I’m really trying not to post about Walking Barbie here, but, admittedly, I find perverse joy when she’s caught by the paps not wearing a metric ton of make-up at LAX (above) or gets stuck in an ATM vestibule. It’s obvious Heidi is out of her element when she’s not posing for the Sears catalog from Hell. Also, she and Spencer seem to be having a tiff. I bet it involved an in-flight restroom and who gets to face the mirror. Even more amusing is how clearly you can read Heidi’s thoughts just looking at her face: “I WUV KITTENS!”
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News
bar room hero | June 11, 2008 at 5:23 pm
ewwwwww
Superevil | June 11, 2008 at 5:24 pm
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
syn | June 11, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Useless.
walkjdflkdmf | June 11, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Um, she clearly is wearing makeup.
walkjdflkdmf | June 11, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Um, she clearly is wearing makeup.
danielle | June 11, 2008 at 5:26 pm
haha yea she’s wearing make up
vince | June 11, 2008 at 5:26 pm
@4, but not the usual caked on tranny amount
danielle | June 11, 2008 at 5:26 pm
haha yea she’s wearing make up
http://www.funderoos.com | June 11, 2008 at 5:28 pm
she actually looks better here than normally.
i’d still rather spoon a porcupine though.
Randal | June 11, 2008 at 5:29 pm
I knew Heidi was attractive, even when she’s not doing those fool made-up camera shots but here she’s just all natural and pulling off cute and adorable… again!
She really comes off being just another face in the crowd, even though it’s a face that draws attention due to her celebrity status.
I think it’s a great look. Thanks for posting Fish!
Randal
Ted Kennedy's tumor | June 11, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Maybe she, I and my tumor can go out for a drink?
douche | June 11, 2008 at 5:29 pm
hey- real quick:
can more people make note that she may, in fact, be wearing makeup?
i’d appreciate it.
Jimbo | June 11, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Still some appealing places to grope/poke. I approve.
fuckyou | June 11, 2008 at 5:32 pm
i think she may in fact be wearing makeup
macdaddy | June 11, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Can someone please execute Randal? Thank you.
Stephanie | June 11, 2008 at 5:34 pm
She is wearing some makeup. She looks better without all that blush making her look like she has the jawline of a drag queen.
She’s kinda cute without it but still annoying as hell!
Moe (Multiple Orgasm Female) | June 11, 2008 at 5:34 pm
She is wearing light foundation, mascara and blush.
Captain-Insano | June 11, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Holy shit! She looks really really good here. The horrible implants are well hidden and there’s hardly a gigantic douche in the frame at all.
PS I WUV KITTENS TOO!!!!
i think shes wearing makeup | June 11, 2008 at 5:34 pm
haha 12. Thats funny
Auntie Kryst | June 11, 2008 at 5:36 pm
No makeup?? Nay, she just toned down a bit, trying to look less conspicuous. She’s just a little embarrassed after her horrible showing at the Belmont Stakes.
WhatsTheDeal | June 11, 2008 at 5:38 pm
She’s not ugly. I’m just mad at that facial expression. She does look to be wearing makeup, but not much.
fuckyou | June 11, 2008 at 5:39 pm
yea upon further inspection, i definitely think she’s wearing some make up. i’m doing it for you, douche!
e | June 11, 2008 at 5:39 pm
i doubt she would ever purposely go out in public without at least a LITTLE make up on…. so shes obviously gotta be wearing some, but its clearly less than usual which i think looks WAY better.
no thanks | June 11, 2008 at 5:40 pm
LOl #12. Man, if they dressed and behaved this way normally they would be a lot less hated, still they would be hated for being fake reality douche stars, but you know they are a lot less vomit inducing when they aren’t doing their wax sculpture posing nastiness and heidi hun (your name does not deserve a capital letter because you are that unimportant, you are more of a thing than a person to me) this is how your face should look when you go to the beach bitch, there’s nothing worse than some idiot attention whore wearing as much makeup to go swimming as the average girl does to go clubbing.
Zim | June 11, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Actually there is a douche in the frame, just look more closely at the pics. But at least he’s trying to match her look by not wearing a semen-eating grin.
matias | June 11, 2008 at 5:40 pm
i don’t care if shes fake as hell (in every posible way), she’s still hot.
haroof | June 11, 2008 at 5:40 pm
damn she actually looks great imo.
Beth | June 11, 2008 at 5:41 pm
She IS wearing some makeup, along with the lower half of Rumer Willis’s face.
Harry | June 11, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Wow…this is actually the first time she’s looked good while not wearing a bikini. Just goes to show you: women look better with the natural look.
