Supermodel Heidi Klum does an insane amount of breast jiggling in this new commercial for Guitar Hero: World Tour edition. Basically, she’s in nothing but a bra and panties* reenacting Tom Cruise’s dance scene from Risky Business. My sources tell me Tom found Heidi’s rendition to be “yucky” – then instructed Katie Holmes to grow a mustache. I should state for the record my source is a ham sandwich, but he looks reliable.
Thanks to Allison who makes Ms. Pac-Man look like a yellow gumball with a bow.
*This is the part where you should stop reading and press “Play.” (Hint: It’s the arrow.)
christian | November 5, 2008 at 5:16 pm
frist first first firts
christian o las vegas | November 5, 2008 at 5:17 pm
second second sceond secondzies
CaptainMorgan | November 5, 2008 at 5:19 pm
What!? No slo-mo!?!?! LAME.
Ted Mosby | November 5, 2008 at 5:20 pm
She can still shake’em
AndresV | November 5, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Incredible, particularly since she has popped two mini Seals out of her body, she’s still damn hot….
Jimbo | November 5, 2008 at 5:31 pm
I love jiggling breast. To bad my work blocks video streaming
havoc | November 5, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Very nice…..
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Vince Lombardi | November 5, 2008 at 5:37 pm
I hate you, Seal.
Rough Daddy | November 5, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Can those mangos look this good after 3 kids? Id like to probe! but they’d have to put seal in a cage!
Doggy Style | November 5, 2008 at 5:42 pm
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THE ANSWWER
It's Me Fuckers!! | November 5, 2008 at 5:43 pm
she did better and looked better than Tommyboy doing it.
Doggy Style | November 5, 2008 at 5:44 pm
this is exactly how you sell shit, im buying
ali | November 5, 2008 at 5:49 pm
i love america!
Corinna | November 5, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Funny, I saw this commercial last night, but she wore the shirt the whole time. Guess they toned it down for the more conservative audiences… lame.
Hunter | November 5, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Missing on video shoot day:
Kim Kardashian (drums)
Jessica Alba (bass)
Paris Hilton (vocals, c’mon, who wouldn’t think a typically drunk/high/penetrated chick would sound hilarious lip-syncing?)
Doesn’t work for me when she’s all by herself, you know?
BaconLover69 | November 5, 2008 at 6:06 pm
damn it i thought it said shining bacon.
OUCH | November 5, 2008 at 6:12 pm
capitalism….funny
ph7 | November 5, 2008 at 6:16 pm
I dunno. Didn’t seem to sexy to me.
Supermodels are too skinny to ‘jiggle”. They look best posing in a sultry manner.
But if you want someone to shake that assss, you need some to meat to move around.
combustion8 | November 5, 2008 at 6:16 pm
german sluts rule!!
dork | November 5, 2008 at 6:28 pm
YEAH! Thank you Superficial Gods!!!!
Tits. Jiggly Tits. and MORE jiggly tits.
Even got in a gratuitous crotch shot! Too bad she shaved.
I bet she plays a Skin Flute good!!!!
frankinsloth | November 5, 2008 at 6:32 pm
of course she’s HOT….. damn shame she fucks uglyass seal….
here's a dollar, you whore | November 5, 2008 at 6:48 pm
i love capitalism. the women here will do anything for a dollar. their legs will spread open upon seeing the dollar.
here's a dollar, you whore | November 5, 2008 at 6:48 pm
i love capitalism. the women here will do anything for a dollar. their legs will spread open upon seeing the dollar.
fax | November 5, 2008 at 6:58 pm
This girl is so stupid. Gets undress to promote a guitar.. yes Heidi, really relevant work there!
BlackBanana | November 5, 2008 at 7:30 pm
Editor’s NFA cut, love it.
bob | November 5, 2008 at 7:32 pm
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site “”"”M e e t i n g R i c h . c o m”"”"”"last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.—–???????———
Insatiable Peter | November 5, 2008 at 7:38 pm
Heidi, ich liebe dich. Seal, gehen in die Hölle.
starship | November 5, 2008 at 7:52 pm
TCLTC
Archangel | November 5, 2008 at 8:20 pm
And to think, there are still people who don’t believe in a benevolent and loving God.
lmao | November 5, 2008 at 8:32 pm
She looks like a fucking whore! What are women showing that the only way people will pay attention and buy products is if women display themselves as dirt bags and for her shes a mother shame on her skank!!!
