Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt: The Video Game

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt apparently have a video game in the works. You get to play as Hollywood’s most retarded couple! OMG! Spencer promises it’ll be addicting and out in time for Christmas 2009. Us Magazine has the details:

“You can definitely play as us or you can play against us,” Pratt said. “You can even torture me.”
He said “there’s going to be two versions: the adult version and the one for minors,” adding, “just be ready, that’s all I have to say.”

If this game lets me live out my fantasy of driving a tank into Spencer’s face while I box Heidi’s fake breasts, put me down for ten copies. I’ll be giving these bad boys out to my loved ones. Merry Christmas, Grandma! Let’s bake cookies then play baseball with Spencer’s head. Just ignore what my character is doing with Heidi. Mmm, that’s good holiday cheer.