Heidi Klum’s breasts are a shining beacon of capitalism
Supermodel Heidi Klum does an insane amount of breast jiggling in this new commercial for Guitar Hero: World Tour edition. Basically, she’s in nothing but a bra and panties* reenacting Tom Cruise’s dance scene from Risky Business. My sources tell me Tom found Heidi’s rendition to be “yucky” – then instructed Katie Holmes to grow a mustache. I should state for the record my source is a ham sandwich, but he looks reliable.
Thanks to Allison who makes Ms. Pac-Man look like a yellow gumball with a bow.
*This is the part where you should stop reading and press “Play.” (Hint: It’s the arrow.)