Heidi Montag and Spencer on the rocks? GASP!

March 6th, 2008 // 75 Comments

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s relationship is on the line in the new season of MTV’s The Hills. Supposedly there’s another woman involved, and Us Magazine is running with the story – as if it’s real. C’mon! Everyone knows Heidi and Spencer are the fakest fake fakers on the fucking fake coast of Fake-islavia. Here’s the fake scoop:

“Spencer and I have really had our ups and downs this past year,” Montag tells Us. “I’ve definitely been betrayed by friends before, but I’ve never had a boyfriend do this to me.”
She adds, “Spencer and I may differ on what it means to cheat.”

So obviously the producers are trying to create some drama by injecting one of the normal pitfalls of a relationship: doing other people. But you know what else happens in relationships sometimes? Murder/suicide. Get me the CEO and president of MTV on the line: “Hello? Satan? It’s The Superficial Writer. Yeah, I got the severed goats head. Thanks. Cleared that rash right up. Listen, that’s not why I called; I have a plot idea for The Hills you’re gonna love….”

Photos: Splash News
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  1. jstunnah

    yep pretty much…and heidi is an idiot for putting up with him. he controls her like a puppet. i would so have dropped him after he suggested that he shoot the vid for my first single. she should have known better.

  2. Mattjvail@gmail.com

    Amen, amen

  3. Jesse

    The man looks handsome. Mmmmm, it seems he is very interested in dating wealthy young guys. I saw him on millionaire&celeb dating site “SeekingRich.com”
    last week.

  4. He was probably sick of trying to get that plastic taste out of his mouth. But the benefit of a Barbie is you can always pop it’s head off.

    #7 – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  5. e

    oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    oooooooooooooo

  6. jan

    i don’t like her

  7. jan

    i don’t like her

  8. i want to motorboat her (fake) breasts :)

  9. D. Richards (Scumbag.)

    Oh, yeah! Murder-suicide! Let us pray, hard!

    Please, lord, end Heidi Montag’s life. Pratt as well, but Heidi I want annihilated.

  10. UncleTouchy

    They are both so stupid I’m sure he would pull a suicide-murder instead with Hiedi standing over his body wondering why she is still alive..

  11. kitty_kat

    Whoa! That dress is NOT flattering. It makes her look like a 12-year-old boy.

  12. BunnyButt

    61, in other words, perfect for Spencer.

  13. KK

    Hey, I think I see K-Fed in the background

  14. julie

    Who in satan’s name are these people? She looks like a stepford wife. Actually, HE looks like a stepford wife.

  15. I heard she has a new baby .The man who is dating with her in millonaire dating site” wealthyloving.com”.Just curious.

  16. Elizzzabeth

    spencer is a retarded Croat

  17. Elizzzabeth

    spencer is a retarded Croat

  18. Allie

    I am not a fan of Heidi or Spencer but i do feel bad for Heidi. even she doesnt deserve a boyfriend who cheats on her.

  19. ME

    why do you even give them the satisfaction of having them on ur site??? i loved the hills, now i DONT watch it, cuz becasuse of them. ugh, they sicken me,

  20. jack

    This poor kid looks like a douche in every possible picture.

  21. Greg

    They r sooo fake. The only thing not fake about spencer is how big an a**hole he is. He’s so mean to heidi

  22. Greg

    They r sooo fake. The only thing not fake about spencer is how big an a**hole he is. He’s so mean to heidi

  23. Greg

    They r sooo fake. The only thing not fake about spencer is how big an a**hole he is. He’s so mean to heidi

  24. Aimee

    I HATE HATE HATE HATE THESE FUCKING TWO!
    SERIOUSLY! THEY COULD BOTH DIE AND I WOULD PROBABLY START TO LAUGH!! URGGH! WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE WATCH THEIR SHOW?!! WHY DO YOU WANNA GIVE THESE PEOPLE MONEY!!

  25. These two absolutely get on my nerve’s! I have no idea why he is so mean to heidi

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