Heidi Montag: unposed without make-up (GASP!)

June 11th, 2008 // 180 Comments

I’m really trying not to post about Walking Barbie here, but, admittedly, I find perverse joy when she’s caught by the paps not wearing a metric ton of make-up at LAX (above) or gets stuck in an ATM vestibule. It’s obvious Heidi is out of her element when she’s not posing for the Sears catalog from Hell. Also, she and Spencer seem to be having a tiff. I bet it involved an in-flight restroom and who gets to face the mirror. Even more amusing is how clearly you can read Heidi’s thoughts just looking at her face: “I WUV KITTENS!”


  1. LaLa

    Who are these people talking about chins? Her chin is proportioned with her face, and she’s not an ugly girl by any means, looks wise. I would like to see these people who have nothing more to comment on except a normal chin, because you yourself are probably some nasty ass people with moles and unibrows and no tits. I personally think she’s an ugly person on the inside, but I am definitely secure enough to say she can be very pretty. Oh, and I have eyes.

  2. dumb liberals always point the finger

    ‘ I hate that women think they have to do all this retarded shit to themselves. Not their fault though. Our modern capitalist society will sell you anything and program you to want it.’

    * ** * **

    …A girl buys implants for attention but it’s not her fault…?
    hysterical!!!!!!!!

  3. MonkeyMan777

    I hate saying this, but she looks pretty good in these pictures. Although I agree, they are still probably staged pictures after all the abb publicity the Wonder Twins have been generating.

    And I just want to say, thank god for the lack of Wonder Twin posts. My wife’s breast pump had started chanting “Kill Heidi, Kill Heidi” to me. I don’t think an ‘insanity by breast pump’ plea would work with the courts.

  4. MonkeyMan777

    I hate saying this, but she looks pretty good in these pictures. Although I agree, they are still probably staged pictures after all the abb publicity the Wonder Twins have been generating.

    And I just want to say, thank god for the lack of Wonder Twin posts. My wife’s breast pump had started chanting “Kill Heidi, Kill Heidi” to me. I don’t think an ‘insanity by breast pump’ plea would work with the courts.

  5. asdf

    she looks like a complete different person. so pathetic. put make up on, you look better fake.

  6. Shanna Ryder

    heidi’s facial structure is about as sexy as 6 fat tranny twinks in a circle jerk dressed like mister rodgers from the waist up.

  7. aveee

    unlike other celebs without makeup, she doesnt look monstrous

  8. I’m not really into celebrities so I don’t know Heidi M.’s infamy so to me, here is a girl who is pretty even without makeup.

  9. 153 you better march in step boy. Schnell!

    The main problem with the world is that there are indeed too many “useless eaters” The average person really is sort of like an evolved ape. And not much more. Ignorant and hungry and smelly and horny and delusional.
    Go to work and come home and watch tv and let your little brain rot in your aging skull.
    Then just die.

  10. Fudgie

    It’s amazing that Slack-Jaw Montag actually has her gaping maw shut.

  11. AA

    Oh, she’s wearing make up. But less then usual. She looks prettier this way.

  12. fufufu

    Even Spencer is wearing make up:D

  13. kay

    Stupid .. she is wearing makeup. Anyone who wears makeup (women) would know because if you look at the bottom row pictures her face is much lighter than her neck. It doesn’t look like she has any on because she’s not all glamored up with eyeshadow, lip liner, fake lashes or blush like she normally is.

  14. tori

    she looks like a blonde rumer willis! scary!

  15. granimal

    She looks good! As annoying as she is,she is very pretty!

  16. I just threw up a little bit in my mouth

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

    what a fucking UGLY TROLL. she’s even uglier without makeup, she’s fucking scary! dude, that’s just… gross! what a fucking ugly broad. she’s no walking barbie, she’s not good enough nor good looking enough to be considered ‘barbie-ish’, not in a million years would barbie be that ugly, and not in a billion years would barbie be that horrid without makeup. she’s so fucking hideous.

  17. Sim

    Um.. HORSEFACE?

  18. kris

    i like how when shes not all done-up with heels and makeup on, SHE WONT EVEN LOOK AT THE CAMERA!!!!! …i spy pimples, heidi!!!! :)

  19. Joahn

    She is still wearing makeup
    are u guys blind?

  20. Tom

    You know, I don’t think she looks that bad. Though, Paris Hilton looks way better in her audition video for The Queen. Hands down. Check it out here if you haven’t seen it yet.

    http://minimovie.com/film-128313-Lost%20Screen%20Tests:%20Paris%20Hilton

  21. nana

    how good is this you haters still took time to write about someone you supposely dont like ,huum funny,the girl lloks good wo makeup and even if she does have some on she still looks good,go heidi

  22. redhead

    I think the mass majority of teenage and young women put an astronomical amount of stock in what they watch on tv. These women that they idolize are just as self conscious and insecure as the women who watch them. Nose jobs, breast implants, lifts, tucks whatever… its disgusting. I do watch the hills, and other vapid and deeply superficial reality shows just for the pure unadulterated joy of what the simple minded deem important in life. In the beginning of the Hills, before the plastic surgery and before Spencer THE PRATT, Heidi was almost a completely different person. A happy, seemingly content very beautiful and unique woman. After Spencer she is miserable, we can all tell, insecure to the point she had to make a go at looking like a porn star to make her ‘man’ happy, and the expense of losing her best friend because Spencer couldn’t bear the thought of having someone step between him and his conquest, especially when it was another hot woman he wanted. But now he hates Lauren because he will never have her so hes gonna punish Heidi for the rest of her life by controlling her every move, decision, opinion, breath she takes, what have you. And I bet there are droves of mini Heidis’ out there just waiting to find their own Spencer, and wanting tons of money to buy hilariously overpriced clothing and cars, without wanting to put in the blood, sweat and tears it requires to gain that kind of wealth. All of these rich girls are riding on their parents coat tails financially, or aren’t as wealthy as MTV makes them out to be. These ARE NOT people to idolize and worship. These are people to make models of WHAT NOT to be.

    And just for the record, I think Heidi looks much better in these photos. She looks like a natural human. No face paint, not much Pratt around. She should have thrown him off the plane while they were mid flight, then I really would be a ‘fan’ of hers. Spencer Pratt is ONLY famous because of her, he should be worshiping the ground she walks on, not the other way around.

  23. john@hotmail.com

    She looks great without all that makeup. Her and Spencer are tools.

  24. maria

    She IS wearing makeup on the pictures, how blind are you guys?

  25. tanya

    I see both foundation, concealer, mascara and eyeshadow!

  26. L'issa

    IDK what you people are talking about i think shes adorable and pretty~! lol

  27. Skeets
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn she’s hot…i miss Heidi posts!

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