In preparation for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on December 4, Heidi Klum made this video which, um, I don’t even know. Is this supposed to make me want to buy lingerie? Because it doesn’t. It makes me want to club Heidi Klum over the head and run for my life. She seems like a pretty enough girl, but I’d rather listen to the sound of a gun going off in my face than to her speak for twenty minutes.