Heidi Montag can’t jog anymore

April 6th, 2010 // 140 Comments

In a radio interview with Ryan Seacrest yesterday, Heidi Montag opened up about her plastic surgery and revealed that her size E or F – she doesn’t even know – breasts make it impossible for her to jog despite the existence of duct tape. Anyway, here’s more details via Us Magazine:

On having her back “scooped”:
When Ryan Seacrest asked her to clarify what a “back scoop” is, Montag replied, “I actually didn’t know. I might be the first one to try it. It carves out your back a little bit.”

On subjecting us all to her transformation:
“I have the footage of my ten procedures. Going into it, getting it done…I’ve watched a little bit.” The bloody footage might see the light of day in a future reality show, Montag hinted.

On essentially admitting she doesn’t have sex with Spencer:
“I’m very weird about hugging people now — [my body] is very fragile.”

Fragile? Really? I just assumed it’d be hard lump of rubber by now. Which is also why I drew these pictures of me pushing a stick figure with giant breasts off a building and watching it bounce into the air. I call them “An Evening with Heidi After Finding out Her Vagina is Basically a Plastic Easter Egg.”


  1. isn’t she doing playboy again? would like to check out the new gear.

  2. cute 4 eva

    can u imagine the back probs she’s gonna have all that extra weight iz just gonna mess her up and in a while she’s gonna look like michael jackson!

  3. I wish SOMEONE would wreck her I am tired of yet another talentless, plastic attention whore strutting around like she matters.

  4. Joe

    Mental problems. Serious mental problems.

  5. sharon york

    Seriously who wants their body to be fragile because of plastic surgery. What an idiot. The girl was pretty and had a very nice body before why go to such drastic measures to try and be famous… Ditch your pussy man and maybe you could get a job. What a loser!

  6. Seriouslaaaay

    Is she purposely wearing revealing (tight) clothes or are they too small for her now? Is she bankrupt? Can she not buy a size 22 t-shirt and cover that crap. :|

  7. shanice

    ugh shes so irritating. She looks so fake now. shes gonna keep getting plastic surgery. what is the point of having boobs that big? her 15 are almost up the hills just canceled its not like she has a singing career to fall back on. if she cant even jog how is she suppose to “perform” on stage and compete with Beyonce’?

  8. mejia

    Why Heidi? You used to actually look like a 23 year old before all the plasic now, you look like a 45 year old chick with a dick like freak. So sad!!!

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  10. Kiara

    What I am confused about is what reason would she need to jog?? She looks to be barely a double zero..and to make matters worst you go and get implants and don’t even know what size they are?? how pathetic and dumb is that?? and wtf is a back scooped may I ask?? Im so sick of seeing these ignorant bimbos in hollywood who all wanna look the same and act the same!! its getting old and making all women who wanna be natural look badd!!

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    she kinda also reminds me of the that one girl with the blonde hair from the “girls next door”! the season that kendra was on! that’s who it seems she’s trying to look like!!

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  17. Pic #6, lol wow.

    Yea, keep ruining your body with that ‘back scoop’, you dumbshit!

  18. hurry up and do playboy before its too late.

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  20. The girl was pretty and had a very nice body before why go to such drastic measures to try and be famous… Ditch your pussy man and maybe you could get a job. What a loser!

  21. La_Patito

    now that i see this photos i REALLY think this girls had really selfsteem issues!!
    this is not normal!!!!!!!! she look´s like a barbie but PORN! xD I LOVE MYSELF THE WAY I AM and these just proves PPL is crazy about their looks and they consider themselves NOT ENOUGH for everybody else soy they have to act, dress and BE someone they´re not just to please everyone!! IT SUCK :S

  22. Seacrest: …And they gave you an undercoating to prevent rust? What does that procedure involve?

    Heidi: I don’t know but it costed $250,000. Ha Ha!

  23. she used to look natural before her surgeries. Now, if her and spencer ever break up the only men she would attract are gonna be losers because she has low self esteem and looks like a porn star. once Age catches up with her she will not look as good as she thinks she will. her surgeries will not go with her face in a couple of years her muscles and cheek tissues will form in their own way and all of the added facial surgeries will look freaky! Hopefully she won’t end up looking like the hollywood cat women?

  24. she thinks she will. her surgeries will not go with

  25. losers because she has low self esteem and looks like a porn star. once Age catches up with her she will not look as good as she thinks she will. her surgeries will not go with her face in a couple of years her muscles and cheek

  26. losers because she has low self esteem and looks like a porn star. once Age catches up with her she will not look as good as she thinks she will. her surgeries will not go with her face in a couple of years her muscles and cheek

  27. those are big plastic breast…just doesn’t find her appealing…

  28. losers because she has low self esteem and looks like a porn star. once Age catches up with her she will not look as good as she thinks she will. her surgeries will not go with her face in a couple of years her muscles and cheek

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  32. heidi beautifull super

  33. those are big plastic breast…just doesn’t find her appealing…

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