- Heidi Klum has confirmed she’s pregnant with her fourth child. If this one grows up to look exactly like Heidi, I call dibs. I’ll look hot in 18 years. Don’t worry. [PopSugar]
- Candy Spelling blames Tori for Aaron Spelling’s death. Wow. Jesus. And here I thought Dina Lohan was the worst mother ever. — Okay, I still do. But, wow. [Jezebel]
- John Madden is retiring and apparently once drew a penis on the telestrator. Talk about the stuff of legends. [Best Week Ever]
- Billy Corgan reduced to making tracks for TNA Wrestling. That’s the most hilarious thing I’ve read all week. And I read this site! Hahaha! I love me. [Vulture]
- Britney Spears’ fans in Vancouver are demanding a refund after she walked off-stage for 30 minutes due to “poor ventilation.” You paid money to see Britney Spears and are complaining she had to pause the show for safety issues? Just be thankful you didn’t get a vagina in the eye. Man, some people. [Allie is Wired]
- Drew Barrymore shows David Letterman her tongue ring which is a far cry from the time she flashed him in 1995. I’d sue. That’s just me. [Videogum]
Molly | April 16, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Mixed feelings.
Bob Byrd | April 16, 2009 at 6:10 pm
N!GGER LOVER
ROUGH DADDY | April 16, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Damn you Seal!!!!!! id keep her barefoot and pregnant too who am i kidding…
Jim | April 16, 2009 at 6:22 pm
#2 hates it when he realizes all attractive women spurn him – so he turns to him little shell of insecurity.
Having said that – Heidi – 4 kids destroy your cooter. I hope to god you are getting ceseareans – but they destroy the stomach muscles, and leave a little gut pouch. Adopt like Maddonna for chrisakes.
Jim Lahey | April 16, 2009 at 6:25 pm
Nice eye balls. If you look closely, one is looking one way, the other, another way.
I want you all to visualize her spitting out that baby. If you did, your a greasy pervert.
Guest | April 16, 2009 at 6:32 pm
She’s had THREE babies?
She looks like she’s 25…..
omg…..
Chuck | April 16, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Full of wrinkles already, German women are beasts.
Amber | April 16, 2009 at 6:43 pm
She rocks i dont care what people say
Click on my name
Rien | April 16, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Heidi Klum to pop out Hitler No. 4
registry cleaner reviews | April 16, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Heidi is our hottest export ;-)))))
steph | April 16, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Another little mongrel who’ll look nothing like her. Dumb woman probably never had a father in her life.
Courtyardpigeon | April 16, 2009 at 7:19 pm
I don’t care how many things come out of that vagina, I want in!
Tom K | April 16, 2009 at 7:26 pm
What kills me about relationships like this is the fact that it’s absolutely disgusting! Does Seal realize if he didn’t have a lot of money that Heidi Klum would not even look his way? Heidi Klum is a desperate white woman she got pregnant by some old dude named Fabio Briatore that is notorious for fucking models and dumping them. He has a shit load of money, so that gold digging whore figured her life would be set by getting pregnant with his baby. Fabio took the fuck off and left her and that baby and has no relationship with either of them.
Then desperate Heidi meets even more desperate Seal and he is so happy that a white woman would even look his way.
They are all so pathetic, it’s just proof that the white women that marry black men are all whores, gold diggers or have mental issues that not even white men want to deal with.
casualencounters.com/blog/ | April 16, 2009 at 7:31 pm
Not sure if want…
cavy | April 16, 2009 at 7:38 pm
I like Seal a lot, they are a gorgeous couple and I bet they have beautiful babies, but G-damn it woman….enough is enough in this over crowded planet. Are they really that fucking important to keep popping out DNA replicas?
Breeders!
cavy | April 16, 2009 at 7:58 pm
Oh and #2 (how fitting) Bob Byrd,
YOU FAIL AT LIFE
ROUGH DADDY | April 16, 2009 at 7:58 pm
I think Tom K suffers from frequent seizures when interracial couple pass him by, but I do agree with one point, why would any woman let a Fabio Briatore Climb their stomach…
b | April 16, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Great, another ugly skank popping out a half monkey baby. These people need to die.
Hmm... | April 16, 2009 at 9:21 pm
I didn’t know she’s a fake blond: her skin has aged as fast as most real ones.
Sea World | April 16, 2009 at 9:41 pm
Heidi Klum really has a lot of crow’s feet, which one usually does not see with all the airbrushing done to her photos. I used to think that she could have done better than Seal, but after seeing these pictures, she’s one lucky woman to have him.
