Heidi Klum is a handsome fellow

January 30th, 2007 // 126 Comments
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It’s like a no makeup freak show this week or something. Heidi Klum was spotted shopping without her makeup on looking like a damn monster. Didn’t she used to be a supermodel? I don’t know what having kids and being married to Seal is doing to her, but now she looks like Hannibal Lecter. I’m 95% sure she’s eyeing up some guy’s liver in this shot, planning which wine would go best with it over dinner.

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  1. Laura

    you guys are all fucking retarded. Seriously. “O my god she looks so normal!”………Are you for real?! Maybe because these stars ARE NORMAL PEOPLE! For some reason everyone seems to be under the impression that celebrities are all superhuman and are always beautiful and perfect and have perfect bodies all the time. I dont care how beautiful or gorgeous you are, there will always be a bad picture that can be taken. Heidi Klum IS beautiful. For no make-up and hair slicked back and being 40 or whatever, she looks good. Give these stars a break, they’re normal people like you and me the only exception is that they have personal trainers and stylists and make-up people. THAT DOESNT MEAN THEY HAVE TO OBTAIN A COMPLETELY UNREALISTIC LOOK ALL THE TIME.

    Gawd I hate the morons on this site.

    PS-Eva Longoria is still so beautiful w/o any make-up. Stop being jealous cunts.

  2. Lizzle

    #45 – LOL … Seal’s jism. Sick.

  3. RichPort

    It’s her own fault. A black man’s giant cock is something white women can only handle for a night or two (at most) of jungle fevered pounding. Heidi’s eyes have looked that way since Day 3, when she went into shock. She should have limped away, recovered for a few months, and gone back to her steady diet of petite pink penises.

  4. WhoTheFuckCares

    #7, you’ll still look like a mexican.

  5. caljenna

    Lighten up, people, the site is called ‘Superficial’ and people log onto it to make jokes about celebrities who really couldn’t care less. They’re just words on a website, nothing more. Sheesh.

  6. jc

    ah the powers of makeup

  7. I have not been photographed by a high def camera before, but how come their faces look so washed out. They dont have any marks but when they dont have makeup tthey look washed up and bloated nicole richie looks good without makeup like a regualar person. I dont know anyone in her age group even with kids who looks that way i live in suburbia thats most of the population i dont get it. On the other aspect when they put makesup on some of them look gorgeous makeup does not do this for me. Is this a result of no sun contact with their skin all the time so makeup absence makes them look anemic?
    I think its the lastt baby i heard that one of the ways to increase child birth defects is a, having children to close less than 2 years apart your body needs to replenish its nutrients b. having them to old, c. diet. She lost alot of weight she still has the belly i am going to go with the first reason babies to close her body has not had time to recooperate 3 kids under 4 years old. SHe probaly has no sleep i dont see her as to much of a nanny user. Just give her time

    http://www.myspace.com/sashambrosia

  8. sexybitch

    Jesuschrist, ambrosia, here’s $5, go buy yourself some lithium.

  9. yolatengo

    heidi is 33 yrs old

  10. yolatengo

    #10 #51

    she is 33 yrs old

  11. LoneWolf

    Fraulein Klum (heil!) has obviously been kissed by a rose from the grave.

  12. Rogue

    26: yeah, keep believing that…

    Heidi Klum: anytime, any day, with makeup, without makeup

  13. Fraz

    She looks fine and it’s not like she has bad skin or anything. Lame commentary, please get another hobby.

  14. katie

    does anyone look great without makeup? … exsactly. She’s still gorgeous!

  15. Fraz

    She looks fine and it’s not like she has bad skin or anything. Lame commentary, please get another hobby.

  16. ambrosia

    sexybitch what did i say that would designate you thinking i am bipolar ( which lithium is a treatment for), and are you in the mediacal feild or are you a patient of said medication. Your name tells me that you are not to humble yourself. Furthermore i was asking an intelligent question how come w/o makeup they look gross even “real” people dont look that gross. Not like eew gross but like sickly and i then theorized it could be a sustained period without sun (makeup diminshing if not blocking rays). THen i correctly came to the conclusion that having thre children under four could of done it, babies to close can deplete nutrients. Why not pick on the idiot who said it was because she was married to a black guy or black huys penis damaged her. Are they serious without skin discounting economic and socail factors people are pretty much identical sizes, and effeciency of organs included.

