Heidi Montag will perform services for money

August 25th, 2008 // 97 Comments

I feel like I just got hit by a dump truck full of retard sauce. These are shots of Heidi Montag filming the video for her latest single “Overdosin’.” After looking at 1985 puke all over Heidi Montag, I can only hope this abortion will drown her tiny iota of a career along with everyone else on The Hills. Because, seriously, no one is looking at these photos and saying “Oh, yes, we need more of this to happen. I’m not completely bleeding from the eyes yet.”

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Comments (97)

  1. kerry | August 25, 2008 at 5:02 pm

    she looks like david letterman raped a horse and out came that thing as their child.

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  2. kerry | August 25, 2008 at 5:02 pm

    she looks like david letterman raped a horse and out came that thing as their child.

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  3. kerry | August 25, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    she looks like david letterman raped a horse and out came that thing as their child.

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  4. hater | August 25, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    Why is Heidi Montag famous again?

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  5. mrah | August 25, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    she’s the dumbest bitch I’ve ever seen…

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  6. Sportsdvl | August 25, 2008 at 5:04 pm

    FRST!!! Bluahahhe4rjkh2wrkhed!!!!!1111

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  7. Kikmo | August 25, 2008 at 5:05 pm

    Where have I seen this before? Oh yeah this the same idea they used for the David Prydz video for Call on Me. Why won’t she go away.

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  8. Let me say this again | August 25, 2008 at 5:06 pm

    David Letterman? David Letterman? David Letterman? It looks like Roger Daltry raped a horse and that’s what came out.

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  9. Gem | August 25, 2008 at 5:08 pm

    My god this girl needs to go away, seriously. Is there anyone out there who actually likes her and gives a shit what she does?

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  10. Gem | August 25, 2008 at 5:10 pm

    Oh and I second… what the hell is she famous for?

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  11. Daniel | August 25, 2008 at 5:11 pm

    Umm, yeah, exactly Heidi, Overdosin’, do that

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  12. Plastic Sturgeon | August 25, 2008 at 5:11 pm

    I don’t think there is another girl in Hollywood who is more of a waste of space.

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  13. Barak Obama | August 25, 2008 at 5:12 pm

    I would fuck every one of those girls. And maybe even a few of the guys. Why? Because I am a liberal douchebag that the world thinks the sun shines out of my ass thats why!

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  14. HolyHell | August 25, 2008 at 5:12 pm

    Holy hell…. She ripped off Olivia Newton John…. (who’s song sucked but at least she dressed in the right decade…)

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  15. Stiles | August 25, 2008 at 5:18 pm

    She is dumb. Doesn’t she know that, in 1985, no Asians would ever have been seen on camera.

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  16. Joe | August 25, 2008 at 5:19 pm

    Well, I think she actually looks pretty good here, in a Halloweenie sort of way. At least her jaw doesn’t look quite as huge as normal thanks to the hair.

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  17. Carly | August 25, 2008 at 5:19 pm

    someone needs to stay away from american apparel.

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  18. Carly | August 25, 2008 at 5:19 pm

    someone needs to stay away from american apparel.

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  19. Rant | August 25, 2008 at 5:20 pm

    Pic #4 has her fucking mouth shut for once!

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  20. Lola | August 25, 2008 at 5:24 pm

    Mehn I hate this useless bitch. Why would anyone EVER want to see a video with this talentless plastic puppet? What has America come to when we make celebrities of spoiled bastards who have absolutely no-talent other than whoring themselves out in front of a camera? Whatever…. Heidi & Spencer, do the world a favor and just die already…. Pretty please!!!!!

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  21. sorryguys | August 25, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    I hate this chick with a passion and I know I am going to get a lot of flack for this but damn she looks hot in these 80′s pics.

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  22. nick hogan is a murderer | August 25, 2008 at 5:28 pm

    damn that’s one ugly bitch

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  23. green buds | August 25, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    I would do her so hard

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  24. combustion8 | August 25, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    **manjaw alrert**
    **manjaw alert**

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  25. deva | August 25, 2008 at 5:38 pm

    If “services for money” means I can saw her in half with a machine gun, sign me up!!!!!! I hate this woman.

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  26. Joe C | August 25, 2008 at 5:41 pm

    She manages to take nice blond hair, big fake tits and decent body and make it all look bad. She has some nice parts, but in this case, the whole is less than the sum of its parts. In simpler terms, the bitch is ugly.

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  27. Randal | August 25, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    Even perfection cannot compete with you Heidi, for you bring out the shine that you’ve always been known for since hitting the entertainment industry.

    Your current outfit, which radiates a brightness that only you can wear, is that of a style from Solid Gold, the 1980′s smash TV show that aired musical talent from all over the world.

    Of course, you don’t need such a show for we all know what a talent you’ve become.

    Randal

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  28. heidi is pathetic | August 25, 2008 at 5:51 pm

    she is such a worthless, pathetic moron. so desperate. she is disgusting.

