Heidi Montag and Spencer on the rocks? GASP!

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s relationship is on the line in the new season of MTV’s The Hills. Supposedly there’s another woman involved, and Us Magazine is running with the story – as if it’s real. C’mon! Everyone knows Heidi and Spencer are the fakest fake fakers on the fucking fake coast of Fake-islavia. Here’s the fake scoop:

“Spencer and I have really had our ups and downs this past year,” Montag tells Us. “I’ve definitely been betrayed by friends before, but I’ve never had a boyfriend do this to me.”
She adds, “Spencer and I may differ on what it means to cheat.”

So obviously the producers are trying to create some drama by injecting one of the normal pitfalls of a relationship: doing other people. But you know what else happens in relationships sometimes? Murder/suicide. Get me the CEO and president of MTV on the line: “Hello? Satan? It’s The Superficial Writer. Yeah, I got the severed goats head. Thanks. Cleared that rash right up. Listen, that’s not why I called; I have a plot idea for The Hills you’re gonna love….”

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