  17. Tom Cruise = Cult Puppet

    It takes a lot of balls to be German and walk around with a Death’s Head purse, ring, and necklace ensemble.

    Was Grandad in the SS?

  18. Most days I dig what TS says, but today, sorry– I think the only thing Heidi Klum is guilty of here is looking a little too plain, even for an average person. Even on a really bad day, a mere mortal will slap on a little lip gloss. But she is really frumping it up here. Is she drop dead gorgeous in these pics? No. But hardly looking like a “monster”, either.

  19. sexybitch

    #66 probably beacuse all your posts look lik ethis with runon sentences and are to painful to try and get thru sothat even if u had a valid point it jus tgets lost in translation so it looks like yr manic see what i mean by that or else huffing somehhing you shouldn’t. so xalm down take a breath and plz don’t fill out yr colleg appliactionslike this because you will be asking people if they want fries with taht for the rest of yrlife otherwise.

  20. Lizzle

    Ambrosia, I’m going to paraphrase the flim Billy Madison for you, to put the feelings of probably this entire reading audience into summation whenever you make a comment.

    What you just said was one of the insanely idiotic things I’ve ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

  21. sexybitch

    #66 Good point about nutrient depletion. You might not be correct, though – what no one’s mentioned is that after a facial you don’t put makeup on right away. Most people go home and not shopping afterwards, but what the hell…

  22. TNB Alerts

    The only thing worse than a nigger, is a nigger loving white whore. That is what HK is.

  23. Carsten5577

    That’s what happens to filthy race-traitors who fuck man-ape hybrids and have little, hideous mongrels with them. She’s always been an idiot with the IQ of a banana. Now she’s not only stupid but ugly too. Yay!

  24. Truthseeker013

    And to think that I was once pilloried in a group because I said that she was a walking ipecac…

  25. I thought that was David Beckham.

  26. Fuck all the racist people heidi and her husband are not even american not that race indicates one’s intelligence or personality. lIzzle i definetly was coherent, punctuations and all in my last post # 68, and majority of my other post are. Can you reference what ive said before or do you have a dislike for me because you are one of the typesat the brunt of my criticisms

  27. RichPort

    76. nigger.

  28. silk69

    she looks good i mean i am happy with the stars not bieng all done up all the time shows they are normal like the rest of us makes me feel better when i walk around with no makeup shes still super hot i dont care what the lame site says i would like to see you without any makeup lmao or if your a man lets look at your hot partner without makeup sure they dont look as good as heidi

  29. Me

    Anbrosia, seriously, all your posts look like they were put on here by someone in a mental institution. If you are interested in going to college you should at least learn to write a proper sentence. Until then, keep making that gas money at the strip club.

  30. eastcoastgirl

    There is nothing wrong with the way she looks. She has three small children at home. This is what that looks like in the real world.

  31. It’s nice to see that the comments section of TS has become filled with hatemongering, unfunny losers with no lives.

  32. Binky

    # 81
    You have a point. Perhaps there should be an American version and an International version of some of these sites, because things like overt racism and the Iraq war don’t travel well.
    Some jokes are local.
    (Of course the Brits and Aussies are keen to invade anyone within reach – so they should redirect to the American comment and ‘jokes’ sites)

  33. Binky

    (and your site sucks – couldn’t get any videos to work)

  34. I think Heidi and Sacha Baron should get it on.. their kids wold be hot and funny.

  35. lalalemon

    I think that plastering as much makeup as models and celebrities do on their skin and then scrubbing it off daily is just rough on it.

    I’m 32 (Heidi is 33) and looking at a photo of myself without makeup. Pale? Yes. Wrinkly and blotchy? No. Those photos might have been taken very early in the day which would explain the undereye bags, or perhaps Heidi is tired from being pregnant and having small children.

    I think, given the circumstances, she looks pretty normal.

  36. Bradmoor

    I have seen Heidi & Seal together (@ Trashy Lingerie in 9/04), so yes they are 2 different people.

    It wasn’t Heidi I recognized, it was Seal. Only figured it was her b/c of him. And no, she did not look like a super model. Pretty, but nothing extraordinary. Make-up can work miracles, and she is very photogenic (w/the added benefit of make-up).