Anon-E-Mouse | April 16, 2009 at 9:57 pm
Jeez! It’s like she’s competing with Angelina!
Anon-E-Mouse | April 16, 2009 at 9:57 pm
Jeez! It’s like she’s competing with Angelina!
Mr. Smooth | April 16, 2009 at 9:57 pm
Hi there, I’m Steve. And your name? Oh, it’s Heidi. Pleasure to meet you. Would you like a drink? No? Oh, you’re pregnant? Congratulations! I’ll get you a soda water with lime. *leaves*
*returns* There we go. Cheers! *tink* Now then…
How about allowing me to shove my engorged, erect penis in and out of your tight, lubricated vagina until it ejaculates a significant amount of semen from my testicles?
So Soooo Me | April 16, 2009 at 11:17 pm
@5 – Claudi Schiffer had the same thing.
What is it about blonde German models & their eyes!?!?!?
gerard Vandenberg | April 16, 2009 at 11:55 pm
This is noo secret any longer.
After a third one there comes mostly a FOURTH, folks!!
liz4sale | April 17, 2009 at 12:38 am
i never understood why people give a shit about her. shes tall yes and can look attractive but shes not beautiful by any means in my opinion. she’s decent at best…
Fati | April 17, 2009 at 4:45 am
I have no problem with black, yellow, red, brown, purple, or blue people, but I kind of have a problem with white women giving birth to babies that will, no doubt, belong to another race. We all know there is no such thing as “half-black”. And it the idea of having a black baby freaks the crap our of me. Again, I’ve got no problem with different races, I just think that people should stick to their own when it come to marriage and reproduction.
@15 – Cavy, why don’t you go and tell that to the Chinese, Indians and most of the Muslim world? They are the ones overpopulating the planet, not the white race. The few Western women that want to have more than one child should be encouraged to do so. Otherwise pretty soon we are gonna die out like dinosaurs as a race, if we continue on the same birth-rate as now. This doesn’t concern Heidi, though, for appearant reasons. Huh…
Fati | April 17, 2009 at 4:53 am
@ 15 – And, Cavy, BTW I think you are a child hater now. I remember your postings on parents not being able to control their kids and how kids need discipline. Then I thought you were just a rational person who doesn’t like to take crap from idiots and I identified with you, but now I see that you really are just a child hater. How can you ask if it’s really that important to make “DNA replicas”? Do the world a favour and don’t have a DNA replica (I have a feeling you are not planning to), because that would be one unhappy kid that would grow up to be a serial killer, because his mommy hated his guts.
MCab | April 17, 2009 at 4:56 am
Tom K – That whole rant, all because you have a small johnson and feel insecure about it. So sad.
And Faiti – There is only one race, and that’s the human race.
FlamingDuck | April 17, 2009 at 5:15 am
Faiti you’re an idiot.
kt | April 17, 2009 at 6:03 am
Dude… how has no one mentioned the fact that her dress is made of hair?
Narcissist | April 17, 2009 at 6:23 am
Didn’t photoshop Heidi’s eyes.
Britney probably had to fart. Those ungrateful fools that paid to be in the same building with her should count their blessings.
@21, 22 – Today Angelina, tomorrow…OCTOBEAST!
@ 15, 27, 28 – I don’t want my DNA diluted with anyone else. How can anyone improve upon absolute divine perfection? It’s madness.
Looks like Heidi’s DNA bleached most of the Seal of those kids anyway.
The Eastern Hemisphere could use some spaying and neutering. “We have no hope, no future, no ambition and no food…let’s have 30 kids!” Like a continent of Octo-beasts (TM).
@ 29 – No, it’s the Death Race. Death Race 2000!
Madmia | April 17, 2009 at 6:24 am
Heidi rules, but she needs to stop fucking out babies like they’re just the little turds she gets after eating her ceaser salad to stay skinny.”KEEP THE LOVE AROUND, HEIDI!!!”
Narcissist | April 17, 2009 at 6:37 am
“…OUT of those kids anyway”. There. Absolute divine perfection.
Darth | April 17, 2009 at 8:58 am
La,la,hola!
Tom K | April 17, 2009 at 9:42 am
People hate the truth but my rants actually have some factually basis, stick to the topic and make sense.
Perfect example of my point is black NFL player “Amani Toomer” that married some polish bitch who flat out refused to have his kids and had “four” abortions because she said quote, ” I don’t want to have black kids” So wait he was good enough to marry (obviously for the money) but not to have kids with?! LOL GOOGLE IT!!!!!!!!
