Heidi Montag: unposed without make-up (GASP!)

June 11th, 2008 // 180 Comments

I’m really trying not to post about Walking Barbie here, but, admittedly, I find perverse joy when she’s caught by the paps not wearing a metric ton of make-up at LAX (above) or gets stuck in an ATM vestibule. It’s obvious Heidi is out of her element when she’s not posing for the Sears catalog from Hell. Also, she and Spencer seem to be having a tiff. I bet it involved an in-flight restroom and who gets to face the mirror. Even more amusing is how clearly you can read Heidi’s thoughts just looking at her face: “I WUV KITTENS!”

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  1. bar room hero

    ewwwwww

  2. Superevil

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  3. syn

    Useless.

  4. walkjdflkdmf

    Um, she clearly is wearing makeup.

  5. walkjdflkdmf

    Um, she clearly is wearing makeup.

  6. danielle

    haha yea she’s wearing make up

  7. vince

    @4, but not the usual caked on tranny amount

  8. danielle

    haha yea she’s wearing make up

  9. she actually looks better here than normally.
    i’d still rather spoon a porcupine though.

  10. Randal

    I knew Heidi was attractive, even when she’s not doing those fool made-up camera shots but here she’s just all natural and pulling off cute and adorable… again!

    She really comes off being just another face in the crowd, even though it’s a face that draws attention due to her celebrity status.

    I think it’s a great look. Thanks for posting Fish!

    Randal

  11. Ted Kennedy's tumor

    Maybe she, I and my tumor can go out for a drink?

  12. douche

    hey- real quick:
    can more people make note that she may, in fact, be wearing makeup?
    i’d appreciate it.

  13. Still some appealing places to grope/poke. I approve.

  14. fuckyou

    i think she may in fact be wearing makeup

  15. macdaddy

    Can someone please execute Randal? Thank you.

  16. Stephanie

    She is wearing some makeup. She looks better without all that blush making her look like she has the jawline of a drag queen.

    She’s kinda cute without it but still annoying as hell!

  17. Moe (Multiple Orgasm Female)

    She is wearing light foundation, mascara and blush.

  18. Captain-Insano

    Holy shit! She looks really really good here. The horrible implants are well hidden and there’s hardly a gigantic douche in the frame at all.

    PS I WUV KITTENS TOO!!!!

  19. i think shes wearing makeup

    haha 12. Thats funny

  20. Auntie Kryst

    No makeup?? Nay, she just toned down a bit, trying to look less conspicuous. She’s just a little embarrassed after her horrible showing at the Belmont Stakes.

  21. She’s not ugly. I’m just mad at that facial expression. She does look to be wearing makeup, but not much.

  22. fuckyou

    yea upon further inspection, i definitely think she’s wearing some make up. i’m doing it for you, douche!

  23. e

    i doubt she would ever purposely go out in public without at least a LITTLE make up on…. so shes obviously gotta be wearing some, but its clearly less than usual which i think looks WAY better.

  24. no thanks

    LOl #12. Man, if they dressed and behaved this way normally they would be a lot less hated, still they would be hated for being fake reality douche stars, but you know they are a lot less vomit inducing when they aren’t doing their wax sculpture posing nastiness and heidi hun (your name does not deserve a capital letter because you are that unimportant, you are more of a thing than a person to me) this is how your face should look when you go to the beach bitch, there’s nothing worse than some idiot attention whore wearing as much makeup to go swimming as the average girl does to go clubbing.

  25. Zim

    Actually there is a douche in the frame, just look more closely at the pics. But at least he’s trying to match her look by not wearing a semen-eating grin.

  26. matias

    i don’t care if shes fake as hell (in every posible way), she’s still hot.

  27. haroof

    damn she actually looks great imo.

  28. Beth

    She IS wearing some makeup, along with the lower half of Rumer Willis’s face.

  29. Harry

    Wow…this is actually the first time she’s looked good while not wearing a bikini. Just goes to show you: women look better with the natural look.

