Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are total idiots

February 15th, 2008 // 173 Comments

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt spent Valentine’s Day eating on a sailboat. A docked sailboat – where they posed for the most ridiculously non-candid photos ever. Seriously, could these shots be any less natural? Why don’t Heidi and Spencer do something like normal people? Go to a movie. Eat a candlelight dinner. Or have really awkward pity sex with your date because she watched you cry when the naval base wouldn’t rent you a submarine with live torpedoes. All I wanted to do was fire at civilian targets code-named “Funbags” and “Douchehole.” But I digress. What I’m really getting at is; I had sex last night. In your face!

Photos: Pacific Coast News
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  1. Blondamnation

    #99?? Thanks, my foreign friend.
    DO you have a keyboard with the same letters on it that the rest of us do?

    NO one wants to read about your douchebag sites, but thanks for the laugh, it was bettter than Fish’s!( sorry big pappa…)

  2. Do they ever have a genuine moment?

  3. OMG! i just hate these two! she’s so annoying! he’s a jerk!
    No more !

  4. karen

    God, this is SO pathetic it hurts. GET A LIFE.

  5. Jordan

    These two are douchebags

  6. Jordan

    These two are douchebags

  7. redsonja1313

    OK I thought the pictures were awful when I saw them elsewhere. That site neglected to mention the fucking boat was docked. I would say they are both retarded but that is an insult to that population. Do the pre-teens who watch the fake reality show really want to see them??? Oh god if that is true, I really do hope I die before I get old, because if those twats, Hannah Montana and Jamie Lynne are in chrage… We are all doomed !!!!!!!!!

  8. Kit

    JIMMY CHOOS?!?!? whats the matter Spency you blew all your money on that BLING BLING engagement ring you couldnt upgrade those to a pair of Louboutins with the red soles. LOSER..!! I rather be dateless then have spencer as a valentine

  9. she just presents herself again and she didnt lose her loyal fans

    they holda a party for her at pinkmingle.com

  10. Melissa

    Good thing he bought her new shoes because those flip flops has got to go.

  11. natalie

    The only possible reason I can think of people photographing these two pathetic wannabes is for my pure pleasure to rip them a new one. He is disgusting with his white cat stash and she is white trash covered up in designer jeans. My friend works at a tannng bed they go into and Heidi doesn’t speak. She whispers in Spencers ear and he speaks for her. Who do they really think they are? Too funny….

  12. natalie

    The only possible reason I can think of people photographing these two pathetic wannabes is for my pure pleasure to rip them a new one. He is disgusting with his white cat stash and she is white trash covered up in designer jeans. My friend works at a tannng bed they go into and Heidi doesn’t speak. She whispers in Spencers ear and he speaks for her. Who do they really think they are? Too funny….

  13. natalie

    The only possible reason I can think of people photographing these two pathetic wannabes is for my pure pleasure to rip them a new one. He is disgusting with his white cat stash and she is white trash covered up in designer jeans. My friend works at a tannng bed they go into and Heidi doesn’t speak. She whispers in Spencers ear and he speaks for her. Who do they really think they are? Too funny….

  14. Natalie

    PLEASE STOP GIVING THESE IDIOTS PUBLICITY!

  15. salor

    in a sillyboat. hate this people. kill the blondes!

  16. Joe

    What’s with the open mouth fake suprise look. My girlfriend hasn’t been suprised at flowers and champagne in years. When will they let them in on the increasinlgy cruel joke that they’re being setup to be mocked into oblivion, cuz apparently they still aren’t getting it. Desperately seeking manager.

  17. Kirby Puckett

    Hey Rod, Harmon, and Tony. I just noticed that there were a lot of former Twins commenting on this AWESOME picture, and I wanted to join the fun! Heidi has big boobs, and in a time like this, I’d like to think that that’s all that matters…that. And that. There, I think that’s enough thats.
    LUVS,
    KP

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  21. Nancy

    Did you see these 2 self-serving total idiots on Conan O’Brien last night?
    The Tonight Show must be hurting for people to come on their show
    if the best they can do is this dumb-ass duo. They have a book? They will
    be lucky if one is purchased. She is a total air-head and he is so
    arrogant, stupid and possibly gay.

  22. Digger

    What the *%^$??? Are you serious? I am so embrrassed that people are like this in the world and that our media gives a flying F#*& about what these 2 losers do on Valentine’s Day. Do we really care that Barbie and Ken sit on a boat sipping champagne? And what’s with the flowers being placed in every picture? I think these 2 idiots need some serious counseling and a psych evaluation. I don’t think they should be allowed to be out in public without some mental wards foloowing them to make sure they don’t pull anymore idiotic stunts like this to embarrass themselves. Hey Spencer, Heidi your guys are LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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