Heidi Klum’s dress did a bad/awesome?/I dunno job of covering her ass at the 12th Annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show last night. As you can tell I’m not really sure how I feel about these shots, but I’ve decided to share them with you. Maybe because I hate you or maybe because I love you. It all depends on your interpretation of Heidi Klum’s ass crack. Actually, I’d prefer this instead of those ink blot tests my therapist uses. All I ever see in those things is Hayden Panettiere punching a dinosaur. Yeah, she’s mostly mad because my dad ordered us a new mommy from Russia because old mommy “didn’t understand that scotch gives daddy his superpowers.” Which makes sense. Whenever I drink scotch I suddenly develop the uncanny ability to vomit into the dishwasher. I should fight crime.
steve | November 16, 2007 at 6:46 pm
that looks fuckin ridiculous. And gross. Skank.
Annabel | November 16, 2007 at 6:53 pm
Yeap, pretty gross.
Moi | November 16, 2007 at 6:57 pm
Agreed. Gross.
And does she SING?? I really would never want to hear her sing. Ugh, dear goodness.
ashleigh | November 16, 2007 at 6:57 pm
look at Seal in the second picture hahaha he is staring at her crack.
moi | November 16, 2007 at 6:59 pm
hahahaha, of course he is!
I never actually noticed how Seal looks like an actual (deformed) Seal! Amazing.
mixedmartialartvideos.com | November 16, 2007 at 7:04 pm
naw.. shes a MILF!
redsonja1313 | November 16, 2007 at 7:05 pm
unfortunatly more proof that children ruin bodies. I noticed her hips looked a whole lot larger than her counterparts in the VS anniversary pics this week too. But still it is WAY better then most women her age and most women after giving birth 3-4 times
ashleigh | November 16, 2007 at 7:06 pm
I wouldnt exactly say her body is ruined
Ted from LA | November 16, 2007 at 7:08 pm
Say what you wish, but she is great at unclogging sinks and toilets.
If that Winehouse lady sees this crack, watch out.
Bahnhof Gegenüber | November 16, 2007 at 7:09 pm
I especially like how her asscrack accentuates that really sexy mole growing on her reptilian spine. I wonder if she has a clown mirror in her dressing room, that inversely makes her ass look normal, and I also wonder if she duct-tapes her battcheeks together.
Chick Crack | November 16, 2007 at 7:15 pm
Where’s the upskirt shot?
LaDrones | November 16, 2007 at 7:18 pm
Hope she’s wearing Underalls.
Who Cares | November 16, 2007 at 7:18 pm
Cheap just like a hooker. She should just go away after that. Pure whore looking.
Kelly S | November 16, 2007 at 7:19 pm
SICK SHES TOO OLD FOR THAT DRESS
brian t | November 16, 2007 at 7:19 pm
I didn’t know Heidi had a Crack problem..?
74765 | November 16, 2007 at 7:25 pm
yay for flat butts.
yay for butterfaced flat-assed curveless bimbo sticks.
*sarcasm*
so NOT hot, trying so hard.
*vomit*
combustion8 | November 16, 2007 at 7:25 pm
#7 exactly.. no matter what all the mom’s in here say, its the truth.
74765 | November 16, 2007 at 7:26 pm
yay for flat butts.
yay for butterfaced flat-assed curveless bimbo sticks, Victoria’s Secret’s trademark.
so NOT hot, trying so hard.
*vomit*
cookie monsta | November 16, 2007 at 7:29 pm
hmmm barely concealed crack, is that a felony or a misdemeanor? Bet Brit would stick her head in there if she thought she would get a buzzzzz
Madman | November 16, 2007 at 7:31 pm
She can fix my pipes any time, especially the one I always carry around! ;-) Now, if only her ass weren’t so flat and narrow…
KamUK | November 16, 2007 at 7:32 pm
What the hell does she see in that ugly guy? UGH I hope he is very rich.
CJ | November 16, 2007 at 7:34 pm
Pretty nasty, but it’s her ass hanging out. I guess if she can live with it, who else matters? Certainly not us, and no one in the circles she runs in is going to tell her she looks nasty. Just another bimbo letting it all hang out. We should be numb after all crotch shots Brittney flashed us.
KamUK | November 16, 2007 at 7:39 pm
God there are some jealous as fuck sad individuals on here aren’t there?
KKKlum | November 16, 2007 at 7:42 pm
I wish she’d Auf Wiedersehen herself out of the public eye. Her grating voice and egocentric attitude overshadows any physical beauty she’s been blessed with. Her whole hollywood shameless self promotion tour has reached an all time high repulsiveness level.
google this | November 16, 2007 at 7:54 pm
i never noticed that seal is less deformed on one side than the other.
however, i think it’s tacky that his wife’s ass crack is out for all the world to see.
Juls | November 16, 2007 at 8:06 pm
she looks amazing for having kids
what the ..... | November 16, 2007 at 8:09 pm
#26 you act like she’s accomplished some major feat. IT’S HER JOB. SHE GETS PAID MILLIONS TO LOOK GOOD. you’d probably look good too if someone was paying you. but since no one is, continue stuff your face with burritos.
