Heidi Montag contemplates an upgrade

Yes, Heidi, you’ve got the right idea. This is definitely the way to finally get people to respect you as an artist. No foolin’. In the meantime after looking at these pictures, I gotta ask: Does no one carry a gun to the supermarket anymore? You can’t tell me there wasn’t some old lady packin’ who could’ve mowed these two down by the arugula. I thought this was America, dammit!