  30. Lola

    SCREW THIS DIRTY SKANT…. NO ONE GIVES A RAT’S ASS ABOUT HEIDI OR HER TRANNY LOOKING FACE OR SILICONE BODY….. USELESS WORTHLESS NOBODY…. I PRAY FOR THE DAY YOU GET A BRAIN AND REALIZE YOU’RE NOTHING BUT A MEAL TICKET FOR YOUR PIMP DADDY SPENCER….. RETARDED, NO TALENT, BUG-EYED, FAKE TITTY’ED, UGLY ASS BITCH. HOW FUNNY IS IT THAT YOU THINK ANYONE WOULD BE JEALOUS OF YOU? ARE YOU SERIOUS? HA…. WHAT A HUGE JOKE… AS HUGE AS YOUR BIG ASS NOSE BEFORE YOU HAD IT CHOPPED OFF

    DO THE WORLD A FAVOR, DRINK SOME BLEACH AND WALK RIGHT INTO ON-COMING TRAFFICAND JUST DIE YOU WORTHLESS EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING…

  31. Plastic Sturgeon

    These are the only photos I remember seeing where I did not secretly want to punch Heidi in the face.

    I cannot stomach another staged photo opportunity with her, Spencer, and the Easter Bunny.

    They are all useless, apart from the Easter Bunny.

  32. Doc

    She is also using concealer to hide the two pimples on the right side of her chin. It also looks like she is wearing eye liner.

  33. southtown

    she kindof has the jaw of Buzz Lightyear

  34. ph7

    She’s the perfect blank slate to cater to your every sexual perversion.

    I would spend hours banging her…

  35. bella

    Dear Heidi – you’re adorable just the way you are! You don’t need makeup and the posed “candid” photo shoots – you’re way cuter when you’re fresh faced and photographed “in the moment”.

  36. HuckyDucky

    You said it ph7.

  37. Lola

    AND THIS COCK-EYES WHORE IS CLEARLY WEARING MAKE-UP…… EITHER WAY, SHE’S STILL UGLY AS HELL….. WORRY LESS ABOUT PUTTING ON A MASK AND FAKING POSES OR PRETENDING THAT YOU’RE FAMOUS AND TRY TAKING CARE OF THEM ZITS ALL OVER YOUR FACE AND CHEST….. I GUESS GETTING FAKE BOOBS AND A NOSE JOB STILL WON’T CURE PIMPLES…… THAT SHOULD BE YOUR NEXT VENTURE SKANK

  38. I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT!!!!! THAT’S THE CHICK WHO WORKS THE SAMS CLUB RETURNS DESK AT MY LOCAL SAMS CLUB!!!!

  39. Trover

    Isn’t it funny how when she and that queer Spence are together, they are never really “together”?? Talk of marriage for these two is such a joke. Only way that happens is if Heidi has surgery, gets her fakies removed and then grows a penis. I think Tom Cruise is more Spence’s type. And I think Black Beauty is more to Heidi’s liking. Check out the horse face on her.

  40. Big Net for Lola

    Right this way, sweetie…here we go…back to the nice comfy room with the padded walls…

  41. KassAss

    Make up or not, I think she looks great in these pictures. I can actually keep my food down when I look at these.

  42. D

    I am not a fan of Heidi by any means, but she actually looks pretty in these pictures and surprisingly natural. I guess underneath all that nasty gunk she actually has a pretty face (although she still lacks any substance).

  43. snarky

    Either way, she’s an ugly, phony person. But what we have here is a classic case of the “natural” look. Men just don’t get it & fall for it all the time…it takes awhile to achieve the “natural” look though…she’s got on at least mascara, foundation, concealer, powder; maybe some light blush and eyeshadow. I do the natural look all the time; except mine usually only consists of bare minerals foundation, some mascara & maybe some blush. Such a natural beauty, haha.

  44. nipolian

    She looks better in these pics because she has her big fucking yap shut in almost all of them.

  45. KB

    This ditzy broad is ugly and talentless. It amazes me how someone like this is the envy of so many young girls solely b/c she is on TV. Less breast implants and move plastic surgery… perhaps the chin of a woman!!!

  46. KB

    This ditzy broad is ugly and talentless. It amazes me how someone like this is the envy of so many young girls solely b/c she is on TV. Less breast implants and more plastic surgery… perhaps the chin of a woman!!!

  47. coffeebean

    Just out of curiosity, do colored women wear makeup? If they do, is their foundation and blush black?

  48. KB

    This ditzy broad is ugly and talentless. It amazes me how someone like this is the envy of so many young girls solely b/c she is on TV. Less breast implants and more plastic surgery… perhaps the jawline of a woman!!!

  49. KB

    This ditzy broad is ugly and talentless. It amazes me how someone like this is the envy of so many young girls solely b/c she is on TV. Less breast implants and more plastic surgery… perhaps the jawline of a woman!!!

  50. poteetsl

    Wow, she looks so much better like this.

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