V | November 16, 2007 at 8:40 pm
That butt looks like a man’s butt. Maybe the births are phony and Heidi Klum is really Hymie Klum. After all, who saw the kids pop? Are they still alive?
Lindsay | November 16, 2007 at 8:58 pm
redsonja1313 – Dude, your hips don’t change during childbirth. They are what they are, perhaps she has good child-baring hips though b/c she does pop out a lot.
27- She does look pretty good. Her body at least, how old is this chick? Also, I’m sure number 26 looks just fine and probably hates burritos.
Also is that not the grossest kiss EVER? Her nose is pushed right up eugh I guess she loves him but he’s a pretty interesting looking guy to be married to a super model.
not so kosher | November 16, 2007 at 9:03 pm
#29…..she said on Oprah the first thing that got her interested in him was seeing him giant schlonh through his workout shorts. she just went on and on about it. shows how “deep” she is. don’t have to be pretty just have a hugh black snake.
and yes. she is gross. her favorite food is sauerkraut soup. i can’t imagine how gassy she must be. probably why she’s wearing a dress with her ass out.
not so kosher | November 16, 2007 at 9:04 pm
#29…..she said on Oprah the first thing that got her interested in him was seeing him giant schlong through his workout shorts. she just went on and on about it. shows how “deep” she is. don’t have to be pretty just have a hugh black snake.
and yes. she is gross. her favorite food is sauerkraut soup. i can’t imagine how gassy she must be. probably why she’s wearing a dress with her ass out.
xman | November 16, 2007 at 9:21 pm
what is gross is she married that thing
xman | November 16, 2007 at 9:22 pm
what is gross is she married that thing
Kim Kardashian | November 16, 2007 at 9:22 pm
um that look is so wrong! Not everyone can have a butt like mine ;(
Bondsonroids | November 16, 2007 at 10:06 pm
For a tramp stamp she decided to get a big hairy mole. I disapprove.
janice | November 16, 2007 at 10:08 pm
Do you people even care about what the fuck your government is doing to the world. Seriously i feel like fucking hitting all you shit heads in the fucking heads. Seriously kim person get over yourself can’t you see she is suffering. Look after your own backyard and get off of hers for fuck sakes. Who gives a shit what the hell she is or isn’t. Do you have any idea how many soldiers have died in canada in the last 6 months. kim man go devote your time to something that is real………………… is your life that vacant?
janice | November 16, 2007 at 10:10 pm
and congrats on your butt that should get you far! I know my did…………..
j
Lady Sin | November 16, 2007 at 10:14 pm
DESPERATION : The new scent by Heidi Klum……
babyglyniss | November 16, 2007 at 11:03 pm
gosh…i like her top~~!! it’s so sexy!!
raptor_egg | November 16, 2007 at 11:41 pm
Good job, Superficial. Another week wasted. See you Monday!
sheila | November 16, 2007 at 11:42 pm
that’s a little much! she obviously doesn’t get enough attention if she’s talking about her husband’s package on Oprah, so i’m not that shocked. how Britneyesque…
Kareem Ofwheat | November 17, 2007 at 12:23 am
He looks like the Eraserhead baby
Montoya | November 17, 2007 at 12:45 am
Doesn’t she host Project Runway? She’s officially UNQUALIFIED to ever talk about fashion again.
superficial, but not a cunt. | November 17, 2007 at 12:59 am
#5 an actual deformed seal? Nice.
Do you usually make fun of people who got messed up from a disease?
I get that this is the superficial, but we’re not talking about anything he did to himself or what clothes he is wearing etc.
It’s not even fucking acne scars its from a disease you prick
The Daily Mail | November 17, 2007 at 1:00 am
I don’t want to see models or actresses “who look good for having kids.” I can see that when I ride the bus.
ScuttlingCrab | November 17, 2007 at 2:30 am
Don’t start burning the KKK crosses on her lawn just yet. As far as I’m concerned, Seal just took one worthless bitch off the market so she can’t bother anyone else.
And likewise, no other woman will have to look at Seal’s mutilated voodoo face as he labors stertorously on top of her.
selina | November 17, 2007 at 3:01 am
how sexy she is, maybe nowadays people think that sexy people is preety and popular, because her photos on a dating site called sugarcupid.com are liked by many people.
Angela | November 17, 2007 at 4:14 am
OH !!!!!!11 MY!
Snarky McComments | November 17, 2007 at 4:26 am
In picture #2 Seal is thinking, “Man, I’m smokin’ that crack tonight”.
SSS | November 17, 2007 at 5:27 am
She is a very beautiful woman starting to show her age, but instead of dressing classy, she mistakenly thinks dressing like a young tramp will hide her age. Had that dress not revealed her upper buttocks, and been a few inches longer, she would have looked a lot better (and not posing so desperately would have been nice).