  37. AnnoyingPseud

    Well, Heidi, welcome to 40 – about 5 or 6 yrs ahead of time! Now we make-up addicts know for a certainty that “models” are mere mortals like the rest of us broads.

    #17 noted, “The dif between Heidi and a mere mortal is that, on the close up in #5, her skin has no corner eye wrinkles, very few other wrinkles, and no acne, blackheads, or texture issues, which is quite the feat if she is indeed not wearing any makeup.”

    That’s a result of not being fried like a chicken McNugget on beaches and in a tanning bed. I’m about 10 yrs older, and inherited super white skin from the Scanda ancestors. Guess what? Due to not sunworshipping, I have NO wrinkles, literally. No crows-feet, no nasal-labial fold, no crinkling, no nothing. I keep buying these ridiculous potions like Olay & Clinique & never use them. They go bad from age. But not me. I’m blessed with the same thing Heidi is – pasty white skin that ages very slowly for a white chick. It runs in my family. I don’t even have gray hair. It’s like a reverse of the Crypt Keeper.

    Back to the Model Frau, she’s a beautiful woman with average skin tones and dark circles under the eyes. Like who wouldn’t have those having to ride Seal’s enormous black schlong every day multiple times, nurse his babies [don't they have 8 of them by now?] and keep her schlocky design show afloat. That would give any woman a set of navy colored luggage under the eyes.

  38. moondoggy

    Fuck all the racist people heidi and her husband are not even american not that race indicates one’s intelligence or personality. lIzzle i definetly was coherent, punctuations and all in my last post # 68, and majority of my other post are. Can you reference what ive said before or do you have a dislike for me because you are one of the typesat the brunt of my criticisms

    Ha, ha, it thinks it is people. Sweeet.

    Ambrosia – let me fix that for you.

    Fuck all the racist people (periods are your friend) heidi (that has a capital H, honey) and her husband are not even american (and a big A) (a colon would be nice, but that is a punctuation mark not a large intestine, sweets) not that race indicates one’s intelligence or personality. lIzzle (Is that even a word?) i definetly (I definitely would be nicer) was coherent, punctuations and all in my last post # 68, and majority of my other post are. Can you reference what ive said before or do you have a dislike for me because you are one of the typesat the brunt of my criticisms (What the fuck is a typesat? Like a typeset? And if you can explain exactly to me how that sentence makes sense, I will be eternally grateful.)

    Here, practice typing these lines with correct syntax and grammar.

    I’ll never amount to anything.
    Would you like fries with that, sir?
    I’m adopted and nobody loves me.
    Round the world for three dollar.

  39. Niecy

    I love Heidi but no one would know she is a model from those pictures. I guess she is too tired from raising her kids to make herself look presentable in public.

  40. Meritocrat

    She’s wearing eyeliner on her bottom lids. She is Aileen Wuornos’ long lost twin.

  41. shanonorato

    In a word…..yikes.

  42. wwworldclique

    #82- Mmmm, sounds good to me. Cuz then maybe some of us could actually read the comments in peace without hearing refugees from the KKK site spew their garbage.

    #88- Hey, you know what, moondoggy? You, sexybitch, and all the other posters attacking Ambrosia can shut the hell up. You immature brats write with such bravado and confidence like you think you’re so f’ing funny and clever, but the only people you’re impressing are other morons like yourself. Your delusions of grandeur sickens me.

    Why don’t you keep showing everyone how mature and clever you are by continuing to gang up on Ambrosia like a bunch of grade schoolers ganging up on the slow kid in the playground? Go ahead– it makes great entertainment, especially for those of us who actually made it past fourth grade.

    Thanks for cluttering up this section, BTW, by commenting on everything BUT the actual story. Are you guys so ADD-inflicted that you can’t FOCUS and write a simple one-lined sentence about Heidi Klum? It’s not that hard. Heidi. Klum. Without. Makeup. Looking Kinda Blah. Write. Ya Know. About It. Not Ambrosia. Heidi. The woman in the pictures. Her.

    Got it? I’ll pull out some flash cards and a puppet in case you didn’t catch any of that.

