Heidi Montag contemplates an upgrade

Stop posting pics of these retards.

Your site is sucking badly from crap like this, you douchebag.

Oh Mike…..

YES, redneck is a derogatory term. No, living or having gone to school in NC doesn’t make you a redneck, your bullshit you post on this website illustrates it clearly! Jesus, don’t tell me you have a rebel flag….oh my god you do don’t you?! Your family must be proud.

Loony eh? Considering I am responding to you…..I might agree! Angry though, nah, not at all! I’m actually quite happy with my life as I get to travel around a ton and have seen a lot of places and things that your small mind probably never will……..which actually is a good thing as you would be a poor representation of an American and would justify other countries’ stereotypes of us. Stay on your farm Mike….

Those melons may as well be the mummified brains of Einstein and Galileo, their IQ is THAT much higher than hers.

Hold them up to your ear Heidi and you’ll hear the ocean. Than again she could hold a running blender filled with gravel up to her ear and she’d still hear the ocean.

Dear Mike,

Heidi and Spencer are Republicans . . . . does that tell you anything!?? Go back and look at the pictures again . . . .
THOSE PEOPLE are voting McCain and would probably agree with everything you’ve said.

Dear Really?

It makes us happy to know there are Americans out there like you.
Go forth and multiply.

SEE: pic #4 & 5…

That is what Heidi needs…BIG BLACK FUDGSICLE STICKS UP EACH ONE OF HER ORIFICES AT THE SAME TIME!

Spencer too…!

its pathetic how they just turn everyday activities into photoshoots

@ 102

Places Ive never seen huh?..Ill bet youre a fucking yankee arent you? I can tell by your groveling.

“travel around a ton and have seen a lot of places and things that your small mind probably never will”

Really? How important you must be. See how you stack up to this you tri-state area traveler you.

As the son of an American Diplomat Ive lived in:

Egypt – 3 yrs
Qatar – 2 yrs
South Korea – 3 yrs
Thailand – 2 yrs
Ecuador- 1 yr
Germany – 3 yrs
Belgium – 2 yrs
France – 3 yrs
Italy – 2 yrs

as well as over 11 states in the US and have been to every state except North Dakota…so try and act like your travel amongst the NY/NJ area is a big deal somewhere else. Ive been more places then you will ever even be able to pronounce, much less visit. Its no big deal really, just a card to pull on morons like you when you go all grandiose on someone because youve gone 100 mies from where you were born.

Im back in NC because its home and one of the best places in the country.

You must not know that, or else youd see your correlation between the Atlantic Ocean and “a farm” as purely assinine.

As far as redneck being derogatory, Ill take it over the many things that you are any day, thank you very much. Im sure youre down here in the summer anyways, trying to act like you live here…sitting on our beaches, drinking sweet tea and daydreaming what it must be like to be local. Its cool…I understand the envy.

You see, my opinion is based on a whole lot more than the things youve experienced in your life or probably ever will. You believe shitrags like the NYT..and CNN, ABC, CBS etc. The ones filling your head with things that couldnt be further from the truth. I never met a single person, in all the places Ive been and lived, that didnt wish they lived in America. All this BS you hear about other countries hating us just isnt true. Sure they might act like they dont, but you should know better than anyone, as I described previously, that its just envy, akin to your redneck and rebel flag comments.

Sure there are some muslims that are mad about the war going on, but honestly, who cares? I didnt hear them voicing their opinions of unjust treatment when their fathers beat the hell out of their daughters for dating someone that wasnt arranged by their family, or for talking on the phone under their burkas, or for getting a ride home with a friend from school that happened to be male, only to be whipped in the middle of town for everyone to see etc etc etc. I can go on and on, but the point is that the muslim voice in America is completely unimportant, like your jabs at those of us in the south.

We SIMPLY dont care what you think about much of anything.

Oh, I almost forgot. I dont have a rebel flag, but my pitbulls collar has them all in a row from one end to the other.

