These are pics of Heidi Montag decked out for Halloween, and while I dodged a bullet yesterday, there’s no way I’m not posting this latest set to hit my desk. Chins McJugs dressed up as a slutty cop? That’s everything this site stands for. When The Superficial Writers came over on the Mayflower trying to touch some Pilgrim boob, we dedicated ourselves to celebrating giant mammary glands regardless of race, creed or vapid C-wordiness. That said, I tried to leave Spencer out of these pics as much as possible. Mostly because I’m an artist and want to make sure you guys capture the inner beauty of these photographs. (Read: Heidi Montag’s large, stupidly fake breasts.) Trick or Treat!
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Rough Daddy | October 31, 2008 at 10:02 am
hahah There goes everybodys breakfast
kevin | October 31, 2008 at 10:04 am
First ! can’t we just put them in quarentine for a while
maeby | October 31, 2008 at 10:06 am
paris wore that a couple of years ago
Teef | October 31, 2008 at 10:06 am
Not first..maybe 3rd? Yay for me, where’s mah cookie?
superstar | October 31, 2008 at 10:07 am
Nice outfit, but I swear the outfits are supposed to be scary?
tylerdurden | October 31, 2008 at 10:08 am
Goddamn, she’s so ridiculously ugly.
Stop breaking your promise SW! Even if there are titties involved.
superstar | October 31, 2008 at 10:09 am
#3 So right!
http://pics.hollywoodrag.com/gallery3/images/ph2.jpg
Rough Daddy | October 31, 2008 at 10:09 am
Chins mc jugs! wow youre on a roll superfish,,,,but she look so bangable though
Ted from LA | October 31, 2008 at 10:09 am
That’s a very unique look. There will only be 2.6 million of those across college campuses tonight. Slutty nurse will be a close second. Hockey Mom, distant third.
Katey | October 31, 2008 at 10:11 am
I wish they would spontaneously combust..
bort | October 31, 2008 at 10:11 am
you superfuckwit guys are fucken lying idiots.. probably get rimmed by spencer.
bho | October 31, 2008 at 10:11 am
She is so hot!!!! It is said she is dating friends on a sports dating community ==mysprtsdate.com== Her sexy photos are found there.it’s the real place where hot cougars and milfs hang out with sexy young men!! My friends told me so, gonna check it out!!
Lee | October 31, 2008 at 10:12 am
She is so ‘busted’
Ted Kennedy's tumor | October 31, 2008 at 10:12 am
Too bad the gun isn’t real and she blows hos freaking gay head off.
Nice rack though.
lala | October 31, 2008 at 10:14 am
I hate you for doing this to me so early in the morning…
Carson | October 31, 2008 at 10:14 am
I’d still hit that.
Thigh Highs | October 31, 2008 at 10:14 am
She isn’t very pretty….just average. I don’t see what all the fuss is about!
Carson | October 31, 2008 at 10:17 am
I’d stick that gun straight up her arse
Cliff Clavin | October 31, 2008 at 10:19 am
The douche twins are more irritating than Mimi!
Ted Kennedy's tumor | October 31, 2008 at 10:19 am
Oops, make that “his”….blow HIS head off.
Still, nice jugs though.
DStar | October 31, 2008 at 10:20 am
They are both sooo ugly.
I hope they don’t have kids.
literarycritic | October 31, 2008 at 10:21 am
I hate to say it, but she looks 10000000000x better than Paris in that outfit.
http://pics.hollywoodrag.com/gallery3/images/ph2.jpg
Sad, really — it says more about how skanky/ugly Paris is than anything about how “attractive” Heidi is.
Naddy | October 31, 2008 at 10:23 am
she looks like a tranny, that horse face of hers
Giggles | October 31, 2008 at 10:28 am
Who is she?
Deuce Bigalow | October 31, 2008 at 10:37 am
FUCK – PULL THE TRIGGER!
sirrix | October 31, 2008 at 10:39 am
Fish – you’re pathetic. You “tried” to leave Spencer out of the pics? Why didn’t you just “actually” leave him out of the pics?
The only reason I have ever heard of these asshats is because I’m a loyal Superficial reader. That’s just awful.
Crushie | October 31, 2008 at 10:41 am
I think you guys are just jelous… howcome u never right something good?
glace neuf | October 31, 2008 at 10:43 am
i’d hit and then bust it for ocular assault.