    #53- RichPort, you offend me, not because you’re a typical racist moron,but because you’re just not funny and you– like moondoggy and sexybitch– write trash with such self confidence. You’re not funny, man. Never were and never will be.

    Lastly, over the many months I’ve been semi-lurking here, I’ve begun seeing a trend. The Superficial used to be a cool site with witty, clever, posters giving edgy, snarky comments about celebrities and the stories TS posted. Now it’s fastly becoming a site filled with wannabe *edgy* posters who just blurt the N-word every two seconds, attack other posters (instead of trolls), or just act like flat out bitches. Half the time they don’t even comment on the story anymore.

    It’s a shame that the people who run this site are allowing a bunch of posting regulars-cum-losers to run it into the ground and turn it into the Poor Man’s Perez Hilton. But hey, it’s their site; if that’s what they want to turn it into, that’s their business.

  43. Juliabella

    92

    I AGREE 1000%. They think their all that because they could correct the typing of people and insult them like there’s no tomorrow. Face to face might change!!! The power of typing!!!

  44. clairargent

    Are you peole all insane? I could save a fortune if I looked like that without makeup. She wears it for a living, do you think maybe she gets tired of it?

  45. chump

    OMG YOU CAN TELL THAT EVEN THOUGH SHE’S HAD 3 KIDS BY THIS BLACK DUDE(SEAL) THAT’S SHE’S NOT VERY HAPPY WHEN SEEN WITH HER BLACK KIDS.INSTEAD SHE’S ALWAYS NURTURING HER WHITE DAUGHTER. SHE THOUGHT SHE WOULD END UP LIKE STEPHANIE SEYMOUR, MARRIED TO A RICH WHITE GUY!HAHA BUT THEN THE MILLIONAIRE ITALIAN DUMPED HER AND THIS NIGGER RAN TO CATCH A DESPERATE, LONELY WOMAN. SHE WAS FRUCKING PREGANANT WITH LENNY WHEN HE JUMPED IN TO THE PIC. NO WHITE GUY WOULD DO THAT, BUT SEAL DID TO WHITEN HIMSELF OR OFFSPRING.HAHA AND I HAVE A FEELING THAT SHE MIGHT BALE ON HIS TWO LITTLE NIGGER KIDS, LEAVING WITH LILLY WHITE LENNY (THE ONLY CHILD SHE RELATES TO). ONE OF THE REASONS FLAVIO REFUSES TO EVEN SEE LENNY IS BECAUSE OF SEAL. HAHAHAHAH SEAL HAS ALWAYS HAD A THING FOR WHITE LADIES (MAYBE IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH HIS SCAR/BLACKNESS ETC)REMEMBER TAJANA PATITZ THE GERMAN MODEL. HE SEEMS TO DATE ONLY THAT TYPE WHICH WOULD BE OKAY IF HE WAS FRIGGIN GERMAN BUT FOR A BLACK MAN, OBVIOUSLY FUUULLL NIGGER HE SCREAMS OF UNCLE TOM. HAHAHAHA

  46. Binky

    Maybe we’ve all got the mid-winter ‘blahs’… (aside from the KKK)…

  47. Viola

    #95: You are a fucking moron. Please, burn yourself, so the world can become a cleaner place….

  48. Me

    #95, Oh please. As an interracial adult born to a French mother and West Indian (Black) father, and who has an older sister who is white I can safely tell you that my parents are still together (I am 26 years old, my sister is 30) and I am very much loved and respected by my white mother, just as much as my sister is. You are obviously a closed minded son-of-the-devil if you think that you are any better than I, or my father because you apparently are white. As for Seal and Heidi, I am more than certain that you do not have a close personal relationship with any of them, so you can stop talking out of your ass. If you want to post ignorant shit, why don’t you find a site where there are like minded ppl so that you all can spew garbage together.

  49. Michael1

    wwworldclique/ambrosia how many IDs do you have. We know Libraesque/Lesbianesque has a couple, and danielle sports at least one other ID.
    and if post92 is what you call funny or clever — whatever — then please stay off this board because RichPort is entertaining (most of teh time) and nothing you’ve written so far shows even a glimmer of a sense of humor. Lighten the fuck up.

  50. Jacquelantern

    #54 Wtf… you’re an idiot!

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