Heidi Klum threw her 8th Annual Halloween Party at The Green Door last night. She dressed up like a cat. A very lifelike giant walking cat. With human breasts. Some might call this a blight against God and nature, but I see a trend happening in housecats with implants. At least at my house anyway. C’mere, Lady Whiskerston of Purry-cat Lane. How’d you like Admiral Fluffytoes to pay attention to you more? Aw, yeah, you’d like that. ‘Cause you’re a good kitty, yes, you are.
Photos: Getty Images
Soy | November 1, 2007 at 2:13 pm
Hate this bitch
uhmmcat
PunkA | November 1, 2007 at 2:24 pm
Nice pussy…..
riley | November 1, 2007 at 2:27 pm
i’m confused–why is she wearing vampire fangs?
Seal | November 1, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Nice “Kittytoe”
Like the collar tag “If found please return to Seal”
Mike | November 1, 2007 at 2:27 pm
I want some of that pussy’s pussy. Somebody just please let me sniff that pussy. I want my face to get covered with her fur ball. I would love to get lost her in fur ball.
ack | November 1, 2007 at 2:28 pm
that’s weird.
Mike | November 1, 2007 at 2:30 pm
I want some of that pussy’s pussy. Somebody just please let me sniff that pussy. I want my face to get covered with her fur ball. I would love to get lost in her fur ball.
put the ugly people in the back | November 1, 2007 at 2:32 pm
In pic #6 you can see the most hilarious camel toe ever. Honestly she aint lookin’ so great here. But she’s a sweet gal so I’ll give her pass on this one but, she better try a little harder or she’s gonna lose her supermodel status.
Rightfully | November 1, 2007 at 2:32 pm
God, I hate “Professional ” Models, no brains, no personality, no individuality, whatsoever, nothing but Stepford Women. Whatever training they go through, all their individual personality and thinking is steamrolled out of them, until they all come out acting, talking and behaving the same childish, little girlish way,almost the same as Playboy Playmates. Keep your daughters from ever wanting to be one.
Mike | November 1, 2007 at 2:36 pm
MMMMMMMMM……..I love CAMEL TOE.
Mike | November 1, 2007 at 2:39 pm
Wait……..why do Camel Toe’s smell like Fish….I mean Pussy?
steve | November 1, 2007 at 2:39 pm
ridiculous, bitch.
nicky | November 1, 2007 at 2:41 pm
fucking tard.
Ript1&0 | November 1, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Fuck Fish, that was so freaking hot. I want you to purr that kitten talk into my cat ears. Meow.
Mmmm… I gotta go..
Vampi | November 1, 2007 at 2:49 pm
She looks more like a huge rat instead of a cat, I still don’t get why she’s using vampire fangs & I don’t like the contacts either. Her necklace is cute, tho.
awwww | November 1, 2007 at 2:53 pm
cute!
BunnyButt | November 1, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Bet she poops and pees around, too.
blugardenia | November 1, 2007 at 2:54 pm
i think she looks great. i wouldn’t look that gorgeous in a getup like that. i’d hate to be judged by this panel wearing that outfit. tough crowd. haha.
humans suck | November 1, 2007 at 2:57 pm
lame. she likes too much attention.
cowcat | November 1, 2007 at 2:57 pm
She’s wearing fangs because cats have fangs, for crying out loud.
no1justminda | November 1, 2007 at 2:58 pm
Looks more like a rat than a cat…
hollyj | November 1, 2007 at 2:59 pm
http://www.robrob8.com/movies/22-zcamel.htm
Violet Sin | November 1, 2007 at 3:05 pm
21 – yeah, more rodenty than catty.
Pj | November 1, 2007 at 3:06 pm
Shes not horrid looking here, actually.
Haha. Yeah, right.
FRIST!!! | November 1, 2007 at 3:07 pm
Those are her real teeth. And they are yellow.
Those are not her real eyes though. They are mine.
mabbo | November 1, 2007 at 3:10 pm
I’ll give her props on this costume. After seeing the obvious, bland, cheap costumes worn by Paris Hilton (all of her lame costumes) and Britney Spears, as well as the girls from The Hills, I am happy to see a celebrity go all out for Halloween. Her costume is very elaborate. And again, how obvious was Paris Hilton for choosing those slutty costumes. Can’t these women think of something creative and original? “Oh, like, it’s Halloween, so omg, get my, uhhhh, slutty nurse…err…no….my slutty prisoner…….nope…..Alice? Hmmm, what about my super slutty army camoflage outfit. YES. That’s it. That’s HOT”. Yawn.
