Heidi Klum is all kinds of nude

October 30th, 2009 // 191 Comments

It’s Friday, so I honestly can’t think of better way to start the day than Heidi Klum all kinds of naked and covered in chocolate sauce. Here she is in photographer Rankin’s just-released coffee table book Heidilicious which is probably the most moving reading experience I’ve had since that time a stripper punched me in the face for reading The Da Vinci Code during a laptop dance. How was I supposed to put that thing down with all the suspense and Jesus wifery?

Pics link to NSFW versions.

Photos: Rankin
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  1. Nero

    Covered in diarrhea.

  2. Angela

    @98 Basco –
    Haha! Thanks for bringing a bit of geekologie over here.

    Wow these pictures are incredible. PS, Surgery, babies, whatever… Irrelevant, because Heidi looks incredible. The photographer & art director did a fantastic job. Just because men are perverts & using these to pleasure themselves, doesn’t mean the photos aren’t really art (it just means a lot of men are perverts & we already knew that).

    This makes me want to study nude photography again.

  3. Darth

    That’s a lotta shit dropping outta her poop.

  4. Galtacticus

    Did seal cook again?!

  5. Ugghh

    She looks gross. What’s more, she is boring. And that is unforgivable.

  6. See picture 8, how does she still keep such an amazing figure? I would love to know her secret.

  7. hamper_lint

    She is a true beauty ….

  8. hamper_lint

    She is a true beauty ….

  9. hamper_lint

    She is a true beauty ….

  10. eh

    Britney Spears’ face looks prettier on the so freaking hot side of the page – and that was from a live action shot not a an airbrushed photo. I have seen candids of Heidi topless in recent years and I cant tell these are very photoshopped. She is short waisted and has large and long hips that makes her look bell shaped. Elle Mcpherson was ‘the body’.

  11. just

    I am sure Seal puts this book on every coffee table of every home they own and sits around with a very smug grin on his face. Jammy swine!

    She looks great.

  12. etc

    Boobs can look like that. Really. I see them in the mirror everyday. However, there is some airbrushing to these, like pic 7 is quite obvious. However, who the heck cares, this pictures make me want to have sex with just about anyone!!!!! Incredible!!

  13. kitty_kat

    @#9 – That is quite ignorant.

    I’m not going to say anything about airbrushing and whatnot because every celebrity engages in that sort of thing. I will say, however, that Heidi is a model. Looking good is what she does for a living. The average woman has a traditional career (nurse, doctor, teacher, lawyer, etc.) and still comes home to look after her children at night. You can say that Heidi has kids too, but you can’t tell me that she doesn’t have a nanny/nannies that help out. It’s unfair comparing her to the average woman because she is not an average woman in the real sense of the term.

  14. spicy

    for sure a goddess. shes so BEAUTIFUL, hot, gorgeous. shes not trashy, shes polite, so classy. she is everything! THIS is a goddess. just stunning.

    ps. people are seriouisly idiots for thinking these pictures are brand new so they start throwing out plastic surgery claims. they just were released in a NEW book. who hasn’t seen that chocolate picture before?? god. her nipples look like candy :)

  15. SecretGossipLover

    this is just not sexy to me… it looks like she just got thrown in a pile of poo or mudd at a war camp.

  16. SecretGossipLover

    this is just not sexy to me… it looks like she just got thrown in a pile of poo or mudd at a war camp.

  17. SecretGossipLover

    this is just not sexy to me… it looks like she just got thrown in a pile of poo or mudd at a war camp.

  18. TOO BAD THESE ARE AIRBRUSHED TO SHIT!!! This is what she actually looks like and this was one whole baby ago so she looks even worse now.

    http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/heidi-klum/heidi-klum-bikini-pictures-are-not-as-hot-as-they-once-were-003555

  19. Maritza

    Wow, she looks great! Seal is a lucky man!

  20. Mr Smith

    Looks like she has shit herself.

  21. Anon

    People! These are pictures from a BOOK that was JUST released!! They could be pre-preg/post-preg or from 10 years ago for all you know-geez….

