In preparation for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on December 4, Heidi Klum made this video which, um, I don’t even know. Is this supposed to make me want to buy lingerie? Because it doesn’t. It makes me want to club Heidi Klum over the head and run for my life. She seems like a pretty enough girl, but I’d rather listen to the sound of a gun going off in my face than to her speak for twenty minutes.
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veggi | November 21, 2007 at 2:00 pm
FRIST! you klum gobblers
2nd | November 21, 2007 at 2:01 pm
2nd
Texas Tranny | November 21, 2007 at 2:03 pm
Very strange
Rossco | November 21, 2007 at 2:05 pm
Holy scheizer, they’re not going to actually put that on tv, are they?
Knew there must be *some* reason she ended up marrying a freak like Seal…. (sure sure, I’m sure he has a great soul…)
Jimbo | November 21, 2007 at 2:05 pm
Because I am a black man with one breast this bra would not do me any good. I would like to take this opportunity to wish all of my freinds a Happy Thanksgiving!!
At my house we only serve dark meat. No whites at my black ass table.
Yea | November 21, 2007 at 2:09 pm
pretty sure these are outtakes. you’d have to be a complete moron to think this a commercial.
tif | November 21, 2007 at 2:12 pm
she sounds absolutely insane.
kelly | November 21, 2007 at 2:13 pm
wow that bitch is fucking retarded. great knockers, but fuckin retarded
m | November 21, 2007 at 2:13 pm
LOL she’s crazy. she must be on something.
Me | November 21, 2007 at 2:14 pm
First – maybe not!!!
EuroNeckPain | November 21, 2007 at 2:15 pm
I agree. Bits of videos put together… and voice added on top. She cannot be that stupid. I bet she will sue.
p0nk | November 21, 2007 at 2:15 pm
i’m pretty sure i saw Katie Morgan do the same routine on HBO recently sans bra. I didn’t understand it then either, but little p0nk didn’t complain.
Pilatunes | November 21, 2007 at 2:15 pm
What a fucking nut. It explains Seal though. The pitfalls of marrying for looks.
dfafar | November 21, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Omg. She is hot. seems saw her before on a celebrity and millioniare dating site like millionairefriends.com where Charlie Sheen found his new love there. But don’t know if it is her.
veggi | November 21, 2007 at 2:18 pm
@1 beautiful! classic! just down right knee-slappin shit right there….. or completely retarded..
Loomit | November 21, 2007 at 2:19 pm
She is so dumb, every time when i see her, i want to kick her into the face.
Shallo Val | November 21, 2007 at 2:22 pm
I dont EVEN want to look…..
Herner Wartzhog | November 21, 2007 at 2:24 pm
At the end I like how she is mocking us for watching 40 seconds of this incoherent babble. What’s that ? Great knockers and something about cold. Ok i’ll buy whats she’s having mr advertising man.
Superevil | November 21, 2007 at 2:26 pm
I’m thinking a DDoS is sounding great on millionairefriends.com right about now
twimmy420 | November 21, 2007 at 2:30 pm
what a weird video…
veggi | November 21, 2007 at 2:34 pm
ok, I watched 10 seconds of it without sound. I still want to find my teleportation device..
RENEE... | November 21, 2007 at 2:36 pm
I always thought she was strange and a bit insane. I really don’t think she’s on drugs or anything; she’s just a good ol’ organic nut job. And GOOD GOD is she annoying! More so than ever in that video!
cowgirl with headlights | November 21, 2007 at 2:43 pm
What? I always pretend I have machine guns for boobs when its cold (especially at Walgreens–they love that shit–the cashier almost lost an eye)!
Burgernoodle | November 21, 2007 at 2:46 pm
heidi’s alright but she is downright insane in that little clip. seal must be one PATIENT man.
Sam Hain | November 21, 2007 at 2:48 pm
I love it when hot chicks are totally annoying. Makes me feel better about my hand.
Unlike Frist. She makes my hand jealous…
Kelis Cowgirl | November 21, 2007 at 2:49 pm
Her milkshake brings all the boys to yard!
24—Yes, I bet Seal is a PATIENT man. Very patient…….I’m sorry–where am I?
Simon Scowl | November 21, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Her machine-gun boobs are no match for Seal’s howitzer.
Indian with single tear | November 21, 2007 at 2:53 pm
smallpox trojan-horsin’ muthafuckas
Cowgirl in combat boots (VS of course) | November 21, 2007 at 2:53 pm
The whole 9 yards, #27, the whole nine yards.
Italian Stallion | November 21, 2007 at 2:53 pm
That bitch is on PCP………
michelle | November 21, 2007 at 2:54 pm
she’s like a 6 year old with the body of a goddess… maybe, she has spent too much time entertaining the kids.
veggi's mom | November 21, 2007 at 2:55 pm
HEY! Let’s not go overboard with the Frist-love. Remember, there are other people here too. For example, veggi. He deserves love too.
p.s. oops “She”
adeliza | November 21, 2007 at 2:56 pm
This is retarded, just fucking retarded.
veggi | November 21, 2007 at 2:58 pm
32- I’d love to kick you in your kidney :)
Twinkie | November 21, 2007 at 3:00 pm
At least she isn’t wearing flip flops, like that fat whore Kim Kardashian.
veggi | November 21, 2007 at 3:02 pm
twinkie!!! don’t mention that gravity trickster!!!
yawn | November 21, 2007 at 3:10 pm
wow… just wow.
crazybitch | November 21, 2007 at 3:10 pm
what a dumbass. does anyone fine that cute. its disgusting. I know shes foreign but damn.
gotmilk? | November 21, 2007 at 3:17 pm
11, a voice over? that’s a bit of a stretch, don’t you think?
bollacks | November 21, 2007 at 3:22 pm
no. 6 was absolutely correct
this is obviously a series of short clips-
does it make her seem nuts? sure- but only a retard would not realize
this isnt one continuous loop
yayme | November 21, 2007 at 3:25 pm
5-lmao
“at my black ass table”
other than that, i have no comment on this post since my computer won’t play the videos on this site. f-in government workstations
april | November 21, 2007 at 3:35 pm
i’m in between fucking scared and fucking worried. what a psycho bitch.
D. Richards (Anus.) | November 21, 2007 at 3:38 pm
I’d enjoy scraping her clitoris off with a jagged campbell’s soup can lid, then nullifying her nipples. Then defecating in to her hair. Then melting her child’s face off with a hairspray torch.
WaWa Market | November 21, 2007 at 3:46 pm
What a dumb cunt. Isn’t that what we’re all basically trying to say here?
Shelly | November 21, 2007 at 3:55 pm
SO DAM CUTE!
LOVE YA HEIDI!
dan | November 21, 2007 at 4:07 pm
she said something? sorry, i was too busy staring at her tits.
PunkA | November 21, 2007 at 4:45 pm
She is hawt. I’d love to poke her is the vajayjay. Again and again.
Kitty | November 21, 2007 at 4:48 pm
Great boobs.
CLICK HERE | November 21, 2007 at 4:53 pm
Maybe she’s old, maybe she’s skinny, but she have very very nice boobs!
PunkA | November 21, 2007 at 4:59 pm
she seems really fun. just a goofy sense of humor. I so dig that. I don’t want some too serious messed in the head uber-bitch. I want fun and hawt and sexy and she is all that. Plus, she loves her boobs and so do i.