Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad want to be famous

June 6th, 2007 // 117 Comments

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  1. alex f

    no idea who these hos are but by these pics i’m hoping this heidi girl gets desperate enough for fame to get naked somewhere, anywhere. my wang is really liking what i’m seeing here. and that’s what’s important, right?

  2. spineofsnake

    eww…all i can see are huge feet and bunions.

  3. casual observer

    I wonder how much they paid the photographers to pay attention to them…or US weekly for that matter. This was completely staged. Just like every other time she’s in a magazine. spencer looks like he has early 90s lame ass curly hair, and he’s a huge pansy whose goal in life is to be famous, and she’s the pathetic sidekick that has the same dream. She’s riding on the coattails of LC and needs to go. i fuckin’ hate those two.

  4. woodhorse

    Heidi could get a job with the Pony Express with those saddlebags.

  5. Snatchit

    I have no fucking idea who this chick is and could careless if she’s a celebrity or will become one. But after weeks of seeing Brittney’s cottage cheese ass, LiLo’s freckled face and grandma snatch, anything Paris, and a neverending line of skeletor bodies (Nicole, et. al), I welcome the sight of a young, healthy, (possibly) pristine babe. Well, at least a babe that doesn’t scream CRACK WHORE at first sight!

  6. ph7

    Butterface.

  7. 15piecesofflare

    The only thing this chick has going on is that she’s young and thin.

    …and someday those things will go away.

  8. Britt

    Ok shen pretty and everything, but she isnt famous, but her bf its HOT, i would soo do him..lol

  9. not me

    Her boyfriend is a douche bag.

  10. lou

    What no tattoos, W00T!!! It is refreshing to see a chick with no tattoos.

  11. BlohansDeviatedSpetum

    Man face.

  12. Tracey

    Butterface!!!

  13. wow who wouldnt tap tht ass!

  14. n

    Spencer seems like a raging sociopath. Every time I see the two of them I think of the “Ken and Barbie” killers in Canada. They were the blonde serial killer couple who videotaped their crimes. It’s quite disturbing actually.

  15. Eva

    I think both of them are fucking ugly… and her bikini is atrocious… my grandma used to have something like that… she threw it away ages ago cause she said it wasn’t “in” anymore…obviously this horse faced bitch didn’t get the memo

  16. keiskdh

    # 114.. the “Ken and Barbie” serial killer couple? Maybe you’re thinking of the sick f*cks Karla Humolka and Paul Bernardo.. but they were anything but goodlooking blonde barbies. They were actually ugly as hell.

  17. thanks for your post!!!!!!!

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