Despite the fact that yoga is the Devil’s aerobics, Heidi Montag spent the weekend testing the limberness of her new body that she can’t afford because exactly five people bought her album. Which is why I’m pretty sure this is a porn audition. But if it’s not, wow, what a fucking idiot. This is like hitting a home run into space in front of the president of baseball only to turn down a major league contract to pursue whatever the hell it is Heidi does. Human guinea pig for vapid people? I don’t even care.
Photos/Video: Pacific Coast News
asdasd | January 25, 2010 at 6:49 pm
gross
woowoo | January 25, 2010 at 6:49 pm
fourteeth! to all you first faggots. eat a dick
john | January 25, 2010 at 6:51 pm
I still see the Crimson Chin when I look at her new face
bobby | January 25, 2010 at 6:51 pm
omg her boobs are grody to the max
dude | January 25, 2010 at 6:51 pm
i’d hit it..
MCgrapeNutss | January 25, 2010 at 6:54 pm
she is so self absorbed and plastic
not-hot
whatsoever
Chicken Fillet | January 25, 2010 at 6:54 pm
Brainless trash bag. Good for nothing but depositing a load on.
Justin | January 25, 2010 at 6:54 pm
im not gonna lie, she looks insanely hot
Jenny | January 25, 2010 at 6:56 pm
Yuck. Aren’t boobs supposed to touch? It’s called cleavage.
Punky | January 25, 2010 at 6:56 pm
She’s not even doing the moves properly.
cath | January 25, 2010 at 6:58 pm
Holy cow, her face — if you dye her hair brown — looks Kardashian.
Someone tell Picard, Sisko and Worf!! This must be stopped!
Dr. | January 25, 2010 at 6:58 pm
I’m with #7 on this. SHE LOOKS AWESOME.
I’d hit it as hard as I could. People slag being fake looking – so what? Get over it.
udunome | January 25, 2010 at 6:58 pm
heres the thing, she does look good, but 5 years from now shes gonna be all saggy and ugly, plastic surgery will do that too you, so i prefer her the best before any of her plastic surgerys wen she was just a normal girl
Julez | January 25, 2010 at 6:59 pm
Am I the only one that sees Anna Nicole Smith when they look at Heidi?
Randal | January 25, 2010 at 7:02 pm
Heidi, you’ve certainly have a flare for looking good and taking care of yourself. Yoga does wonder for the body and it shows! Your skin has a natural glow and shine that many women try to find in a bottle. Amazing!
Randal
fat guy in a little shirt.... | January 25, 2010 at 7:06 pm
dumb as a rock, but, she’s beautiful to look at. A real Barbie doll.
AnnaDraconida | January 25, 2010 at 7:09 pm
She has to be careful with those yoga moves, or the silicone balloons might pop out. I wonder if her nose will fall off in a few years.
princesspink | January 25, 2010 at 7:11 pm
I actually think she looks really pretty. She has gorgeous skin!
linda | January 25, 2010 at 7:12 pm
She kinda looks like that Shane Lamas girl on the E network.
She looks high as hell and yeah, does look a little on the porn side.
wonderwhy | January 25, 2010 at 7:13 pm
With all the plastic surgery Wacko Jack underwent, I doubt that she’s getting anywhere near to going overboard if the “overboard” line is what that freak did.
valerie | January 25, 2010 at 7:13 pm
she looks dead in the eyes. go away already.she’s so desperate for attention it’s sick . she thought she was too big for her mtv show and look at her now. jersey shore idiots, pay attention and sign that contract fast or you’ll be just like this one.
Rach | January 25, 2010 at 7:14 pm
Her face looks significantly better than it did when she first revealed it. I hate to say so, but she actually looks damn good. That bought-and-paid-for ass makes me really jealous.
Retard Randal | January 25, 2010 at 7:15 pm
“Your skin has a natural glow”
Really Retard Randal? I thought she just had 10 fucking plastic surgeries?
(other than me) Randal is the most disingenuous poster on this site.
glace neuf | January 25, 2010 at 7:15 pm
i’d hit it. i’d hate myself the next day, but it wouldn’t stop me.
Puddin' Taine | January 25, 2010 at 7:16 pm
The refund gap on her +2′s aren’t as bad as Audrina Patridge, but I’d still give a nice white frosting to em (as well as Audrina)
Hmm | January 25, 2010 at 7:19 pm
What’s interesting is that she looks great in all the pics since her surgery, but when she did that interview about a week ago, she didn’t look right. Her nose looked too small for her face and she just looked fake, whereas in the new video, she looks very pretty. I don’t get it. Maybe it’s the lighting or angle.
