These are pics of Heidi Montag decked out for Halloween, and while I dodged a bullet yesterday, there’s no way I’m not posting this latest set to hit my desk. Chins McJugs dressed up as a slutty cop? That’s everything this site stands for. When The Superficial Writers came over on the Mayflower trying to touch some Pilgrim boob, we dedicated ourselves to celebrating giant mammary glands regardless of race, creed or vapid C-wordiness. That said, I tried to leave Spencer out of these pics as much as possible. Mostly because I’m an artist and want to make sure you guys capture the inner beauty of these photographs. (Read: Heidi Montag’s large, stupidly fake breasts.) Trick or Treat!
Photos: Pacific Coast News
@50
sure… if you’re into tranny’s.. SHE’S GOT A MAN FACE!
Happy fun the the if giraffe.
Superfish,
I HATE you for posting this dumb blonde again – what a way to break a promise!
I DO NOT CARE ABOUT HER!
Not about her boobs, her body, or her giant chin.
I do not want to fucking hear about her again.
latern-jawed S-L-A-G
Good Hedi, keep that mouth open so all the flys can get in!!
fake tits.
fake eyelashes.
fake hair.
fake nails.
fake boyfriend.
fake life.
Yeah – sure dude she is hot Mike #50.
I wouldn’t do her drunk with your dick.
NO MORE HEIDI. PLEASE!
shit my dick just exploded.
Frau Blucher!!
I agree with #6 for the love is all and good and holy stop posting heidi montag and her douchebag boyfriend spencer and stick to that promise
why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why must we suffer with these two totally fake poser idiots. I seriously have never hated anyone more. We could only wish that gun is real to her chin and would blow her fucking head off.
Im guessing this is the looong face of the law to go with the long arm they always talk about.
Too bad one of the camera men didn’t replace her fake gun with a real one and then tell her to pull the trigger while pointing it at his face so he could get a great shot.
GET IT?? GREAT SHOT??? HAHAHAHAHA. Happy Halloween, fuckers.
I meant Spencer’s face, not the camera man’s, by the way.
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt
There once were two empty doorstoppers
Who fancied themselves as chart-toppers
So clever and cute
Quoting scriptures en route
Next year they’ll be cheesing our whoppers
next time they post an H&S ,
NOBODY POST!
Send a clear message that we will not stand for this clear violation of the NO FRIGGIN HEIDI AND SPENCER CRAP ON SUPERFICIAL pact that all of us signed in blood (at least that’s how I remember it.)
NEXT H&S POST on the FISH…..
COMMENT BLACKOUT – DO NOT POST.
(This means you too, FRIST RETARDS!)
Happy Halloween Everybody!
#65, God, I hope you’re right.
To anyone who thinks that Heidi is even remotely pretty (#31- YOU NEED TO GET YOUR HEAD CHECKED IF YOU THINK SHE’S HOTTER THAN MEGAN FOX) …. Have you all seen Laguna Beach/ The Hills?!?!?!? Case in point that she’s hideaous. She wasn’t pretty then, and all the plastic surgery in the world won’t make her beautiful now. So what she has fake boobs/tan/nose/hair. She’s now just a plastic FUGLY SKANK!
You muther fucker…..there was no reason to add the three lame shots with that smiley spencer mutherfucker! You are truly a scumbag bastard!
We come here to hate, goddamnit, 66. What’s the point in taking away the objects of our derision and mirth?
I remember a time [sits back and sucks pipe...] when people said the same about Paris. Remember that time when she pissed herself? Zactly. Everyone was sick of the witch (not that we aint now). But we Need these piss-poor specimens to vent our rage upon. After all, we’re all fat and ugly and jealous and never going to nail a piece like that in our sorry lives, etc etc etc.
Which has more air: Her vacuous head or the two air bags implanted in her chest? Close call, but considering her head is a black hole of thought and reason, it wins. Stupid cunt.
NO MAS. You should do time for posting pics of this bitch again.
they are so stupid.
She looks good in the photo. I’d hit that.
i dont like ppl with blue cloths…..but dunno knnno why dats an exception
point taken, Amber #69. I just feel we benefit from better cuts of meat to slaughter with our butcher knives of snark and ridicule than the same ‘ol cube-steaks.
That’s right! I compared H&S to CUBE FREAKIN STEAKS!
(dang, that was way too many meat slaughtering metaphors. must be halloween!)
She is so fucking talentless! Even trying to do a “sexy face,” she just looks like a retard. Ugh. Ugly Ugly Ugly. They’re both so fucking ugly. How can you spend so much on cosmetic surgery and still look hideous? She didn’t even need to dress up. Plus she put on about 10 lbs recently. Her arms are fucking flabby. *whew* ok, QUIT POSTING THIS BITCH.
LOL@ #42
STOP POSTING ABOUT THESE wastes of carbon-based life form!
I would seriously rather see my mother beaten to death than read another article about H&S.
Like advertising – if you stop looking, they’ll just go away…
You fucking sellout!!!
I swear, if I see these two one more fucking time that will be the last fucking time I visit this site.
*What Heidi doesn’t know is that we’ve secretly substituted a real Beretta 92F for her fake gun. Let’s see if she’ll pull the trigger…*
Okay, if I could run this site, I would never EVER post anything else on this chick ever again. Every time I log on for some gossip and I see this face, I want to rip out my own eyes and set them on fire. Please, Superficial writers, for the love of all that is dear to everyone that visits this site, STOP POSTING STORIES AND PHOTOS OF THIS K-MART CELEBRITY. Waste of space and time.
ARE THERE REALLY AMERICANS WHO LIKE HER?
(strange this country is going down?)
goddammit! stop assaulting me with pictures of that narsty-assed nitwit! there are hotter women out there in bikinis RIGHT NOW and i have to look at this moron?
that’s it. i’m officially over with celebrity gossip. the internets are only for porn now, bastard!
Put this skank where “she” belongs.
On the “Chicks with Dicks” site
Wow, talk about a man of his word! Since posting this:
http://thesuperficial.com/2008/10/heidi_spencer_get_used_to_this.php you have posted about this worthless whore at least once a week, as opposed to before your “promise,” when you posted about her at least once a week.
Way to stick to it, man. Nice.
Seriously, this pathetic attention whore couldn’t be more useless, but you continue to promote her constantly, posting any picture you can get of her. She is not attractive enough to warrant this sort of attention. Every time I see her, I want to punch a hole through my monitor. Bleach-blond-bimbos are a dime a dozen, if you want to post pics of some fake barbie-looking whore because that’s how you get your jollies, fine. Just please, not Heidi. Anyone but her.
Heidi and Spencer gossip is just as mind-numbing and useless as any other celebrity gossip. Is it really that much of an issue to threaten leaving the site forever? They’re idiots in Hollywood – of course they’ll be here.
In related news, Spencer may actually make a better looking woman than Heidi.
She still looks like Chris Crocker
I found her blogs and picture on “””””’ Millionaire Romances.c om_____, a totally free social networking club for celebrities and stars! I just wonder if the blogs were written by herself?
where are all the serial killers when u need one!!!
She does have pretty hair & shaply legs.
lol, spencer looking like the insane person he is. and heidi used to be so much cuter before the surgery, bleach blonde hair and drag queen makeup. sad..
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She does have pretty hair & shaply legs.