Heidi Montag appreciates your comments

February 6th, 2008 // 165 Comments

Heidi Montag, seen here shopping at Rumor’s yesterday, responded to the comments about her new music video. While most people now fully grasp the artistic stylings of Paris Hilton, Heidi was happy for the feedback, according to People:

“I appreciate people taking time to write any kind of comment. Do you know how much effort it really takes to sit down and write a comment? I’ve never written a comment in my entire life… you really have to have a lot of passion and thought to write any comment, so thank you.”

When she’s not setting women’s right movements back at least a hundred years, I wonder how many times Heidi Montag gets patted on the head and handed a dog biscuit. I’m guessing a lot.

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Comments (165)

  1. Jack D | February 6, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    Nice tits, though.

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  2. Tara | February 6, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    Here’s a comment…why doesn’t she go away?!

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  3. FRIST!!! | February 6, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    First you fucking twat sucking morons.

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  4. Ooba Gooba | February 6, 2008 at 3:02 pm

    Jesus, could this chick be any more pathetic and stupid?

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  5. DD's | February 6, 2008 at 3:02 pm

    She makes my panties wet.

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  6. The Laughing God | February 6, 2008 at 3:05 pm

    So a white Kim?

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  7. Anonny | February 6, 2008 at 3:05 pm

    If reading and writing is so difficult for Heidi, maybe she should go to that Shannon Carlson at Verizon who reads mail for people.

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  8. RCA | February 6, 2008 at 3:07 pm

    How thick would her mustache be if she didn’t wax that thing every 26 hours???

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  9. Pixie | February 6, 2008 at 3:07 pm

    Fake boobs and a horse face are all that is needed to make it in the music industry apparently.

    (see I made a comment Heidi!)

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  10. TT | February 6, 2008 at 3:08 pm

    I’d fuck her.

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  11. Sluggo | February 6, 2008 at 3:10 pm

    Who is this person, and why should I care?

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  12. Jeff | February 6, 2008 at 3:11 pm

    Sweet love pillows.

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  13. D. Richards (Sodomite.) | February 6, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    Yes, you have to passionately hate Heidi Montag. That’s what feeds my desire to bash her every single chance I get. The hate.

    I watched about thirty seconds of her ‘music’ video a little while ago and do ya’ know what? It’s was utterly un-passionate. It was like watching a little child lost at a supermarket.

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  14. shugies | February 6, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    Can you please not post about Heidi ever again? I would like her to disappear into obscurity as quickly as possible.

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  15. Sissy | February 6, 2008 at 3:15 pm

    I hope she’s wearing pretty panties that match her black bra.
    I fucking hate it when a chick wears a bra and panties that don’t match.

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  16. Spencer Pratt | February 6, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    Would anyone think it’s strange that I have a strong urge to shove some dollar bills down her bikini?

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  17. gotmilk? | February 6, 2008 at 3:17 pm

    who is this vapid bitch posing for?

    the next logical step for her is Playboy. Hopefully they’re wise enough not to let her in with that jacked up face.

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  18. FRIST!!! | February 6, 2008 at 3:21 pm

    #3, good job, you piece of trash troll hobgoblin, can’t even tell frist from thrid…duh..

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  19. Binky | February 6, 2008 at 3:21 pm

    Well you gotta admit – the gal did get quite a bit of ‘feedback’

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  20. diana | February 6, 2008 at 3:22 pm

    is this actually going to air somewhere?
    what is this?

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  21. SaraDevil | February 6, 2008 at 3:25 pm

    I cannot watch that video….

    With the sound on.

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  22. sharpeidude | February 6, 2008 at 3:30 pm

    I wonder how dirty she gets in bed? She probably drags a bag or two of potting soil into the bedroom when it’s time to get busy.

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  23. dude | February 6, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    vapid cunt.

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  24. sallie mae | February 6, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    #22

    to answer your question, she’s probably as nasty as King Tut’s toe jam. the girl admits to having no self-esteem. those are the best bitches to bang because they’ll do anything to feel “liked”. i mean ANYTHING. the smart thing to do is to find one of these bitches and start selling her ass. check your local greyhound station for your needy bitch today and start paying down your student loans in a flash.

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  25. erere | February 6, 2008 at 3:38 pm

    it takes 2 secs to write a comment…try it sometime manwhore

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  26. McLoven | February 6, 2008 at 3:38 pm

    @21 Sara, Is there really any reason to have the sound on? There is only one reason to watch that video..

