Heidi Klum will totally ruin your curtains


Heidi Klum threw her 8th Annual Halloween Party at The Green Door last night. She dressed up like a cat. A very lifelike giant walking cat. With human breasts. Some might call this a blight against God and nature, but I see a trend happening in housecats with implants. At least at my house anyway. C’mere, Lady Whiskerston of Purry-cat Lane. How’d you like Admiral Fluffytoes to pay attention to you more? Aw, yeah, you’d like that. ‘Cause you’re a good kitty, yes, you are.

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