RENEE Z.... | November 1, 2007 at 3:14 pm
Really, they’re fake breasts? I always thought she was one of the few naturals in the modeling world; specifically as far as VS models are concerned.
RENEE Z.... | November 1, 2007 at 3:24 pm
And I don’t get it, why will she ruin my curtains? Because she’s supposed to be a cat, is that it? If so, that was way lame.
gotmilk? | November 1, 2007 at 3:35 pm
26, you’re giving her too much credit. her “people” probably put this together & she probably paid a professional to do all the makeup. sorry man, unless it’s a homemade costume, i’m not impressed.
SteveAustin | November 1, 2007 at 3:36 pm
Heidi looks like me.
havoc | November 1, 2007 at 3:38 pm
I was going to make a pussy joke. But I can see that’s no longer needed.
Ruby Blue | November 1, 2007 at 3:39 pm
@RENEE Z
She’s German, not American.
gotmilk? | November 1, 2007 at 3:46 pm
32, what are you talking about? no one said anything about her being american.
whatever | November 1, 2007 at 3:50 pm
I wonder which one of the Project Runway rejects designed this piece of crap? Seriously – I could have made a better kitty costume with a bag of plucked pubic hair and some glitter. MEOW bitches!
RENEE Z.... | November 1, 2007 at 3:57 pm
@32…HUH? When did I question if she was American or German in my posts? I know she’s German; ya’vol !
gotmilk? | November 1, 2007 at 4:01 pm
35, i think idiot # 32 thought “VS” meant “US”
Jimbo | November 1, 2007 at 4:03 pm
@32 she is HOT in or out of a cat costume. No one cares if she is American, Germany, or Antarctician
Jellyfish | November 1, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Mabbo has a point, Klum’s getup is not the stereotypical Village People safe and expected run of the mill costume, the only way this could be more fun is if she did it all using body paint.
FRIST!!! | November 1, 2007 at 4:04 pm
Yeah she looks good for having had a littter of kittens
Chef | November 1, 2007 at 4:05 pm
Does she use the “cat box” when she is in the thing. Nice “tail” shot in pic 5 though.
RENEE Z.... | November 1, 2007 at 4:07 pm
@36…Ah-so! Thanks for clearing that up, I didn’t made the connection; thats pretty funny actually. For anyone else that didn’t know what the hell I was talking about…Victoria’s Secret =VS (United States=US) ;)
BunnyButt | November 1, 2007 at 4:18 pm
Renee Z, maybe 36 is still writing with the old Latin/Roman alphabet in which V is used for U. That’s sooooo 3rd century.
BaconSaviour | November 1, 2007 at 4:22 pm
Halloween sucks cocks. Now Arbor Day, there’s a fucking day people.
BunnyButt | November 1, 2007 at 4:53 pm
RE: the vampire teeth, maybe she got mixed up regarding the old wives’ tale about cats sucking babies’ breath and thought the story was that cats suck babies’ blood …
Bigheadmike | November 1, 2007 at 4:55 pm
Great Camel Toe!!!
life is a shithole | November 1, 2007 at 5:05 pm
HILARIOUS BRITNEY PIC
http://www.people.com/people/package/gallery/0,,20058392_20152462_9,00.html
life is a shithole | November 1, 2007 at 5:08 pm
HILARIOUS BRITNEY PIC
http://www.people.com/people/package/gallery/0,,20058392_20152462_9,00.html
Italian Stallion | November 1, 2007 at 5:08 pm
It’s funny how she dressed up as a cat for halloween considering she found her husband in a litter box………….
em | November 1, 2007 at 5:36 pm
she looks like my bitchy cat, who has one of the biggest attitudes that i have ever seen in an animal, but shes my bitch and i love her dammit
#2..haha
Andrew C | November 1, 2007 at 5:41 pm
Hey, can I please PLEASE be the 34th talk-backer to make a witty “pussy” joke?? Can I? Can I? Cuz I don’t think that horse is quite dead yet.