Despite the fact that yoga is the Devil’s aerobics, Heidi Montag spent the weekend testing the limberness of her new body that she can’t afford because exactly five people bought her album. Which is why I’m pretty sure this is a porn audition. But if it’s not, wow, what a fucking idiot. This is like hitting a home run into space in front of the president of baseball only to turn down a major league contract to pursue whatever the hell it is Heidi does. Human guinea pig for vapid people? I don’t even care.
Photos/Video: Pacific Coast News
I am sorry she looks drop dead gorgeous. Most attractive woman ever. I would die to look like her, I don’t care if she’s all plastic, she looks damned good. Hot body, flawless face and skin. She was looking bit freakish in earlier photos but her swelling is going down. She is such physical perfection. Personality and IQ wise is another story though.
Lol, are your initials n.s? Sounds like your exact wording.
Hey, I’m an open minded girl from UK, I’m interested in exotic things, photography, dating and sports…I have my photos on — SeekTall.com —, I love tall guys!
Do you love traveling and have some experience? Just find me out.
I don’t like her or anything, but at least in those pictures there’s no doubt she looks amazing.
she actually doesnt looks that bad.
Pic 8 is perfect… for her new career in porn! (pretty please!)
From pictures she doesn’t look ugly but just the idea of all that plastic stuffed in her I ‘m gonna throw up .What is she 25?she fucked up herself big big time but I have to say it’s just the end of the circle…she has no brain,she talks like a robot and the look in her eyes is completely gone:she totally fits her new box.Is this people taking pills or it’s all in the package?The look in her eyes is empty.
@100 is totally right, there is no way she could have gone from freakish to human looking in a few days, I agree the photos are edited. And the bony pony tank top is a give away to that.
Bitch looks like a forty year-old woman trying to relive her younger years by getting shit tons of plastic surgery.
Here’s the moral dilemma, is it a bad message to young girls if she looks hot…Im still pondering.
This is not yoga…
she lacks basic sex appeal and looks, plastic doesn’t make you sexy
Camera whore! Camera whore!
I just wanna know….if she crosses her legs, does her mouth snap open?
Stupidplasticbimbo
I just wanna know….if she crosses her legs, does her mouth snap open?
Stupidplasticbimbo
NAMASTE, MOTHERFUCKERS!
(pulls out machine gun)
…but for real, fake yoga, and wearing 11 prayer bracelets?
I don’t think I’ve ever been so “fake” insulted as a practicing Buddhist in my life. This is beyond ridiculous. It’s humourous.
So hot. Love the pics where you can see across her flat belly in between her thighs. That’s a golden palace in there.
I’d suspect her from having her cooter replaced by a fleshlight as well.
Yeah you can totally see her gash under her sweatpants when she’s doing the crab. Dutty slut, i’d pound her
O Crap it is anna nicole smith.!!!
her tits look… .pukes.
My guess is that she made her friend wear that poncho and hat, so that she could be the sexy one. And seriously, that’s the kind of “yoga” you’ll likely only find at a community center for the aging.
I guess now she can bend like Gumby since she’s all plastic.
I just took a huge dump…on her chin.
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What a sad, vacuous dumbass twat she is.
And she combined with her equally sad, vacuous twat of a husband are just too fucking stupid.
These two and those idiots, like that dumb twat “Snooki”, on that Jersey “reality” show are, sadly for this nation, the perfect representations of their age group.
There’s a reason America is likened to ancient Rome.
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She looks so damn hot… you gotta admit it. You fuckers just don’t like her because she’s a republican…
And I would like to thank God for grass I am doing Yoga on and the butterflies circling around me….wait…did you get a shot of my crotch in the air? Yea? ok now where was I …oh and I would like to thank god for bla bla bla. What a joke.
I’d Robomotorboat the sheet out of that mmmmm..bzzzzzzzt…beeep…boooop
Will this move finally turn Prancer Pratt non-extra-gay? Stay tunes
tuned…
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Hmm…
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126. You’re a bunch of douchbags – January 26, 2010 10:55 AM
She looks so damn hot… you gotta admit it. You fuckers just don’t like her because she’s a republican…
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Fakeness is “so damned hot”?
No wonder you’re a Party of Limbaugher.
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Even w/the sawzall to the chin…still a horseface, remember…
http://sickitten.com/2010/01/16/a-horseface-isforever.aspx
Sarah, #101, I’d hate to see what you look like…
+1 This is not yoga…
You’ll no longer see her travel be plane any more. Silicone explodes in pressurized areas. Like others have said, dye her hair black and she’s WHORE Kim Kardashian’s twin.
Whether I’d still do her, does the Sun rise in the east? Lot less chance catching an STD from her than Kardashian, Slutty Ho Paris, etc…
i’d drill her ass for oil.
The plastic seems to be settling better. Fap fap fap just cuz she seems desperate for someone to want to rub one out to her.
if there’s anything i learned from this blog, it’s that all men are scumbags. i think this statement can be considered a metaphysical fact.
Gee, maybe if I take out a loan for thousands of dollars I could get my chin and nose sandpapered off and have some air bags attached to my chest so that some random date-raping, misogynistic assholes can talk about how they’d like to ejaculate on my immobile face on celebrity blogs just like Heidi!
LOL
what’s with the lumpiness in her boobs?
Wasnt barbie tall??
This chick is plastic and short…maybe one of those knock off barbies…but not the real thing.
Let’s all make fun of her ears and take bets on how long it takes her to get them fixed.
Haaaa haaaaa! Randal, you crack me up every time!
hahaha…her boobs look lop-sided. So much for paying a jillion dollars for ‘perfect’ breasts.
…and she’s got a uniboob goin on in the first pic, but when they’re smooshed on the ground, they’re too far apart.
ssup wit’ dat?
The surgeries do seem to be ‘settling in’ now.
She looks a lot better now that it’s been a few days.
hahahahahaha i love some of these comments! Heidi is a stupid worthless cunt. i hate that bitch and really dont see any point of the media keeping up with her. she’s an idiot and is desperate for attention. sad really. get a life you plastic slut. no one cares about you and your fake parts. as for comment # 118 i would doubt it either.
LOL @ 90…so true. I thought of that scene in Mean Girls when I saw these pics as well
@ 3 – Oh, shut up already.
So, is Heidi reduced to a life of fake reality video’s like these? That wasn’t even a real yoga instructor. It was funny when they cut from when the instructor was helping her to another completely different “pose”. I bet she fell on her fake bum.
@ 143- she already had them done!