  22. terri

    when i had a baby it took me 4 weeks to get back into shape its all in the genes her breasts are real she may have had alittle photoshopping but ive seen untouched heidi bikini photos and that girl is all real i wish i could have gotten back into shape a week after giving birth damn thats fast

  23. Angela

    Those breasts are fake. I have fake ones and they look exactly like these. Low profile, under the muscle, cut with a wide (not too wide) pocket. Silicone so they don’t have ripples and you can’t see the bag. Under the arm incision so no visible scars.
    If you think real breasts are that round, you’re an idiot.

  24. Prinkes

    61 you’re a dumb bitch. Your insecure cousin was the one who sacrificed her babys wellbeing bc she wants to look good. Don’t go and fking blame it on all the men in the world. You’re being both an over generalizing idiot an irresponsible child.

  25. getagrip

    these photos are from a BOOK that was just published. Clearly these photos cannot have been taken this week!

  26. Wow…absolutely exquisite…

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  28. Phoebe Cates

    It is gray inside her buttcrack

  29. Hot Chocolate! Great pics.

  30. Me

    congrats phish to finally removing hateful, racist comments

  31. hmm

    @66, thanks you are an idiot.
    i meant the bruise like thing..

  32. qtpie

    #18 – FINALLY! Way to go Superficial!

  33. joss

    i prefer nudity with honey over chocolate sauce.

  34. IKE

    KUDOS to The Superficial for policing its site:
    18. Meugh – October 30, 2009 12:15 PM

    [Deleted for being a racist with a tiny penis. - The Superficial]

    Thank you!!!

  35. NatTurner

    Thanks for this, its another great opportunity to piss off racist white men! Bravo!

  36. spice

    she’s ug. her face is so gaunt and skeletal. totally overated.

  37. Barbara

    Hello everyone…. I’d just like to say . . . Absolutely Beautiful Heidi !!! I couldn’t care less if these pics are pre or post pregnancy … not worried about it … not gonna look for a reason to bitch . . . You Go Girl !!

    These pictures are Tasteful, Artistic, Sensual, Sexy, Serene, and are a tribute for the beauty of a womans body beautiful, and Heidis expressions show a confidence and comfortableness and Natural inner beauty . . .

    YOU LOOK MAARRRRVELOUS !!! thanks for sharing your art. ; )

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  39. Vini

    I saw Heidi Klum on “Ellen” a few days before she gave birth. She was talking about THIS book which she shot before she was pregnant! She was very large before she gave birth, not fat, but she was definitely 9 months pregnant and will probably be working it off now that the baby is born.

  40. Vini

    As far as implants go – I’ve seen her earlier modeling photos taken when she was 25 and she was completely flat chested – ditto Gisele. Both don’t look as big and fake as they used to be but you have to understand, implants are not permanent and they probably had the old ones swapped out and new more real looking implants placed in as their skin had stretched a bit. It’s done all the time. Cindy Crawford also had big round boobs in the 80′s and it looks like the implants have come out. I mean after 10 years, they probably need to have them swapped and they can either leave them out or have them swapped for smaller or larger ones. Gee, you almost have to have had it done to understand but women don’t go from AA to big Cs at the age of 26. I’ve seen photos of Gisele at 19, totally flat. I mean I don’t care, I think they are gorgeous, but I also know that there are few women who are a size zero with C cups so that is always suspect. I used to model so I know. I saw models left right and center getting implants. I had them but decided to have them taken out. Enjoyed them for a few years, I know I could have had very realistic ones put in as time had passed and the skin had stretched but I just wanted them out and my skin went back to normal and I can gladly sleep on my stomach now.

  41. Vini

    or maybe they just had them taken out – I thought Britney recently had hers taken out? but not sure – I hope implants go out of fashion…I am for plastic surgery just not having things implanted (at least that is how I feel now!) – Heidi is a natural beauty no matter what.

  42. Vini

    any doubters
    http://inyourface.freedomblogging.com/files/2008/07/heidi-klum-breast-implants.jpg

    and BTW, I looked the same before and after – then had 2 kids, had them taken out – and now I look like how Klum looks now – you get a little bigger after kids and after the skin has stretched

    not a hater, I adore Heidi!

  43. Vini

    and gisele
    http://news.makemeheal.com/images/giselle-bundchen-plastic-surgery.jpg

    but I think she as well has had them taken out or swapped or something – they start out big and round and then start to hang more natural as time goes by, at least that is how it happened with me, they looked totally natural after a few years but I was worried about breast cancer detection and things like that

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