel? what?? What angel? The angel of death! She has the face of a moron, impossible to hide.
Doesn’t she has anything else to say!? Empty headed!
Pic #4: I don’t blame them for closing their eyes.
That isn’t the most flattering picture of her and saying that someone should die is disrespectful. I know this is the superficial, but life is still should mean something to you people…w/e
More proof Twitter is a wretched hive of scum and celebritard faggotry.
You can’t really say she’s “ugly.” Ugly is my next-door neighbour. If you were forced to choose between spending the rest of your days with Heidi or my next-door neighbour, you would pick Heidi and you would say thank you. Thankfully, none of you will ever have to make that decision.
I will agree, however, that she has an oversized chin and doesn’t look very bright. Her biggest talent seems to be having her picture taken.
Good to see that her implants have settled. They looked really bolted on before.
PS–rot.
Good to see that her implants have settled. They looked really bolted on before.
PS–rot.
I cant help it….I KNOW I’M GOING TO GET SLAUGHTERED….BUT…..
She has GORGEOUS hair. I dont care if they are extensions….it’s gorgeous hair. Long, flowing, blonde. Best kind of hair.
She has a FANTASTIC, FIT body. I dont care if her boobs are fake. She looks brilliant in bikinis.
She has 90% of the time, GREAT fashion sense….at least she doesnt wear $2 Sale bin clothes from Kmart like fucktard Angelina clone, Megan (f)cox.
She has LOVELY eyes and flawless skin and great teeth….again, I dont care if it’s all fake or real….she looks AWESOME!
I’d love to look like her.
Big chin, Spencer freak on her arm, no intelligent bone in her body and her tendency to pose like its the last camera man on Earth are the only things I cant stand about her.
Yes, they are D-Grade celebrities…..
But I think she’s gorgeous. I cant help it.
Please don’t hurt me……..*covers face*….
Who the fuck is Heidi Montag?
Ewwwww….. gross….. pussy & tits….
Reality TV = bad excuse for horrible acting.
Boycott all ‘reality’ tv shows so we can get some decent shit to watch back.
has anybody nocited that she looks spencer, with big boobs, and fake hair, lots of caked on makeup, seriously people why do care she’s not even famous!!!! besides we know the hills is a shitty show and its all scripted
has anybody nocited that she looks spencer, with big boobs, and fake hair, lots of caked on makeup, seriously people why do care she’s not even famous!!!! besides we know the hills is a shitty show and its all scripted
She looks “spencer”? What does that even mean, foo’?