@ 104

and your point is?

Shall we go down a list of all the stupid people that vote democrat, starting with you and this stupid yankee bitch that keeps getting her ass handed to her?

Your site sucks. You suck. DIAF

I hope tomorrow you’re broke, jobless and sucking down window cleaner for a cheap, toxic high for continuing to post pics of these two submoronics, you soulless fuck.

Oh goodness Mike, your panties are certainly in a wad aren’t they?

Hmm…Sorry to incorrectly assume you haven’t been outside of NC, but as I said, your small minded comments had me believing otherwise.

And to correct you, I was actually born in Alabama where I lived until I was about 11 or so (spending summers at Gulf Shore, Dolphin Island and sometimes even Destin, so no, I’m not jealous of NC beaches!), then moved and have remained in Texas….a yankee I am not! Also, I actually have been to EACH of your listed countries except for Qatar, South Korea, and Thailand and have done so in my adult life as opposed to following daddy around.

Not sure how I’m getting my ass handed to me…..and if you figure that because you are more wordy than me….and probably about 20 years older than me too, that’s fine, feel like a big man! And speaking of being old, SHIT, how long were you living at home? Seriously! If you “as the son of an American diplomat have lived in the following…” Christ, you traveled with Daddy for 21 fucking years. And let me just say I happen to have a friend who’s father is a diplomat and there is NO WAY IN HELL he would have been allowed to drop out of school at 16! In fact, he went to only the finest of schools. So um….Mikey boy….are your lies beginning to catch up with you? During all of your ranting and raving, you’ve forgotten what lies you’ve told and which persona you are trying to portray. Poor baby.

Muslims? Goddamn, really?

Heidi – “I’m just gonna stand in the cereal isle and contemplate something”

Fucking kill her. Fucking pull those stupid pleather ankle boots off her drag queen feet and bludgen her to death with them. Someone do it or I will!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah you’re the son of a diplomat and travelled all around the world for 21 years and worked incredible amounts of overtime and got rich and yet here you are spewing ignorance and tricking people into viewing a video of some dude getting sodomized. Funny how that works.
You better reread your P.T. Barnum pal.

@109
Im 34, and only followed daddy around as long as I had to, which was until I was 16. At that point and time, I stayed in Germany, France & Italy and worked. I chose not to keep moving every 1-3 yrs and he couldnt do anything about it. Its not that hard to figure out really. If you could just get a grasp on your emotions and calm down, it would be quite clear.

Yes, really, muslims…REALLY!

@111

youre green arent you?

to answer your questions:

yes, yes, yes, after I moved back to the states, not rich by any means, im not spewing ignorance, its just above your small minded head, and yes, i tricked people into clicking it. Yes, it is pretty funny how that works huh?

Wanna know something funnier? That somehow, that seems unrealistic to you. That because Ive done what Ive done, you dont think someone like me would be here on the superficial. Funny how that works, isnt it. Im surprised a brick layer like yourself even gets on here and can comprehend half of what is going on. Doesnt your dial up cut off after the first 45 minutes of non activity while youre piecing together a sentence?

Fuck off you parasite. Piping in with verbal sucker punches only shows your ineptness at contributing to the discussion at hand. It only got off topic when Ms. Alabama ran out of personal information on the topic and started in with personal attacks.

I remember an egyptian saying, roughly translated, states:

In kadish, (slang for battle or argument) when you result in attacks of ones physical appearance, stature or place of origin, you have lost, for you no longer have any comment relative to the argument.

Who in the fuck dresses like THAT just to go to the damn grocery store…and IF they’re REALLY shopping, then WHY aren’t there any GROCERIES in the basket?? Someone up above said that they’re tired of reading about this couple on here so much, I AM TOO, because these two FAKE fuckstains can’t be anymore OBVIOUS with all these fake posing shots in public places. I wish a rock would fall on their asses…better yet..a whole fuckng mountain…

@24

Thank you for being able to stay articulate through your frustration – I agree COMPLETELY, but usually just end up smacking my head against the keyboard.