Ted from LA | November 5, 2008 at 8:45 pm
I love tits as much (and probably more) than the next guy, but she looks like a fucking idiot on this video. Word.
Jiggles | November 5, 2008 at 9:43 pm
PLEASE FIX RSS FEED IMAGES!!!!
gerard Vandenberg | November 5, 2008 at 10:01 pm
AMERICA doesn’t need this STUCK-UP, folks!!
zuzuspetals | November 5, 2008 at 10:04 pm
She’s adorable. I don’t approve of wearing socks on such a slippery floor. That’s not safe.
OBAMA IS GOING TO BE PRESIDENT!
YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
WOO- HOOOO!
Hunker down y'all | November 5, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Obama is just Bush with a tan. You don’t become President in America without working for the Jews, like Rahm Emmanuel who he just named Chief of Staff. His mommy was a witch just like Heidi Klum, slumming it with the voodoo priests… WITCHES EVERYWHERE. America is doomed, don’t drink the Kool-Aid or they’ll get your soul as well as your body.
Gio | November 5, 2008 at 10:14 pm
You mean this wasn’t a beer/alcohol commercial?
Oh that makes sense. It was for boys that play video games and will never see a woman in their underwear … well maybe a fugly woman in her 50′s when they are in their 40′s. Good campaign.
seal | November 5, 2008 at 10:51 pm
She squirms just like that when she gets a visit from the “Little Seal.” Troof.
Rob | November 5, 2008 at 10:53 pm
Beacons of capitalism hmm? Maybe Obama can redistribute them to my mouth.
b | November 5, 2008 at 11:36 pm
shes a disgusting monkey lover. She makes me want to vomit.
Sheva | November 5, 2008 at 11:41 pm
German girls offer a warm respite for deposit but that is one sexless looking dancing if I’ve ever seen it.
She’s kinda lame.
Does look very good after pushing out three puppies but she’s no Sarah Palin.
Sheva | November 5, 2008 at 11:42 pm
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Rossco | November 5, 2008 at 11:50 pm
best.commercial.ever.EVER.
Grumpus | November 6, 2008 at 12:08 am
Heidi Klum always seems so fun.
On an irrelevant note:
My workmate calls her ‘the model Plum.’ He wears flip flops.
bastard | November 6, 2008 at 12:58 am
She’s a n!gger lover so that instantly kills her from being hot in any way shape or form!
Anne | November 6, 2008 at 1:41 am
She looks ridiculous running around like that to shill for Guitar Hero.
And that is why she is completely awesome. Heidi Klum doesn’t take herself too seriously. Considering her good looks, amazing body, a lucrative, multi-faceted career and a fun, talented (and apparently very well-endowed) husband, I think it’s very cool that she still likes making fun of herself.
Of course I’m sure it didn’t hurt that she was paid obscene amounts of money to do that commercial like all the other people turning up to promote GH:WT.
That oh-so-fake audition thing with Alice Cooper and company as “judges”, made my suspension of disbelief go all twitchy.
Divole | November 6, 2008 at 1:46 am
Very funny video… :)
nagszsb | November 6, 2008 at 2:21 am
Klum is a nig.ger loving whore who shits out ugly stupid little niglets by committing bestiality with her ugly groid. No, she is not hot. If she ever did porn, she could star as a urinal or a toilet in some golden shower vid or some scat porn.
She should be fed into a wood-chipper feet first.
mars | November 6, 2008 at 2:24 am
yeah she is beautiful and sexual , i have seen some more hot videoes and sexual pics about her on http://www.bigbisexual.com ,yeah she is really sexual ..i love her very much ,sexual baby is always atractive ,
hsdbd | November 6, 2008 at 4:52 am
She needs to have a hole drilled in her head and then have the top of her skull cut off with a saber saw. Core out one of her eyes and fuck her in the eye socket.
English Bob | November 6, 2008 at 5:45 am
All you Racist fucking rednecks out there on about her nigger husband and kids et al, just remember you’re country is now run by a black man, because a white man couldn’t do it. HAHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Now shut the fuck up and go and fuck your sister…