Heidi Klum’s breasts are a shining beacon of capitalism

November 5th, 2008 // 84 Comments

Supermodel Heidi Klum does an insane amount of breast jiggling in this new commercial for Guitar Hero: World Tour edition. Basically, she’s in nothing but a bra and panties* reenacting Tom Cruise’s dance scene from Risky Business. My sources tell me Tom found Heidi’s rendition to be “yucky” – then instructed Katie Holmes to grow a mustache. I should state for the record my source is a ham sandwich, but he looks reliable.

Thanks to Allison who makes Ms. Pac-Man look like a yellow gumball with a bow.

*This is the part where you should stop reading and press “Play.” (Hint: It’s the arrow.)

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  1. christian

    frist first first firts

  2. christian o las vegas

    second second sceond secondzies

  3. CaptainMorgan

    What!? No slo-mo!?!?! LAME.

  4. Ted Mosby

    She can still shake’em

  5. AndresV

    Incredible, particularly since she has popped two mini Seals out of her body, she’s still damn hot….

  6. I love jiggling breast. To bad my work blocks video streaming

  7. havoc

    Very nice…..

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  8. Vince Lombardi

    I hate you, Seal.

  9. Can those mangos look this good after 3 kids? Id like to probe! but they’d have to put seal in a cage!

  10. Doggy Style

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    THE ANSWWER

  11. It's Me Fuckers!!

    she did better and looked better than Tommyboy doing it.

  12. Doggy Style

    this is exactly how you sell shit, im buying

  13. ali

    i love america!

  14. Corinna

    Funny, I saw this commercial last night, but she wore the shirt the whole time. Guess they toned it down for the more conservative audiences… lame.

  15. Missing on video shoot day:

    Kim Kardashian (drums)
    Jessica Alba (bass)
    Paris Hilton (vocals, c’mon, who wouldn’t think a typically drunk/high/penetrated chick would sound hilarious lip-syncing?)

    Doesn’t work for me when she’s all by herself, you know?

  16. BaconLover69

    damn it i thought it said shining bacon.

  17. OUCH

    capitalism….funny

  18. ph7

    I dunno. Didn’t seem to sexy to me.

    Supermodels are too skinny to ‘jiggle”. They look best posing in a sultry manner.

    But if you want someone to shake that assss, you need some to meat to move around.

  19. combustion8

    german sluts rule!!

  20. dork

    YEAH! Thank you Superficial Gods!!!!

    Tits. Jiggly Tits. and MORE jiggly tits.

    Even got in a gratuitous crotch shot! Too bad she shaved.

    I bet she plays a Skin Flute good!!!!

  21. frankinsloth

    of course she’s HOT….. damn shame she fucks uglyass seal….

  22. here's a dollar, you whore

    i love capitalism. the women here will do anything for a dollar. their legs will spread open upon seeing the dollar.

  23. here's a dollar, you whore

    i love capitalism. the women here will do anything for a dollar. their legs will spread open upon seeing the dollar.

  24. fax

    This girl is so stupid. Gets undress to promote a guitar.. yes Heidi, really relevant work there!

  25. BlackBanana

    Editor’s NFA cut, love it.

  26. bob

    She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site “”"”M e e t i n g R i c h . c o m”"”"”"last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.—–???????———

  27. Insatiable Peter

    Heidi, ich liebe dich. Seal, gehen in die Hölle.

  28. starship

    TCLTC

  29. Archangel

    And to think, there are still people who don’t believe in a benevolent and loving God.

  30. lmao

    She looks like a fucking whore! What are women showing that the only way people will pay attention and buy products is if women display themselves as dirt bags and for her shes a mother shame on her skank!!!

  31. Ted from LA

    I love tits as much (and probably more) than the next guy, but she looks like a fucking idiot on this video. Word.

  32. Jiggles

    PLEASE FIX RSS FEED IMAGES!!!!

  33. AMERICA doesn’t need this STUCK-UP, folks!!

  34. zuzuspetals

    She’s adorable. I don’t approve of wearing socks on such a slippery floor. That’s not safe.

    OBAMA IS GOING TO BE PRESIDENT!
    YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
    WOO- HOOOO!

  35. Hunker down y'all

    Obama is just Bush with a tan. You don’t become President in America without working for the Jews, like Rahm Emmanuel who he just named Chief of Staff. His mommy was a witch just like Heidi Klum, slumming it with the voodoo priests… WITCHES EVERYWHERE. America is doomed, don’t drink the Kool-Aid or they’ll get your soul as well as your body.

  36. Gio

    You mean this wasn’t a beer/alcohol commercial?

    Oh that makes sense. It was for boys that play video games and will never see a woman in their underwear … well maybe a fugly woman in her 50′s when they are in their 40′s. Good campaign.

  37. seal

    She squirms just like that when she gets a visit from the “Little Seal.” Troof.

  38. Rob

    Beacons of capitalism hmm? Maybe Obama can redistribute them to my mouth.

  39. b

    shes a disgusting monkey lover. She makes me want to vomit.

  40. Sheva

    German girls offer a warm respite for deposit but that is one sexless looking dancing if I’ve ever seen it.

    She’s kinda lame.

    Does look very good after pushing out three puppies but she’s no Sarah Palin.

  41. Sheva

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  42. Rossco

    best.commercial.ever.EVER.

  43. Heidi Klum always seems so fun.

    On an irrelevant note:

    My workmate calls her ‘the model Plum.’ He wears flip flops.

  44. bastard

    She’s a n!gger lover so that instantly kills her from being hot in any way shape or form!

  45. Anne

    She looks ridiculous running around like that to shill for Guitar Hero.

    And that is why she is completely awesome. Heidi Klum doesn’t take herself too seriously. Considering her good looks, amazing body, a lucrative, multi-faceted career and a fun, talented (and apparently very well-endowed) husband, I think it’s very cool that she still likes making fun of herself.

    Of course I’m sure it didn’t hurt that she was paid obscene amounts of money to do that commercial like all the other people turning up to promote GH:WT.

    That oh-so-fake audition thing with Alice Cooper and company as “judges”, made my suspension of disbelief go all twitchy.

  46. Divole

    Very funny video… :)

  47. nagszsb

    Klum is a nig.ger loving whore who shits out ugly stupid little niglets by committing bestiality with her ugly groid. No, she is not hot. If she ever did porn, she could star as a urinal or a toilet in some golden shower vid or some scat porn.

    She should be fed into a wood-chipper feet first.

  48. mars

    yeah she is beautiful and sexual , i have seen some more hot videoes and sexual pics about her on http://www.bigbisexual.com ,yeah she is really sexual ..i love her very much ,sexual baby is always atractive ,

  49. hsdbd

    She needs to have a hole drilled in her head and then have the top of her skull cut off with a saber saw. Core out one of her eyes and fuck her in the eye socket.

  50. English Bob

    All you Racist fucking rednecks out there on about her nigger husband and kids et al, just remember you’re country is now run by a black man, because a white man couldn’t do it. HAHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
    Now shut the fuck up and go and fuck your sister…

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