Mr.Peanut | October 31, 2008 at 10:45 am
@27—Welcome Spencer! I see your grammar and spelling have improved.
Derek | October 31, 2008 at 10:45 am
Seriously? One had after we have to look at Paris Hiltons armpit in order to avoid a Heidi picture you post this?
Thought you decided unless she was naked or in a bikini there wouldnt be anymore of these two airheads.
These two are famous for nothing and get over a million a year in their attempt to be celebs. With our country tanking financially it is insane to hear what these two pull in.
LOVER | October 31, 2008 at 10:45 am
OK, so i dont really like them cause they are pathetic losers and just want attention, but shes gorgeous i think. Whos ugly is Megan Fox lol shes so fake.
Anyway, Heidi is a bitch and a loser, but i give her props for being so darn beautiful
ToTellTheTruth | October 31, 2008 at 10:46 am
She’s STILL a fugly looking slut…
Fat Chicks Suck | October 31, 2008 at 10:46 am
It’s obvious the owners of this site receive compensation for posting Heidi/Spencer pictures. I’m sure it’s not much…but regardless I don’t see anything wrong with making a few bucks for the service they provide us. Beyond that…I think Heidi has a smoking hot body and I never get tired of looking at it. I’m not a big fan of fake tits…but her body is ridiculously nice. I couldn’t care less if this website is making money by posting them. Yes they’re morons…but she’s hot and why not make a few bucks off of the idiots?
Any guy that says he wouldn’t knock this chick’s pussy out of her asshole is full of shit. Her face isn’t perfect but it’s not like it’s unattractive and her body is nearly perfect. She’s hotter than 99.5% of women and if all I’m doing is looking at her I don’t care how worthless she is otherwise.
Maximus | October 31, 2008 at 10:52 am
Ok. Just this once, I’ll forgive you for posting Heidi. But next time I see that douche Spencer, I’m going on a rampage.
mikesh | October 31, 2008 at 11:02 am
shes not hot at all dear #12!!!!
Rant | October 31, 2008 at 11:07 am
She wanted to be something for Halloween that she will never be….RELEVANT!
Help me! | October 31, 2008 at 11:09 am
I am actually beginning to enjoy the shameless cheesiness of this duo’s antics. It sometimes seems like an unintentional satire on the degraded values of our deteriorating culture. Could this be the first sign of encroaching dementia? Mental illness? The complete erosion of my taste and intellect?
Agent Zero | October 31, 2008 at 11:11 am
What the hell, did she get her breast implants taken out or something?
Right Fury | October 31, 2008 at 11:12 am
Lollohahhelol. Spencer…is…in…jail. His secret wish has come true
simplicity | October 31, 2008 at 11:15 am
seriously..
why do you continue posting about these people?
they arent famous
they arent celebrities
they arent important
what do they bring to anyone’s lives?
joline | October 31, 2008 at 11:16 am
She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that
site.Is she single now?
Rant | October 31, 2008 at 11:19 am
Nice one #39…..he will drop his soap constantly.
frank | October 31, 2008 at 11:22 am
DUde it’s time you came out and admitted your secret love of Spencer. May god help your soul.
missy | October 31, 2008 at 11:22 am
i do not like they but i love to hate them
Sport | October 31, 2008 at 11:27 am
Trick. Bastard.
mike | October 31, 2008 at 11:29 am
Fuck you queers. She’s totally hot in these pics! Doesn’t make her any less of a ass hat, but seriously, there’s no way in hell I’d kick her out of bed!
combustion8 | October 31, 2008 at 11:30 am
more like Officer Horseface
tig | October 31, 2008 at 11:31 am
@29 – Exactly. But, come on. #27 isn’t Spencer. Spencer does have thumbs, does know all of the alphabet letters ( maybe not in order), and is over the age of nine – Ok, emotionally that isn’t true.
Joe | October 31, 2008 at 11:31 am
Both Atom and RSS are broken. Neither are showing images. I’m guessing at this point that Heidi Montag is smarter than your systems administrator.
Mike | October 31, 2008 at 11:32 am
Ass hat or not, she’s fucking hot, and even more so in these pics. I’d push ‘em both off a cliff, but unless you’re gay, this has to turn you on.