Heidi Klum is a handsome fellow

January 30th, 2007 // 126 Comments
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It’s like a no makeup freak show this week or something. Heidi Klum was spotted shopping without her makeup on looking like a damn monster. Didn’t she used to be a supermodel? I don’t know what having kids and being married to Seal is doing to her, but now she looks like Hannibal Lecter. I’m 95% sure she’s eyeing up some guy’s liver in this shot, planning which wine would go best with it over dinner.

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  1. kate

    #45- I’ll give you the hair thing. I couldn’t leave the house like that. Not that my hair is perfectly styled every day, but I couldn’t just slick it back wet and walk out the door.

    That’s just me though.

  2. PrettyBaby

    #62 Fucking Hilarious!!!
    #95- stfu, literally please I beg you for all of Fishdom.

    Eh, I think she and Seal are pretty cool- lots of hot jungle sex there. And also most stars are able to slip past the paparazzi by going out w/o makeup BUT if you get caught doing it- the magazines/websites/blogs will tear ya apart!!

  3. PrettyBaby

    Ooops I mean that comment #61 was hilarious, not #62 which was….well.. it was okay ;)

  4. hellcat1983

    She’s very unattractive without makeup as are most if not all celebrities. I mean just think of it, if every average looking woman had their own stylist and makeup artist, we’d see a lot more heidi klums running about.

  5. 86

    Bad angle.

  6. biatcho

    The only thing interesting in this whole post/thread is what #70 Lizzle said.
    That is fantastic. And “my wife is common street trash.”

  7. mizzzzy

    You got to be kidding….Heidi ugly? Hideous? Unattractive etc? She is probably prettier without make-up than 99,99% of the female population and certainly more attractive than all of you here combined!!

    I would be glad if I looked like that without my make up on :) I

  8. fame is funny

    To everyone who keeps sticking up for every celebrity made fun of on the site…the site is FOR MAKING FUN OF CELEBRITIES.

    But I digress. According to the pictures above, and my penis below, I would rather have sex with Seal. She looks like a down syndrome kid in those pictures.

  9. I’m scared.

    But I’d probably still hit it.

  10. yolatengo

    i hate to be redundant, but i have to agree with #70…maybe English is their second language??

    as for Heidi i guess what i find most annoying is that these so called perfect specimens (i.e tara “fat-ass” banks) love to strut around on their tv shows like they have it all figured out and they’re so much more superior than us mere ‘mortals’.

  11. HereKitty

    The “beautiful” people are artfully groomed and dressed. They have personal trainers, stylists, and plastic surgery. In studio photos, they’re posed and the lights carefully adjusted. The photos are then digitally altered. And these are just the photos we see; we don’t see the ones that aren’t fantastic. I’m happy to see the real Heidi; pretty but not flawless. It makes me feel like I’m not so bad after all.

  12. HereKitty

    The “beautiful” people are artfully groomed and dressed. They have personal trainers, stylists, and plastic surgery. In studio photos, they’re posed and the lights carefully adjusted. The photos are then digitally altered. And these are just the photos we see; we don’t see the ones that aren’t fantastic. I’m happy to see the real Heidi; pretty but not flawless. It makes me feel like I’m not so bad after all.

  13. HereKitty

    The “beautiful” people are artfully groomed and dressed. They have personal trainers, stylists, and plastic surgery. In studio photos, they’re posed and the lights carefully adjusted. The photos are then digitally altered. And these are just the photos we see; we don’t see the ones that aren’t fantastic. I’m happy to see the real Heidi; pretty but not flawless. It makes me feel like I’m not so bad after all.

  14. HereKitty

    Damn double-posting web site.

  15. HereKitty

    If this is moderated, how do so many racist remarks get posted?

  16. Me

    Tell me about it Kitty

  17. HereKitty

    Damn TRIPLE-posting web site.

  18. Thank you for whoever defende me.
    # 99 i definetly only have one name

  19. shallow_people_die_1st

    why is everyone being such an asshole. why is the fact that heidi’s husband is black even come up. you white supremist need to calm down and stop blaming colored people for everything. if you were not so paranoid, obbsesive and ignorant, black people would not be a problem.also, why are people looking for fights online? go to a bar instaed of verbally abusing people online. lastly, i bet all of you also look less attractive without make up. stop trashing heidi. she is obviously a better person and stronger person than anyone crticizing her because she has the balls to go out in public and not give shit about what insecure asholes have to say. this site is so gay. i was looking gor a “legalize maryjane” site instead i got this….WTF.

  20. crazyotto

    proof ugly is contaigious

  21. tess

    To all the racists posting in this site. Heidi Klum’s ex, Flavio Briatore has a thing for black people too. He’s been dating Naomi Campbell for a few years. Plus, some interracial couples make perfectly healthy and beautiful kids. I must agree that in Seal’s case, the kids are FUGLY. But, in general, mixing genes can be pretty interesting.

  22. nickyboy

    Could you imagine Tyra after 1 kid let a alone 3? Heidi remains super.

  23. lol, she is quite fetching for a man

  24. Rob

    You have to have a very ugly soul to fuck a filthy nigger, Heidi Klum’s inner ugliness is showing through.

  25. CRACKLACKER

    You jiz-face conhead motherfuckers need to get over the fact that a Black dude got the hottest white women. Stop crying, pull your skirts up you smell you fucking pussies. Maybe if you would stop fucking your sisters, watching nescars, and driving your fucking monster trucks, you would be more sucessful wouldnt you? Take off your skinny jeans and man up you fucking pussies.

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