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  27. p0nk | February 6, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    @12 i don’t know how you like your “pillows”, but i don’t like feeling the safety airbag just deployed in my face.

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  28. fatso | February 6, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    Did she get MORE plastic surgery? She looks fucking ridiculous. Like some kind of deformed blow-up doll.

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  29. whistle | February 6, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    She says it take a lot of effort to comment… It took me about 30 seconds to type this and click ‘post’. This lack of effort on her part is apparently an accurate representation of how much effort she put into her singing voice/career and video.

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  30. Beana | February 6, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    Wow… This is some real bootleg, cable access shit.

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  31. ella | February 6, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    she has a brown foundation mustachio in these pics.

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  32. IanY77 | February 6, 2008 at 3:46 pm

    Granted, there are like 10 girls who look just like her in every sorority in America, but the girl is all kinds of skankalicious.

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  33. Auntie Kryst | February 6, 2008 at 3:46 pm

    Maybe it’s just me, but reading her qoute makes me think this skank bitch is trying to be sarcastic. I read it as sort of a fuck you, I wrote a song anyone can write a comment type of thing.

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  34. sla | February 6, 2008 at 3:49 pm

    If her brain were one-tenth the size of her boobs she would know that making a comment is easier than farting, and both are just about equally beneficial to society.

    Or maybe that’s just true for those of us that have some command of written language.

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  35. IanY77 | February 6, 2008 at 3:49 pm

    Granted, there are like 10 girls who look just like her in every sorority in America, but the girl is all kinds of skankalicious.

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  36. RichPort | February 6, 2008 at 3:51 pm

    I cannot tell a lie…
    …I’d give her pirate eye…

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  37. Abyssal_Torment | February 6, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    I want to take this broads face and smash it into a plate-glass window then bang her she gargles on her own tracheal effluvial sputum…

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  38. Abyssal_Torment | February 6, 2008 at 3:54 pm

    I want to take this broads face and smash it into a plate-glass window then bang her while she gargles on her own tracheal effluvial sputum…

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  39. MadMike | February 6, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    average looking at best….and that may even be a stretch. So tired of this same processed look. She kinda looks like the guy from Wayne’s world. How the fuck is this chick famous??? Sure does not take much these days.

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  40. Captain Fucktard | February 6, 2008 at 3:57 pm

    #37 & 38 That’s hot!

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  41. woodhorse | February 6, 2008 at 3:59 pm

    She needs to be a little more passionate about her roots.

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  42. Chelle | February 6, 2008 at 3:59 pm

    Fuck is she like trying to be the next Jenna Jameson or something, these pictures are trashy!

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  43. nipolian | February 6, 2008 at 4:00 pm

    #33 I’m with you…….She is giving everyone that wrote anything bad about her song a big sarcastic fuck you…… Now she is sitting back laughing her ass off at all the people that are posting about how stupid she is. At least I think she is.

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  44. You Know It | February 6, 2008 at 4:00 pm

    This.Is.So.Hard.

    I.Almost.Forgot.I.Hate.That.Ugly.Plastic.Attention.Whore.

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  45. deaconjones | February 6, 2008 at 4:01 pm

    mmmm……yummmmmyy
    I loooooove fake tits……
    They should make them mandatory at my work if your a female, it offsets having to listen to them cackle about how many weight watcher points girl scout cookies are in the lunch room……

    let the hateful comments begin…

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  46. Rat | February 6, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    Silicon! One of the great inventions of the 20th century.
    She is still cute though!

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  47. Salty Nuts | February 6, 2008 at 4:04 pm

    @45 LOLOLOL!!!

    Dude, I thought I was the only one!

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  48. KickRocks | February 6, 2008 at 4:04 pm

    Ugly.

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  49. Otis | February 6, 2008 at 4:04 pm

    I’m guessing directed by spencer pratt, editing by spencer pratt, wardrobe by spencer pratt, camera work by spencer pratt on his cell phone.

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  50. hausfrau | February 6, 2008 at 4:04 pm

    Here’s a comment for you sweetie- YOUR BOOBS ARE RIDICULOUS AND YOU CAN’T SING. Hope that helps. Oh- and your boyfriend is an obnoxious little twat. I can see why the two of you are together. See? Another comment!

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