I’m at a complete loss as to how these two windbags can actually go out in public much less think people give a sh*t about them. The paps have got to be hired.

I used to visit this site once a day. Now I come here about once a month.

And it’s because this site promotes idiot non-celebs like S & H.

Of course, because everybody goes to the groceries and pose. SO natural.

@ Mike
sei un bugiardo, chiuso, e ignorante,

I like her blouse. Dammit.

Yes, you guys are all spot on.

PLEASE, Superficial writers – take note of what everyone has said in the comments and STOP POSTING THESE LOOSERS. Thx.

Mike you asked me if I am green. Yes of course I am. To not be is to not take into account the laws of the universe. You know every time you cut down a tree you impede the planet’s ability to function by collecting water and storing carbon and producing oxygen and homes for myriad other organisms. They provide us with timber if sustainably “harvested”.
You certainly can’t replace mountain tops so when they are gone they are gone.
We are running out of fresh water which is somewhat terrifying to us liberal types. Don’t know why do you? I mean who needs fresh water.

This country has at the moment .4% of it’s energy needs supplied by alternate methods not involving coal or nuclear.

Yeah I am not really interested in what the kadish sayings are. If we get into a heated argument and I insult you or punch you in the face it is all the same. This is America boy, not Eygypt. Wake up.

And get rid of that “tricky” obsene link. Of course you won’ do that! You just don’t care about anyone othe than yourself. No bleeding heart liberal with you! You are more or less evil. Let the tanks roll over the poor we invade! Fuck ‘em all! Mike’s a tough talker (usually the biggest cowards – uh oh the kadish saying).

Hey Mike as a green I would like to remind you about entropy and Humpty Dumpty. You know how there are ancient places that are now little more than lifeless deserts?

You bet your life I am green. What are you, brown? (like the inside of your mouth with all the shit you talk)

FISH! KEEP ‘EM COMING! Heidi’s a blow up doll and I’ve my own puncture repair kit.

Any of you hicks and homos would drop your slacks for Montag if she offered it to you.

mike, when you lived in belgium was it ASB or st.John’s?

I wonder whether those idots where paid by the icecream producer?? This kinda looks like an advert..
Besides…I just tried to imaginge how anyone can pick up two watermelons at a time. I mean pratically. Those are not exactly handy. She must be a superhero.

With a shopping cart packed to the top with retard sandwiches…

hahahaaa!!! Mike, you are SO FULL OF SHIT it is unbelievable (yet very funny so thanks for that!).

Let me help you with a previous quote of yours:

“first of all, at 16, I quit high school to work construction and after 6 or 7 yrs of that bullshit, decided to go back to school. Being the age I was, my state automatically allows me to be enrolled if I am continuing education. (BTW, it is now easier to get into this college as a minority than it is if you are white, which is the same way all over the country these days.)

Im now a college graduate (from the liberal bastion of UNC) that doesnt even use my degree for what I do now. Everything I do now was self taught because I saw the direction the world was going in (internet based). I saved up for a computer and learned everything I could about design/multimedia/music production/web apps etc. I worked 60-70 hrs a week waiting tables/bartending and learning the web stuff in my spare time.

I took a 7$ an hr job for 3 yrs, lived of ramen noodles and busted balls, working 20+ hrs a week overtime. In that time, I brought countless ideas etc to the company and now, 6 yrs later, am not really too worried about the economy, gas, food prices etc.”