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  29. Katt | August 25, 2008 at 5:54 pm

    Umm…are we sure this a music video? Because if it is, I think someone slipped me a roofie…all I see is a remake of an old Jane Fonda exercise video. Good God…if I EVER got a clear shot of her forehead in my sights….

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  30. Maham | August 25, 2008 at 5:59 pm

    Tights – Express
    Belt – Express
    Unitard – American Apparel
    Purple bikini top (what the asian chick’s wearing) – American Apparel

    Dancers – 100
    Director & Equipment – 100

    Total cost for this video – 200 bucks

    Fucking bitch.

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  31. meh | August 25, 2008 at 6:00 pm

    For a virgin, she sure does have a hard time keeping her legs shut… Oh, and those leg warmers still don’t hide her ginormous feet.

    Won’t someone other than me please tell these kids that fahion in the 80s was bad the first time around. There’s no reason to repeat it. Blech…*shudder*

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  32. Maham | August 25, 2008 at 6:12 pm
  33. Erin | August 25, 2008 at 6:12 pm

    That girl in the rainbow spandex two rows back looks like she wants to kill herself. “Oh sweet Jesus, what am I doing?”

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  34. Jon H | August 25, 2008 at 6:18 pm

    What is this, an infomercial for child sex tours in Asia directed by American Apparel’s Dov Charney?

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  35. dona | August 25, 2008 at 6:20 pm

    I couldn’t agree more, I want to throw up

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  36. THE REAL BARELY | August 25, 2008 at 6:27 pm

    Gotta’ tell ya’: I’m lovin’ this. Thisgirl is so freaking hot it makes me want to put that pouty little bitch of a blowup doll of mine in cold storage for an eternity.

    You’re just haters and jealous of that fine form and talent. And by talent I mean the great rack she’s sporting. Personally I’m GLAD to hear she’s still insisting her virginity is intact. It makes the drug fueled dreams that much more vivid. This is like finding out Jenna Jameson’s hymen is still intact. It’s like finding out that Lindsay Lohan still likes penis. It’s like finding out the 8 years of the Bush administration was all a dream. It’s like finding out Fish isn’t a homo but a regular guy like me who loves gals in bikinis and DD’s! (Nah just kidding: After that McAdams/Gosling post you’re a homo man: Sam Ronson laughs at you.

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  37. MCcains tumor | August 25, 2008 at 6:33 pm

    CAN SOMEONE JUST SHOOT HER AND PUT HER OUT OF OUR MISERY!! HER AND #13 NEED TO RAPED BY EVERY HORNY HORSE THAT CAN GET IT UP!!

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  38. Eddy | August 25, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    It totally looks like a bad commerical for American Apparel. Except that all the indie nerds that shop there would be smart enough to abhor this woman, so its sort of a turn off.

    I love the way her mouth being open just looks like its waiting for something… whether that’s a male member or a shotgun I’m not really sure.

    A few of the pictures from angles when she actually seems not to be making a ZOMG dumb face at the camera actually make her look decent, but they don’t make up for the absolute dumb she looks like when she opens her mouth. Maybe some women should be seen and not heard.

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  39. Mike Hawk | August 25, 2008 at 6:59 pm

    I HATE

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  40. JustLooking | August 25, 2008 at 7:04 pm

    I knew she reminded me of somebody! In the bottom one where she’s kinda looking over her shoulder…she looks like Tim Curry posing for Rocky Horror Picture Show.

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  41. Amanda | August 25, 2008 at 7:05 pm

    shes totally biting off the eric prydz call on me video tsk tsk

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  42. caitlin | August 25, 2008 at 7:28 pm

    i didn’t think you could actually insult 80′s fashion.

    i would love to get in a physical altercation with this scarecrow.

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  43. Hollywood | August 25, 2008 at 7:35 pm

    So who is she exactly, I’ve heard her name many times but I have no clue who she is.

    http://hollywooddarlings.blogspot.com

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  44. tijuas | August 25, 2008 at 7:43 pm

    Man, stop posting “news” abouth this two fuckwads, beacuse I am completely bleeding from the eyes

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  45. Sell Porn Make Money | August 25, 2008 at 7:47 pm

    what a loser this broad is… do you think she would do me?

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  46. Lady_Di's_Ghost_Says... | August 25, 2008 at 7:49 pm

    Good Lordy Lord…my people would have her removed from my immediate vicinity…where is James Bond one wonders.

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  47. venomhed | August 25, 2008 at 7:55 pm

    Who the fuck is Heidi Montag and how is she famous and for what?

    I want Rocko Siffredi to get a hold of her now.

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  48. mer | August 25, 2008 at 7:57 pm

    I have no idea who this girl is, but it seems like she always has her mouth open.

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  49. Ted from LA | August 25, 2008 at 8:26 pm

    Is she singing, “Let’s get physical?”

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  50. omnibacon | August 25, 2008 at 8:44 pm

    Has she ever done one original thing in her entire life. Just one?

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