In a radio interview with Ryan Seacrest yesterday, Heidi Montag opened up about her plastic surgery and revealed that her size E or F – she doesn’t even know – breasts make it impossible for her to jog despite the existence of duct tape. Anyway, here’s more details via Us Magazine:
On having her back “scooped”:
When Ryan Seacrest asked her to clarify what a “back scoop” is, Montag replied, “I actually didn’t know. I might be the first one to try it. It carves out your back a little bit.”
On subjecting us all to her transformation:
“I have the footage of my ten procedures. Going into it, getting it done…I’ve watched a little bit.” The bloody footage might see the light of day in a future reality show, Montag hinted.
On essentially admitting she doesn’t have sex with Spencer:
“I’m very weird about hugging people now — [my body] is very fragile.”
Fragile? Really? I just assumed it’d be hard lump of rubber by now. Which is also why I drew these pictures of me pushing a stick figure with giant breasts off a building and watching it bounce into the air. I call them “An Evening with Heidi After Finding out Her Vagina is Basically a Plastic Easter Egg.”
Ego | April 6, 2010 at 12:19 pm
First!
Taz | April 6, 2010 at 12:21 pm
I’d slip her my meat
Miles Teg | April 6, 2010 at 12:21 pm
This girl’s 15 minutes are almost up. She’s going to be left with huge debt from her surgery and god knows what else she’s having to pay on to make others think she’s really rich. Playboy will pay her some money to pose then’s that’s about it. She should try porn maybe.
Ego | April 6, 2010 at 12:22 pm
I’d wreck her
Sport | April 6, 2010 at 12:25 pm
I wish SOMEONE would wreck her I am tired of yet another talentless, plastic attention whore strutting around like she matters.
katia | April 6, 2010 at 12:25 pm
so sad so much surgery and still not very pretty… no better than before, and at least before she was natural and fresh
jeo | April 6, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Her legs are perfect. I have natural DD’s and I can’t jog either even with the best jogging bra they make. There are other ways to exercise with less impact however.
dude | April 6, 2010 at 12:26 pm
she does look a lot better since this last round of plastic. wonder if in all her wisdom she went ahead and lined the inside of her vag with ribbed rubber, yknow, fer her pleasure.. well, and my safety..
WhiskeyDust | April 6, 2010 at 12:31 pm
Is it just me or does she vaguely resemble Gweneth Paltrow in the face?
Beeotch | April 6, 2010 at 12:35 pm
Hahahahahahahahhaaa ohhh Heidi….It will be so lovely to see you in 20 years when you are melting and your boobs are hanging past your knees….you will need an extra walker in the nursing home to cart those things around…..nice move dumbass!
User123 | April 6, 2010 at 12:38 pm
I look very similar to pre-pre-surgery Heidi from years ago before any surgeon sliced her with a knife (kinda gawky looking, but still cute), so it’s kinda tempting to see what plastic surgery could do for me. If I got my nose perfected, face carved a little, lips injected a little, & upgraded my boobs, ya I would look a lot ‘better’ I guess, but really c’mon people, how vain of a person are you if your #1 priority over everything else in the world is how you look?? And it would be a never-ending cycle of trying to fight a losing battle. We will all age and become old, & no matter how beautiful you are, there is ALWAYS some1 better looking than you. :P
SCgrl | April 6, 2010 at 12:40 pm
In the first picture she cant even stand upright. She needs to quit trying to alter herself and just be happy with who she is/was…she is a Barbie now!
abby | April 6, 2010 at 12:45 pm
I would get those reduced before they ruin all the skin in the area. I am sure they were fun at first. Every girl I know that has boobs that big naturally, have had them reduced (insurance covers it) because of back pain.
Previews of The Hills shows her crying about getting a divorce and Spencer having an adult size hissy-fit. I hope her reality show is about them splitting.
Fati87 | April 6, 2010 at 12:48 pm
I never knew what she looked like before all of er sugeries. Wow, did this chick do a number on herself.. She is barely recognizable any more. She is headed down a very bad road.. Somebody that loves her really should stop her before she turns herself into a complete freak, which is inevitable without intervention.
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Keith | April 6, 2010 at 12:49 pm
She is super hot now.
All women should have whatever surgeries she’s had done. That’s a health care plan I would fully support.
Haywood Jablowmie | April 6, 2010 at 12:53 pm
I’d like to point out the nice cameltoe in the first shot.
Attention Whore | April 6, 2010 at 12:58 pm
With all that plastic can she now be recycled?
mer | April 6, 2010 at 1:01 pm
Who the hell is this? She’s not very good looking.
Birdman | April 6, 2010 at 1:09 pm
I know 2 girls with her frame and same size implants (700cc and 750 respectively) – both 34F. Both jog/run regularly. Hell, one even just did the ING half-marathon.
So, it might be too early in the total healing process for Heidi to be jogging, but nothing about large implants makes jogging impossible or even unmanageable. I asked both girls about such claims and they said it’s total BS…just wear the right sportsbra. So…as with everything about Heidi…this claim seems engineered to drive publicity.