OH WAIT THERE IS MORE BS FROM YOU….
“Im 34, and only followed daddy around as long as I had to, which was until I was 16. At that point and time, I stayed in Germany, France & Italy and worked. I chose not to keep moving every 1-3 yrs and he couldnt do anything about it. Its not that hard to figure out really”

SO BASICALLY you would like us to believe that you did your construction in Europe (Germany, France and Italy) for 6-7 years after you dropped out of High School, right? (OH, but strangely enough you sure did have time to live in 11 US states and had time to travel to all but North Dakota, all the while on your own because Ma and Pa are elsewhere being good little diplomats—yet you left them due to being tired of moving around???!!) Basically Mike, you must have made a KILLING working construction…in Europe and the planes you fly on sure travel faster than the ones I fly on! Anyhow, back to the BS Mike story…THEN you somehow decided to enroll in an American college “in your state”….how you claim a state as “home” while living abroad all your life, is a little strange, but okay. Let’s PRETEND you earned your degree in 4 years (and I’m not sure you wouldn’t have to take all sorts of tests to get accepted, what with a foreign education that was incomplete at best) while bartending and whatever. UUUGGGhhh. I’m bored of recanting your BS. It is getting a little hard for me to keep up with your lies, I can only imagine how you feel!

It’s just a bit odd how someone who spent the first 22 years of their life over seas would somehow have this Southern Pride redneck mentality. Besides, as the son of an American Diplomat (oh yes, I am pretending that is viable!), you would have led a privlidged life and would not have had to save for a computer…..then again, no diplomat is going to allow a 16 year old to go off on their on in a different country and drop out of school.

Why do I resort to “personal attacks”…because you make it so fucking easy! When you have to think on your own (ie, com up with your life story!) you can’t handle it! If you are simply regurgitating BS that you read in your bedtime story, “How to be a super Conservative,” you can repeat yourself over and over with that, no problem!

Did you watch your future president on tv last night? He did a good job didn’t he?!

Oh how I hate them

is the population really demanding to see more and more pictures of them? they didn’t do anything. they’re not even a real couple

Is he searching for LOUSE?

God damn it, stop the fucking writing about these lame-ass fake fuckfaces. They suck. They are fake. Every god damned picture is posed. They are not celebrities, they are not known. They don’t do anything to society. They are boring. Seeing these pictures time and time again is just fucking boring.

They are only called ‘celebrities’ because people like the editors in The Superficial keep writing about them, and posting the posed freak pictures.

Damn fuckfaces, a two-barreled loaded shotgun fired at both their heads isn’t enough. They need to be towed behind a riding truck for a few days. Smear their heads all over the place.

So for the love of all that is holy: STOP the goddamn WRITING ABOUT THESE CUMSTAINS. Or, dear Superficial writer(s) – are you paid to write about them to keep the facade alive, about them being celebrities? Keep it real, I’m sure you can’t even fucking stand these retarded horsecocks.

She’s a virgin, you know. But that’s because Spencer does not possess penis nor testicles that are even partially functional.

#129:

Come on, don’t sugar-coat it. Tell us how you really feel!

what the HELL is she doing in the cart? she looks rediculous… idiots

What a dumb fucking bitch

what is with these pictures? where are they coming from?

why the hell does everyone seem to detest these two?? whats the big deal?

why the hell does everyone seem to detest these two?? whats the big deal?

why the hell does everyone seem to detest these two?? whats the big deal?

To the political debate taking place:

I don’t know if any of you have noticed, but this is a gossip site. Is it really necessary for you to show your abillity to defend your opinion here?

I have read every post and I am amazed. Really. You all honnestly believe that you need to defend yourselves? That you can change someone’s opinion of you? You are just fueling each other’s fires for nothing. Is it worth it? Here, of all place? Do you really think any of your posts have made a difference in someone’s life? Put the fire out.

He’s still going to vote for that guy. She’s still going to vote for that other guy. And you both are able to construct intelligent (and sometimes quite sarcastic) arguments. Congratulations to both of you. You are more alike than you think. Get over it.

I’ll vote for whichever presidential candidate who promises to obliterate Douchebag and Douchette over here

my god,
these two…maybe more heidi are such posers.
i completly agree why do you post about them? if no one cared about them anymore they would stop!

these two people are the cheesiest.