Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt: The Video Game

February 21st, 2008 // 64 Comments

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt apparently have a video game in the works. You get to play as Hollywood’s most retarded couple! OMG! Spencer promises it’ll be addicting and out in time for Christmas 2009. Us Magazine has the details:

“You can definitely play as us or you can play against us,” Pratt said. “You can even torture me.”
He said “there’s going to be two versions: the adult version and the one for minors,” adding, “just be ready, that’s all I have to say.”

If this game lets me live out my fantasy of driving a tank into Spencer’s face while I box Heidi’s fake breasts, put me down for ten copies. I’ll be giving these bad boys out to my loved ones. Merry Christmas, Grandma! Let’s bake cookies then play baseball with Spencer’s head. Just ignore what my character is doing with Heidi. Mmm, that’s good holiday cheer.

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  1. McBeef

    give me cancer now god

  2. BishOP

    Lord, that mouth is wide enough for more than a few cocks. At least she’ll be able to find gainful employment in the porn industry after this is all over.

    Her mouth looks offensive–if she talks as obnoxious as that looks I bet she doesn’t shut up when your fucking her.

  3. Elk

    I’m just posting this comment to let everyone know I don’t care about this story.

  4. Cartman

    So, if I buy the game I get to torture him?

    Sweet, it’s a long trip to Cali but I would do it just to torture that assclown before raping Heidi and cutting her head off.

    Oh, the torturing is in the game? That’s just bullcrap.

  5. weirdo

    I’d like to put some of her ass stink all over my wood and then make her gag on it while Spencer watched!

  6. skandelas

    does she ever close her mouth?

  7. myspoonistoobig

    I love how the Cristal is facing the camera in the photo… it’s like a fake ad

  8. allyrising

    People, people, please!! She is just a 21-year-old girl from Colorado chasing her dreams!!

  9. fatso

    Stop posting stories about these idiots.

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  11. Timmy T

    hate’em hate’em hate’em

    I’m not even sure what they are photographed for, except that they are willing to pose for photographs. Arent clowns willing to pose for photos also?

    WHY DONT WE HAVE PICTURES OF CLOWNS INSTEAD OF THESE IDIOTS.

    ps – clowns scare me, but these 2 idiots scare me more.

  12. jae

    it’s sad that they actually think people care enough to buy a video game abou they’re lame life. what would you do, walk around trying to get the paparazzis attention?

  13. ali

    Please, no more posts about these morons. Why can’t they just disapear?

  14. Trixie

    If you would quit talking about them they would go away!

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