Mikemiller1000 | April 6, 2010 at 1:11 pm
Yes I hate her. And yes I hate myself for wanting her sooooo badly.
SO RIGHT | April 6, 2010 at 1:14 pm
She looks absolutely awful and plastic. She used to be really pretty. SO SAD!
DragonKatt | April 6, 2010 at 1:21 pm
I’m an 34 E cup and I can jog. I just have to manage to find sports bras that fit and usually double up! Viola!
Spud | April 6, 2010 at 1:24 pm
So she can’t jog? Big deal. She can still sit on my face.
Deacon Jones | April 6, 2010 at 1:25 pm
Wow! I’m half expecting a cock to shoot out of her dress in pic 6
bar room hero | April 6, 2010 at 1:27 pm
tranny – slag…
miche | April 6, 2010 at 1:31 pm
Please please just make her go away! Of course she isn’t having sex with Spencer. Reason 1 – eeeeeewwwwww Reason 2 – he is GAY! Reason 3 – eeeewwwwww Reason 4 eeeeeewwwwww
I think you get the point.
Parker | April 6, 2010 at 1:38 pm
It’s obvious she’s gong over-the-top feminine because she’s surrounded by gay guys like Ryan and Spencer who want her to wear a strap-on and play the man. That’s got to be confusing for someone as simple as Heidi. She’s sure she’s a woman yet these guys treat her like a man and not just any man but a gay man. For her light head that’s a heavy burden and sooner or later something is bound to crack.
bitch PLEASE | April 6, 2010 at 1:42 pm
I wish this no talent, media hungry bitch would just go and do her porn movies already cuz we all know THAT’S the ONLY next step she really has after getting those two mexican midgets stuffed up her chest.
el ces | April 6, 2010 at 2:06 pm
Heidi…please don’t.
justifiable | April 6, 2010 at 2:23 pm
I always figured it was because Spencer was always desperately clinging to her like a 165 pound parasitic growth, but then I figured out that the real reason Heidi can’t jog is that it requires putting one foot after the other in really rapid succession, and that’s just beyond her capabilities.
Patrice | April 6, 2010 at 2:30 pm
Give me a break! I don’t want to hear any crap about her “not knowing” about what cup size she is. True, breast implants are put in by “cc’s” and NOT cup size, but you have to know what size your are to buy bras, and obviously she is wearing one and would have needed to get re-measured once the surgery healed. Good grief.
rickardo | April 6, 2010 at 2:37 pm
I don’t think she’d be very good in bed/porn. Shit she’s afraid of getting hugs, imagine putting her in a reverse cowgirl?? Forget it….
justifiable | April 6, 2010 at 2:55 pm
#32 It is total bullshit – guess she forgot she already told PEOPLE that she’s now a DDD. It’s really pathetic how she keeps trying to milk this for more “reveals” than it ever had in the first place. Now she had “back scooping”? WTF? I’m pretty damn sure the only “scooping” that was done was when they took out her brain with a melon baller.
Seyri Film, Film izle, Seyret | April 6, 2010 at 3:31 pm
beautiful, sweetie, what is it X 2
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TekMoney | April 6, 2010 at 3:47 pm
LMAO @ her being scared of hugging people because her body might fall off! Oh and those bolt-ons shouldn’t do much (if any) bouncing because they’re not real and she barely had any breast tissue before the half a dozen boob jobs she’s had done, so spare us the bullshit of you not being able to jog. Besides it’s not like you did anything athletic anyway because you have no talent, so who cares?
Narcissist | April 6, 2010 at 3:56 pm
Audrina keeps looking better.
jewden | April 6, 2010 at 5:12 pm
She can always get those thing taken out and lifted.
Frank | April 6, 2010 at 6:48 pm
typical surgery-gone-bad face
elephantman | April 6, 2010 at 6:50 pm
jeeze, she really looks stooooopid. friggin retarded! i’d sure like to see what 20 years are gonna do on that plastic.
jules | April 6, 2010 at 7:52 pm
OMFG… she looks like Donatella Versace…. a couple years apart…
90210 | April 6, 2010 at 8:14 pm
Maybe someone commented on this already, but I am just too lazy to read through all the comments. But is it just me, or is she not starting to look like Tori Spelling? (esp in pic 8)
the_dude | April 6, 2010 at 9:14 pm
ehm, these are obviously lifted / tweaked boobies, my guess is 75E
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timmy the dying boy | April 6, 2010 at 9:40 pm
Is she wearing crotchless shorts? I really really hope not.
kimi | April 6, 2010 at 10:44 pm
@jules. THAT is SO true I saw the pics before I read the comments. And thats the first thing i said when I saw the pic 8. SHiT! Now I read the comments & realize someone else saw the resemblance. Fcking CRAZY
Landon "Reaper" Armstrong | April 6, 2010 at 11:15 pm
@11. User123…
No plastic surgery needed. You’re perfect just the way you are.
Chanel Watches | April 6, 2010 at 11:43 pm
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Chanel Handbags | April 6, 2010 at 11:44 pm
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