Nameless | January 25, 2010 at 7:22 pm
She and her husband are both a couple douchebags but I gotta admit I hit hard and in several different positions.
Hell I might even let her make me breakfast the morning after but she’ll have to be out before 10AM and find her own freakin’ way home.
scoff | January 25, 2010 at 7:22 pm
Um, what’s with the tons of beaded bracelets?
Um, also, Retard Randal? I think (original) Randal’s theme is irony dude.
sure | January 25, 2010 at 7:24 pm
She’s trying way to hard, Look at my boobs LOOOOK at them!!
drew carey | January 25, 2010 at 7:27 pm
upside down, she looks like megan fox
Anon | January 25, 2010 at 7:30 pm
Upside down they all look like Megan Fox. LOL
Anon | January 25, 2010 at 7:31 pm
Eh. She looks less like Boris Karloff in these pictures.
She's a skank | January 25, 2010 at 7:32 pm
Twin cow udders! Look out, coming at you in 3D!
Guy Incognito | January 25, 2010 at 7:33 pm
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It’s got Paul Anka’s guarantee…
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Spencer Pratt | January 25, 2010 at 7:33 pm
Hopefully this worthless assclown keeps getting surgery until she looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein. The only point to this plastic surgery bullshit is to get her face in the press again; until she looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein or she does a porno where she is getting fucked in the ass with the rough end of a pineapple, please stop writing about this rancid cunt.
sandra | January 25, 2010 at 7:35 pm
I used to envy her, just because she had something like personal beauty, a cute body… now i just feel pity. I miss her face and original body shape. :(
superstar | January 25, 2010 at 7:36 pm
#15, you dumb retard. Don’t you read news? She’s all plastic.
The only thing she can do with her face now is smile. Nothing else moves! And the only reason she has such a slim figure is liposuction!
Mizz_Arabian_Queen | January 25, 2010 at 7:38 pm
ohkayy she just wants to me famousss
i dont hink this should be the wayy to do itt
[UGHHH she trys so hardd}}
Pal | January 25, 2010 at 7:39 pm
Reading the comments, if this set of picture is a means to win people over after the negative response she’s received for her cosmetic surgery, she’s already halfway there.
Beth | January 25, 2010 at 7:40 pm
First of all, that’s the worst freaking yoga I’ve ever seen. She’s not even close to doing anything properly.
Second of all, the only poses being shown are the ones that either A) show off her huge fake tits, or B) can be considered sexual looking. Somehow I don’t think that’s an accident.
This chick is a big fake moron, and big fake morons are ugly. Yuck.
Baloon Boy | January 25, 2010 at 7:45 pm
Maybe she did it for the show
satnswombat | January 25, 2010 at 7:48 pm
Wow,
Her eyes are completely dead.
That must be the result when your soul is too far gone to even scream any more.
Lindsey Snort-han | January 25, 2010 at 8:03 pm
Yep because when you do Yoga, you MUST have your hair done first and make SURE you have plenty of jewlery on as well. Oh and looking somewhat stylish is key to a sucessful workout!
Doest matter, she’s still a wart hog and extremely homley!!
She should be bulldozed into a hole along with those Hatian people killed…
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Alejandro | January 25, 2010 at 8:08 pm
I would also hit that as hard as I could but I’d probably break it and she’ll charge me for all the money she owes lol. But in all seriousness that doctor is a man sent by God. Heidi looks fantastic she should get into porn, if she can make me hard by looking at her, just imagine the possibilities!
jenn | January 25, 2010 at 8:15 pm
she looks different now because her faced has healed more–supposedly the surgeon was aghast that she went public last week because her face was still somewhat swollen and not representative of what she would eventually look like. her face is a lot more human looking now, and it’s pretty in a generic plastic way. however, she should not have gotten the boob job because only porn stars have boobs that big.
rien | January 25, 2010 at 8:20 pm
1) ok, she does look good. but her immobile face is creepy.
2) There’s no way that was a real yoga instructor. She was doing everything completely wrong. If she actually tried to get completely into any of the poses with that idiot coaching her she’d break something. Ooh! Maybe this will become a regular thing and we’ll get to watch her pull a groin!
tony gabone | January 25, 2010 at 8:20 pm
Don’t see anything wrong with that video or the pictures……….as long as they dont show Spencer, it’s all good to me
Trent | January 25, 2010 at 8:21 pm
I have to say, she looks 1000% better than she did before.
FishMan | January 25, 2010 at 8:24 pm
Fish admit it that you are getting some sponsorship deal from selling her on your site…..at least man up and admit it! We know times are hard so every $$$ counts unless the rewards are in person……..