Heidi Montag appreciates your comments

February 6th, 2008 // 165 Comments

Heidi Montag, seen here shopping at Rumor’s yesterday, responded to the comments about her new music video. While most people now fully grasp the artistic stylings of Paris Hilton, Heidi was happy for the feedback, according to People:

“I appreciate people taking time to write any kind of comment. Do you know how much effort it really takes to sit down and write a comment? I’ve never written a comment in my entire life… you really have to have a lot of passion and thought to write any comment, so thank you.”

When she’s not setting women’s right movements back at least a hundred years, I wonder how many times Heidi Montag gets patted on the head and handed a dog biscuit. I’m guessing a lot.

Photos: Pacific Coast News
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  1. this is the worst cheap porn i’ve ever seen in my life. yikes.

  2. Conscience Found

    Like an extra value meal – tasty but devoid of nutritional value.

  3. Run n Gun

    Wait till this little cunt discovers coke…..
    Sharon Stone look alike in 2 years hands down

  4. Run n Gun

    Wait till this little cunt discovers coke…..
    Sharon Stone look alike in 2 years hands down

  5. Heather

    I don’t think she’s smart enough to pull off sarcastic….

  6. did she invite a paparazzi into the store?

  7. kimmy

    she is so trashy. i’m surprised she’s not dating a black guy yet.

  8. kimmy

    she is so trashy. i’m surprised she’s not dating a black guy yet.

  9. morga

    pretty bad when she makes Paris Hilton look authentic….

    worst boob job EVER

  10. deaconjones

    Fuck yeah fake tits! I have some in my apartment basement house. They were on this hot hot hot chick. now they’re in a jar. I can feel them whenever I touch my pee pee. It makes me fucking rock hard. I love my cut off fake tits of some unknown monster woman.
    Got to go now. Moms coming.

  11. Beer:30

    oh dear. she is quite possibly one of the most ridiculous human beings on the planet.

  12. I THINK IT’S TIME TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT

    So boring..

  13. Heidi Montag = Briliant

  14. ack

    33 and 43, you got it.

  15. pretty

    I think she is being ironic… poor girl, her life must be imbalanced

  16. Heidi Montag = Who The Fuck Cares

  17. cm

    everything about her is fake……her tits…..her hair…her “apprectiation”…..her relationship with loser….i mean spencer….
    well i guess not everything….they couldn’t digitally enhance her singing it’s so bad….

  18. cm

    everything about her is fake!…..her tits….her hair…..her relationship with spencer…..and her “appreciation”
    well maybe not everything….they couldn’t even digitally enhance her singing so it sounds good….

  19. deaconjones

    Nice #60…

    She’ll be doing throat fucking videos in 6 months

  20. bella

    heidi is an idiot! Her voice isn’t natural it is totally digitally enhanced and if you need to have surgeries and demean others to make yourself feel better than I think she has successfully done that. I’m sorry but fake boobs and lip injections are not going to make you popular. And is this a music video or a softcore porn intro?

  21. don’t be fooled, people. although to you and i it *seems* like a sarcastic comment, sarcasm when mixed in with talking requires a few extra brain cells: not a lot, but a few. i think heidi’s extra few are busy thinking about whether or not the boobs should be tucked into this fugly dress a little bit better. they have no time for sarcasm!! they are very very busy!!

  22. Ted from LA

    I want to make a comment about this, but it is so hard to do. To make comments. I have made a few comments in my life, and I agree, it is so hard to do. Like the time I commented that Adnan was a cunt, that was really hard to make a comment like that because I had to choose which curse word to use in my comment , and as you can see, I went for the jugular with that comment. Now I see that I have to POST YOUR (or in this case MY) COMMENT below. That is sometimes the hardest part about commenting and perhaps why this airhead with the fake ta tas has never posted a comment. Here I go. I hate the five second delay after posting the comment and actually seeing it appear. Why does Fish do that to my comments? I hope he’s not censoring my comments, because as I said, comments are really hard to do.

  23. TheGiggler

    Who do you think she asked to help her spell “comment” correctly?

  24. Mr.Poon

    Her fucking head is gigantic. Whats her hat size 8 1/4?

    Keep those jazz hands poppin’ H !

  25. Tim

    finally, someone who appreciates all the morons who insist on posting “FIRST!!!” in every blog comment section.

  26. Jennas Sister?

    Wow she looks like Jenna Post Duck Face Surgery except extra greesy and white.

