Season 4 of the The Hills premieres tonight, and to further emphasize the continued decline of civilization, Heidi Montag has released a new single “Overdosin’” which sounds exactly like her previous single “Fashion”. I’m pretty sure Heidi Montag is just sitting in a recording booth saying words. No, scratch that. I don’t want to give this thing more credit than it’s due. Anyway, Heidi explained the meaning of her latest abortion to Ryan Seacrest this morning:
“‘Overdosin” is about “when you fall in love with someone… and [you're] just overdosing off of their love.”
Now, if only Heidi and Spencer would overdose off each other’s love – or heroin. I’m cool either way.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
SARAh | August 18, 2008 at 4:02 pm
FIRST!!! FINALLY!
ha | August 18, 2008 at 4:03 pm
fristttttt??????????
Supernetuser | August 18, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Somebody will always be making the bad pop music. I can’t say there is such thing as good pop music.
pp | August 18, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Why can’t this bitch close her friggin’ mouth
j-nasty | August 18, 2008 at 4:04 pm
me and my boys would run a train on dat azz
ed | August 18, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Close your mouth Bitch.
Your breath is killing us all.
norton | August 18, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Here’s an idea…. let’s all make a pact that we DON’T post anything from here on out on Superficial posts that we really don’t care about.
Like this douche-ette and her homo “boyfriend”.
cerwin | August 18, 2008 at 4:07 pm
I dun care what anyone says.. she is fuckin hot
rough daddy | August 18, 2008 at 4:08 pm
you know? shes 10 times more attractive when that jerk off boyfriend/handler is not in the pictures. futhermore, theres no indication shes half naked in the vid so ill pass on watching
jomay | August 18, 2008 at 4:10 pm
good luck with that
havoc | August 18, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Stop writing stories about her and she will go away…..
Just make every story about Kim Kardashian and that will be fine….
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SGT. FIVE0 | August 18, 2008 at 4:13 pm
When is going to do what she was bred for…..PORN!
I'm not going to pay a lot for this muffler!!! | August 18, 2008 at 4:17 pm
She’d be the perfect prostitute. I’m not saying she’s not already a type of prostitute. I’m just saying if she was so desperate that she would get freaky for $20 bucks, that would have been her best contribution to this world.
Kruger | August 18, 2008 at 4:17 pm
I’ll take a whole busload of that kinda dumb. Her lack of a brain just gives me a whole other cavity to fill.
Jerry | August 18, 2008 at 4:19 pm
I, for one, love that open mouth.
I’ve got great plans for that open mouth.
veggi | August 18, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Hey! Who does she think she is? In that first picture, she’s copying FRIST’s patented “I want ass-to-mouth” pose.
rough daddy | August 18, 2008 at 4:22 pm
now heres an observation,,,shes the type that would get butt implant…wonder how many nose job you had to have to make your nose look eternally shiny…after she look like a good lay, and also talk her into doing anal…
Redneck Celebrity Blogger | August 18, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Jesus, stick with the Reality Shows you little twit !!
What do you guys think would be best for Heidi to do to make a Living ??
I think it can be best summed up with what Heidi can do with that overly big jaw of hers. John Homes around lately ??
Candy | August 18, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Those tits — A+++
That ass — A+
Those legs- A+++
Those short shorts – love them.
Vacous Blonde barbie doll look – perfect for sport.
Really, what is there not to absolutely love? She a human blow up doll!
rough daddy | August 18, 2008 at 4:23 pm
please insert the word that after the word after…
JM | August 18, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Her life is one never ending mentos commercial. That or somewhere in her family tree there’s a pelican. Either way I bet she’s gargling a love-shot in that picture.
Sam | August 18, 2008 at 4:25 pm
“Stop writing stories about her and she will go away…..
Just make every story about Kim Kardashian and that will be fine….”
Please. Heidi and Kim are equally fake, equally talentless, equally annoying D-list cunts. If you want to jerk off, go to Kim’s site. She actually knows what she’s for – you’ll find plenty of jerk-off material there.
Peter Gammons | August 18, 2008 at 4:26 pm
That is probably the worst song I’ve ever heard…. but it doesn’t change the face that I still want to have sex with her face.
Em | August 18, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Could this girl be a bigger retard??
republican man | August 18, 2008 at 4:29 pm
She’s a very attractive Republican girl! A perfect role model for girls. And I didn’t kick her fiance out of bed either!
errr…umm…I meant, “I woudn’t”
Bill O'Reilly | August 18, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Have I been toiling in vain? Have you people learned nothing at all? As George W. Bush has shown, a good Republican can succeed without having even the slightest bit of legitimate talent. It’s all in the packaging. Now go put your fucking flag pins on.