I guess Heidi is a little better because has no problem having his kids, since she had a bastard one previously with some rich guy old enough to be her grandfather!
Interracial marriages for the most part are a joke and these white women are just using the black guys. If they had any brains they would realize that. Same with Heidi Klum she married Seal because she already had some bastard child and she was damaged goods and Seal has a shitload more money than she does so she saw dollar signs and looked past his ugly burnt toast face and married him (his bank account).
Pinky | April 17, 2009 at 9:48 am
Fati you are an idiot and no doubt a loser that no one would want to “replicate” with. BTW there is not such thing as purple or blue people. If you do decide to replicate yourself just do us all a favor and keep them confined to the pen at the trailer park and do not home school.
RichPort's Ghost | April 17, 2009 at 9:54 am
#37 – I disagree. Without homeschooled inbreds, who would my kids laugh and point at?
RichPort’s Ghost’s Kid: Hey Dad, who’s that replicated douchbag who keeps counting to eleventy-seven on his 13 fingers?
Me: That’s Cletus, son. He’s here to remind us how much fun it is to be normal.
RichPort’s Ghost’s Kid: Which one of his eyes is looking at us?
Me: His third one, son. The one right under his hairline.
RichPort’s Ghost’s Kid: Is that evolution at work dad? Did I fall asleep and wake up in Galapagos?
Me: Two year olds should never say Galapagos to a retard… you have no idea what’ll set them off…
The rest of the world | April 17, 2009 at 9:56 am
The problem is European women think black men are exotic. I mean could she pick an uglier fucking guy? You can even take the black out of the equation, which is creepy enough, and you still have a fucking ugly dude. There is something mentally wrong with this woman.
kablamo | April 17, 2009 at 10:02 am
Seal has ugly burnt toast face.
Objection sustained | April 17, 2009 at 10:03 am
I was wondering how on Earth that racist douchebag would find a way to fuck up this thread. Dude, we all know you’re the same dickhead, you could at least post under the same name. Don’t you ever have ANYTHING else to say other than bla bla bla BLACKS bla bla bla DESTROYING AMERICA bla bla bla HALF BAKED CONSPIRACY THEORY bla bla bla? Seriously, nobody gives a shit.
Tom K | April 17, 2009 at 10:05 am
I could not agree more #39. lol exactly!!!
Frank N Stein | April 17, 2009 at 10:54 am
With me, Heidi told me she was more into anal. I guess she didn’t want to bear my children *tears up*.
StressedSilas | April 17, 2009 at 12:12 pm
tainted!
Amy | April 17, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Tom K: You are obviously a bitter female. I highly doubt you are a male. I can’t believe you just said that Heidi Klum is with Seal for the money! Seriously? You, sir, are a fucking moron. Seal had one hit back in like 1995–Kiss by a Rose on the Grave–from the fucking Batman soundtrack. Heidi is one of the highest paid models and has her own television show. Read or something…damn! Other than that, I have no idea why she is with him…must have the biggest dick in all of the land.
Amy | April 17, 2009 at 1:14 pm
…in addition to the biggest dick in all the land, Seal must have the personality of Susan Boyle.
LeChels | April 17, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Is anyone else really freaked out by most of the comments above?
Can’t anyone imagine that Heidi and Seal are in love and wanted to make babies together like a zillion other couples on this earth–whether they are of the same or mixed races! We’re all gonna be a shade of brown eventually. Get over it.
smarg | April 17, 2009 at 1:49 pm
#2, right on, brother.
Kitty | April 17, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Haw haw, you people make me excited to see the end of the white race, even if that does include myself. :)
justifiable | April 17, 2009 at 2:44 pm
#13/36 God, you’re an unbelievable moron. “Gold digging”? Heidi Klum is successful in her own right and has her own money, she wasn’t left destitute when Fabio Briatore (BTW, the “old dude” co-owns Formula One – that’s the social circle she runs in) didn’t want to stick around, “Damaged goods”? That’s the sort of idiotic label ignorant assholes like you might apply to her, but no one else did – did you use that “logic” on Selma Hayak or Elizabeth Hurley when they had kids on their own, or does it only apply to white women who marry black men? She obviously wanted Seal and the feeling was mutual – looks like they have a strong marriage and a happy family. If it “kills” you, please die and spare us.
The only “pathetic” and “disgusting” thing in your posts is – you.