While it’s a documented fact I hate The Hills like a red-headed step-child, there’s no way I could pass on these pictures of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in Mexico. I guess I’m a sucker for two people in the throes of love. I’m a hopeless romantic. You know, the kind that gets drunk and throws dollar bills at his computer monitor until he realizes he’s gone through a grand and Heidi can’t really see him. Sort of like Leonardo DiCaprio’s character in Titanic, but way more sensitive to chick stuff.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Transparency! | January 10, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Could this bitch be posing any harder for the photogs???
Brittany | January 10, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Man, if I had a penny for every girl I’ve seen sunbathing doggy style…
RAT | January 10, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Sweet!!
Bubbles, dammit! | January 10, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Ugh that bitch is just one huge enormous bag of nothing.
The Office Whore | January 10, 2008 at 4:07 pm
who? this is not britney!!!
but this is:
American TV station Fox News say that a 30-minute video of the singer was posted on the web yesterday.
The raunchy footage is said to show a shaven-headed Britney performing sex acts on two women and a male companion.
During the video, the Toxic star is said to look dazed and consumes alcohol and “what appears to be cocaine and marijuana”.
That’s fun news. This is not.
kate | January 10, 2008 at 4:10 pm
mm she looks so natural… her boobs… her nose… her liposuction… her poses.
Judas Iscariot | January 10, 2008 at 4:11 pm
A) Her legs are short and stumpy.
B) Clearly this guy is gay. She rubbing oil all over herself and he lays there reading Fortune magazine? Fuck! In reality that was the current issue of Twinks with a fake Fortune cover.
Doomhammer | January 10, 2008 at 4:12 pm
That shit looks staged and posed. Next.
Giggles | January 10, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Hum….did they run into Britney?
laura | January 10, 2008 at 4:14 pm
There is no way that this is “pap” pictures… looks like they hired someone to take pictures of them and they “whored” themselves out again.
jay | January 10, 2008 at 4:15 pm
did she get more plastic surgery. she looks like an adult film star, and shallow pratt wouldnt like her if she weighted the same as a normal person
needle-dicked nate | January 10, 2008 at 4:16 pm
her vagina looks too big
Jimbo | January 10, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Nice rack. At least the day is looking up. This is far better that the crap we have been getting..
Gerald_Tarrant | January 10, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Hmmm, is this Tori Spelling’s long lost sister or did they both just go to the same fucked up plastic surgeon.
SuckIt | January 10, 2008 at 4:21 pm
ummm OK is it just me or are belly peircings totally OUT?!
what is with these “celebrities” these douchebags arent even worth writing about!!! and yet I am?!!! What’s wrong here!!!
Fake tits are totally OUT too.
p0nk | January 10, 2008 at 4:22 pm
she looks almost lifelike. i’d hit that so hard it would pop.
FRIST!!! | January 10, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Hey Office Whore! Where did you get that info? And can we see the video?
I hate this Heidi boobjob toothpick, and maybe only because I’m jealous of her intelligence..
Allison | January 10, 2008 at 4:22 pm
I have never seen 2 bigger idiots! I mean does she seriously think we think she is innocently preening on the beach, while Spencer reads “Fortune”. Do you think their publicist is given direction from nearby lounge chair? What utter fools!
BIPP | January 10, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Pretty bikini
JustBuzzed | January 10, 2008 at 4:23 pm
I think it’s funny that dude can read.
mixedmartialartvideos.com | January 10, 2008 at 4:24 pm
she upgraded pretty well
Grace | January 10, 2008 at 4:24 pm
These pictures look so staged and so forced, it’s uncomfortable to look at them. It’s ridiculous. Why doesn’t MTV just wake up and realize no one really gives a shit about spoiled rich kids and their fake problems? And her fake tits look painful.
Em | January 10, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Hey Superficial Writer – I hope you’re proud of yourself. With all the attention you give this little blonde plastic piece of shit, I’m pretty sure she’s your No. 1 Fan! Aren’t you proud?! *clap* *clap* *clap* She’s bound to dedicate a song to you one of these days. Kudos.
(Yes I’m a woman. Yes I know that she looks really hot in a very well paid-for/butterface kinda way. And yes I would do the same – well, just to my tits – if I had the cash. But it ain’t breaking my heart.)