    Nasty.

    Looks I made a comment if only I could harness this power and cure cancer with it.

  27. CougarTexas

    Everytime I see this hag, I get a flash picture of her in a dirty t-shirt and her brother’s shorts playing on the swingset in a trailer park with her mom talking to some small time producer with a bowler hat on and it just creeps me out ‘cuz this chick is so SOOOO not a celeb and, well, I guess she’s just trailer park-ish and pointless.

    Okay, that comment was hard to make. Whew.

  28. seriously, dood, one boob is like 7/8 the size of the head. something tells me that’s not right. god is scratching his head…

  29. Fuckzilla

    Why is she talking?

  30. Tim

    finally, someone who appreciates all the morons who insist on posting “FIRST!!!” in every blog comment section.

  31. moobs

    more overly INFLATED senses of self worth.

    thanks, hollywood, for blessing us with such beacons of talent.

  32. FRT

    Confucious say…”With fucking cannons like that…who in the hell cares if you can read or write”…BUDDA-BING-BUDDA-BANG!

    Here’s a comment Heidi…LET THOSE PUPPIES LOOSE…THEY NEED SOME AIR…!!!

  33. to be honest, she’s got to be loving the publicity, even if all these ccrraaazzzzy comments are all about how she sucks and her boyfriend’s a tool. a LOT of people have watched this piece of trash video in the last few days. it’s gotta be better than flippin’ burgers at BK. which is what she’d be doing if S.Pratt didn’t buy that nifty camcorder.

  34. CocoChanel

    Is this a joke? Legitimately the worst thing I’ve ever seen and/or heard.

    She doesn’t even have a pretend good voice.
    But she does have man hands.

  35. FRT

    Confucious say…”With fucking cannons like that…who in the hell cares if you can read or write”…BUDDA-BING-BUDDA-BANG!

    Here’s a comment Heidi…LET THOSE PUPPIES LOOSE…THEY NEED SOME AIR…!!!

  36. Ruby

    My god, I never thought I would say this but: I prefer Paris Hilton! I need to go hang myself right now.

  37. yukadoozer

    Heidi cracks the case! She’s finally found a bra that gets her goods in the window instead of pointing east and west-IMBECILE.
    I HATE this mutton-headed-man-chinned-DOLT.

  38. are you kidding? paris sounds like a fucking grammy winner next to this pile of garbage. granted, none of them actually write the songs, but jesus, with all that you can do with technology these days, someone must’ve TRIED to make it this bad.

  39. Jimbo

    She appreciates my comments, I appriciate her big fake tits and vacant head.

    That’s synergy people…

  40. Anonymous

    Ted,

    I loved your comments. In fact, my co-workers and I were just commenting on how Heidi’s comments make me feel so wonderful.

    I just had to comment on that.

  41. Josef

    That a funny/nasty thing to say all of us who admire and respect her talent.

  42. igigglelikeacartoonmouse

    is she really so stupid that she does not know how the whole comment posting process goes, or (perhaps i’m giving her too much credit) is it possible that she is actually taking a crack at people that posted comments? why would she make fun of other people in a way that makes her sound like a doorknob?

    nice roots.

  43. whatever

    “I appreciate people taking time to write any kind of comment. Do you know how much effort it really takes to sit down and write a comment? I’ve never written a comment in my entire life… you really have to have a lot of passion and thought to write any comment, so thank you.”

    And now, the next 1st grade composition quote will be . . .

  44. Ted from LA

    #74,
    Send photos. Naked. Stat. Sorry so cryptic.

  45. RENEE...

    What an idiot. Maybe 10 years ago this would have been considered somewhat hot. But now she just looks like the cliche 90′s plastic surgery tramp…with an ugly horse mug. I just don’t understand all the guys that are like ooooh, nice tits. Hello? You know she just got those put in a few months ago and they are man made and fake. She was flat as a pancake before. Anyways, I hope her 15 minutes hurry up already.

  46. Lindsay

    Ugh what a bad song, and she has an ugly face

  47. A

    she’s very pale and blonde

  48. I’m probably overthinking this, but, is it possible that her statement is subtle irony? Is she capable of that? Does she actually have that level of intelligence?

    Somebody hold me… I’m confused, and nothing makes sense anymore.

  49. TJM

    Who is she? Shes got a bird brain, a horse face, and the body of manatee. Jeez she’s one desparate fugly whore!
    How that for a comment! Get twat cancer!!

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