I feel like I just got hit by a dump truck full of retard sauce. These are shots of Heidi Montag filming the video for her latest single “Overdosin’.” After looking at 1985 puke all over Heidi Montag, I can only hope this abortion will drown her tiny iota of a career along with everyone else on The Hills. Because, seriously, no one is looking at these photos and saying “Oh, yes, we need more of this to happen. I’m not completely bleeding from the eyes yet.”
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STOP THESE POSTS, THIS IS WHAT THEY WANT!!!
Fake, plastic, ugly, dumb, and asexual. Yep, she’s a Republican alright.
the guy in the back of the photo (right above Montag’s head) has the same look that I had when I first saw this photo. We’re both ready to die for having to witness it. Bravo tall awkward molester mustache guy.
Did anyone else notice that the built-in liner on her tights is peeking out of her leotard in picture #9? Classy.
The future Miss Donkey Punch…
I prefer the pink nighty, leotards just get in the way of a quickie.
Heidi is absolutely gorgeous~~~Her is profile is showing up at a super model site named Richromances.com. Is she looking for?
Love the face of the guy in the back.
i love that she surrounded herself by slightly pudgy girls in an effort to look skinnier
um this is exactly like the Call On Me video from like four years ago. i mean, the least she could do is come up with an original idea for a video if she has to make “music”…..
Looks like a commercial for American Apparel
Que Nerds!!!
Hey hey, Heidi Montag licks nuts don’t ever, EVEEEEEER insult the 80′s you piece of shit.
The quicker the 80′s is forgotten and buried….the better!!
UM -They’re clearly having an excellent time.
HEIDI I LOVE YOU…..YOU’RE THE BEST, AMERICA WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!
oh my god, this is really bad!
She is an attractive woman. Sounds like she has alot of jealous people out there attacking her. Too bad. Give the poor girl a break. Her pics are getting attention and some of you just cant stand it. GO HEIDI!!!!!!
Every time I see her open her mouth……..all I can hear is a HEEEEEEEHAW coming out.
The chicks in this video put Heidi to shame:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlP0XAifbm8
FIRST!!!!!
I love the smell when I fart in the bathtub.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…
Heidi and Spencer are advertisements. If you stop watching them, they’ll just go away…
Like “Where’s the beef?” and Max Headroom. I pray for the day.
Seriously, this is what it looks like when every article of clothing American Apparel offers is being worn at the same time in the same place. It’s a psychedelic spandex nightmare.
MONGOLS are in various sorts?
Why do I think that the phrase “I needed the money man, okay!” will be used by everyone in this spread at some point in the next 6 weeks.
Especially that dude with the ‘tasche. He just looks like an extra from Anchor Man. Have some dignity dude, take money from the pro life fucks before this.
She totally looks like this freaky excercise lady
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pvy_uJxJ_-g
OMG
heidi is so ugly and fake
and ARGHHH i wanna punch her in the face.
there is just somthing odd about her face
she sucks
looks like she got a new nose job…which was a total waste of money on her part. i have say though, she is entertaining to watch, as dumb as she looks. that picture made me laugh really hard.
I feel like I just got hit by a dump truck full of retard sauce. HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Can I use that line??? It needs to be spread among the people like Open Pit!!!!!!
jesus christ, kick a dead dog you stupid bitch. how many times has this been done?
“I feel like I just got hit by a dump truck full of retard sauce.”
Fish-
Hemingway and Joyce are bitches compared to you. You now stand alone as my soul literary hero.
agree with #41
Queen LaDouche – speaking of “overdosin” – would you mind ?
No – seriously – Be a dear please?
What form of douchbaggery is this shit anyway?
This is possibly the most retarded looking bunch of clothes (and people) I’ve ever seen gathered in one place in my life !!
What’d she do? Rob the circus of its clown outfits when they came to town?
WTF is Screech from Saved by the Bell doing in the back with a silver head band on? He went from porn star to backup dancer?
I WISH she would overdose. she is the most annoying person on this planet!!!!!!
GO AWAY HEIDI NO ONE LIKES YOU, YOU ARE A FUCKING JOKE!!!!!
WTF
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
SHE NEEDS TO DiE
SHE’s famous because EVERYBODY Wants to see her dead.
Really now, WTF.
NOt to mention her D-BAG Gay-but-doesn’t-know-it -yet partner
C’mon Mr. SuperFicial….have more self respect. NO MORE OF THESE BUTT VOMIT on your otherwise respectable site.
I love you man….but c’mon dude. Leave her out off here
Does it EVER close its mouth!?????
EVER!?
She has to be the most horse -faced person in Hollywood. I understand that it’s fun to see how tragic her and Spencer are, but I’m really sick of seeing her fugly face. Both Andy Dick and Janice Dickenson are less offensive. Please cut back on the Heidi and Spencer posts. Please.
I fully understand & agree with everything you write about her Fish.
But why do I have this uncontrollable urge to fuck the living daylights right out of her…???
fake nose, tits, hair.. ugly as hell typical white girl.. what is there to look at?
Wow. it’s like an American Apparel display window came to life in my nightmares.
CHIN ME HEIDI.
CHIN ME.
the mustache guy in the back is going to pee in her butt after the shoot….
I’d still bend this dumb cunt over and eat her brown eye from behind and then fuck the living shit out of her.
I wonder if she realizes how stupid she looks? Between the pathetic singing career and her poor excuse of a man, she’ll be the next Paris Hilton by 09. Way to go David! Jane! Speidi! I mean Horse Heidi!
Someone should put The Aids in a spike on the bottom of a cane, like old school Russia, and then stab her leg with it when they walk by.
What’s so bad??I’d hit it in a minute!!This stuff looked real good back in the 80′s and might I say,those of us around back then loved it!!Right up there with MIAMI VICE and all that!lol.