Champ | January 10, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Have you ever seen someone try SO HARD to look like they don’t know cameras are watching? Sad. She will be pregnant and irrelevant by next Christmas.
jrz | January 10, 2008 at 4:27 pm
So what’s more fake……….her tits or this relationship?
T | January 10, 2008 at 4:28 pm
She’s an asshole. He’s a fag.
Chauncey Gardner | January 10, 2008 at 4:29 pm
That first shot looks like computer-generated porn. Fuckin’ A!
Fluffy Butt | January 10, 2008 at 4:29 pm
damn! somone deflate those bitches before she floats back to the US. Mexico can keep ‘em …
poser!
Jimbo | January 10, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Are we suppose to beleive that this is how she normally lays around the beach and that all of the photos are not staged??
TT | January 10, 2008 at 4:34 pm
He must be a faggot, she’s rubbing oil on her tits and he doesn’t even get a erection.
I’m fucking hard just looking at the pic.
FRIST!!! | January 10, 2008 at 4:36 pm
That’s how I normally lay around at the beach Jimbo. Doesn’t everybody? Course no one’s lining up to take my picture, but WHATEVER..
kevin | January 10, 2008 at 4:37 pm
good god this girl has an amazing body
Jimbo | January 10, 2008 at 4:37 pm
#13, and #29. I love it when my anal dwelling butt monkey troll talks to its self.
Jen | January 10, 2008 at 4:39 pm
And this loser says Lauren Conrad got wrapped up in hollywood. This girl is about an hour away from working the corners in Beverly Hills. Her parents must be real proud. There isn’t one real thing about this idiot.
masterless | January 10, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Ah crap…I cant stand these morons but my penis has changed its mind and wants more pics of that slut bending over. Preferably sucking a lollipop…my lollipop.
JD | January 10, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Nobody will miss these 2 “posers” when their plane crashes into the Pacific. It’s hard to find no-talents with an overdose of pride and self-importance that can top these two. Just die already!
PunkA | January 10, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Willing to bet the paps paid for this trip for hte posing. Maybe some extra cash too. Pretty sad state of affairs.
Plus, they both suck ass and are not even remotely interesting. Spencer can pretend to read Fortune Magazine all he wants. We still know he is a dimwit.
Jess | January 10, 2008 at 4:42 pm
FAKE TITS FTW.
Man, she must’ve paid the photographers to follow her. “Here, lemme just crawl over you and put my butt in the air.”
Not that I’m not into her. jeez. she’s hot.
Jimbo | January 10, 2008 at 4:43 pm
#31, FRIST I would take your picture any day, especially if you sun bathe doggy style.
kdollarsign | January 10, 2008 at 4:43 pm
first comment said it all. thrust those breasts! suck in that stomach! not like she needs to.
minniememe | January 10, 2008 at 4:44 pm
is she giving him a hand job in pic #11?
what a creepy display of exhibitionism.
darkman629 | January 10, 2008 at 4:47 pm
with those natural flippers for feet and over-inflated tits, i bet she can swim like a goddamn dolphin
Jimbo | January 10, 2008 at 4:47 pm
@31 FRIST, I bet if you asked my troll to take some pictures of you on the beach it would. It is always perving over your MySpace pics. WHo else has perved over you and Veggi in the past? Maybe that is who the anal dwelling butt monkey troll is or adbm for short..
Jimbo | January 10, 2008 at 4:47 pm
#31, FRIST I would take your picture any day, especially if you sun bathe doggy style.
raichu | January 10, 2008 at 4:48 pm
oomg, this girl needs help..
FRIST!!! | January 10, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Jimbo, it already offered.. you have mail.
Is there a new post yet? What’s going on with Britney? I heard she shaved her head. Is that true?
iseikoopsi | January 10, 2008 at 4:50 pm
her breasts look so fake ughh
Jimbo | January 10, 2008 at 4:51 pm
#43, Troll shut the fuck up already. Give it a rest. Don’t you have anything else to do with your life?
iseikoopsi | January 10, 2008 at 4:52 pm
her breasts look so fake ughh
Alexandra | January 10, 2008 at 4:52 pm
eww…her feet are gross looking…
Among other things already mentioned…