Cash | August 18, 2008 at 4:40 pm
At least she’s fun to look at, as opposed to other people who make shitty lyrics such as Kanye West, Shaggy, and pretty much any other hip hop/pop singer.
Deacon Jones | August 18, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Want a funny image in your head?
Picture what this cunt would look like after they passed her around a maximum security prison for the night, 5 minutes per cell.
somuchbetter | August 18, 2008 at 4:48 pm
I love the fact they need to add a synthesizer just to make the song almost bearable.
Yikes. Overdosin’ on love? Wow. She is a true artist.
Max Planck | August 18, 2008 at 4:48 pm
You might think she’s just a dumb blonde, but actually she dyes her hair.
Sell Porn Make Money | August 18, 2008 at 4:54 pm
i know what to put in that mouth to make her shut up…
gin | August 18, 2008 at 4:57 pm
I just listened to the song “Fashion”
OH MY GOD. I think my ears may very well be bleeding.
“I am, I’m too fabu-lous
I’m so fierce that it’s so nuts
I live, to be model thin
Dress me, I’m your manne-quin”
You’re completely right. When there are people singing about shit like this, it can only be the decline of civilization.
havoc | August 18, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Sam, you seem to be preoccupied with jerking off.
If you want to spread some Spencer love, that’s your little homo trip…
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thejames1982 | August 18, 2008 at 4:59 pm
wow, that sound sounds ass douchebaggish as spencer pratt.
Stuey | August 18, 2008 at 5:02 pm
why does that whore always have that surprised open mouth look on her face.
GOD I WANT TO THROW HER OUT OF A PLANE
Ted Kennedy's tumor | August 18, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Hmm, Republicans have Heidi Montag and the demoncrats have rosanne barr. Both as stupid as a anyone can get, but at least Heidi isn’t a fat slob who blames everything on George Bush. She looks like she knows when to walk away from the feeding trough rosanne.
Stuey | August 18, 2008 at 5:05 pm
LMAO I just listened to that crap. Her voice is so digitized it sounds like a speak n’ spell singing
Ed Castillo | August 18, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Montagueonmydick!
Sportsdvl | August 18, 2008 at 5:12 pm
#26 – LOL, so true!
jim | August 18, 2008 at 5:13 pm
holy shit.
her voice is so bad that even professionals couldnt auto-tune her voice properly.
do you hear that? it sounds like she did this at home on a lap-top. i know two bit emo bands with better vocal recording capabilities.
i doubt she sang a single note, its the only explanation for the EXTREME almost cher quality auto-tune (and then it was used for effect, here im not supposed to notice)
this is more heinous than any song ive ever heard in my life.
Bird | August 18, 2008 at 5:16 pm
You know it sucks when the vocals are so bad that they have to be jacked with in the studio to make her sound like she’s a goddamn robot.
I am actually kind of ashamed that i listened to it just so that I could post some stupid comment.
/gettin back to work
Jeffro | August 18, 2008 at 5:16 pm
What’s the over/under on a sex tape? I’m going with May 7th 2009. Place your bets, place your bets.
Talentless hag just needs to do pr0n.
jim | August 18, 2008 at 5:18 pm
37: that digitized sound you hear is what happens when someone sings so off key that a professional has to go in and artificially insert a vocal melody. its called auto-tuning. usually people only use it for correction, or occasionally for effect, i dont think ive ever heard someones voice so over-tuned, and im someone with an awful voice who uses that shit. haha.
jim | August 18, 2008 at 5:23 pm
42: it will happen eventually. shes such a media slut following the paris hilton’s guide to being a d-list gossip rag whore. so dont worry, just find out when the last season of the hills is add a year for the possibility of a spin-off, and then you have your date for the sex tape.
boyz II mens | August 18, 2008 at 5:24 pm
As much as I can’t stand her, I’d hit it anyway.
Nikky Raney | August 18, 2008 at 5:40 pm
not as bad as i thought.
i like it.
ali | August 18, 2008 at 6:03 pm
fuck, heidi, quit teasing me! i need a sex tape.
preferably not with ‘douche-nozzle’, but i’ll take what i can get.
boogie | August 18, 2008 at 6:10 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irk3_p15RJY
boogie | August 18, 2008 at 6:10 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irk3_p15RJY
boogie | August 18, 2008 at 6:12 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irk3_p15RJY