Lola | June 11, 2008 at 5:43 pm
SCREW THIS DIRTY SKANT…. NO ONE GIVES A RAT’S ASS ABOUT HEIDI OR HER TRANNY LOOKING FACE OR SILICONE BODY….. USELESS WORTHLESS NOBODY…. I PRAY FOR THE DAY YOU GET A BRAIN AND REALIZE YOU’RE NOTHING BUT A MEAL TICKET FOR YOUR PIMP DADDY SPENCER….. RETARDED, NO TALENT, BUG-EYED, FAKE TITTY’ED, UGLY ASS BITCH. HOW FUNNY IS IT THAT YOU THINK ANYONE WOULD BE JEALOUS OF YOU? ARE YOU SERIOUS? HA…. WHAT A HUGE JOKE… AS HUGE AS YOUR BIG ASS NOSE BEFORE YOU HAD IT CHOPPED OFF
DO THE WORLD A FAVOR, DRINK SOME BLEACH AND WALK RIGHT INTO ON-COMING TRAFFICAND JUST DIE YOU WORTHLESS EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING…
Plastic Sturgeon | June 11, 2008 at 5:44 pm
These are the only photos I remember seeing where I did not secretly want to punch Heidi in the face.
I cannot stomach another staged photo opportunity with her, Spencer, and the Easter Bunny.
They are all useless, apart from the Easter Bunny.
Doc | June 11, 2008 at 5:45 pm
She is also using concealer to hide the two pimples on the right side of her chin. It also looks like she is wearing eye liner.
southtown | June 11, 2008 at 5:46 pm
she kindof has the jaw of Buzz Lightyear
ph7 | June 11, 2008 at 5:46 pm
She’s the perfect blank slate to cater to your every sexual perversion.
I would spend hours banging her…
bella | June 11, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Dear Heidi – you’re adorable just the way you are! You don’t need makeup and the posed “candid” photo shoots – you’re way cuter when you’re fresh faced and photographed “in the moment”.
HuckyDucky | June 11, 2008 at 5:52 pm
You said it ph7.
Lola | June 11, 2008 at 5:52 pm
AND THIS COCK-EYES WHORE IS CLEARLY WEARING MAKE-UP…… EITHER WAY, SHE’S STILL UGLY AS HELL….. WORRY LESS ABOUT PUTTING ON A MASK AND FAKING POSES OR PRETENDING THAT YOU’RE FAMOUS AND TRY TAKING CARE OF THEM ZITS ALL OVER YOUR FACE AND CHEST….. I GUESS GETTING FAKE BOOBS AND A NOSE JOB STILL WON’T CURE PIMPLES…… THAT SHOULD BE YOUR NEXT VENTURE SKANK
Dr. Otto VanDerWahl | June 11, 2008 at 5:57 pm
I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT!!!!! THAT’S THE CHICK WHO WORKS THE SAMS CLUB RETURNS DESK AT MY LOCAL SAMS CLUB!!!!
Trover | June 11, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Isn’t it funny how when she and that queer Spence are together, they are never really “together”?? Talk of marriage for these two is such a joke. Only way that happens is if Heidi has surgery, gets her fakies removed and then grows a penis. I think Tom Cruise is more Spence’s type. And I think Black Beauty is more to Heidi’s liking. Check out the horse face on her.
Big Net for Lola | June 11, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Right this way, sweetie…here we go…back to the nice comfy room with the padded walls…
KassAss | June 11, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Make up or not, I think she looks great in these pictures. I can actually keep my food down when I look at these.
D | June 11, 2008 at 6:17 pm
I am not a fan of Heidi by any means, but she actually looks pretty in these pictures and surprisingly natural. I guess underneath all that nasty gunk she actually has a pretty face (although she still lacks any substance).
snarky | June 11, 2008 at 6:17 pm
Either way, she’s an ugly, phony person. But what we have here is a classic case of the “natural” look. Men just don’t get it & fall for it all the time…it takes awhile to achieve the “natural” look though…she’s got on at least mascara, foundation, concealer, powder; maybe some light blush and eyeshadow. I do the natural look all the time; except mine usually only consists of bare minerals foundation, some mascara & maybe some blush. Such a natural beauty, haha.
nipolian | June 11, 2008 at 6:25 pm
She looks better in these pics because she has her big fucking yap shut in almost all of them.
KB | June 11, 2008 at 6:34 pm
This ditzy broad is ugly and talentless. It amazes me how someone like this is the envy of so many young girls solely b/c she is on TV. Less breast implants and move plastic surgery… perhaps the chin of a woman!!!
KB | June 11, 2008 at 6:35 pm
This ditzy broad is ugly and talentless. It amazes me how someone like this is the envy of so many young girls solely b/c she is on TV. Less breast implants and more plastic surgery… perhaps the chin of a woman!!!
coffeebean | June 11, 2008 at 6:36 pm
Just out of curiosity, do colored women wear makeup? If they do, is their foundation and blush black?
KB | June 11, 2008 at 6:37 pm
This ditzy broad is ugly and talentless. It amazes me how someone like this is the envy of so many young girls solely b/c she is on TV. Less breast implants and more plastic surgery… perhaps the jawline of a woman!!!
KB | June 11, 2008 at 6:37 pm
This ditzy broad is ugly and talentless. It amazes me how someone like this is the envy of so many young girls solely b/c she is on TV. Less breast implants and more plastic surgery… perhaps the jawline of a woman!!!
poteetsl | June 11, 2008 at 6:38 pm
Wow, she looks so much better like this.