Heidi Montag continues quest to make world’s shittiest pop music

August 18th, 2008 // 81 Comments

Season 4 of the The Hills premieres tonight, and to further emphasize the continued decline of civilization, Heidi Montag has released a new single “Overdosin’” which sounds exactly like her previous single “Fashion”. I’m pretty sure Heidi Montag is just sitting in a recording booth saying words. No, scratch that. I don’t want to give this thing more credit than it’s due. Anyway, Heidi explained the meaning of her latest abortion to Ryan Seacrest this morning:

“‘Overdosin” is about “when you fall in love with someone… and [you're] just overdosing off of their love.”

Now, if only Heidi and Spencer would overdose off each other’s love – or heroin. I’m cool either way.

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  1. kevtha

    FASHION PUT IT ALL ON ME DONT YOU WANNA SEE THESE CLOTHES ON ME

  2. Randal

    HEIDI! Randal here!

    It’s been about a month since I last stopped to say hello, sorry dear, I’ve had computer/internet problems. I see in my absence that you still glow like always.

    How do you manage to stay so fit and looking beautiful no matter what direction the camera is shooting from?

    Keep it up! Stars are born from your aura! xoxo

    Randal

  3. titsonsnack

    Her fucking CHIN.

  4. Meggie

    Does that song remind anyone else of an extremely shitty version of Toxic by Britney?

  5. thats me

    ILL HIT THE S&%$ OUT OF HER SHE WONT BE ABLE TO WALK FOR A WEEK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOY WHITE GIRLS ARE THE BEST

  6. Randal

    HEIDI!! Randal here!

    Yes, the same Randal that you caught in a “compromising position” with Spencer. OK, more specifically, I’m the one you caught riding your boyfriend’s schlong wearing only a sombrero, and screaming “arriba, arriba!” in falsetto. How nice of you to remember! I’m flattered!

    Call me!

    Yours homoerotically,

    Randal

  7. Teef

    I have to admit, she’s looking good in those pics. Sure the boobs aren’t real and the chin is well hidden, but still – I’d drill it.

  8. Zoe

    so can heidi look anymore like a porn star?? Way to go spencer! Very successful in brainwashing her into a hooooo ^_~

  9. Dreaq

    She looks good~~but not like her voice~~~Her is profile is showing up at a super model site named Richromances.com. Is she meeting someone?

  10. Sammi

    Why does Heidi always have her mouth wide open like she’s just waiting for somebody to stick a dick in it?

  11. Lucy

    It’s a shame you can’t fix stupidity or being annoying as fuck with plastic surgery.

  12. Pequir Wuud

    Who the fuck is Heidi Montag again?

  13. Distiller

    She looks cute, but what is it about these girls, that they lack even a pretense of style?

  14. my god

    how does she manage to open her mouth that big?
    i don’t have anything against celebrities that i don’t even know personally but this girl is just too much.

  15. a CLOSE-UP at her feet please!!

  16. veggi

    and by ass to mouth pose I mean, he strap on, from my ass to my mouth.

    damn thats hot. i love her cause she’s white, fake, and republican. thats one hell of a girl right there. mmm just wanna grab them silicone funbags and give her the best 15 seconds of her life.

  17. Spanky

    I would stop buying her music but she is just such a fun screw and she swallows so the least I can do is buy her CD.

  18. toolboy

    Kudos Randal, always a pleasure-
    Now, if I remember correctly, someone was supposed to take a huge growler down Heidi’s throat to help her keep her fucking mouth shut during photo ops. Duct tape that vapid bitch’s head to a toilet seat, face up, mouth open. Climb to the top of that Taco Bell handicap stall, have you co-pilot align the bomb bay doors, and let fly with that double beef burrito supreme that’s been making you sweat for the last 25 minutes. Hey Heidi, you got a little corn on your aura.

  19. HA

    Wow, that was chintastic! hahaha, no but it really sucks. I’m not sure what the hills are but they sure are pumping out a bunch of no talent hacks!

  20. LAURA

    I hate this bitch more then you could ever know, I used to watch the hills, but that was before the last couple of seasons. While flipping the channels last night I caught her ugly mug with that flaming asshole of a ‘boyfriend’ of hers and they were asked how their relationship is now. her response “we’re still filming so..I dunno..”
    You dont know? really? that must be because the directors havent given you instructions on what next weeks ‘reality’ will be.
    fess up, tell us its all staged and people will probably still watch. look at bev 9-0 for fucks sake! for now, the fact that they think we are stupid is enough to keep me from watching. and wanting to set her and the entire cast on fire.

  21. Dobba

    Fuck Heidi and Day to Night Ken! What I wanna know is . . .

    How do you get that green glow at the bottom of the YouTube video play bar?

  22. PeterNorth

    Heidi, I have the perfect tool to fill that open space in your mouth. I’d love to see if you could swallow my squirt without getting at least a little running down your chin.

  23. megan

    why did they feel it necessary to make a slide show of Heidi? if there’s anything worse than listening to her, it’s looking at her while listening. ew, i just overdosed on heidi. and now i have cancer.

  24. Jiff

    Who doesn’t want to punch her in the mouth??

  25. EnglishGirl

    ‘Fashion’ was scary, it was like watching The Sphere (rubbish movie with sharonstone in it)
    cringetastic
    So not gonna bother listening to this it’s prob the same

  26. weirdo

    God I’d love to dry hump her ass until it bleeds and listen to her squealing for Spencer to come help her!

  27. Mike

    Please remove all references to the Hills crew. These people are a waste of time.

  28. YUCK!

    THIS IS YOUR TYPICAL UGLY WHITE BLOND FAKE NOSE BITCH. WHITE WOMEN MAKE ME SICK. THEY’RE LIKE FUCKING A BLOW UP DOLL. AND NO, I DON’T FUCK BLOW UP DOLLS, I MEAN THEY’RE BRAINLESS BIMBOS.

  29. Lisa

    Heidi makes me want to vomit for no particular reason. She loves the camera a bit too much for someone with no talent.

  30. My ears

    this song is terrible and she should give up on singing..

  31. Melz

    How can we make this skank bitch disappear?

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